Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly/Article 5

The Greater Good above all. Numbers We're on the stat page. The Commissar Roderik, Big Boss Snakeyes, UBCS Commander Posydon, Members of Command Lithedarkangel Megameh Ghost, Skouth, GOALS OUR greater good. Recruitment See recruitment Contact UBCS forum Subpages navigator Main :: Hall of Fame Diplomacy Winter Fox UBCS History UBCS Navbar Containin' Weekly Archive Archive 2 The Drifters Forums Chudleyton Darvall Heights Eastonwood West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Important Notice As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes. STOP THE PRESSES! Mega Gets Lipo! Handsome Devil Megameh allegedly went under the knife friday to lose some weight. When asked about it, he blamed the media for saying he looks fat in red. Haliman Shouts To The World! Haliman was found in the streets shouting "Haliman is not retired!" to passersby. Everyone was asking "Who's Haliman?"... ...Including Haliman himself. FOXHOUND Receives A Break. Resident butt-of-every-joke FOXHOUND received a break from being made fun of these past two weeks. FOXHOUND Sucks. <Insert witty joke here.> Raven And Skouth Spamathon! Raven and Skouth have been asked to spam as much as possible in the UBCS olympics. This supports the theory that Haliman is in-fact senile. Meet an Ally This week: STARS! STARS are some pretty cool guys. They are based in East Grayside, and have been there for the past three years! Led by fearless leader John Killah, the STARS are at war with their most hated enemies. The pink flowers. Awards Most Annoying Forum Member' Imthatguy - A random PKer that got lonely and decided to register. Creepiest Member Colonel Krauser - For the blueberry fap-fest. Fail of the Week Haliman - For sleeping outside for nine hours with hungry zombies... And surviving. You Know You're A UBCS Member When... ...You're obsessed with Dead Frontier. ...You tell Li you love him. ...You help Haliman find his dentures. Group Photo From left to right: Enzyte Bob, Raven, Krauser (Undead Watcher), Ronar and Amy Perfect, Li, William, Treb, Snakeyes, Lord K, Haliman. From the senile old man's office Out of retirement. Added a group photo. Enjoy! Haliman This Week's Editors --Haliman - Talk 02:41, 18 June 2009 (BST)