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=='''Purchases'''==

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:LilJoeMeatHead|LilJoeMeatHead]]|2=1,000,000,000|reason=To help protect the humble city of Malton}}

{{SargeMartCustomer|1=[[User:Alcatraz311|Alcatraz311]]|2=One Glock 18(Sarge Mart Collector's Edition), one AR-15 Assault Rifle, one Sarge Dog and a Swamp Mission Cola Colonel (44 oz) for only 1,506 cookies}}

{{SargeMartCookie|Garretjax|1 Poisen Filled|reason=Moving in on my turf}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Ace Sloggerson|Ace Sloggerson]]|2=1,000|reason=his .357 Magnum}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Osvajac|Osvajac]]|2=150|reason=15 pizzas with extra cheese}}

{{SargeMartCustomer|1=[[User:Smith606|Smith606]]|2=One M4 Assault Rifle, One .357 Magnum and Five Fragmentation Grenades - All for 5,000 cookies}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Hhal|Hhal]]|2=4,000|reason=one G36C and five pounds of C4. Thanks Sarge Mart!}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Private McKinley|Private McKinley]]|2=4365|reason=a Remington Collector's Edition, a Glock 18 Collector's Edition, two frag grenades, a FAK, a large pizza, and a couple of litres of vodka. HECK YEAH! }}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Krazy Monkey|Cheeseman]]|2=120|reason=one MCSU 9 AutoCheeze Riotgun barrel.}}
{{Ketchup|1=[[User:Krazy Monkey|Cheeseman]]|2=Sarge Mart|reason=finding him a replacement barrel for his Cheesegun.}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=Johny223|2=2000|reason=Buying a M4 Assault rifle with a grenade launcher  attachment and a large cheese pizza}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:soberdoc|Rooster]]|2=68|reason=Buying a Fragmentation Grenade and two Katanas}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Woenderik|Woenderik]]|2=12.5|reason=Buying Cider (1 Litre)}}

{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Ace Sloggerson|Ace Sloggerson]]|2=700|reason=a Raging Bull}}


===A request===
I wish to request a replacement central barrel for a MCSU 9 AutoCheez Riotgun as the one I currently have fitted is beginning to wear out. I would be willing to negotiate a fair price for this service. :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:03, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm going to check the inventory.  The price will be reduced if you give us the old barrel.  
Checking...
checking...
Search results: 1 new, never been used central barrel for a MCSU 9 AutoCheez Riotgun.  If you trade in the old barrel you get 35% off.  Your current price is 200 cookies.  With the discount it's 130 cookies.  So is it a deal?--[[User:Xan2020|Xan2020]] 18:22, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Would I be able to wrangle it down to 120 cookies and a bottle of tomato-free ketchup? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Sure.  This is the benefit of overseas suppliers.  always low prices.  120 cookies is your total.  also we would always like to hear positive customer testimonials so if you would be so kind say how good you time was here at Sarge Mart.--[[User:Xan2020|Xan2020]] 18:39, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Deal. :) 120 cookies and a bottle of Ketchup on the way. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:52, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
==What??!?==
All this and no iPod?  Am I suppose to be impressed? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:18, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:Do you really think we would forget iPods? The shipment just came in today. Would you like to purchase one? --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 23:22, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::Does it come with built in speakers?  And Paris Hilton music?  I hear the zeds are very attractive to Paris Hilton music and thought I'd let them do my...uh...''non''-player killing business? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:24, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:::We have speakers, but not built in ones. Also, I heard Paris Hilton music hurts zeds, and is declared in-zedmane. We, at Sarge Mart do not condone such action. --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 23:29, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Nope.  I know a DJ who tried this out.  A bunch of zeds quickly knocked out his safehouse.  (And yes...this did actually happen...On the C4NT forum at least...) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:43, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::Well, in that case, I can have a compilation of all of Paris's music preloaded on your iPod. Would you like to buy? --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 23:48, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Can you get me some speakers and some duct tape as well? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:52, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Of course, this whole package, for only 400 cookies! --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 23:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
:400 cookies?  Hold on...let me check E-Bay... *A few minutes later...* Well, aren't you lucky?  The cheapest price for all this is ''401'' cookies.  {{SargeMartCookie|1=Axe Hack|2=400|reason=an iPod, speakers, duct tape, and some Paris Hilton music preloaded on the iPod.}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:01, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Um...I'm gonna need another iPod... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 03:13, 16 April 2008 (BST)

==Wha??==
:No claymores or NATO 7.62mm?? My 240b is hungry, what am I gonna do now? I could use a new K-BAR as well. I am taking my business to US Calvary.. *&Somewhere a Ranger Weeps*--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 04:28, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
::Wait! The Claymore's just arrived, and we do have 7.62 ammunition. It must have been hidden. We also have 1 K-BAR, on the computer, it says it is somewhere in the back let me get it for you... --{{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}} 04:32, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh good, I hate those commie bastards at [http://www.uscav.com/?subid=185&source=pjn US Calvery]! They always want me to buy some old Ivan surplus crap. "''NO, I don't want a jacket that turns into a sleeping bag!"'' Mmm K, I need 2k of that 7.62x39mm ''linked'' in 100rnd belts (every fifth a tracer), also need 8XM-67 frags, (oh, 4 claymores of course!) a few star clusters,2 spools of tripwire, 3 boxes of "glow sticks" (1 box IR), 3 sticks of C-4 (comp-b)/ or the nasty commie syntac cr@p, 10 boxes of +P semi-jacket hollow point .45 CAL (ACP), 10 boxes of .12guage 00 buckshot... Um.. Hmm.. Trip flares! Got any trip flares? Oh, and a piece of crap AT-4 (small-d preffered)So, how much is this gonna set me back? *Airborne cringes as he peeks in his wallet* Um, U take Visa?--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
{{SargeMartCookie|1=[[User:Airborne88]]|2=all his|reason=the list of crap above}}

== cashing in my certificate :D ==

{{SargeMartCookie|1=Rogue Sergeant|2=500|reason=.357 Magnum}}

--{{User:Rogue Sergeant/sig}} 12:14, 23 March 2008 (UTC)