TheScorpionGroup

The Scorpion Group
Abbreviation:	TSG
Group Numbers:	4
Leadership:	NeiltheScorpion
Goals:	Messing with your stuff
Recruitment Policy:	No New recruits
Contact:	Leave the lights on and the Generator running. We'll find you.

The Scorpion Group

Dedicated to the destruction of the stuff and things belonging to the remaining survivors of Malton. And sometimes to the survivors directly. We target the stuff in the malls of Malton. If you see us, run away fast. Or at the very least, hide your stuff.

Recruitment

We do not take recruits. If you do not know how to join, then we aren't going to tell you.

Current Activity

Where is The Scorpion Group now? Fuel up your generators and leave the lights on for us!

How to become an enemy of The Scorpion Group

Kill one of us, bad mouth us on forums or here in the Wiki, send verbal or radio reports out about us and become the next target! We maintain and share our enemy list among our members. We expertly coordinate attacks and hunting expeditions. If you make it on our list, we will find you and feed you to the Zombies.

Fan Mail

• ' Novemeber 2006 - NeilTheScorpion shot me and dumped my body outside today. The Scorpion Group and I have been at odds for months. When Neil comes, it's usually a prelude to the Bash or other large group invasion. Be on the lookout....arm yourselves. If you see any of TheScorpionGroup in buildings near the mall, kill and dump on sight! They will continue to destroy generators and possibly PK people in the mall. I left Giddings Mall thinking I'd not get in their way and they'd leave me alone. I was wrong. They are without morals...they will destroy your way of life and ultimately lead to the opening of the mall to the Zeds. Band against them! Join the Possum Posse against them! Destroy them! -Bskrobot 01:16, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

• There are tons more (great) examples on our discussion page. NeilTheScorpion 20:19, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Past Campaigns

Tompson Mall Area

This is where we were, but you bored us and we left.

Giddings Mall

Where will theScorpionGroup rear its ugly head next? Giddings Mall, that's where! We're there and making life hell for the dumb survivors inside. Over 300 targets!

The Possum Posse, The Palytoxin Gang, and Genny's Revenge are all among our prominent targets at the Giddings area. If we find you working with any of these groups, you will be shot on the spot. If we suspect you are working with them, but have no evidence, we will still shoot you. In fact, even if you have nothing to do with them, we will find you and shoot you dead.

Dowdney Mall

Several Scorpion Group members were killed in cold blood during the beginning of September. We retaliated by slaughtering our foes inside of Dowdney Mall for all to see. Hepme, Kukri, and Duke Hardpec were among our victims.

After a more than a month of action at Dowdney, the zeds crushed it. The Scorpion Group members were there too, as undead, assisting the horde.

We have now moved on, to causing anguish and pain to the survivors hiding at another mall.

Blesley Mall

We claimed the mall, and oversaw it for a while. Since we felt we owned the mall and of its contents, it was nessecary to protect what was ours. Unable to properly do that, we simply blew up all the generators looted from the Hardware Store within...

The survivors were occupied with us, and thus, did not see the giant horde of "roamers" headed their way... until it was far too late.

The mall fell. We left.

Known Members

• NeiltheScorpion
  • It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
• ScorpionBob
  • It is better to be at the right hand of the devil, than in his path.
• ScorpionDiss
  • What do you mean the zombie is immune to physical attacks? I've got a Tommy Gun and a stick of dynamite, no ones immune to that!
• ScorpionXL
  • “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

Enemy Groups

The following groups are sworn foes of The Scorpion Group.

• Aces and Eights
• Possum Posse
• Combat Revive Eligible Society
• Palytoxin Gang
• Genny's Revenge

Other Enemies

Recently, The Scorpion Group has made friends Really Good Friends Best Pals! with a few visitors of a certain Forum found *somewhere* on the WWW.

They include, but are not limited to:

• Chimi Changa
• PiRho
• Dave Bozwel
• Korath5
• Moss Foot
• Elegba
• revwaldo
• Manny
• Wyatt
• Dorndigaffe
• Azermaine
• RickFeltman
• Mr Snausages
• Chevez Grimlock
• Finron
• Elaine the Elite
• Annie McIntosh

• Stickman
• Duke Hardpec
• fireballer
• AVN