Talk:Sarge Mart

Purchases

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	LilJoeMeatHead has given Sarge Mart 1,000,000,000 cookie(s) for To help protect the humble city of Malton

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	Alcatraz311 purchased One Glock 18(Sarge Mart Collector's Edition), one AR-15 Assault Rifle, one Sarge Dog and a Swamp Mission Cola Colonel (44 oz) for only 1,506 cookies at Sarge Mart!

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	Garretjax has given Sarge Mart 1 Poisen Filled cookie(s) for Moving in on my turf

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	Ace Sloggerson has given Sarge Mart 1,000 cookie(s) for his .357 Magnum

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	Osvajac has given Sarge Mart 150 cookie(s) for 15 pizzas with extra cheese

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	Smith606 purchased One M4 Assault Rifle, One .357 Magnum and Five Fragmentation Grenades - All for 5,000 cookies at Sarge Mart!

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	Hhal has given Sarge Mart 4,000 cookie(s) for one G36C and five pounds of C4. Thanks Sarge Mart!

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	Private McKinley has given Sarge Mart 4365 cookie(s) for a Remington Collector's Edition, a Glock 18 Collector's Edition, two frag grenades, a FAK, a large pizza, and a couple of litres of vodka. HECK YEAH!

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	Cheeseman has given Sarge Mart 120 cookie(s) for one MCSU 9 AutoCheeze Riotgun barrel.

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	Cheeseman has given Sarge Mart a bottle of Tomato-Free Ketchup for finding him a replacement barrel for his Cheesegun.

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	Johny223 has given Sarge Mart 2000 cookie(s) for Buying a M4 Assault rifle with a grenade launcher attachment and a large cheese pizza

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	Rooster has given Sarge Mart 68 cookie(s) for Buying a Fragmentation Grenade and two Katanas

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	Woenderik has given Sarge Mart 12.5 cookie(s) for Buying Cider (1 Litre)

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	Ace Sloggerson has given Sarge Mart 700 cookie(s) for a Raging Bull

A request

I wish to request a replacement central barrel for a MCSU 9 AutoCheez Riotgun as the one I currently have fitted is beginning to wear out. I would be willing to negotiate a fair price for this service. :P -- Cheese 18:03, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm going to check the inventory. The price will be reduced if you give us the old barrel. Checking... checking... Search results: 1 new, never been used central barrel for a MCSU 9 AutoCheez Riotgun. If you trade in the old barrel you get 35% off. Your current price is 200 cookies. With the discount it's 130 cookies. So is it a deal?--Xan2020 18:22, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Would I be able to wrangle it down to 120 cookies and a bottle of tomato-free ketchup? -- Cheese 18:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Sure. This is the benefit of overseas suppliers. always low prices. 120 cookies is your total. also we would always like to hear positive customer testimonials so if you would be so kind say how good you time was here at Sarge Mart.--Xan2020 18:39, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Deal. :) 120 cookies and a bottle of Ketchup on the way. -- Cheese 18:52, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

What??!?

All this and no iPod? Am I suppose to be impressed? --Axe Hack Talk 23:18, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Do you really think we would forget iPods? The shipment just came in today. Would you like to purchase one? -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 23:22, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Does it come with built in speakers? And Paris Hilton music? I hear the zeds are very attractive to Paris Hilton music and thought I'd let them do my...uh...non-player killing business? --Axe Hack Talk 23:24, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

We have speakers, but not built in ones. Also, I heard Paris Hilton music hurts zeds, and is declared in-zedmane. We, at Sarge Mart do not condone such action. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 23:29, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Nope. I know a DJ who tried this out. A bunch of zeds quickly knocked out his safehouse. (And yes...this did actually happen...On the C4NT forum at least...) --Axe Hack Talk 23:43, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, in that case, I can have a compilation of all of Paris's music preloaded on your iPod. Would you like to buy? -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 23:48, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Can you get me some speakers and some duct tape as well? --Axe Hack Talk 23:52, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Of course, this whole package, for only 400 cookies! -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 23:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

400 cookies? Hold on...let me check E-Bay... *A few minutes later...* Well, aren't you lucky? The cheapest price for all this is 401 cookies.

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	Axe Hack has given Sarge Mart 400 cookie(s) for an iPod, speakers, duct tape, and some Paris Hilton music preloaded on the iPod.

--Axe Hack Talk 00:01, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Um...I'm gonna need another iPod... --Axe Hack Talk 03:13, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Wha??

No claymores or NATO 7.62mm?? My 240b is hungry, what am I gonna do now? I could use a new K-BAR as well. I am taking my business to US Calvary.. *&Somewhere a Ranger Weeps*--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 04:28, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Wait! The Claymore's just arrived, and we do have 7.62 ammunition. It must have been hidden. We also have 1 K-BAR, on the computer, it says it is somewhere in the back let me get it for you... -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 04:32, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh good, I hate those commie bastards at US Calvery! They always want me to buy some old Ivan surplus crap. "NO, I don't want a jacket that turns into a sleeping bag!" Mmm K, I need 2k of that 7.62x39mm linked in 100rnd belts (every fifth a tracer), also need 8XM-67 frags, (oh, 4 claymores of course!) a few star clusters,2 spools of tripwire, 3 boxes of "glow sticks" (1 box IR), 3 sticks of C-4 (comp-b)/ or the nasty commie syntac cr@p, 10 boxes of +P semi-jacket hollow point .45 CAL (ACP), 10 boxes of .12guage 00 buckshot... Um.. Hmm.. Trip flares! Got any trip flares? Oh, and a piece of crap AT-4 (small-d preffered)So, how much is this gonna set me back? *Airborne cringes as he peeks in his wallet* Um, U take Visa?--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

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	User:Airborne88 has given Sarge Mart all his cookie(s) for the list of crap above

cashing in my certificate :D

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	Rogue Sergeant has given Sarge Mart 500 cookie(s) for .357 Magnum

-- Rogue  Sergeant  12:14, 23 March 2008 (UTC)