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It's MH's Greatest Hits, Volume One!
Misadventures in Misanthropy: Summer Tour '08!
Big Ackland, 3 AM
A Tale of History and Romance: A Historical Romance - Mostly Harmless Episode I
It all started in Ackland, as that place has a bad habit of being where these things start. A mall like any other, yet somehow different, The House That Taru Built was a fitting stage for a script that called for murder. Mostly Harmless coalesced in the area from seemingly nowhere, like that creepy fog in B-movies. They then proceeded to killed quite a few people, also like that creepy fog in B-movies. It did not take long for this troupe of film stars to garner great critical acclaim. Alliances were struck, NAPs were attempted and rejected, and in the end some seventeen extras from Ackland Mall Security, the Crimson Clan, and /zom/ were killed on set through the combined efforts of Mostly Harmless and the Malton Bounty Emo Killers. Total casualties for extras throughout the week number somewhere in the forties, although some extras died multiple times. There is no medical reasoning for this, and no charges have been filed by the SGA or MPAA. The film currently has an 87% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite rumors of a connection to Uwe Boll.
Tactical Espionage Action: Marven Gear Solid
Proper Reloading Practices: A Documentary - Mostly Harmless Episode II
After escaping the vile fortress of Ackland Mall, our brave adventurers ventured south to Marven on what the colonel assured us was to be a sneaking mission. We hid in cardboard boxes, reloaded by pressing R2 twice, and slit a guy's throat by accidentally holding Circle too long. Having procured ammunition and weaponry on sight, MOSTHARM then progressed further southward and cleared a quad of Tompson Mall, shanked a guy, then cleared the Cheeke Building. Festivities concluded with a party at Tikhon Prime. We then disappeared as sneakily as we had arrived.
Piss Into the Wind
Political Coverage of the 2008 Election in Malton - Mostly Harmless Episode III
Rumors have surfaced of an exploration into pirate radio. A mighty fine vessel called the SS Shanker has allegedly docked near Gulsonside, despite there being no waterways ... anywhere in Malton. Captain Neckbeard, a senile old Magikarp fisherman has been spilling nonsense over the airwaves. Mostly Harmless has gone on record as stating that they "like the cut of his jib." DEM vessels beware!
A strong trade wind has blown the seafaring captain and his trusted SS Shanker off course northward. Hilarity and a song and dance routine is likely to ensue.
Dramatic Reverb
Uprisings, Downfalls, and Sidesteps - Mostly Harmless Episode IV
Between September 1st and September 8th, Mostly Harmless traversed central-eastern Malton in attempts to find clustered members of various Department of Emergency Management groups. Vinetown, Crowbank, Penny Heights, Gulsonside, Tollyton, and Stanbury Village were all host to Mostly Harmless, with a flashy coordinated attack on the MCDU rounding things out for the week. MH would like express its thanks to the lovely Miss O'Malley for lending her support at Went NT and Nichols Mall. And the RRF for not eating us.
For our actual thoughts on the Uprising and the Liberating of Manifestos, click here.
Poetry Night
A Social Experiment - Mostly Harmless Episode V
Katana in hand,
Black, leather, trenchcoats wrapped tight
We shoot zeds outside
Spending perhaps too much time in one area, MH read poetry to sad children in Pitneybank and helped many local groups realize the futility in getting angry at PKers. They also spent a lot of time with their good friends, Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club.
Mario is Missing!
The Worst Game You Will Ever Play - Mostly Harmless Episode VI
ZiP stepped down from leading MH but apparently is back for some sort of birthday celebration. Who knows what sorts of hijinks those crazy harmless kids will get into? Moreover, how will those Duke Boys get out of this one? And just how many pop culture references on one page is too many? More at 11.
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