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===Lunatics=== | ===Lunatics=== | ||
The Lunatics comprise the main body of the group. Lunatics coordinate with respect to target, not time. They are usually piling into buildings already opened by a strike team, or leapfrogging the strike teams to a new target. The Lunatics have their own Lunatic Target Thread on the Batshit Insane private forum. Gleefully homicidal tendencies are encouraged, if not actually required. | The Lunatics comprise the main body of the group. Lunatics coordinate with respect to target, not time. They are usually piling into buildings already opened by a strike team, or leapfrogging the strike teams to a new target. The Lunatics have their own Lunatic Target Thread on the Batshit Insane private forum. Gleefully homicidal tendencies are encouraged, if not actually required. | ||
===Ferals / <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=194&sid=064265fdb8d84fae4436ff338900e323|<span style="color:#00aef0"> Open Targets thread</span>]</span>=== | ===Ferals / <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=194&sid=064265fdb8d84fae4436ff338900e323|<span style="color:#00aef0"> Open Targets thread</span>]</span>=== | ||
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Ahhh, ferals! The homeless street people of Malton who spend their days wandering the streets out in the weather, scratching at doors, hoping to wander across some hapless pinkie who has AP'ed out at an overcaded entry point! Even unaffiliated harmanz get to stay in a warm barn with company, even if they have to listen to the endless prattle of their barnmates going on and on about: a. Who is/isn't a PK'er, b. Whose turn is it to fuel the gennie?, c. Who the heck keeps overcading the entry point (see above)? To show our solidarity with our feral brethren, we'd like to invite you to spend an evening in a dry (if blood-splattered) barn with us and enjoy a tasty hamburger with barbagah sauce. To that end, we maintain a regularly updated <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=194&sid=064265fdb8d84fae4436ff338900e323|<span style="color:#00aef0"> '''Open Targets thread'''</span>]</span> on our public forum. Ulterior motives? You betcha! We'd love to have you anti-social feral types join us in our quest for world domination! In the meantime, check the Open Targets thread and join us for a nice rack of ribs! | Ahhh, ferals! The homeless street people of Malton who spend their days wandering the streets out in the weather, scratching at doors, hoping to wander across some hapless pinkie who has AP'ed out at an overcaded entry point! Even unaffiliated harmanz get to stay in a warm barn with company, even if they have to listen to the endless prattle of their barnmates going on and on about: a. Who is/isn't a PK'er, b. Whose turn is it to fuel the gennie?, c. Who the heck keeps overcading the entry point (see above)? To show our solidarity with our feral brethren, we'd like to invite you to spend an evening in a dry (if blood-splattered) barn with us and enjoy a tasty hamburger with barbagah sauce. To that end, we maintain a regularly updated <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=194&sid=064265fdb8d84fae4436ff338900e323|<span style="color:#00aef0"> '''Open Targets thread'''</span>]</span> on our public forum. Ulterior motives? You betcha! We'd love to have you anti-social feral types join us in our quest for world domination! In the meantime, check the Open Targets thread and join us for a nice rack of ribs! | ||
===Babah Zambahz=== | |||
Let's face it, it is brutally tough being a babah zambah in Malton. You can't even turn a freaking doorknob to get into an unbarricaded building. If you manage to find a piece of streetmeat, you swing and swing for a few measly two point hits. On top of that, the harmanz are Headshotting you, and you're spending 15 AP just to get up off the sidewalk. If they're not Headshotting you, they're reviving you, and you're lucky to get into a tall building to take the swan dive required to return to the glorious state of zombiedom, which is what you signed up for. Don't take on the nasty breathers alone. We will welcome you with bloody open arms! There is safety in numbers for a babah. We will feed you juicy, pre-tenderized brainz. You will swiftly become a slavering, dangerous zambah, the bane of pinkies cowering in their soon-to-be de'caded barns. You will soon be wallowing in the inexpressible joy of '''BARHAH'''! DO NOT BE SHY! JOIN US! We want you and need your help to rid Malton of the pollution that is pink and breathing! | |||
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