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'''[[User:Another_alias|<span style="color: darkblue">User Page</span>]]'''
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[[Mostly Harmless]]
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'''[[Mostly Harmless|<span style="color: darkblue">Mostly Harmless</span>]]'''
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'''Note:''' ''ZiP is on hiatus. Anything pertaining to MH should be brought up with someone else. If you need to contact me, PM me somewhere and I may see it in a timely manner, but I doubt it.''
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==I am trying to break your heart==
Those of you that weren't tricked into coming to this wiki page probably know me as suave and debonair PKer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=979878 Zombie in Pajamas]. It is true what they say about people lying about themselves online, as I am neither a zombie nor wearing pajamas. Rest assured, however, it is likely that I am clothed at this very moment in spite of this (but it is probably best to be safe rather than sorry). The suave and debonair thing is probably true though. God knows the obnoxious part I didn't mention is right on the money.


Once upon a time I was a member of [[LUE]], then I founded and led this hippie coalition named [[Mostly Harmless]]. Maybe you have heard of them. Unless you are deaf or something. If you are deaf, then I apologize. I will treat you to a steak dinner.  
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===<span style="color: darkblue">The Player</span>===
: ''<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size:90%">To properly portray the person playing? Preposterous. He plans, prowls, and pontificates. Has a penchant for pestering pretties, proceeding to prattle passion; proffers pizazz and produces panache.</span>''


My actions in game do not necessarily reflect the kind of person I am outside of it. For instance, I like to talk to zombies in game, because they tend to be great listeners and are very polite. In real life, unfortunately, I have never done this, as I lack the proper social skills to speak to anyone. I often PK in game (on three different characters, no less!), but in real life, I try to avoid doing this. So, if you are here to complain about my group killing you, or me stabbing you with my trusty shanker, please, by all means make yourself look like an ass. Just remember: I do it better than you do.  
Wholly ordinary and in no way worthy of suspicion. Advocate for fair play and crusader against hypocrisy. Supports the tasteful use of sentence fragments. Alliteration enthusiast. May or may not be currently playing.


===<span style="color: darkblue">The PKer</span>===
: ''<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size:90%">A pajamaed protagonist pondering possibilities. Promoting plight, provoking panic, promising pandemonium... The peril is palpable. Piety? Pointless.</span>''


Uninteresting facts about ZiP:
A '''[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=979878 <span style="color: darkblue">Zombie in Pajamas</span>]'''. A wolf in sheep's clothing. An unapologetic player killer— menace to many, but assuredly harmless; mostly. First and foremost, a '''[[LUE|<span style="color: darkblue">LUEser</span>]]'''.  
* While he began UD as an adamant pro-zombie player, he now has dedicated survivors. He is devastated by this turn of events.
* He supports the [http://ud-malton.info/Rogues_Gallery Rogues Gallery]. This is probably only because he is on there.
* [[NecroWatch]] is something he finds interesting. And you should, too.
* One of his favorite bands is Wilco. Did you spot the reference on this page? Congratulations!
* In case you hate Wilco, he also enjoys the sounds of Guster, eels, and Barenaked Ladies.
* It is no coincidence that the two groups his hallmark character were in were named for Douglas Adams books. He is a fan.
* He is an ass. Make no mistake, his wiki page may seem all fun and games, but anyone he has ever met can tell you he's a jerk.
* While some will have you know he still leads Mostly Harmless, he has absolutely no authority there. His teammates prove this.


Baptized in barhah, our protagonist sharpened his claws during a climactic clash: [[First Ruin of Caiger Mall|<span style="color: darkblue">Caiger's first sacking</span>]]. Such a fortuitous first strike as a fledgling zombie was surely an omen of things to come. Once LUE began to prominently feature [[Death Cultist|<span style="color: darkblue">death cultists</span>]] in its strikes, ZiP was among the first to ?rise to the occasion. As a LUE cultist, he would go on to participate in a number of great battles, including the [[First Ruining of Fort Creedy|<span style="color: darkblue">First Ruining of Fort Creedy</span>]], [[The Second Big Bash|<span style="color: darkblue">The Second Big Bash</span>]], [[Bashing Back: The Battle of Pitneybank|<span style="color: darkblue">Bashing Back: The Battle of Pitneybank]], [[Battle of Barhapolis|<span style="color: darkblue">Battle of Barhapolis</span>]], [[Creedystock|<span style="color: darkblue">Creedystock</span>]], as well as helping LUE to ruin ''every single mall'' in Malton.


Upon LUE's retirement, our protagonist's time to lead was finally at hand; and lead was what exactly he did. Mostly Harmless was formed, and soon after, [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-11-08_0300hrs_PRIVATE/IN_80-48_creedy_59c-cba-110.html <span style="color: darkblue">something poetic happened</span>].
===<span style="color: darkblue">The Predator</span>===
: ''<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size:90%">A peerless pioneer who puts puzzle pieces into place. His prey? Perverse punks, both pitiful and pathetic. People proclaim he possesses plenary powers of precognition? Please. That's pedestrian pedantry, pal.</span>''
The best way to define a hunter is by his quarry. This hunter pursues only those that break the single rule of the game. The predator knows when to watch, when to stalk, and when to act. Just because you've seen the predator and survived unscathed does not necessarily mean that you are not his prey. However, it is not the shooting and slaying that entices this hunter. The thrill of the hunt itself is what drives him. Unearthing new zergers and catching liars and hypocrites red-handed is always preferred to bagging and tagging a rank-and-file cheat. Don't let that lull you into a false sense of security though...
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The Player

To properly portray the person playing? Preposterous. He plans, prowls, and pontificates. Has a penchant for pestering pretties, proceeding to prattle passion; proffers pizazz and produces panache.

Wholly ordinary and in no way worthy of suspicion. Advocate for fair play and crusader against hypocrisy. Supports the tasteful use of sentence fragments. Alliteration enthusiast. May or may not be currently playing.

The PKer

A pajamaed protagonist pondering possibilities. Promoting plight, provoking panic, promising pandemonium... The peril is palpable. Piety? Pointless.

A Zombie in Pajamas. A wolf in sheep's clothing. An unapologetic player killer— menace to many, but assuredly harmless; mostly. First and foremost, a LUEser.

Baptized in barhah, our protagonist sharpened his claws during a climactic clash: Caiger's first sacking. Such a fortuitous first strike as a fledgling zombie was surely an omen of things to come. Once LUE began to prominently feature death cultists in its strikes, ZiP was among the first to ?rise to the occasion. As a LUE cultist, he would go on to participate in a number of great battles, including the First Ruining of Fort Creedy, The Second Big Bash, Bashing Back: The Battle of Pitneybank, Battle of Barhapolis, Creedystock, as well as helping LUE to ruin every single mall in Malton.

Upon LUE's retirement, our protagonist's time to lead was finally at hand; and lead was what exactly he did. Mostly Harmless was formed, and soon after, something poetic happened.

The Predator

A peerless pioneer who puts puzzle pieces into place. His prey? Perverse punks, both pitiful and pathetic. People proclaim he possesses plenary powers of precognition? Please. That's pedestrian pedantry, pal.

The best way to define a hunter is by his quarry. This hunter pursues only those that break the single rule of the game. The predator knows when to watch, when to stalk, and when to act. Just because you've seen the predator and survived unscathed does not necessarily mean that you are not his prey. However, it is not the shooting and slaying that entices this hunter. The thrill of the hunt itself is what drives him. Unearthing new zergers and catching liars and hypocrites red-handed is always preferred to bagging and tagging a rank-and-file cheat. Don't let that lull you into a false sense of security though...


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