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===Color Talk===
Please tell me you are not colouring your comments... this is sooo lame. And i'd like you to stop it. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 23:35, 1 April 2008 (BST)
===April fools===
[[Image:1april2008_target_zombie.png]]

Maaan... Search again! --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 21:28, 1 April 2008 (BST)

===[[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal Data]]===
The above page is protected, I am interested in alphabetizing it. Thanks--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 09:05, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:Thanks, I will submit the request after I get off work. Wow you are helpful.--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 16:23, 1 April 2008 (BST)
::<font color=purple>Yarp!</font>--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:29, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:::<font color=green>Poik!</font>--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 16:53, 1 April 2008 (BST)

===Thanks!===
Well, I was roaming the UD wiki and then decided to see the vandal banning page.(I did not do anything wrong, I was just looking)
Then found this [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning#User:Private_Mendoza Private Mendoza].
It caught my eye cause I am a member of Columbine Kids.Although my leaders might not know about what happen to the group page
I just like to say THANK YOU for getting that punk on their behalf.

{{Cookie|1={{User:Forgotten86/sig}}|2={{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}}|reason=Busting this punk}}

===the dead===
Hey thanks for protecting the page from any further edits.... However, I would like to point out that the impersonation on me is still present. :/ It would be nice if you could use your supah sysop powers and revert lextrutov's (whatever his name is) impersonation of me. Thanks! [[User:The man|The man]] 18:21, 31 March 2008 (BST)
:Done. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:47, 31 March 2008 (BST)

===Kittens!===
They're cute and cuddly...But did you know I like to shot them out of cannons onto a field full of missiles, TNT, spikes, and kitten-eating plants?  I call it Kitten Cannon.  Sometimes, I go to the kitten shooting range with a few friends and see who can blast the kitten furthest.  Yes.  I'm that evil. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:I played Kitten Cannon once... I cried. :'( --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:47, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::Heh...Evil, ain't it?  And I made it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Damn it!  I'm playing it now and just scored 665!  Why??!? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:05, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

=== Archive for 73===
Sorry, I guess its a perceptual thing for me... I don't ever recall someone with such a positive motion ever being put into the unsuccessful archive. I guess I just don't see where a successful bid automatically means they get promoted. i.e. Its a successful bid but up to the 'crats to promote or not. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[DHPD]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 22:56, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

===Apologies written in orange powder===
Charles Winchester is such a good man..and he pointed out that I have upset the Tikhons/Tikhoners with my Cheese Poof Slanderings...
I hereby officially apologize for my awful..etc etc.. and am handing you back the Hand Slappy Championship Tiara and Sash and your gloves, and your space ship (I was on a bender and stole it), and hope that once this red burb thing is resolved, we can shake hands and start up some sort of truce. Maybe dance with some bears and some buckets of Vodka? I mean, if you're up for it. :) I'll go flog myself in the corner over there. xoxox --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 20:07, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
: Now if I'm going to write on your official boards, do I have to register? Or can I just write as a guest? --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 21:02, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

===It's gonna be a long night===
From the look of it (2 vandal alts in just under an hour) I think its going to be a busy night. :P Feeling particularly hammer-happy today by any chance? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:49, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
:Maybee... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:51, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
::Haha. :D Got another one. He changed the VB report to read my name and it was signed by Xoid. Smooooooooooth. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:53, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Hurr. I won't be around for the next few hours... have fun! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:55, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Ah well. :P Hopefully Karek'll show up about Midnight my time so I can go to bed. Got school in the morning. Can't spend all night banning vandals. :D -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:57, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

===named malton/monroeville locations===
:[[Club Shortt]], [[Shortman Lane]]/[[the Shortman Building]]? Nothing with "gno" or "targ" neither in Malton, nor in MV, sorry...  --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 19:35, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
===Signature===
Thanks for dropping in and helping with my signature, it works. -- {{User:Gregarious Instigator/sig}} 04:35, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
:No problems. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:36, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

===Misconduct Archive===
I've been reading through the misconduct archive of my case and I came across [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Suggestion:20071023_Deathly_Crawl&diff=next&oldid=870287 this] I still actually believe that ''should'' be the system we use but since the somewhat considerable justification drama users, specifically Funt, have taken it upon themselves to change the community set precedent by striking any votes he didn't feel were adequately justified. The system has changed, and been abused actually, by users who strike votes that they feel are invalid or unjustified, and only do so in the kill/spam sections<small>(you'll notice Funt asked me to point out where he did it in the past after I clearly stated I wasn't reading the page too)</small> [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Suggestion%3A20080214_Indicate_When_Barricades_Are_At_Max&diff=1027164&oldid=1027004 this] is my favorite example of it, but there are a lot more where that came from as far as both unjustified keeps and users striking votes that are unjustified but leaving the unjustified keeps but, I really don't feel like going through suggestions by hand to find them right now.--<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 08:19, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
===Just a question===

is there anything you can do about removing [[Nazi Party of Malton|this page]] ? i find it very objectionable. i know that this is not the place to ask for such deletions, but i did not want to officially bring it to anybodys attention because i believe that the wiki would keep this page anyways because [[Columbine Kids|this page]] still exists despite being objectionable. it just disappoints me that people feel the need to create such things and i was curious if anything could be done. thanx--[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 19:47, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

===Misc===
Your attempted ruling on the karek case is exactly why i was against your promotion. You are ruling misconduct on what is, at very best, a case for [[A/VB]]. What sysop ability did he abuse? None. The striking is perfectly legal, not to mention a user ability. We cant get misconducted for doing things any user could have done. Thats what [[A/VB]] is for. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 09:37, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

===Help===

[[173rd airborne brigade combat team]] is my group. Can you please center the templates at the top and everything under the contents box? I'd really appreciate it. [[User:Ioncannon11|Ioncannon11]] 06:17, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

===Uhm===
Crit 11s ''are not'' [[A/G#Scheduled_Deletions]].--<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 03:17, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, but monumental screwups are, which is what that was. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 15:59, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
::No, monumental screw ups only covers pages that are unable to be moved or edited via normal means. --<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 16:01, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, wasn't that one? I could delete (or edit it) because it kept putting me to a non-exsistant page. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:02, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

===Help===
Love your help pages. Really cool. Could you work at integrating them into the main help section? I want it to be expanded, as not much work has been done on them recently. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 22:13, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, your help pages are great! --{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 22:38, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

===Gnome===
New redirect: [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|Gnome]]. Nuff said. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 23:08, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

===More Badges!?!===
Yes. Your wildest dream ''has'' come true. More ribbon badges are now available at [[NecroWatch]]. There are now 3 new ribbons for you to earn: '''Combat Recon''', '''Morrish Sentinel''', and '''Raines Hills Tour of Duty'''. Please note that only scans reported after January 29th, 2008 count towards Combat Recon (so as to be fair to newcomers). Of course right now 2 ribbons could be earned in one scan, so be sure to visit the Battle of Pitneybank before it's all over. Which shouldn't be anytime soon, mind you. Also look forward to title trophies as the next update, for those NecroTechnicians who consider themselves "the best of the best". ;) --[[User:Mobius187|Mobius187]] 01:46, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

===Ah Damn===
I haven't done that for a while! --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 22:24, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

===Oh snap===
Sorry about that, I've made another one too. Could you possibly move James Jefferson there too? Looks like bad editing on my part. Feh, sorry! --{{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 01:46, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

===Quiz?===
Yes.  You heard me.  I have a quiz going on.  If you wish to check it out, there's a link in my sig. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:31, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:I must use my brain? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:35, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
::No.  You can attempt to Google the answer if you want.  That Suicidal Angel got a spot on my sig....now he's pass me in page links... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
{{Pie}}
Sorry.  Only pie. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:46, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:You will see your end one day, mudkip fiend. I promise. *stands majestically, cape flowing*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:48, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::That's nice.  Why are you wearing a diaper?  Are you trying to act out a sceen from Captian Underpants? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:54, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Blah! Diaper? This is the coveted underpants of Ancient and Powerful Tinker Gnomes! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:59, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::::You still don't have your cardbord Knight set though, do ya?--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:00, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::You still have it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:02, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::You can have it back if ya want...--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 09:48, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Why do we always pick on Gnome about this stuff?  Oh wait....It's fun.  So 73....did you accidentally set the cardboard knight set on fire?  Or are you planning to give it back in mint condition?  Which I hope you don't... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:22, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

===DO NOT REVERT THAT PAGE===

It belongs to Red Rum, and I have a right to edit that.--[[User:Squid Boy|Squid Boy]] 23:56, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
:The note was an edit made by Kevan, and fyi, NPOV sections on group pages are allowed and are open to public editing, i.e. not owned.--<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 23:58, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
::Please explain how anything I did in any way obscured the message that was intended.  I'm prepared to argue with Kevan that my edit is fitting and appropriate.  First the DK13 page gets messed with, now this.  ''It stops HERE!  NO FURTHER!''  heh.--[[User:Squid Boy|Squid Boy]] 00:08, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Roughly the POV.--<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 00:48, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:[[Group#Group_Page_Guidelines]] Number 3. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

=== ghost recon badge ===

you've added ghost recon to your necrowatch plate after uploading 3 scans in [[Judgewood]] on 8th January. Well, on [[suburb]] it was indeed marked "ghost" at that time, however that was a mark from 29th December and was morelike outdated... just a note. --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 11:08, 20 January 2008 (UTC)


===Yay, a new section!!1!===
Hey, it was funny right? :) --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:49, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
:Of course he's not going to rule. He'd rather worry about the much more important task of ruling over the VB page and quelling ANY kind of talk, even if some of it may pertain to the case.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:24, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

===Something I picked up...===
{{ud|Upperbox=You are inside '''Gnomeland Security'''.  Some gnomes are mooning Axe Hack.  There is a war going on in here.  Also here is The Mudkip Army (5000 units), The Gnome Army (100 units), and some Gnomeland Security Guards (10 units)

A few computers are in the room.  They are being hacked by some Mudkips.

Somebody has spraypainted ''Gnomeland Security shall fall!'' onto a dead Gnomeland Security guard.|Lowerbox=Since your last turn:
*A Mudkip distracted the Gnome guards. <font size=2>(5 seconds ago)</font>
*Some Mudkips hacked into Gnomeland Security's database. <font size=2>(4 seconds ago)</font>
*Some Mudkips uploaded a SpiderBOT virus into Gnomeland Security's computer. <font size=2>(3 seconds ago)</font>
*A horde of Mudkips devastated the Gnome Army sent to guard Gnomeland Security. <font size=2>(2 seconds ago)</font>
*Axe Hack planted a bomb. <font size=2>(1 seconds ago)</font>}}
--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:40, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:I originally had this on my page.  Thief.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 03:21, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:{{*}}ehem* My gnomes use Macs, your virus is useless. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:52, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::Funny, Lach...I stole this off of Necro's talk page...And Gnome...if the virus doesn't work, the bomb will. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

===Protections===
Pages can only be protected for a short period of time unless they have been requested via [[A/PT]]. I'm unprotecting [[The Malton Bounty Emo Killers]] page, even though it's probably a good idea to ask them if they want their page protected. It's certainly the most vandalised group page on the wiki atm. Please read up on the [[UDWiki:Administration/Guidelines#Protection_of_Pages|guidelines]] before taking action <small>-- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|talk]] • [[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|i]]</sup> 01:26 17 January 2008 (BST)</small>
:Got it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:27, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

===A gift for you===
{{Boxes|a kitten}}
+1. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:12, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:+5 light radius.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:13, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:You're smart. You knew I would have removed your comment, so you gave me a box! A present more likely. What's inside? Can I open? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:13, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Yea.  Go ahead.  Open it.  Don't mind about the ticking noise coming from the box. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:23, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Go for it. I took Axe's box, and threw it into a river, and replaced it with a kitten. Late Christmas gift.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:23, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::Not a smart move.  That was a full blown Decepticon in that box...He just might hunt you down... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:24, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::You put a bomb in that box? Or a clock? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:25, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::I think it was a mechanical cup. Or something.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:26, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Aww, I would have liked that. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:27, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
{{Boxes|a mechanical cup}}
I have no idea how it works, but I found it at a pawn shop. Good night everyone. And no, I don't show up every time someone edits my talk page! Grrr. ;) --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:36, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:<small>Liar, yes you do. :)</small> --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:37, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:<small>Not a liar, but a stalker!</small> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:40, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Hey guys, why are you whispering?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 01:50, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::<small>SHHH!  Be quiet!  SA may still be here!  Go to sleep, he says...Well...he's still on the NMC forum right now...</small> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:51, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::I just wanna know why those templates say 'boxes' when there is clearly only one box.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 01:54, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::You're gonna want to ask [[User:XXNecromancerxX|this guy]].  But then again...it could be a box in a box in a box in a box in a box... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:56, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::Maybe that disappearing gnome will know.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 02:04, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::What'd AHLG do?  Jump in the box or something? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:06, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Maybe he already is in the box(es)...--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 02:08, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::You wanna open 'em and see? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:10, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Um...I don't have a knife.  You open it.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 02:19, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Then what's that?  *Points to a knife Lach is holding behind her back* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:22, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::That's a metal detector.  Duh.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 02:25, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Okay....Aren't you a nurse?  I'm sure your medkit has scissors or something sharp and pointy... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:26, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
{{*}}Pokes his head out of a box* Godammit scoundrels! Get offa me lawn!! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:41, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:''A'' box?  So there's only one now?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 04:52, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Poogy ate the other. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:58, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::What the bloody hell...actually, I don't think I want to know.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 05:08, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::I don't know either. :'( --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:11, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::Wow, that makes it even scarier.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 05:13, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just typed the first thing that popped into my head. I'm going to go now, South Park. :D--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:15, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Enjoy being offended!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 05:17, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Yea...about the boxes being change to box...Apparently I supplied Necro with this page and he saw our little conversation and he changed it in the middle of our so called conversation...So yea...Whatever. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:54, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Oh. I guess Poogly didn't eat it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:55, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::So...tell me, Gnome.  Did the box happen to have more boxes in it?  If not...here you go!
{{Boxes|a box in a box in a box in a box}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:58, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::{{*}}Begins to build a fort out of the boxes* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:59, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::Hmm....yea...the problem with that, every box happens to be smaller then the one before it... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:02, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Well I am a Gnome... biggest box for torso, smallest for toes and fingers, and a mid sized one for the head! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:03, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::And in the end...You'll have a cardboard box armor...Now to throw in some paper towels and toilet paper rolls for you to make a cardboard sword... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:09, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::I need a shield too. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:10, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::Special delivery!  For a Mr. Helpful Little Gnome.{{Boxes|toilet and paper towel rolls with some scissors, glue, and tape}}  You can now use the new box to make a shield!  And a sword with those paper towel rolls. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:24, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:{{*}}Begins to craft a sword and shield* What about a crossbow? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:26, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Hmm...I guess I could mail you some toothpicks...{{Boxes|toothpicks}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:30, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::I need feathers and something elastic. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:32, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::Hm...Kill a bird with your sword to get the feathers.  Now the elastic stuff?  You could use the glue I sent you.  It's Rubber cement, after all... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:36, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::Alright *Starts crafting a crossbow* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:37, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::Um...just don't get that rubber cement on yourself.  It's extra super duty... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Mmrgmffpfmm? Mmrf? MRGMF?? MMM!!!! MRMFFMMM!!! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:42, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
{{Boxes|a complete cardboard medieval weapons and armor set}}
Fools.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:43, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:IMFG. GMFG! GRUMF ! IMF MFF! MUUFGppttt! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:44, 15 January 2008 (UTC)


...i told you I wouldn't be on. You guys thought I was hiding. Ha. :)--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:44, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:Mmmf mffff mfffmm! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:45, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Whats that? I can mess with you user page? Okay then...--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::Uh...I said it was rubber cement, not peanut butter...Why'd you eat it?  Wait...you can't talk...your mouth is sealed...Um...*Dials Rubber cement removal product line*  Um...yea...my friend got extra super duty rubber cement on him and now his mouth is sealed shut.  <small>I'm sorry.  But the next shipment of our removal product doesn't come in until next week.  Can your friend wait till then?</small>  Hold on...lemme check.  Hey Gnome.  The rubber cement removal thingy is sold out.  Their next batch of shipment doesn't arrive until next week.  Can you wait until then? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:48, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::.... mmmfff rmf. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:49, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::OK.  He says he can.  <small>OK.  But we've made a mistake.  The next shipment comes in next year.</small>  OK.  I'll let him know.  Gnome.  The next shipment doesn't come in next week.  It comes in next year.  Can you still wait? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:52, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::MMMMMFFFG! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:53, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::Just burn it off. You're a Gnome. Everyone knows fire doesn't hurt you.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:55, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Imf rgmmf? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:55, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::That's a yes, right?  OK.  He says he can still wait.  <small>I'm sorry again.  But the CEO says the company's gonna stop making these rubber cement removal products.  Sorry for the inconvenience.  *Hangs up*</small>  OK...Um..Gnome.  They've stop making the rubber cement removal product....can you wait until a new brand comes out?  Which could be a few years? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:57, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Nomfg!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:58, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Use your cardboard sword!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:59, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::OMFffG!! *Takes his cardboard sword and jabs it at his mouth* Owmf! mmfff ffmfmf pttt pfff! *Takes a big breath* I'm free! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:01, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:OK...guess I won't give you this new rubber cement product I just bought...*Begins to walk away, trips, and the new rubber cement flies out of his pocket and into Gnome's face, sealing his mouth even more.*  Oh crap...that was the fireproof rubber cement... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:01, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::{{*}}uses sword again* Hah! Free again! I have beaten you new rubber cement! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:02, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::OK...so I don't have to give you these...after all that...*Juggles 3 bottles of rubber cement, but they all end up flying into Gnome's face, sealing his mouth even more.*  Oh crap...That's the Indestructible, the fireproof, and the cardboard proof rubber cement... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:05, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::.... {{*}}Takes cardboard sword and begins to cut off his head* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:06, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::And I thought Suicidal Angel was suicidal... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:08, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Nope. Hell, I didn't even make this name originally. I stole it from a friend, and it stuck with me.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:11, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::{{*}}Finishes cutting off head a few hours later and is obviously dead. But, to your horror, you see a gigantic pink spacecraft land and coming out of it is the Gnome! OMGz!* I have clones... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:10, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::You stole it from your wife, didn't you?  Anyways...*Drops another indestrutible rubber cement on the new Gnome*  Huh...I guess I didn't have to use this on the original...*Shows Gnome a bottle of rubber cement remover*  Yea...Don't ask me where I got this from... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:16, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::My wife's ship is purple, kthx. *Tries the rubber cement remover* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:20, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Heh heh heh.  You silly Gnome.  That's just more rubber cement.  Disguised to look like the remover.  THe real deal's in a safe place.  *Watches as Gnome's mouth is sealed all over again.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:31, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::{{*}}Takes out a little remote and presses the big red button. His ship vaporizes him then another gnome clone is teleported in.* :( *Waggles finger at Axe* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:33, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::{{*}}Dumps rubber cement of Gnome's finger and shoves his finger in his mouth and adds more rubber cement.*  Wag that other finger at me and guess where that one'll go. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Nmfp.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:21, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Now don't think about wagging that other finger at me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:22, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Heh. Box related mishaps! Inside that box is an entire universe wondering what's in the box that they're surrounded by.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 22:48, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::It's called another box.  And inside that one...is another box.  And inside that one...is another box.  And inside that one...well.  You get the picture. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:51, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::One of the boxes is in the shape of a cat. Provided, of course that the cat in question is rougthly cuboid and made of cardbord--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 22:52, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::Ah, the philosophy of boxes!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:01, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::And the boxes of philosophy.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:02, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::Too bad Gnome used all the cardboard I gave him to make his little cardboard knight set. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, but he is a very philisophical knight. He spent a day staring at the round table, and then asked to be seeted at the left corner. Then all the other knights turned round and kicked him out for being  a smartarse.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:07, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::::So wearing cardboard gives one a philosophical state of mind?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:10, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Yup. All the great philosophers wore cardbord box armor. Plato himself got the idea from watching Socrates make himself a suit of armor from the box he got his toy firetruck in.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:12, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::I thought that was Einstein... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:21, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::Excuse me, didn't the Romans invent cardboard?  Not the Greeks!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:27, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Eh.  Who cares?  I stole Gnome's cardboard knight set and gave it to 73.  Now to give him the glue... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:30, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Oo, oo, I'm telling the gnome!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:41, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::::About what?  The glue, or his knight set? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:50, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::::I wants me armor bak! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:20, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::Sorry, I used it to mop up some sick.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 09:29, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

===Banning===
I know you're probably working on this as I type; but you still DO have to report the guy to A/VB, just making sure you knew. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 00:17, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:Not that guy. You certainly don't see [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Special:Log/block these] people on A/VB. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:20, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah, you do. Under either their own heading, or under the heading of another as vandal alts. Look for their names on the A/VB page and you'll find all of them. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 00:24, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh, nevermind. I'm sleepy. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:26, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

===Spam Vote Abuse===
Hi AHLG. I am sure you are aware of all the abuse of the Spam Vote that is currently going on. Since I'm sure you don't like that kind of stuff, I am pleased to present you with [[Template:SpamAbuse|this template]]. If you approve, please put this template on your User Page and spread the word. --{{User:Hhal/Sig}} 02:02, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
<math>Insert formula here</math>

=== Wiki help... ===

I wasn't sure if I should post my question here, or in the Help discussion, but they all seemed like comments rather than questions. Anyway:

On the [[brainROT RUM|<font color=#042><small>brain</small><big>ROT RUM</big></font>]] page, they have a logo of four mini-skull images, which some of their users have created. Anyway, I was wondering if it was possible to have a page (or a collection of pages) which could be linked to from the main page randomly. I mean, the images would be randomly chosen from the collection everytime the page is loaded. Is it possible? If so, do you know how? {{User:Devolution Studios/sig}} 15:11, 30 March 2008 (BST)
:Thanks for the quick response, but I've got another question - it's about signatures this time. I understand that it uses {{Nosubst:SUBST|}} or whatever it is, but do you know how I could replicate that onto another wiki to keep the auto-updating sig? {{User:Devolution Studios/sig}} 14:25, 31 March 2008 (BST)
::I've tried that once again, but it doesn't work... I'll leave a link to the wiki on my talk if it'll help! {{User:Devolution Studios/sig}} 18:55, 31 March 2008 (BST)

===Game stats page?===
I have a question and I was hoping that you, as a sysops, can answer it. The game stats page, is its information (specifly regarding group numbers) based on the wiki information? Thanks in advance.--[[User:MisterGame|MisterGame]] 19:43, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
:I'll beat him to it. :P The Game Stats page is not based on Wiki Info. It's based on how many active characters have the groups name in their Profile's Group field. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 19:45, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh, thanks but why I ask this is because some moron called William Joel keeps editing my groups wiki page. He changes our listed numbers to 29 because its this way on the game stats page. He hasnt the right for that. :(. Our numbers include inactive ones that are away for things like vacation.
Dont think William Joel is an objective corrector, oh no he is a member of a group that is kinda hostile towards my group making him biased...
One more thing; can this system fail? I noticed a group called the Dead at the top with 1346 numbers, but the odd thing is that groups wasnt there a few weeks ago and their wiki page, well...
--[[User:MisterGame|MisterGame]] 20:06, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
:The Dead are a group that migrated from a Forum. :) Its within possibility that they have that many members. If Joel keeps up changing it, take it Vandal Banning as Vandalism. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 20:21, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Okay, thanks for the help. :) --[[User:MisterGame|MisterGame]] 20:28, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

===Thanks!===
I was hoping I wouldn't have to rewrite the whole thing! Oh well. Thanks for the help.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 11:12, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
===could use a gnomes help===
How do I change my sig so that it shows a different tagline? I don't want to start a new wiki account but i want to sign in character for "monroeville" edits? Figured this kinda problem would be an easyone for a wiki-gnome ;) --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 09:41, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
:to reply to your reply... I only want to sign as T Bone when talking about the monroe map so both would be great, if its complicated though simple changing it back and forth will be fine! thanks--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 23:43, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

===[[P]]===
What is this page supposed to be an example of?  Oh, and your help pages are awesome.  --<small><span style="border:1px solid #000000;background:#ffffff;padding:1px;">[[User:Zombie slay3r|<b><span style="color:#0000cd;">Z. slay3r</span></b>]] • [[User_talk:Zombie slay3r|<span style="background-color:#0000fa;color:#ffffff">&nbsp;Talk&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 14:51, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
:Ok, but why doesn't it just redirect to [[Example page]]?  And why P?  Why not E, G, or A?  Is P supposed to be better than them or something?!  --<small><span style="border:1px solid #000000;background:#ffffff;padding:1px;">[[User:Zombie slay3r|<b><span style="color:#0000cd;">Z. slay3r</span></b>]] • [[User_talk:Zombie slay3r|<span style="background-color:#0000fa;color:#ffffff">&nbsp;Talk&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 21:48, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

===Siggy…===
Hey Gnomicles! Congrats on the promo! Why was I here again? Oh yes, to tell you that your siggy doesn't wrap properly. If you swap the spaces for non-breaking spaces {{CodeInline|&amp;nbsp;}} (like in [[User:Revenant/Sig|mine]]) you'll fix it right up. Or I could do it for you, but I didn't want you to think I was being vandalismic… <tt>:o</tt> – plus I haven't dropped you a line in a while. Cheerio! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 11:10, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

===Not Titled===
Yes, battle of blackmore is supposed to be protected. It's a historical event, as voted on. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 21:46, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:Events aren't groups are. Check A/PT or other events. It failed.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)


Regarding the DangerMap rollback. I don't mind you reverting to a previous version, especially if as you say it breaks the danger levels map for you. I was just wondering, if you don't mind me asking, what browser are you using and what exactly was the effect on the danger map? --[[User:Father Bigley|Father Bigley]] 01:50, 17 January 2008 (UTC)


===Poke===
Look at [[A/A]]. Would you mind helping both parties with wording, evidence, and technical matters? This is likely going to be a screenshot-heavy case, and I want you, if you're willing, to help with anything they might have trouble with. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 23:35, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
===A request for help for TZH/Dhavid Grohl at the recommendation of Nalikill===
Nalikill said I might want your help with a current arbitration.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 23:37, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
===Giddings Guy===
Can you remove his post and protect the page temporarily to protect it from the edit war? {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 20:23, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:If he does it again then I will. I probably won't rule though. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:27, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Just when I try and explain how nali is removing npov stuff it all goes mad again. deletions followed by massive writing. I wonder why I tried to help :-) --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:50, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, [[NPOV]] is a messy issue. There should probably be more clarification on what is considered POV and what is NPOV. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:52, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Is there not a help page on it? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:02, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Looking at the link provided, what i might do is look at whats been said, and try and come up with examples of good npov and bad npov. waste a day over the weekend. It won't be a policy, but maybe we could sort out a quick template, like grims no more guns one?, (but without associated vandal banning).--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:13, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:If we could get a firm definition of what is considered NPOV on this wiki, that'd be even better. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:14, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
::I'm goin to crawl before i can walk. My contributions to the wiki so far? 2 peer reviewed suggestions, one idiot warned about vandalism, and getting Kevan to copyright urban dead for 2008. Oh and winning [[User:Bronz93/quiz]] Twice. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:17, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Hmm. The wikipedia article (link [[NPOV|here]]) has relevance, so that wouldn't be a bad thing to include. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:20, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

I saw that. Hmmm. Reading ahoy. Will mess about in my user area, and when Its vaguely useful, ill let you know.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:21, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:Mmkay. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:23, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
===Vandal Data===
Would you mind striking my second warning? (I'm eligible- 2 months and 250+ edits.) {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 22:01, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
:Ban you for a year? Sure, I'll get right on it! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:04, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
::Ohe Noes! <small>thank you</small> {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 22:08, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Talking of vandals http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Sinclair_Hotels&diff=prev&oldid=987545

Why is xela posting this on a page he created?--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:00, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

===NPOV===

Had some random thoughts,kind of an explanation without Nali's, GIANT SHOUTING. Am I going in the right direction? [[User:Rosslessness/Random Rambling/NPOV Examples]]?--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:27, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

===IAR===
why did you withdrawn IAR ? --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 11:11, 25 January 2008 (UTC)


=== Imperium must Die ===

You are not allowed to edit the page after you protect it. --[[User:Thekooks|KOOKY]] 18:32, 29 May 2008 (BST)
:I haven't even made an edit to that page. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:34, 29 May 2008 (BST)
::[[UDWiki:Administration/Guidelines#Protection_of_Pages]] Mmm, sorry I meant reverted. the guidelines say "in whatever state the page was in at the time the request is reviewed". I think your reversion was abit underhand.--[[User:Thekooks|KOOKY]] 18:41, 29 May 2008 (BST)
:::You mean [[Invasion of Gibsonton|this page]]? That was the revision before the whole thing started, and only makes sense to make it "disputed" when it is disputed. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:43, 29 May 2008 (BST)
::::Man I apolagise, I'm really having an off day. Ok, that looks fine, I was just curious. Thanks.--[[User:Thekooks|KOOKY]] 18:45, 29 May 2008 (BST)
:::::No problems. :)--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:46, 29 May 2008 (BST)

===Please check my user page===
under the 'you should know' section in order to see Karek's lovely little spam-addition to my user page. I'm thinking of either erasing it or accusing him of vandalism since he did it clearly just to troll my user page.
Or maybe I should break it up with my own responses heh. If he had been actually saying anything other than repeating TEXT for 3000+ characters.  Maybe Karek is real gamerz? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:20, 25 May 2008 (BST)

===Put it up again===
Well, I put the suggestion up a second time. Lets see if he deletes it again :/ Sysops really shouldn't abuse their positions like that. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 04:58, 21 May 2008 (BST)

===Can you [[A/VD#User:J3D|strike ma vandy]]?===
coz i've been a [[Special:Contributions/J3D|good boy]].--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:43, 20 May 2008 (BST)
:Done. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:42, 20 May 2008 (BST)
::dunke...one month from now my first vandalism can be stuck, resulting in a one year gap between having no warnings against my name, nice symmetry me thinks...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:52, 21 May 2008 (BST)

===Downinflames===
Downinflames just deleted about 30 keep votes from my nailgun suggestion - wtf?! Can someone ban him and restore what he changed??? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 05:58, 15 May 2008 (BST)
:Just revert it, I'm going to bed. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:59, 15 May 2008 (BST)
::Gardenator reverted it back to how it was. Downinflames had deleted a bunch of keep -and- kill votes. It makes no sense why he did what he did. That's got to be a bannable offense. Deleting a ton of votes?? That isn't trolling or vandalism or something? - must be against the rules... --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 06:03, 15 May 2008 (BST)
:::Looks like it was a mistake on his part.  I put him on the vandal section before I figured it out, but I don't want to remove the report since it looks like he's a goon.  Some goons must not know how to edit wiki pages.  --{{User:Gardenator/sig}} 06:23, 15 May 2008 (BST)

===Protections of suggestions===
Er, I more meant the individual suggestions under those categories. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 04:45, 10 May 2008 (BST)
:Woops. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:46, 10 May 2008 (BST)
::Yeah, it's a pretty big job. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 04:47, 10 May 2008 (BST)
:That's Scheduled.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 06:49, 10 May 2008 (BST)

===Votes===
From nailgun suggestion votes:
''Kill Sorry but this is just proof that women will never ever understand power tools. Stay in the kitchen next time.--ScoobyDooDoobie 19:57, 8 May 2008 (BST)'' <--- And people wonder why I make jokes about the fact that I'm a girl on the internet. Because these types of people exist :)
::Try using a nailgun in real life and get back to me for it's 'combat use'.  My point still stands.--[[User:ScoobyDooDoobie|ScoobyDooDoobie]] 21:59, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:::Actually I have used a nailgun in real life, thanks to my uncle - I used it when I was helping him install the drywall in my country house (Israeli men don't treat women like they're idiots apparently, unlike whatever you are).  I'm not so sure that you have though - at least not a cordless one which uses powder actuation and direct drive.  Plus I've posted statistics used by the government construction safety commission. In return, I suggest you have someone fire a nailgun nail at you. Feel free to stand 10 feet away or even 20. Then you can give me your approval of its combat use while you're in the hospital waiting for someone to remove a nail from you which embedded itself with the same force as a .22 calibre bullet. In any event, I'd prefer if you could just give that you 'don't feel the nailgun would work well as a projectile weapon' - makes your vote a little less inane. You'd still be ignoring most of the suggestion research... but your reasoning would at least be less inane --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:05, 8 May 2008 (BST)
::::[[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Gabdewulf We'd]] [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Jiangyingzi#About_the_Nailgun prefer]] that you [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Seventythree stop]] [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Colbear whining]] [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Firemanrik to]] [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Midianian#Question_about_vote_on_nail_gun everyone]]. Or going [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Hhal around ]] like you are [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Suicidalangel running]] for [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Danny_Williams wiki Prom Queen]].(in case you can't tell these are all inks where she went whining on talk pages about votes on her nail gun suggestion. I like the ones where she was trying to see how she could get people that disagreed and didn't like her suggestion in trouble for trolling. And no matter [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Seventythree#Question_about_Trolling_and_possible_dupe_accounts how many]] [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome#Trolling_question sysops]] you ask you can't have people banned for "trolling".--[[Image:Globetrotters_Icon.png|15px|The Malton Globetrotters]] '''[[User:DCC|#99]]'''  <sup>DCC <sup><i>SNACK STRONG</i></sup></sup> 15:58, 12 May 2008 (BST)
::::: Wow, which one of us has the unhealthy obsession, the one who posts to several people in response to her suggestions (when they say things which might mean they're willing to change their votes, etc), or the one who takes the time to seek out every post the other person has ever made?  Do you know what I had for breakfast as well this morning? Is there a telescope setup in your home pointed from the apartment building across the street from me?  Should I be closing my curtains in my bedroom?  Yes, you're definitely proving you don't troll for suggestions and comments I make. Not. :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 16:09, 12 May 2008 (BST)
::::::Don't get too full of yourself, princess. It's called checking the Recent Changes page. Can't help but notice your little name all over it. Besides, I think I liked at least '''1''' suggestion you had. Let's not gloss over that fact. You aren't always '''"trolled"''' but you seem to have that attitude that you are.--[[Image:Globetrotters_Icon.png|15px|The Malton Globetrotters]] '''[[User:DCC|#99]]'''  <sup>DCC <sup><i>SNACK STRONG</i></sup></sup> 14:40, 13 May 2008 (BST)
Are we going to be adding an Air Compressor and Air Tank item to the repository of items Kevan has to code? [[User:Redead13|Redead13]] 07:46, 9 May 2008 (BST)
:No because the suggestion is not for air compressor nailguns. It's for Direct Drive Powder Actuated Nailguns - the most popular type of cordless nailgun sold. As it says several times in the suggestion.  The nailguns which use air compressors, hoses, and air tanks are different types of nailguns which are corded. If I had suggested that type, the problem would be they are not as widely popular, they are bulkier, and they require an air cannister and hoses. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 14:02, 9 May 2008 (BST)
:::I'm sorry, not all of us work part-time at the Home Depot.  Please, bring your brilliant insight into how this would work. [[User:Redead13|Redead13]] 21:23, 9 May 2008 (BST)
:::It should be pointed out that the only nailguns comparable to actual guns via muzzle velocity and energy are ''not'' available in your regular Home Depot and the type of nailguns you suggest can not fire a projectile fast enough to serve as a decent ranged weapon beyond maybe a foot. If you want a nailgun that lives up to the gun portion of it's name you need an industrial one.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 06:48, 10 May 2008 (BST)
::::http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLEFFt3grqM --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:03, 11 May 2008 (BST)
:::::http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMDCWooyc8&feature=related  - Hrm he seems to be quite a distance away... only took 2 shots to shoot him with the nailgun - more like 20-30 feet away, not 1 foot. The idiot's lucky he didn't get hit somewhere even worse, like the head or get a lung punctured. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 20:08, 11 May 2008 (BST)
::::::No, the second one proves my point perfectly. As for the first, you can't tell distance too well in that video but it doesn't look to be more than a few feet, and even then all you see is him knocking over the can, which I could do with a rubber band at the same distance with ease, no one is going to suggest rubber bands as weapons though.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 11:06, 12 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::I'm amazed. I'm amazed I can show a video of a person being shot with a nailgun from a distance of at least 20 feet, and yet people will still argue that you can't shoot a nailgun nail at least 20 feet. The second video is to show ACCURACY (a can is small and harder to hit, and that is not just a few feet in any case), the first one is to show RANGE.  Karek, please don't argue just for the sake of arguing - at least try to see my point on this - I just proved that nailguns can be both long range AND accurate. And redead13? Don't use coding as a reason to not approve of an item? Even if an item does get into peer reviewed, there's no guarantee that Kevan will implement it anyway - we're not the ones coding the game, he is. It's up to him to decide whether a peer reviewed (or undecided or peer rejected even) suggestion makes it into the game. Thank you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 15:28, 12 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::Oh and Karek, please do check out the video where they shoot the guy from 20+ feet. And look at the aftermath- that nail got embedded DEEP in his back. I also included on the suggestion page in response to people a news report of a nailgun where the nail was used to try to kill a teenager when he was shot in the heart with it. It's quite graphic though. Or the one where a guy uses a nailgun to SKEET shoot - I hope you agree that shooting a skeet means the nail is going a LOT farther than a few feet.  This is not a rubber band. Rubber bands do not embed themselves deep into your body so that you can't even remove it by pulling hard. They also don't go through into your heart, or pierce your skull like nailgun nails can and do. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 15:31, 12 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::No, you're not understanding what is happening in those videos and using them to make base assumptions that are completely wrong not only from a logical standpoint but from a physics/medical driven one. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMDCWooyc8 This] video you claim shows a nail driven deep in the person does no such thing, it shows him being given a welt from the impact of the nail, something that you'd expect at that distance from a nailgun, or any other low speed projectile.[http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-95102732.html Nailguns are] [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0BUM/is_11_81/ai_95102732/pg_3 not fast]  especially when compared to actual guns, anyone with even any experience with airsoft or paintball can tell you that 101.5 fps is very low and how something going 5 times that speed can create welts and at best break the skin but won't cause any serious injury over any distance, real guns often fire projectiles at 10 times that speed. I understand you're going to ignore what I say anyway, but you're still wrong, especially considering the large majority of people injured [http://www.cdc.gov/mmwR/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5614a2.htm don't even need medical treatment] and of those that do there is commonly [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0BUM/is_11_81/ai_95102732 very little real damage].--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 22:17, 12 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Ignoring what you say? Pot calling the kettle black.  Last time I'll bother to say this since it's apparently not something certain people are bothering to read. '''Powder-Actuated Direct Driven Nailgun''' Powder Actuated. Powder. Gunpowder. Why do you keep bringing up air-powered nailguns when the suggestion is for powder-actuated nailguns? And especially where did you bring up paintball guns??  That's like comparing a bb-gun to a real pistol.  I'm comparing gunpowder-based tools with gunpowder based firearms, not air-based tools with gunpowder-based firearms.  I think you're just liking to argue for the sake of argument.  And I'm not misunderstanding news reports stating, blatantly, teenagers being shot in the chest with a nailgun and it punctures their heart.  Lastly, 37000 people is not a small number of people. As for speed - the speed is the same as the speed of a .22 calibre bullet.  Where you got ''real guns often fire projectiles at 10 times that speed.'' I'll never know.  But just so you know, I got my figures from the U.S. Construction Safety Report. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:28, 12 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::Actually, seeing as how the population of the Earth is as large as it is, I'd say 37,000 is still a small amount of people. A small enough number for me to give a small child one of these so-called "dangerous nail-guns" and tell him to have fun with it.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:22, 12 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::hehe, okay that was funny. :) But seriously, it's actually 37,000 in the US per year, not 37,000 in the world. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 23:25, 12 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::37K out of 304,068,728. As of about 15 minutes ago. Not even 2 percent of our (U.S.) population. I'm not worried about 37K people. We're overcrowded here anyway. :) --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:02, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Oh, and I '''have''' been shot with a powder actuated, direct drive nailgun. About 15 feet away. Sucker barely went in, and it took the guy 4 tries to actually hit me. Even then, I suspect it was more luck than anything.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:09, 13 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Well I've been bitten by a zombie before and his teeth fell out - they're not dangerous either. He didn't even break the skin. (seriously though please look at the youtube videos showing nailgun aftermath injuries... or don't, doesn't matter to me) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:31, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::Yes, I've watched the videos. The second one proves the same thing that me getting shot did. That it doesn't have enough force to penetrate from any real sort of range. The first proves that they are very inaccurate, and still fairly inaccurate even at a close-ish range of ten-ish feet. And besides, with photo and video manipulation nowadays, it's pretty hard to trust a You tube video. Ma'am, I'm not going to lie. I've played with the same exact nail-guns that you are trying to sell to us. For quite a long time at that, and quite frankly, I could never see them being a viable weapon. They simply are too inaccurate and too weak. Really. I'm not trying to be mean or rude or anything, but honestly, I really do know from personal experience, at both longer ranges, and when the shooter is within 10 feet. Neither of them did any serious damage. Sure, it'd be a fun thought to use it as a weapon, but after seeing how little use it would actually have, I've completely discounted ever using it as one.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:57, 13 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::Do you not like Jews?  I say you watch it (what you're saying, that is...).  I have a friend back here in New York who's Jewish. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:07, 14 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::O_O. Oops, sorry about that, I spend too much time on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Changed. I also have a Jewish friend, and he sues the jewtube joke more than I do. :).--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:28, 14 May 2008 (BST)
So much sexist votes in Tselita's suggestions...Doesn't the Dead know anything?  It's a wonder why I bet many of them are still single. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:31, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:They fear what they do not understand. In this case, they fear the almighty uterus. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 01:03, 14 May 2008 (BST)
Hey AHLG - I don't know how my sig got to the top of the voting section, if I had noticed it I would have taken it out.  --{{User:Gardenator/sig}} 00:08, 15 May 2008 (BST)
:I know why, just a miss click of the mouse, happens all the time. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:11, 15 May 2008 (BST)
::Also, I'm surprised any more words can fit under this wall of text that Tselita has contrived to spam everywhere.  --{{User:Gardenator/sig}} 00:15, 15 May 2008 (BST)
:::And here I was thinking you were ''maybe'' not the type to engage in personal attacks and were being unfairly judged. Guess I was wrong. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:30, 15 May 2008 (BST)
::::I don't see a personal attack.  I'm commenting on the wall of text that you spam everywhere.  IMO a personal attack is an insult to the person, as opposed to a humorous comment regarding your complaints on every sysop's talk page.  --{{User:Gardenator/sig}} 00:36, 15 May 2008 (BST)
:::::If people don't make comments like 'Stay in the kitchen' and  the 'make suggestions for oven mitts', and just made votes with reasonable explanations (or even just 'I don't like this suggestion'), I wouldn't really feel the need to defend myself now would I?  And I see no reason for you to bring my verbosity up in response to your making a mistake on your sig, except because you needed, for some reason, to send a 'zinger' at me. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:42, 15 May 2008 (BST)
I'm just gonna say this once.  For all you female hating people out there, your mom's a female.  So do you hate her too?  Despite the fact she bought you into this world?  And for all the <s>Nazis</s> Jewish hating people out there, there are some famous people who are Jewish.  Ever heard of Adam Sandler?  The Longest Yard and The Waterboy were all very good films from him. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 13:27, 18 May 2008 (BST)

===Trolling question===
Question - what counts as evidence of trolling? Is it when someone just votes kill without any justification, or when they seem to make an account with no history on it and the sole reason seems to be to vote kill on a suggestion (or is that evidence of multiple accounts instead?), or when they vote kill only on your suggestions while ignoring most other suggestions totally?  Not sure what the definition of trolling is. Let me know please, thanks --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:17, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:Attacking the author, not the suggestions. "This suggestion sucks" is justified and all, however vague a reason but "this author sucks" is not. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:47, 8 May 2008 (BST)
::Gotcha. So Trolling is insulting the author, not insulting the suggestion. That makes sense. Thanks --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:49, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:::Mmhmm. :)--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:52, 8 May 2008 (BST)
::::oh one last question - thanks for the patience.  What if they give a reason, but then in addition to the reason, they decide to call the author something like, 'you f**king moron' or they write 'As above' then continue with 'And you are the dumbest person I've ever heard - I hate you'. Does the entire vote still get stricken, since it's trolling? Or is that not quite the same? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 23:02, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:::::Meh, I wouldn't strike it. It's the votes that have the purpose of just insulting that I have a problem with. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:36, 9 May 2008 (BST)
::::::Okay. I was going to ask if voting kill for coding reasons alone are stricken, but I then I remember that I promised my last question would be my last question. Thanks for answering them - you've definitely lived up to the second word in your name --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 19:01, 9 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::It's in the suggestion rules, it is a poor reason, but valid nonetheless. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:03, 9 May 2008 (BST)

===[[Suggestion:20080425 Penalize URL Actions]]===
Can you please remove inane votes from this suggestion, or inform the voters to add some slight justification other than insulting the author?  I point you particularly to Saromu's and Vandum's votes, which are fairly in line with the "Poo Eater" example of what's not allowed. --{{User:Pdeq/sig}} 20:32, 6 May 2008 (BST)
:I normally don't like striking unjustified votes... by the time I finished, half the votes will have been struck. :O --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:17, 6 May 2008 (BST)
::Then people will learn!  Or yell at you. --{{User:Pdeq/sig}} 21:23, 6 May 2008 (BST)
:::both. What counts as justified anyway? You can just think its a bad idea, i don't think you should have to explain your reasoning on the vote. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 03:02, 7 May 2008 (BST)
::::The voting rules template gives some pretty good examples of what does and doesn't count.  For instance, "This is a good/bad idea" is given as an acceptable example, while "You're a poohead" is given as an example of what is unacceptable.  Justification for votes is policy.  If you would like to change that policy, propose it. --{{User:Pdeq/sig}} 03:14, 7 May 2008 (BST)
:::::Suggestions doesn't worry me enough, but there does seem to be an awful lot of "unjustified" voting going on, are non sysops allowed to strike?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 03:19, 7 May 2008 (BST)
::::::That is a darn good question.  I know non-sysops are allowed to strike non-author re's and unsigned votes, but I think trolling votes and unjustified votes are restricted to sysops striking them.  Maybe AHLG will have a more definitive answer. --{{User:Pdeq/sig}} 03:21, 7 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::Unjustified votes can be struck by anyone, inane by sysops only. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:32, 7 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::How would you have an inane vote that is not unjustified? --{{User:Pdeq/sig}} 03:45, 7 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Insults, hurring, trolling should be struck by a sysop while no justification can be struck by anyone. "I hate [author]" is (poor) justification for voting, although it is obvious trolling. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:16, 7 May 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Yes, right [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Suggestion%3A20071218_Computer_Operator_v._2&diff=944715&oldid=944708 here] I struck a trolling/unjustified vote. And, as you can see by my subsequent VB case [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_12#Suicidalangel|here]], you can see as proof that trolling remarks are removed by Sysops, while unjustified are freely stricken by those who feel inclined to. Always good to see the precedence in action, amirite? :D --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:14, 7 May 2008 (BST)
'tis, 'tis. For a second there i thought you'd got '''banned for a week''' for it, as the bold writing from a different case caught my eye, seems you got off scot free though...hows that for precedent... ;)--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:00, 7 May 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Wow, I probably have a bunch of trolling/insult votes on my suggestions which would be struck then heh. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 13:21, 7 May 2008 (BST)


Ingenious, when we're finally on the way to fixing the shitstorm Funt opened up due to striking votes without justification you start doing it again. Seriously dumb move, just like the whole "LibrarianBrent added it so it's a rule even though it's never been enforced" crap that led to the setting of the precedent that it could be done, let vote striking in that manner die, it never should have been brought about in the first place.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 05:48, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:If you don't like it, work to get it removed from the [[:Template:SugVoteRules|voting rules]].  Don't whine about it when people enforce it and just hope it goes away. --[[User:Pdeq|<span style="color: green">Pdeq</span>]]<sup><span style="color: blue">[[User_talk:Pdeq|Talk]][[Signature Race|*]]</span></sup> 06:03, 8 May 2008 (BST)
::Yeah, cause that totally didn't happen. Don't assume I'm whining because I haven't and don't plan on doing something because it's convenient, especially when you don't understand why I'm saying what I'm saying or doing what I'm doing.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 18:41, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:Sorry, you're fine with Fuck You and Go Die? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:32, 8 May 2008 (BST)
::No AHLG, I'm not fine with you're reason for striking it, you should have used troll vote striking instead of claiming lack of justification.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 18:41, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:::Does it honestly matter if I put '''note''' or not? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:44, 8 May 2008 (BST)
::::What matters is the justification used, so yes. In a case like this where you're basically furthering the moronic unjustified vote striking with your "reason" for striking the vote, even though you're striking it for trolling and not being unjustified, someone like Sockem will come along and do it later and use that as justification. So yes, it matters.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 19:08, 8 May 2008 (BST)
:::::I can see what you're trying to get at. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:31, 8 May 2008 (BST)

===[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Sysop_Promotion_Guidelines_Overhaul_0.2&curid=85745&diff=1129314&oldid=1129312 Changes]===
I'd really appreciate it if you ask me before making edits to a policy that I submitted, even if it's in the example area. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 03:54, 4 May 2008 (BST)
:Especially when I helped craft the first draft of it! :/ --{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 03:57, 4 May 2008 (BST)
::I do believe I wrote that part, too. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:57, 4 May 2008 (BST)

===[[173rd airborne brigade combat team]]===

Hey, I'm really sorry to bother you again, but seeing as how you did a good job last time and I really need something done this time, I came to ask you. I don't know how to make it, but the history/allies/policies toolbar should appear on the right side as like a nav bar kind of thing. And there's a huge space between the history and fireteams. I'd really like Fireteams to just go right after history in its own, nice little box. Please help! 18:39, 25 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks![[User:Ioncannon11|Ioncannon11]] 21:38, 25 April 2008 (BST)

===[[Guides:A Beginners Guide to Urban Dead|Newbie Guide]]===

I understand that the vast majority of newbies to Urban Dead prefer to play as survivors instead of as zombies, but surely there are a few who would like to start out as a zombie, or perhaps have had their fun as a human and would like to have a little aid in switching sides for a change of pace.  The newbie guide at [[Guides:A Beginners Guide to Urban Dead#What attracts zombies]] unfortunately does not support this position, and is written solely from a survivor point of view.

The [[Zombie]] page used to be in an identical situation, but because it is free to edit, I modified the wording to be from a zombie PoV instead.  The newbie guide is not free to be edited, but could you find it in your heart to think of the zeds, and give us a voice in the guide?  You can copy from what I wrote on the zombie page or change the wording yourself, either way... but in either case, this section, out of all the sections, should be for those who want to play AS a zombie.  Let all the other sections be pro-survivor if you like, but this one should be ours... [[User:Iunnrais|Iunnrais]] 04:48, 22 April 2008 (BST)

===[[Peacock Road]]===
This needs fixin'...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:07, 14 April 2008 (BST)
:fxt. Needs to be made into a dismabig or something, since no description matches the location. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:55, 15 April 2008 (BST)

===Cookie===


{{Cookie|Corndoghero|Gnomie|reason=helping to fix his sig.}}--{{User:Rictor_Stilwell/sig}} 04:00, 13 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks for the return cookie--{{User:Rictor_Stilwell/sig}} 00:36, 14 April 2008 (BST)

===For my accidental thingy===
{{Very Evil Cookie|Axe Hack|A Helpful Little Gnome|reason=to make up for my mistakes on Protection}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:13, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:Unfotunately for you, I happen to be eviler than that very evil cookie. I happen to cancel out that evil. *nom nom nom* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:14, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::Um...
{{Evil Cookie|Axe Hack|A Helpful Little Gnome|reason=to show evilness}}
{{Very Evil Cookie|Axe Hack|A Helpful Little Gnome|reason=more evilness}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:17, 8 April 2008 (BST)
::Hah! *munch munch nom nom* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:20, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:31, 8 April 2008 (BST){{c|white|Score!  They were poisoned!  And now you've ate them.  I expect to see a dead gnome shortly...}}
::::{{*}}Munch munch munch..... munch.............. munch................................munch...... gulp!* What are ye laughing at now? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:57, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::::{{*}}Looks at his watch*  My good friend, you have a few minutes to live. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:59, 9 April 2008 (BST) {{c|white|And I hold the antidote.  The antidote to the poison you ate.}}
::::::Hmmm. I appear to be still breathing. Did you remember to mix in the rat poisoning? All poisoned food must have rat poisoning.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:41, 13 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::No...I mixed in anti-gnome. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:12, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::Gnome... not gnome. Gnomes are evil, gnomes are something else entirely. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:13, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Well...If nothing else works, than this might... *Sprays Anti-Gnome repellent all over Gnome's talk page.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:25, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::New lolcat upload nullifies your efforts. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:30, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Ah, but a lolcat repellent will nullify your lolcat. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:34, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Oh my God, if [http://apolloscam.bravehost.com/index_files/03b0ab00.jpg cats]] don't need air in space, then my repellent isn't going to work on your lolcat... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:20, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::Lolcats are quite hard to kill. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:39, 16 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::I've got it.  I need mice... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:45, 16 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::Yay, people are using my template :) I feel special now --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 05:41, 2 May 2008 (BST)

===Thanks!!===
Your redirect worked! You are fast becoming my favorite user on the wiki!--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 04:16, 6 April 2008 (BST)
{{Cookie|Airborne88|AHLG|reason=for helping me with my signature!}}
:ahem...airborne...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:08, 7 April 2008 (BST)
::Gnome, why did you protect the Wn? template?? I tried to use it and it didn't work properly. I can accept I made a mistake, but why did no one bother to tell me I did? I assure you there is no reason to protect a page because of me. I am not bent on some evil plan to destroy the Wn? templates. Althogh it is an idea.. Anyways, if I make a mistake again, please come and let me know. Thanks. (I still tink you are helpful)--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:58, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::Um...He protected it because I put up a request for it.  I made the same mistake you did a few weeks before your mistake, and reverted it.  And once I saw your mistake, I figured that a protection was necessary to avoid someone else making the same mistake. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:15, 15 April 2008 (BST)

===Ever...===
...heard of a game called [http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/project_validus_survival.shtml# Project Validus: Survival]? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:12, 5 April 2008 (BST)
:I now have... I'm pretty terrible at it. :O --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:16, 5 April 2008 (BST)
::That game is tough, ain't it?  I killed just one zombie, then 3 zombie teamed up on me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:17, 5 April 2008 (BST)
:::I got to level 7! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:19, 5 April 2008 (BST)
::::Oh screw you!  This sucks!  I only gain 2XP before dieing.  What the hell??!? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:29, 5 April 2008 (BST)
:::::Level 16 Hard, 27 Normal. Pistol=BFG of that game. Once you get four or five ups of course.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:06, 7 April 2008 (BST)
::::::Damn zombies!  Why won't they quit teaming up on me!!!  The most I've ever got was Lv4...By the way...have you realized that this is sorta like a 3d version of UD?  I mean...the skills and stuff.  It's pretty close. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:06, 8 April 2008 (BST)

===Categories===
You said not to revert it until the matter is solved, how do we go about solving the issue? Dont mean to be a thorn in your side, we really do feel that the ones on at least the suburb pages are useful. We are just dealing with SA goons that really dislike the DHPD that makes the situation difficult. [[User:Cisisero|Cisisero]] 03:06, 4 April 2008 (BST)
:Thanks for the help AHLG, ill look into it. As an added note, I wish to apoligize for the constant fighting on the wiki, its just that we have had to deal with this for the past 6 months or so while it is a slightly newer game to everyone on the wiki. [[User:Cisisero|Cisisero]] 03:17, 4 April 2008 (BST)

=== Suburb Pages===
The Precedent you sited for the removal of the DHPD tags from the suburb dates from Jan of 2008. The precedent for the DHPD Tags in the DMZ pages comes from precedent, tradition, and an Arbittration case from aproximatly MAY of 2006. AS I am avoiding direct confrontation with any member of the Dead due to issues in and out of the Game now, I would appreciate it if you would undo said edit. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[DHPD]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 21:19, 3 April 2008 (BST)
:Most of the community seem to be in consensus that they shouldn't be there, it's been brought up ''numerous'' times, one screwed up misconduct case two years ago is not precedent, them not being removed because everyone knows you'll cause drama over it(that much has been said in at least a few of the "challenges") is not precedent. Having them is a double standard, it's not precedent.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> <small><font color=grey>[comment made at an unknown time, will be not specified in this edit, he forgots to signs! So no time stamps! <small>{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:20, 4 April 2008 (BST)</small>]</font></small>

===[[+1]]===
Exactly what the header says. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:54, 2 April 2008 (BST)
:You forgot to link the [[ ]]... it's not official otherwise, but I've added the link for you, this time only. :P --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:49, 2 April 2008 (BST)
::OK...I never knew +1 redirected to the Race...Now I know... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:51, 2 April 2008 (BST)
:::--[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 07:04, 16 April 2008 (BST)

===Argh!===
Geez, archive, archive, archive. You guys do it too much sometimes. When I have more free time, as in, not when I'm in the middle of a break during rehearsals (Like right now...Whoops!) I'll go through it, and archive stuff. Some funny things may end up on  my user page though.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:55, 3 April 2008 (BST)
:I don't do it that much...Maybe at or around the beginning of the month, maybe...Which reminds me...I have to archive my talk... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:58, 3 April 2008 (BST)

===Are you behind this?===
[[User:Dan_Shive|note the template at the bottom :P]].--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:40, 3 April 2008 (BST)

===Sorry, duder===
Didn't mean to mod sass.  I'll be more careful next time.  [[User:Redead13|Redead13]] 04:11, 7 April 2008 (BST)

==Questions==
===Signing Policy===
Is [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Mythic_Dawn&diff=1138198&oldid=1138194 this] even allowed?  I warned him to sign, and added the unsigned template.  Is he actually allowed to choose not to sign if he doesn't want to?  I'm thinking not. --[[User:Pdeq|<span style="color: green">Pdeq</span>]]<sup><span style="color: blue">[[User_talk:Pdeq|Talk]][[Signature Race|*]]</span></sup> 21:48, 11 May 2008 (BST)
:I'm not sure, actually. Put the template down again if you must, he probably won't notice. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:24, 13 May 2008 (BST)
::As far as I remember, signing posts is a courtesy to allow us to see who said what and when. Unless he is deliberately doing that to appear as if someone else has said it, or in any other way misrepresenting stuff I think its just a case of he's being an arsehole but there's not much you can do besides adding the template. I'll have a word with him if you like.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 09:53, 13 May 2008 (BST)
:::It was more just to know for future such edits.  I don't think it's much of an issue this time because I doubt the person he was talking to will even read that talk page. --[[User:Pdeq|<span style="color: green">Pdeq</span>]]<sup><span style="color: blue">[[User_talk:Pdeq|Talk]][[Signature Race|*]]</span></sup> 20:12, 13 May 2008 (BST)

=== Bot for [[A/VD]] and [[Suggestions]] ===
As per your comment on the [[Talk:Mobile_Phone_Mast]] under a bot discussion you mentioned a bot would be nice for the A/VD and suggestions pages. Could you give me some information on what needs doing on each page exactly? I'm guessing A/VD needs something to check timestamps of warnings and strike out old warnings, is that right and if so, how long are warnings considered valid? The suggestions page is more complicated for my poor brain, I haven't had time to decipher the system you've got going on there. An explanation of everything would be great. [[User:The Rooster|The Rooster]] 15:22, 10 May 2008 (BST)

===NPOV Suburb news question===
As linked [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Gibsonton&diff=1129877&oldid=1129520 here] a group hostile to mine in Gibsonton is actively censoring our posts on the news page for Gibsonton with posts that I do not believe are NPOV.  What is your opinion on this situation?  Thanks in advance! {{User: Garviel Loken/Sig}}19:46, 4 May 2008 (BST)

=== NPOV Question ===
Hey Mr. Gnome. Had a question about POV, so figured I'd ask a Sysop. Preferably one who would not eat me alive. Therefore I turn to you! The [[Dulston Alliance|Dulston Alliance]] just started their own paper, the [[Dulston_Alliance/Newspaper|Dulston Dispatch]]. It's a newspaper produced by us, which contains suburb news along with various power ratings, zombie levels / interviews with groups, etc. I set up the wiki page n' stuff, but I'd like to... and I hate to use the word... advertise it on the Dulston wiki page. I was thinking of putting a short blurb above "Barricade Policy", or maybe just "For a more survivor oriented news source, check out the Dulston Dispatch [here]". Below the "keep news entries NPOV" thing. It does pertain to Dulston, and as long as I wrote a neutral statement, I thought it would be ok, but I figured I'd ask instead of going ahead and having it removed a few days later. Would this be alright? Thanks, --[[User:Kikashie|Kikashie]] <sup>[[Dulston Alliance/Newspaper|Read the Dispatch!]]</sup> 06:16, 4 May 2008 (BST)
:Thanks. But uh, which one did you mean? Above Barricade policy or below the NPOV thing? --[[User:Kikashie|Kikashie]] <sup>[[Dulston Alliance/Newspaper|Read the Dispatch!]]</sup> 18:37, 4 May 2008 (BST)
::Right, thanks again. --[[User:Kikashie|Kikashie]] <sup>[[Dulston Alliance/Newspaper|Read the Dispatch!]]</sup> 18:41, 4 May 2008 (BST)

=== Halp! ===
Ok..well, it's not serious enough to yell Halp about.. or FIRE!!! But I'm a true blonde and like to have my hand held through things. Sunil has pretty much retired from UD and all and I don't want to drag him back here just to help me out with something I could probably do on my own. So my question is, How do you archive stuff on the wiki? I only just now noticed that in deleting a bunch of stuff from my talk page that it docked me 1,000 some odd yippie-doo-dah points and the MMS page needs some cleaning up, but I don't wanna lose a zillion more yippie-doo-dah points. :( So.. At least point me towards archival lane.. Thank you in advance! --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 14:57, 2 May 2008 (BST)
: Ah Ha! I should have known it'd be that easy! Thank you very much! xoxox --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 23:35, 2 May 2008 (BST)
::{{*}}Sprays cooties protection on talk page* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:29, 4 May 2008 (BST)

=== WHAT ===
why the ding-dong-hell is my userpage locked --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 02:45, 2 May 2008 (BST)

=== Making a page... ===

How do you post images onto the wiki that arn't already there?
I mean [[http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg]]
It only shows up as a dot.
That's not what I want.
Please help! [[User:Dedling|Dedling]]

===The Dead Main Page===
Can we get the link to [[The Dead/Conquered by The Dead|outnumber the living]] put back on our page? It shouldn't have been removed in the first place. Cythrelo removed it and he/she/it is not one of us (pretty sure all the mods know all of the goons by now). When it was rolled back it was taken to an incorrect version. Thank you.--[[User:DCC|DCC]] 20:46, 16 April 2008 (BST)


===Enough Proof?  Dunell Hills===

http://s285.photobucket.com/albums/ll79/buckomcgee/?albumview=link&special_track=nav_album_album

I can keep going if you want. The suburb belongs to the Dead.--[[User:ScoobyDooDoobie|ScoobyDooDoobie]] 04:18, 4 April 2008 (BST)

::Thanks for being impartial.  I admit most of The Dead that post on the wiki have an 'asshole' front but we're the bad guys that everyone loves to hate.--[[User:ScoobyDooDoobie|ScoobyDooDoobie]] 02:30, 5 April 2008 (BST)

:::(evidence of group membership falling or growing significantly)  If you check the ingame stats, DHPD has been losing membership for the past few months.  Originally they were one of the largest survivor group but now are being pushed out by increasing membership of Malton Police Force, Fortress, and U.S. ARMY.  DHPD is down to 69 ingame characters.--[[User:ScoobyDooDoobie|ScoobyDooDoobie]] 19:25, 7 April 2008 (BST)

===Arbitration===
Sorry, just a quick question, is it possible to take to entire groups into an arbitration hearing, say the DHPD and the Dead? So that we can stop all of this wiki drama? -- [[User:Cisisero|Cisisero]] 04:04, 7 April 2008 (BST)




===Z-indez overlap help===
Hey, I just created [[SIM|a new map]] and could use some help.  I've got a grid image that I want to overlay on a table in such a way that it is exactly centered on the table and lines up with some images contained in it.  I've commented out a few bits that "sort of" did the job in the code- can you maybe make them work right?  [[User:Karek|Karek]] says you are good with this sort of thing... {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 20:30, 22 April 2008 (BST)

===Question about Arbitration and complaints===
Is there something I can do about DCC's threat to troll all suggestions I make?  As it is I have to deal with him and Karek regularly cursing me out instead of giving a reasonable talk. Thanks in advance --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 03:23, 26 April 2008 (BST)
:I'm sure he will fix his votes, no worries. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:26, 26 April 2008 (BST)
::Who, Karek, who called me a f**ktard? Or DCC who called me a douche? Seriously... it's unreasonably immature of them to respond to a suggestion or a question by namecalling and cursing me out. I shouldn't have to go down to their level to get a point across. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 03:43, 26 April 2008 (BST)

== + ==
I like that template of yours.It really shows how protective the gnome can be.
[[User:Anetheron|Anetheron]] 04:02, 2 July 2008 (BST)

<small>Hehe</small> 
== + ==



Heh, this + thing is really cool. I have never noticed it before.--[[User:Thekooks|KOOKY]] 16:00, 7 June 2008 (BST)
:It's quite useful, yep. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:26, 7 June 2008 (BST)
::Indeed it is.  By the way, Gnome, this is for you:
{{Gnome|Axe Hack}}
What?  You think I don't know you have spies spying on me? (+1) ----{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:49, 8 June 2008 (BST) And don't try me with that knife.  I'm wearing full body armor.  And it's very difficult to walk in this... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:51, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:I will bludgeon your knee, then. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:11, 9 June 2008 (BST)

==Templates Templates Everywhere and Not A Drop to Drink==
{{ahlg}}
I'm on a template making spree, and you've just become the next casualty in my mad quest to play on names for as many people as I can think of. Enjoy! --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:52, 25 June 2008 (BST)


Please go to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Deletions and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I made for you (and others). Thank you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 13:17, 27 June 2008 (BST)
:I would, but I don't know how to scroll down the edit window on my iPod. {{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:01, 1 July 2008 (BST)

===Speaking of which===

I have returned to make the rounds on the Templates that I put in place for [[Project Welcome]]. I already chewed out [[User:Krazy Monkey|Cheese]] for dicking with the <nowiki>{{WN}}</nowiki> template, and so I have come to shower praise upon you for locking the <nowiki>{{WN?}}</nowiki> template. Good job. --{{User:Axe27/Sig}} 21:51, 12 July 2008 (BST)

== lolwut? ==

let me see... you agree that the precedence is silly, you agree that its not misconduct, you even agree that this is an even more complicated case than mine... yet you dont think its needed to overule the darn precedence ? You like having your hands tied as you do your job gnome? you like the drama that will be created in future cases where both my precedence and nubis precedence (that its gonna be created if this is simply ruled not misconduct) are cited, and the side with the most vitrol opinion will have his way ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] - [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 02:20, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:I don't think it's appropiate to overrule the last case, unless that's not what you meant. Having this as not misconduct creates the new precedence, no? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:22, 8 June 2008 (BST)
::No, because you are then agreeing with karek that protecting images is not the same as protecting pages, which then means its not the same thing, which means that both my cases and nubis case can be used in the future as precedence to misconduct other sysops. I wont force you to vote my way or another, but my previous case ruling was ridiculous and this case just proves it.  --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] - [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 02:31, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:::I will get back to you on that... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:38, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:The two precedences match up perfectly fine Hagnat, you're creating drama now, requesting an impossible task, for whatever reason I do not know, but it seems to me like you're just trying to vent at people you think are responsible for your misconduct archive and are using Nubis' case as an excuse to do it. Your case was barely ruled misconduct anyway, look back over the rulings and the discussion from the sysops involved, the deciding factors were the number of pages, the viability of doing it the proper way, and your past with circumventing procedures.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:29, 8 June 2008 (BST)
::i already explaned my reasons in the misconduct case. My case was barely ruled misconduct, yet grim and others are using this and several other small cases he created as reason to get my demotion. If it's a silly precedence, if its a barely reach ruling, and if people dont want to enforce it on similar cases, then why have it first place ? Overule the case based on its pettynes, and no more sysops will have to fear when they protect pages. --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] - [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 02:37, 8 June 2008 (BST)

== reporting harassment in the wiki. ==

I would like to complain about a case of harassment. Since I'm not very practical with the use of UD Wiki I may be mistaken in reporting here but I hope you can help me nonetheless.
I deleted the harassing from my user talk, but who did it, namely user Dhavid Grohl, has filled his own talk with it, too. He goes on calling me a zerger, and what's most disturbing me a rapist. I don't think this wiki is the place for this sort of abuse even if it were true. He is harassing me in the brainstock forums and in game too, and I would like something to be done about him. I'm fed up with being persecuted and repetitively abused and harassed by him. 

Thank you for your interest and any help you can provide.
Regards
Hikari Kisugi.

:Well, if it is any consolation he is tangling with Grim now. Feel free to delete anything he posts on your talk page. As far as Brainstock goes, I would suggest reporting that to any mods on there to see what their policy is and what they can do to help you. --{{User:Nubis/sig}} 18:10, 9 June 2008 (BST)

==Manhunt==
You remember that game of manhunt we were gonna have in UD, but canceled it due to everyone being busy?  I'm up for the challenge yet again. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:07, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:{{*}}Slaps Axe's knee with glove (too short for face)* It's official, when, where, how? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:11, 9 June 2008 (BST)
::The same plan we had in the original chat? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:13, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:::Sure... do you have a link? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:13, 9 June 2008 (BST)
::::We need to keep this in order somehow...half the chat's [[User_talk:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome/Archive#I.__Declare.__War...Again.21|here]] and the other half is lying around in my archive somewhere... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:16, 9 June 2008 (BST)
::::Other half is [[User:Axe_Hack/Archive2#.............|here]].  Oddly enough...I'm in the same place as the last time we had this chat... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:19, 9 June 2008 (BST)
You know what?  I'm gonna sum everything up in one shot.  The eligible areas are the suburbs in the southwestern corner in a 3x3 square (Nixbank, Wykewood, South Blythville, Foulkes Village, Ruddlebank, Lockettside, [[The Arkham Sisters]], and Spicer Hill).  The rules:
#No sleeping in malls.  Malls are only used for resupplying.
#Most kill wins (whether zombie or survivor).  Time limit is a month.
#No noninvolved characters' help.
I'm pretty sure that's everything...Think we should reinvite Seventythree and SA?  As you know...the more the merrier. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:33, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:Of course. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:35, 9 June 2008 (BST)
::And I bet in a few hours, more people are gonna ask to join...And by the time we get like 10 people in this, we're gonna have to expand the territories.  Care to place a wager?  I'll bet an evil cookie. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:42, 9 June 2008 (BST)
:::Talk to [[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DDR]] about this, he'll be very interested. Somewhere in his userspace is plans for a manhunt, also check the [[BBK]] talk.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:10, 10 June 2008 (BST)
::::I hope you know that this is a No Alliances Manhunt... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:12, 10 June 2008 (BST)
:::::We've had two manhunts - one was every man for himself and the other was teams. The next hunt is planned to be no teams yet again, so we're fine with this. But yeah I really think if you haven't already you should contact [[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DDR]] about this - he'd be very interested and you might be able to trade ideas for how to run this and future hunts. Plus I'm sure he wouldn't mind an invite :P --{{User:Nallan/sig}} 23:15, 10 June 2008 (BST)
::::::Well Gnome...I say we expand the area by another few suburbs...Besides...someone from the NMC wants in also... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:21, 10 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::The more the merrier. :D --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:30, 10 June 2008 (BST)
::::::::So...it's 4 by 4 now?  Or would you rather it 5 by 5? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:33, 10 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::::4 by 4, don't make it too big yet. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:35, 10 June 2008 (BST)
::::::::::4x4 it is.  By the way...Axe Hack's is in Dowdney Mall, resupplying currently.  I head on down to the southwest in about a few days...I need to stock on shotguns...I can't do anything with only the shells, now can I? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:40, 10 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::We had a [[manhunt]] of 15 players and even 2x2, we realized, was too large for that. I was organizing a different sort of manhunt, where we all go for one person, and the player who kills him wins, but if you organize a manhunt, I could get the BBK to join, as well as a few ex-BBK members (don't worry, they are all trustworthy, they don't cheat). The only reason I didn't organize a new one myself was because I don't have the time at the moment, so if one of you guys tell us where to go and when the hunt starts, I'll give you everyones profile and we can have a free-for-all standoff! <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 02:04, 11 June 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::The locations are listed above somewhere...And Gnome...if the BBK does join...I think it's time to change it to 5x5... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 10:58, 11 June 2008 (BST)
When will this be? Because I want to use the alt I have in mind to go to Biertag and Extravaganza. Will this coincide with those? If so I might have to pull Nallan out of Penny Heights for a bit...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:17, 11 June 2008 (BST)
:We haven't even decided on a date yet.  That's how slow at planning we are. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:25, 11 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::5v5 is a bit big I think? How many kills every week are you expecting to happen? I think 3x3 would be an ideal size for 10-15 over the period of a month. <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 07:41, 12 June 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::Well...This is free-for-all... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 10:44, 12 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::And from experience I can say that 3x3 is plenty for a free for all between any less than 15 people. It's been tested using ''ethical'' methodologies.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 10:46, 12 June 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::I'll go with 3x3. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:56, 12 June 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::And from here, we're back to the original plan. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:18, 12 June 2008 (BST)
So...any ideas on the time and date? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:19, 14 June 2008 (BST)

I just made it to the areas.  When's the date?  Can we decide on one already?  Look.  I don't care when it is.  It could be now, it could be the start of next month.  In a year.  Just pick a date to your heart's desires and we'll vote on one. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:10, 16 June 2008 (BST)
:Now is fine. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:11, 16 June 2008 (BST)
::Lets make it start of next month, so we can finalize what characters are used etc, whos playing. You know, the whole lot. <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 11:15, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:::I'm guessing you want it next month so that you'll get an extra day to hunt us down... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:52, 17 June 2008 (BST)
::::Without a doubt.... <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 07:14, 18 June 2008 (BST)

When is the official start date? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:32, 25 June 2008 (BST)
:We will only have to assume it's the first of next month at Midnight GMT.  And Gnome.  I'm gonna get you.  Slapping me silly with a newspaper like that...You definitely made your way onto the list of people I'm gonna kill first... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:42, 29 June 2008 (BST)
::So it starts 1st of July? excellent. <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 11:06, 30 June 2008 (BST)

===Profile links===
I think we should start providing profile links...And assign the links to a color you don't use...(For me, that'll be purple...)  Just toss in your character's profile link below. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:05, 11 June 2008 (BST)

*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=602107 Axe Hack]
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=957783 DanceDanceRevolution]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=754796 Nick90210] - OK Charlie told me it's started so I got a revive and I've starting my scouting. Watch out, bitches!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:09, 2 July 2008 (BST)
*Not competing--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:04, 12 June 2008 (BST)
*^ most likely Smarties or Target Zombie. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:55, 12 June 2008 (BST)
*:I'm gonna guess you're using Target Zombie...You and your silly newspaper... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:10, 30 June 2008 (BST)
*::In that case, can we have a profile? <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 12:15, 30 June 2008 (BST)
*:::[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669809 Target Zombie], one of Gnome's character spotted in the neighborhood just about a week ago. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:54, 30 June 2008 (BST)
*::::Yes, it's Target. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:02, 7 July 2008 (BST)
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=805078 Im] interested in joining, can someone alert me when everything is ready? --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 23:48, 17 June 2008 (BST)
*:You don't need an alert.  You're already like 15 blocks away from the targeted areas!  But then...we still need to vote for a date to start this thing... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:08, 18 June 2008 (BST)
*::I'll be free from RL stuff by the end of next week so after that any date is ok for me, should we wait for more guys? --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 15:03, 21 June 2008 (BST)
*:::Well...an official date hasn't been decided yet.  We're waiting to see what Nallan and J3d think of this thing starting at the begginning of next month.  I'll tell them about it, but I'm too busy stealing everything.  *Notices everyone giving him a weird look* What?  Kid Rock told me to do it! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:32, 22 June 2008 (BST)
*::::It's at the [[Arkham Sisters]] right? [[2 Cool]] will come down for it, begining of next month is a-ok. never mind exams and the like. Can we have more definitely spelled out rules?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:03, 22 June 2008 (BST)
*:::::Your rules are all laid out.  Now we wait for the date...and possibly for Gnome to provide a link to the character he's using... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:08, 22 June 2008 (BST)
*::::::Guys I'll probably have to change my character profile since a lot of pkers are targeting TZH members in the area and Im afraid I'll die from a non-related manhunt death, I'll probably join one of my other two characters mostly JC if I can level him up by the date, anyways, Im always in, one way or the other. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 22:23, 22 June 2008 (BST)
*:::::::So you're using [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1160209 John Cencioni] rather than ObiFireFighter?  At least provide a link... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:02, 30 June 2008 (BST)
*::::::::I cant join ObiFF because currently there's a war going on against my team, I need him to fight the war so the only viable option is using [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=805066 ObiCop] but I need at least two days to reach the tournament area, sorry guys I was couting on using ObiFF but then this war came. There's only a little problem in all this, the war is taking place in S.Blythville wich is one of the six suburbs of the tournament so ObiFF will have to be/roam that area. I give you my word that ObiCop will not kill anyone in S.Blythe and that I will not zerg but its up to you to vote if im in or not or maybe we can remove that suburb from the Manhunt (we have a mall for resuplying in Locketside). What do you say? --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 20:14, 1 July 2008 (BST)
*:::::::::Well...you can always stay away from South Blythville.  I think the zerging measures will come into play if you're characters are a few blocks away from each other...Which is why I usually keep my characters at least a suburb apart.  And there's 9 suburbs...it's 3x3.  We can completely eliminate S. Blythville from the Manhunt area.  8 suburbs are just as good as 9. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:30, 1 July 2008 (BST)
*::::::::::Sweet! Im moving to the area, I will arrive in a couple of days maybe less. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 22:32, 1 July 2008 (BST)
*:::::::::::Well...I know not to hunt for you now...You're late! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:13, 2 July 2008 (BST)
*::::::::::::Just took me a day and a half to go from Pitney to West Grayside... almost there... I'll certanly arrive tomorrow have a little patience ;)!!!--{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 00:28, 3 July 2008 (BST)
*:::::::::::::Im in the tournament area now, cant tell you more :)! We already have two participants down, manhunt kills? --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 23:30, 3 July 2008 (BST)
*::::::::::::::Well...We have to assume they were killed randomly.  No one provided a screenshot to claim those kills.  Besides, even if they're dead, they're still in.  Didn't you read the rules?  Most kills win.  And where are you, Gnome?  I know you're lurking around somewhere... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:18, 4 July 2008 (BST)
*:::::::::::::::Lolwut... are we starting? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:48, 4 July 2008 (BST)
*::::::::::::::::I got one! Axe by down I mean killed, not outside the tournament :P!!! --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 01:02, 5 July 2008 (BST)
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=948017 Guy The Firefighter] IM INNNNNNN <small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Guy.The.Firefighter|Guy.The.Firefighter]] ([[User talk:Guy.The.Firefighter|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Guy.The.Firefighter|contribs]]) at an <span class="stealthexternallink">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=history}} unknown time]</span>.</small>

===Rules===
#No sleeping in Malls.  Malls may only be used for resupplying.
#You may not enlist the help of anyone not involved in this Manhunt. (ie: Broadcasting on the radio that one of the contestant is KOS.)
#Most kills win, whether as a zombie or a survivor.  A screenshot must be provided to validate the kill.
#No teaming up with other contestants. (ie: Player1 and Player2 may not "tag team" on Player4)
#This Manhunt will take place in a 3x3 square in the Southwestern corner.  Those suburbs are: Nixbank, Wykewood, <s>South Blythville</s>, Foulkes Village, Ruddlebank, Lockettside, [[The Arkham Sisters]], and Spicer Hill.  If you sleep in another suburb besides the one listed here, your kill count will be deducted by one.  A screenshot of the suburb (everything else may be blacked out, except for your character name) may be taken to prove you're in the Manhunt areas.  If you do provide a screenshot, they must be timestamped.
#No zerging.
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If you suspect someone is cheating, get a screenshot of the suspicious activity and it will be voted on by the other players to determine if it is considered cheating or not.  Cheaters may have their entire kill count reset back to zero, or be disqualified from the Manhunt.

I think that's all the rules... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:06, 22 June 2008 (BST)
:Can we just say cheating is incredibly lame and that anyone who cheats sucks? Setting a penalty for cheating makes it a valid tactic. I mean sleeping in a dif burb makes you virtually impossible to kill and for only 1 kill cost? Sounds reasonable. I think if you get caught out of the area you should be automatically DQed and that everyone should be strongly discouraged from doing so as its pretty fakin lame.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:32, 23 June 2008 (BST)
:To be honest, I agree, cheaters who sleep outside of the suburb should be disqualified. <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 09:40, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::Then we vote. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::: Whatever it is for me, as long there is a penality but only one kill penality seems to be too "light". --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 22:37, 25 June 2008 (BST)
We should add a rule: No killing at a Revive Point. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:40, 29 June 2008 (BST)
:I second that, legitimate kills should only be if they are revived humans or if they are a zombie trying to kill you.  <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 01:47, 2 July 2008 (BST)
::OK! --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 11:00, 2 July 2008 (BST)
Better make sure you provide a link here after a kill so people don't think you're PKing out of randomness. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:24, 4 July 2008 (BST)

I got Nick90210 here's the [http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/5881/manhuntms6.png proof] --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 01:11, 5 July 2008 (BST)
:Wow...First kill of the game... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:31, 5 July 2008 (BST)
::He almost got me on the previous day but I was in a dark building. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 16:33, 5 July 2008 (BST)

I hope you don't mind me striking out S. Blythville from the list. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:54, 5 July 2008 (BST)
:Nah, I dont mind dont worry. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 16:33, 5 July 2008 (BST)

[[:Image:Dancekill.png|mah first kill]]. We might need a separate section. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:15, 8 July 2008 (BST)
:Or a separate page... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:57, 9 July 2008 (BST)
::Yeah. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:58, 9 July 2008 (BST)
:::I'm pretty amazed here...I haven't signed on for about a week, yet I'm still alive.  You guys are pretty bad scouts.  Guess it shows freerunning dead ends are good places to hide in.  And no, this is not a trick to get you to use all your AP up to get to a dead end just so I can swoop in and unexpectedly kill you.  Nope.  Never even thought of it.  Dum de da da...Nothing's going on... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:08, 9 July 2008 (BST)
::::Don't you idle out after three days? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:13, 9 July 2008 (BST)
:::::I thought it was a month.  Contacts aren't struck out as idle until a month, so I'm thinking a month. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:16, 9 July 2008 (BST)
::::::Naw, definitely 3-5 days. Just don't log in and sit in a mall. Log in a month latter and check the latest action. Should say a few weeks ago.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:18, 9 July 2008 (BST)
:::::::See, now you've gotten me all confused. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:22, 9 July 2008 (BST)
::::::::And to really confirm that it's 3-5 days, just look at this little shiny object here... *fiddles with little shiny object* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:23, 9 July 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Well, I was slapped with a newspaper multiple times recently from someone in the NMC...And the Radio I'm carrying has been really quiet. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:26, 9 July 2008 (BST)
OK I got my first kill (went better the second time around). ObiCop and me just have this thing... I've posted the link to the screeny [[Talk:Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt|here]], which is where I think we should post all future manhunt talk and kills. This page is getting too cluttered. No offense, Gnome.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:51, 17 July 2008 (BST)
:No you killed me as human you should have stayed a Zed I dont think it should count dude. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 10:45, 17 July 2008 (BST)
::Discussion continued on [[Talk:Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt|Manhunt Talk page]]
===Your prize===
{{AHMH4}}
Yea.  It seems to be true.  Hang tight.  You have one more prize coming your way soon. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:05, 2 August 2008 (BST)

== Can you help? ==

[[User talk:Jefferson32#HI!|This guy]]. I'm not sure what he means.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:26, 15 June 2008 (BST)
:He might mean your signature. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:59, 15 June 2008 (BST)

== And/or? ==

[http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5627/mmsstd1sr2.jpg I created this]...and would like to know if it'd be too offensive to put on my group's page. Everyone in my group seems fine with it.. but the wiki might be filled with Prudent Prudences and I hath not the time for tea and appy polly loggies. What say you oh Helpful Gnome, gnomiest of all the gnomes in the land? --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 16:31, 15 June 2008 (BST)
: awesome! Gracias, Gnomey! --[[User:Morgueasm|Morgueasm]] 22:04, 15 June 2008 (BST)

==Is it true?==
That you have an evil twin named An Unhelpful Big Goblin? --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 05:36, 17 June 2008 (BST)
:It could be, I have many twins. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:19, 19 June 2008 (BST)

== [[User:Zig13]] needs YOU! ==

Hey gnomey, Zig13 came to me for formatting help and being of slight difficulty it was out of my league, check mine (or his) talk page for details of what he wants. It'd be great if you could show him how (also i'd be interested to know - manipulating template boxes has always been beyond me).--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:53, 18 June 2008 (BST)
:Seems like Kikashie got to it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:20, 19 June 2008 (BST)

==...==
Slapped twice with a newspaper!  I don't believe it!  You're just fucking with me, aren't you?  What crazy plan do you have in your head? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:03, 4 July 2008 (BST)

== Fine. Let it sit. ==

[[Vandal_Banning#User:TexasXViewXFinis|No, instead of resolving the conflict, you're letting it get worse.Negligence is not an answer.]] --{{User:Axe27/Sig}} 01:34, 16 July 2008 (BST)
:Looks to be there is more to the story, but I don't have the time. Go bug Grim, I won't be around for the next few weeks and not anywhere near internets. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:15, 16 July 2008 (BST)
==What the fuck==
How on earth can you possibly vote kill [[Suggestion:20080721_Building_Improvement|on this piece of utterly and irredeemably game breakingly spam-fucking-tastic broken piece of steaming piss streaked refuse]]? Its the worst suggestion made all year. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 16:41, 21 July 2008 (BST)
:Well I thought it could perhaps be fixed... and it just doesn't make sense to vote change in the spam section. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:43, 21 July 2008 (BST)
::Any search buff is game breaking, ''especially in malls''. It doesnt matter how you do it. the last time it happened we had a fucking exodus from the game (Powered searches). The whole premise is to buff search rates by a whopping 10-15 percent. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 16:45, 21 July 2008 (BST)
:::As someone who is a bit of a hospital rat, I can agree that a mall search rate buff is a bit much... but the general idea of being able to improve buildings in some way (over time) seems fitting now that ruined buildings have a natural decay. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:48, 21 July 2008 (BST)
::::Homogenising the two sides is a bad idea, and it doesnt lead to fun. All it results in is that humans can easily undo the work of zombies in one session (Because zombies have to move on to find food, and rarely crowd building devoid of life with 50+ bodies if they werent first eating life there). Humans basically would get free rebuilding over time safish behind EHB cades which gave them a search buff. Whoop. Almost as broken as Jon Pyres suggestion. Attempting to give each side their equivalent benefits doesnt work because the mechanics for either side are fundamentally different. In this case, you would end up with survivors getting free max almost everywhere except in the middle of a holocaust while easily being able to undo zombie efforts anywhere with even a mild amount of metagame and a sacrificial suicide repairer. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 16:55, 21 July 2008 (BST)
:::::It's not really homogenizing, if that were the case there would be extra AP needed to ruin buildings. I am voting change/kill because I believe the suggestion to be at least be salvageable. The flavour text would be great to show how long a building was standing at least, so I'm not spamming it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:37, 21 July 2008 (BST)

== unprotections? ==

Am I missing the completely obvious? But how do you get a page unprotected? You obviously know what I am talking about :) And, for the record, I know exactly what needs to be done to make it NPOV. It's nothing especially radical... What I'll do in the meantime is come up with something and put in an edit request... Cheers. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:05, 24 July 2008 (BST)

== Move ==

Hi therem just here to say that I am not quite sure why I made it a user page anymore, there was some logic to it but I have forgotten what it was --[[User:Blanemcc|Blanemcc]] 19:11, 6 August 2008 (BST)

== Warning Struck ==

I think I'm due. Can you check and help me out? [[User:Ioncannon11|Ioncannon11]] 21:41, 6 August 2008 (BST)

== Regarding ''Subst'' ==

I understand that the "What links here" page for templates may be inaccurate due to something called ''Subst''. What, extactly, is ''Subst'' and how can I tell if a template is effected by it? Thanks! --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 03:34, 8 August 2008 (BST)
:Well, I hit the picture on the template and noticed that a copy of the template was there in the "Links" section of the image. I noticed that the code was just copied, instead of the standard <nowiki>{{Template}}</nowiki>. Subst is just an easy way to to call the templates code, useful for protection against people editing the template and altering what you originally wanted the template used for. It's likely they did <nowiki>{{Subst:Revenge}}</nowiki> or copied the code directly. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:23, 8 August 2008 (BST)
::I'm not terribly familiar with wikicode, so I'm not quite following your explanation. You said you noticed a copy of the template in the picture's "Links" section and that tipped you off. Shouldn't the template have been listed there anyway because it included that picture? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 04:31, 8 August 2008 (BST)
:::No, the "what links here" only includes links to the page or [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Urban_Dead inclusion] (calling the template). I hit the image and noticed that it was being used on a page so I took a look. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:35, 8 August 2008 (BST)
::::So the only way to tell if a template is being ''Subst''-ed is to do a bit of digging? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 04:37, 8 August 2008 (BST)
:::::Yeah. Oddly though, images are only seen under "Links" when they are being shown as an image, not like <nowiki>[[:Image:Dancekill.png]]</nowiki>. Check "what links here" on [[:Image:Dancekill.png]] and you'll see that it's actually in use. :O --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:40, 8 August 2008 (BST)

== Quick Question on Deletion Criteria ==

Hi. I'm looking for an answer to a question on deletions, and you seem to be active on the deletions/speedy deletions pages, so I'm hoping you can help me.

When I visit these pages, I always see pages being deleted (or not) because of "Crit 1" or "Crit 12." For example, [[A/SD#Foulkes_Village_Troupe|this page]] was deleted because of Crit 1. My question is, what are these criteria and where can I find a list of them and what they do? A wiki search turns up nothing. Thanks. --[[User:JaredV|Jared]]<sup>[[User_talk:JaredV|Talk]] [[Project Wiki Patrol|P!]]</sup> 18:30, 8 August 2008 (BST)
:The crits are on the Speedy Deletion page.  Somewhere at the top. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:35, 8 August 2008 (BST)
::OK, thanks. I missed that, looking for something that said word for word "Crit 1." --[[User:JaredV|Jared]]<sup>[[User_talk:JaredV|Talk]] [[Project Wiki Patrol|P!]]</sup> 18:38, 8 August 2008 (BST)

== Really fast question ==

Is it just my browser, or is the bottom two-thirds of the Speedy Deletion page in small italics? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 03:49, 19 August 2008 (BST)
:It's fixed, Boxy accidentally deleted the end-codes to my sig.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 04:35, 19 August 2008 (BST)

== Mudkipz! ==

[[TDSM8]], i haz found dem! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:51, 22 August 2008 (BST)
:Where are all those filthy mudipz popping up from? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:52, 23 August 2008 (BST)

== 20 Minutes? ==

I managed to block [[Stranger Grove Fire Station]] in 12. And that was only because of its stupid fiddly corner of a suburb rubbishness.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:48, 23 August 2008 (BST)
:Whilst I'm here, Can you think of a better name for this? [[Location Page Building Toolkit]]--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:55, 23 August 2008 (BST)
::Over exaggeration, more like ~15 minutes. Name is fine, although you might want to alphabetize the images if you're bored. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:52, 23 August 2008 (BST)

== Getting bans struck ==

Hey dude, just wondering how I can get some bans struck - I'm sure I've had enough edits between escalations but I've never bothered to go and get some of my warnings or bans struck. Can you help me out?--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 02:07, 24 August 2008 (BST)
:Yep, one warning struck. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:27, 24 August 2008 (BST)
::Thanks.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:24, 24 August 2008 (BST)

==Attempt to have the above done==

Hi Gnome, I know this doesn't necessarily mean much but in a fit on insecurity I have also decided I wouldn't mind having my ban struck... I have a feeling it is strikeable even though I don't really know the rules... It's been 6 months and over 400 edits passed I believe. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 07:13, 25 August 2008 (BST)
:Struck. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:57, 25 August 2008 (BST)

==IRC==
I need to talk with you on IRC for a few minutes, you think you could come on? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 05:42, 26 August 2008 (BST)
:I haven't been able to get on to any irc in a long while. Same #udwiki nexuswar.com? Well anyways, it's after 12 and I will probably have to download an actual irc client anyways. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:57, 26 August 2008 (BST)

== I need your help ==

As you may have guessed I am Izumi and I need to speak with you, as you seem to be the only reasonable sysop left. Before you pass any judgment you should know the history of my case; I was banned unjustly over an accident, and got escalated to perma for using alts to leave sysops messages contesting it. Since I was banned, I have made many alts to circumvent the ban in hopes of being able to simply edit my group page in peace and not bother or be bothered by anyone. All I want is to be able my group page and my personal page. I have not committed a single act of vandalism in nearly a year, outside of circumventing my perma. I have no bad faith intentions I simply want to be left in peace. Unfortunately Grim refuses to let that happen as it is "against the rules" despite the fact I have personally witnessed him bend the rules many times before for people he favors. There is no government to uphold here, I am not trying to trespass on sacred ground; I just want to be able to manage my affairs. Please help me, there must be something you can do to help me end this cycle. [[User:Justice|Justice]] 05:22, 27 August 2008 (BST)
:You have shown a flagrant disregard for the rules and guidelines of this wiki. Furthermore, you promised me, eleven months ago, that you would not consider returning for a year. given the fact that the year ends in over two weeks, and you have been around as illusionist since march, on and off, i think its fairly safe to say that your word isnt worth the breath its uttered on, or the bandwidth you waste to convey it digitally. You had your chance, you knew the rules, and you decided to break them more often than any other user in the history of this wiki. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 11:20, 27 August 2008 (BST)
:Why don't you get another member of your group to edit the page, through your forum? Why do you insist on making more alts? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:01, 27 August 2008 (BST)
::After a several month hiatus I returned to UD to find most of my group gone; I am in the process of recruiting more members but for the time being it would be nearly impossible to make the updates. It's not as though I am asking for much; Simply allow me access to my group and user pages, that's all. If not at least please stop ruthlessly hunting down my new accounts as if I am some sort of plague; Just pretend I'm someone else. If I've proven anything in the last eleven months its that I'm NOT a vandal and I am most certainly not a threat to this wiki that you guard so fiercely. Quite unlike Grim has so eloquently stated, I do not disregard the rules; I respect them fully. I do not cause any conflict, I do not vandalize pages, I don't so much as troll a user. I have absolutely zero "bad faith", which, according to the wiki guidelines is the sole defining element of vandalism and of vandals themselves, that is to say, they have to WANT to cause problems. I can't make it any more clear than that. This entire situation is ludicrous and I wouldn't need to make "sockpuppets" if I were given a fair chance at redemption. [[User:Restitution|Restitution]] 04:36, 28 August 2008 (BST)
:::Oh, just to prove my point, I went ahead and pulled this from the vandalism policy page. ''"The issue is not punishment - we do not punish vandals. The only aim with warnings and bans is to attempt to stop the vandal from continuing to vandalise the wiki. We are more than willing to let reformed vandals continue to edit this wiki, if their edits are a good faith attempt to improve this wiki."'' [[User:Restitution|Restitution]] 06:45, 28 August 2008 (BST)
:::If you respected the rules at all you would have abided the bans you recieved in the first place and lived with them. As it is, you are the most prolific rule breaker that this wiki has ever seen, beating every single multiple account troll vandal that has ever hit this place. It goes without saying that you are, once again, banned from this wiki. You gave me your word in september 07 to leave this wiki alone for a year, and you broke your word in march this year. So dont come expecting any kind of sympathy, or special pleading, because it isnt going to happen. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 13:14, 28 August 2008 (BST)
:::Also, you just dont get it. If we let you back in at all, then we set a bar, at least in the minds of everyone, for how annoying people have to be before they get let back in as well. It only makes problems for us all much worse and would reduce the place to smoking rubble. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 13:18, 28 August 2008 (BST)
::::It seems you have forgotten that I was wrongly banned to begin with, which is why I even started making new accounts. I don't see why what I have done in the past makes any damn difference anyway, nothing I have done in any of my alt accounts have constituted vandalism except for simply ''existing''. If I have shown anything it is that I do not conform to said above definition of "vandal" and hence should be immediately unbanned for that alone, otherwise the policy guidelines are giving false information (albeit I know it will not be that simple, as you have a habit of worming such things around to fit your interests). Why don't we give Gnome a chance to reply? In case you haven't noticed, you are NOT the sole sysop of the wiki and by extension you are NOT its dictator; you have no more say in my fate than any other administrator. At the least I feel I should at least receive a permaban vote, something I was denied when I was first perma'd. And as for your claims that "This place will turn to smoking rubble", as I have said many times, ''get a grip man! Its a video game instruction manual for heaven's sake!'' Why can't you vent your obsessive personality somewhere else, like on Xbox or something? [[User:Valiance|Valiance]] 14:09, 28 August 2008 (BST)
:::::Oh and Grim here's something for you, pulled straight off of your user page: ''I take my position seriously and will always do what i feel is both right and within the rules of the wiki.'' 
Now please see the above rule I already took the liberty of pasting here. If you indeed follow the rules as closely as you say you do-without manipulating them in any way- then you must indeed unban me immediately for lack of bad faith and if not then honor the new rule guaranteeing a permaban vote. If you want to lawyer things up then that's what we'll do. [[User:Valiance|Valiance]] 14:28, 28 August 2008 (BST)
:The vandalism document does encourage users to reform, but permabans are for those who refuse to do so. You have shown a steadfast refusal to reform and adhere to the rules of this wiki, as such you have no place here. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 15:23, 28 August 2008 (BST)
::As the person who has repeatedly sniffed out the Izumi alts, I feel compelled to weigh in a bit here.  The arguments put forth by Izumi are all rehashed nonsense that she's posted all before. 

::- I'm just trying to manage my group page and user page.

::- Look at my recent history I haven't been doing anything bad.

::- I was unjustly punished as a vandal in the first place, so everything else I've done is someone else's fault.

::- [New user name] Grim is mean.

::- [New user name] Grim is gay.

::- It's all Grim's fault.

::- FU, Grim!

::- repeat


She's never once taken one iota of responsibility for her actions.  The world is conspiring against her and Grim is the ringleader.  It would be funny if it weren't so sad.  
--[[User:Stephen Colbert DFA|Stephen Colbert DFA]] 20:39, 28 August 2008 (BST)

::Yes, and her original assertion that her first bannings were unjustified are only so in her own mind.  Just because she can't intellectually grasp what she did wrong, doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.  The original bannings were for good cause.--[[User:Sarah Silverman|Sarah Silverman]] 21:42, 28 August 2008 (BST)

:::How about everyone kindly butt out until Gnome gets a chance to reply? I repeat, Grim is not wiki-dictator hard as he tries, and you two trolls have no say whatsoever, especially considering your animosity towards me and my group. [[User:Izumi Again|Izumi Again]] 03:05, 29 August 2008 (BST)
::::How about you abide your perma like a good little vandal? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 04:08, 29 August 2008 (BST)
::::Don't be stupid. [[User:Byzantium|Byzantium]] 05:56, 29 August 2008 (BST)

In response to being unjustly banned, I've decided to examine your vandal data.

'''[[User:Izumi Orimoto]]'''

*Warned - 03:44, 5 April 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_04#Izumi_Orimoto_2|See]]. You were warned for vandalizing the [[Mall Tour '07]] and rightly so. 
*Warned - 04:19, 11 April 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_04#Izumi_Orimoto|See]]. Warned [[User_talk:Izumi_Orimoto#Second_Warning|here]].
*Banned for 24 hours - 06:47, 2 May 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_05#Izumi_Orimoto|See]]. Blatant impersonation. 
*Banned for 48 hours - 01:58, 28 July 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_07#Izumi_Orimoto|See]]. A quick look at the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Dulston_Alliance/BlackList&limit=500&action=history history] (scroll down) will reveal the reasons.
*Banned for 1 Week -14:09, 31 July 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_07#Lady_Ragnarok|See]]. Ban evasion. 
*Banned for 1 Month - 17:33, 8 September 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_09#Izumi_Orimoto_3|See]]. Group page editing, you should know by now. 
*Banned for 1 Year - 06:27, 10 September 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_09#Izumi_Orimoto_2|See]]. Ban evasion.
*Permabanned - 11:05, 10 September 2007 (BST) [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2007_09#Izumi_Orimoto|See]]. Ban evasion.
#Also edited under the account "[[User:Lady Ragnarok|Lady Ragnarok]]"
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#Also edited under the account "[[User:Illusionist|Illusionist]]  - 05:26, 26 August 2008 (BST)
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#Also edited under the account "[[User:Byzantium|Byzantium]]" Ban evasion. ^

Really. Perhaps there were a few harsh word directed at you, particularly warning #2 but you certainly were not unjustly banned. Regardless, this becomes a bit irrelevant after you look at all the many, many alternate accounts you used. Please stop making alternate accounts, and get a group member to edit your group page for you if you must. If there are no group members left, your group is defunct and it shouldn't matter, right? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:07, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:Actually, looking at the list, several of those accounts aren't even mine, which translates to Grim banning innocent people in his pursuit of me. Well done there, I can only laugh at you. As for me leaving, its not going to happen. You really should know that by now. I will be here FOREVER. There is NOTHING you can do to change that. I've been try to go about this in a civilized and professional way, but that has obviously failed. The only reason you have detected the accounts you have is because I intended it to be so, mostly because I used them to speak with you on my behalf (with the exception of Illusionist, and that took you 8 bloody months). I have many, many accounts that you haven't discovered yet, and I've used them to spread my will in various ways, from voting on suggestions to chatting with members of the various groups I am involved with. Good luck on your witch hunt, please take care not to ban innocent people this time. [[User:Aquatechnic|Aquatechnic]] 03:33, 1 September 2008 (BST)
::A few of those were retroactively linked to you by IP addresses you used. Specifically, Tuong Lu Kim through Moderator Man. They had already been permad for huge amounts of vandalism. You acting up after being banned a large number of times, then trying to sweep it under the rug. The only reason i didnt spot illusionist at the time was because i was on a wikibreak, and you were not very active at all. No innocents have been banned. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 03:51, 1 September 2008 (BST)

== [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki%3AAdministration%2FDeletions&diff=1269527&oldid=1269493 Not ridiculous] ==

Not at all.... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 19:50, 8 September 2008 (BST)
:I undid your removal of the Talk:Suggestion deletion request. The way I see it, you were dead wrong... There were two choices: either DDC is put up for Vandalism, for shitting up the Admin pages and/or doing something very close to putting deletions up for deletion (although Suggestions is not, as far as I can tell, technically an Admin page)... and if he is warned, his vandal edits are removed. Or, the deletions request is valid and legitimate. The former condition was not met... See the logic? Put DCC up for Vandalism if that request was "ridiculous"... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 20:50, 8 September 2008 (BST)
::Show where the Policy is for Suggestion, please. I can't find any Policy covering that page and its system. I looked... Twice... Maybe I am looking in the wrong place. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 20:55, 8 September 2008 (BST)
:::Did you try the suggestions page?

'''''Q.''' Can I send you some ideas?''

'''''A.''' All players are welcome to suggest alterations and additions that they think would improve the game - we can't guarantee that they'll be implemented, but anything submitted to the Suggestions page of the Urban Dead Wiki will certainly be passed on and read, if it passes peer review. --Kevan''

I'm not going to put DCC up for vandalism because I don't see the point. Someone more annoyed than me might, but not me. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:01, 8 September 2008 (BST)

:I'm not annoyed... But I'm not convinced. Your citation of the FAQ imo =/= policy. If it were, then, for example, fixed Revivification Points would be "official" due to [http://urbandead.com/faq.html#dead this]. Or Suburb danger levels are on some level officially sanctioned according to [http://urbandead.com/faq.html#map this comment] from Kevan. Kevan adds things to the FAQ after it's added to the wiki: I'm not convinced this is any different. The only part of that FAQ that reads to me like a "policy" or "rule" is the infamous "completely seperate existences" thing... Yeah, yeah, I know I'm being pedantic here... >_> --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:51, 8 September 2008 (BST)
:Ok... If Keven ''set things up from day one'' like this... then, okay, yeah... but I haven't been around since 2005... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:54, 8 September 2008 (BST)
::It would be rather silly to have something in the official FAQ when the pages mentioned don't exist. It's a part of the game... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:58, 9 September 2008 (BST)
:::The FAQ can be changed in a matter of minutes. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 16:21, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::::But does Kevan want to? If someone wants some drastic change done they use [[A/PD]], not a vote for deletion. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:56, 9 September 2008 (BST)

Wan, where is the "bad faith" in trying to get rid of a page that causes the most flame wars, trolling, and petty arguments?  If anything I'm trying to help the community by removing a very hostile page. Maybe people like you, Iscariot, and DCC should not be allowed to be such assholes to other posters. Ever consider that? 
The suggestions page is clearly not an Admin page (just look at the main page). I seem to recall you doing stunts like that to "prove a point" or generate some debate about whatever injustice you think is going on on the wiki. That has been the case historically. Look at Jorm's stupid policy policy. 
And AHLG I apologize for my comment about you doing nothing on here. You put up with fuck heads like us and that seems to be more than enough! --[[Image:Globetrotters_Icon.png|15px]] '''[[User:DCC/Suggestions|#99]]'''  <sup>''[[User:DCC|DCC]] ''</sup> 00:12, 9 September 2008 (BST)
:Yeah, that was our thinking when [[Assylum|We]] put up the deletions page for deletions. The original poster wasn't warned so I'm not about warn you. Anyways, you have to admit that there ''are'' some good ideas and constructive comments on [[Talk:Suggestions]], it's not all bad. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:58, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::You completely missed my point, the WHOLE point, DCC. As well we all the relevant facts. Like, ''completely.'' You're so off base, in fact, this isn't even worth replying to... Ciao. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:02, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::Except that, Gnome, I was under the impression that whoever it was who put the deletions page up for deletion was given a vandalism warning... If I am mistaken, then... ok. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:04, 9 September 2008 (BST)
:::Only Nali was [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning&diff=prev&oldid=825776#Seventythree_and_Nalikill warned] because he kept putting it back up. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:56, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::::Alrighty, then, nothing to see here, move along... Except that I still don't consider the suggestions pages to be  policy... but whatev's...  --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 11:55, 11 September 2008 (BST)

== Whats grim on about? ==

So wheres the template? In the sig? I cant see any <nowiki>{ or } </nowiki> help! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:58, 8 September 2008 (BST)
:ignore me. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 23:02, 8 September 2008 (BST)
::And thats why you're a sysop and im not. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:12, 10 September 2008 (BST)
:::Always my favourite button. What will you find next? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:19, 10 September 2008 (BST)
:::Really? If you're bored you can always read the pointlessness of [[Danger Alley]].--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:34, 10 September 2008 (BST)

==Eric bessette==

Thank you for your concern, it was made for a friend, and new group member, he has yet to create his own wiki and is to be controlled by him as soon as he does, again, thank you.--[[User:Eric bessette|Eric bessette]] 05:10, 9 September 2008 (BST)

==Erhem...==
...NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!!!!!!!  Now that that's out of my system...[[+1]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:27, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:What? New? +1 is ''my'' redirect...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:31, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::Ah well.  You're the one who shown it to me.  Maybe I should link Facebook in my sig to the Facebook home page...Where the hell are those sig rules things? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:35, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::[[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Signature Policy|Signature policy]]? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:52, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::You know I wasted your time, right?  I found it long before you posted that. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:54, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::Yeah, I know. But you know... the name. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:55, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::You should change the "AHLG" to an "AEMHE".  'Cause all I see is "An Evil Mudkip Hating Enemy" --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:56, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::I dono... <small>[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color: white;background:royalblue;padding-right:8px;padding-left:7px"><small>&nbsp;'''A'''EMHE</small></span>]][[User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px">'''T'''</span>]][[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-right:5px;padding-left:2px">'''H'''</span>]]</small> 21:58, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::No crazy Gnome army is gonna get the best of me...Put away that crazy mind control device.  I'm not falling for it.  Yes I see it behind your back... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:59, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::What? Lies. There is nothing mind controleeish device. <small>[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color: white;background:royalblue;padding-right:8px;padding-left:7px"><small>&nbsp;'''A'''Hweeewoooweeewooo</small></span>]][[User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px">'''T'''</span>]][[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-right:5px;padding-left:2px">'''H'''</span>]]</small> 22:01, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Then what's that in your hands?  With the weird hypnotic swirl?  And quit edit conflicting me, damn it!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:04, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::Why, it is a mind control device. <small>[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color: white;background:royalblue;padding-right:8px;padding-left:7px"><small>&nbsp;'''A'''WOOOSH</small></span>]][[User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px">'''T'''</span>]][[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-right:5px;padding-left:2px">'''H'''</span>]]</small> 22:05, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::Why, didn't you say you didn't have one? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:06, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::Oh noes!!! Gnome is go take over teh wikis!!!11!1!!! :O -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:07, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::I bet you Gnome's the one who came up with that new Facebook layout! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:08, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::I said mind control ''ish''. This is the real thing. Oh, and I've already done that... <small>[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color: white;background:royalblue;padding-right:8px;padding-left:7px"><small>&nbsp;'''A'''*beep*</small></span>]][[User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-left:5px;padding-right:2px">'''T'''</span>]][[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|<span style="color:snow;background:skyblue;padding-right:5px;padding-left:2px">'''H'''</span>]]</small>22:08, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::From now on...I'm gonna keep saying "NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS" until the suits at Facebook decide not to make it permanent.  Um...you might not get any edits in for this... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:10, 12 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::That's why Bebo > Facebook. :) -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:19, 12 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!!!!!!!  That is all...For now. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:48, 15 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::I wouldn't know, don't use Facebook. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:44, 15 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!!!!  I'll be back... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:56, 15 September 2008 (BST)

==...What?==
Mr Chun shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 hours and 48 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

'''Mr Chun fired a flare gun at you for 1 damage. (2 hours and 48 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)'''

Mr Chun shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 hours and 47 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

Mr Chun began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty bed. (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)

Mr Chun installed a generator in the building. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)

Mr Chun refuelled the generator. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)

A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

A zombie dragged Ken Caboose4 out into the street. (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)

You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (2 hours and 33 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

A zombie dragged FishOutOfWater out into the street. (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south. (2 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again.

TurtlesRok shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

You took a Headshot from TurtlesRok the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

dexter mannley dumped your body out onto the street. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

You heard a low groaning from somewhere nearby. (55 minutes ago)

A flare was fired 7 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the south. (20 minutes ago)

A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the south. (7 minutes ago) --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:44, 15 September 2008 (BST)

==*cough*==
That had nothing to do with not liking you, it had to do with you presenting a false impression accidentally, and my gentle (For me) correcting of your error. But honestly, believe whatever you like. If you are just going to prejudge everything then i may as well not bother wasting my time. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 04:46, 17 September 2008 (BST)
:I know, just not in a good mood. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:49, 17 September 2008 (BST)

== more picking your gnomish wiki brain ==

Do you have any idea how to make template calls like they have for, say <nowiki> {{subst:Unsigned}} </nowiki> ... basically to streamline filling in parts of a table for wiki-newbs. Specifically, I'd like to make it easy for people to submit to the [[Ronin Gallery]]... so those whom tables scare off will be able to just submit without me having to do all the work... Hell, makes it easier for me, too, since I'm submitting most of them anyway :) ZANGZ! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 03:53, 19 September 2008 (BST)
:I'll be giving it a look. Yarr. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:02, 19 September 2008 (BST)

==LOL==
{{hiccup}}
Found this. Had a laugh. Had to make a template with it. Would have been more appropriate for you on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, since you seem to celebrate it. :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 14:45, 23 September 2008 (BST)
:Toss in this one...
{{NewFacebook}}
--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:54, 23 September 2008 (BST)

== help! ==

I seem to have broken talk:suggestions formatting. I have no idea how and am scared to try fix it in case i make things worse! If you are first on line could you take a look? Thanks...--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 14:41, 25 September 2008 (BST)
:There were too many templates, so it broke. It's been fixed now. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:05, 25 September 2008 (BST)

==First!==
First to [[+1]] that is!  As well as posting on an empty page... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:13, 29 September 2008 (BST)
:These +1s are like overly persistent acne, they keep popping up. :) --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:17, 29 September 2008 (BST) [[+1]]
::You should pull an Iscariot and ban him from +1'ing your page ever again. :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:20, 29 September 2008 (BST)

== Archive? ==

Where's the fun in that?--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:31, 29 September 2008 (BST)
:I like a clean, short page. And now you people are getting your grubby signatures all over it. :(--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:33, 29 September 2008 (BST)

== Archive? ==

You could always archive it again. :) That'll make it tidy again. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:37, 29 September 2008 (BST)