The Humpfries Arms (West Boundwood)

the Humpfries Arms West Boundwood [30,6] a junkyard (Quarlesbank) the Lax Museum Cowen Road Fire Station Toomer Auto Repair (Quarlesbank) the Humpfries Arms wasteland Chilcott Auto repair (Quarlesbank) Purnell Avenue the Cowie Museum Basic Info: A pub or bar, not an armoury. Beer and wine can be found inside, along with mobile phones and newspapers. One can also occasionally find shotguns. Pubs have no internal descriptions, apart from "...an abandoned pub." Arms can be barricaded normally.

Recently re-opened as the Pink Crabapple pleasure house

Established to bring joy to West Boundwoods suffering survivors, leisure time activities available for a small, reasonable fee.

“All the fun of the fair – or even more fun, if you know what we mean squire!!” – attributed to Jimmy Slitter

Beer (pint) £3.50
Wine (pint) £12.75

A pharmacy service is also provided, depending on supply of medicines

Massages £15.99 Special Massages £ neg.

Current Status

6/26/2009 You are inside the Humpfries Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been heavily barricaded.Somebody has spraypainted Pink Crabapple pleasure house. Happy hour 10-11 am onto a wall.--Dr Mycroft Chris 17:39, 26 June 2009 (BST)

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