User:Det Briscoe

Fun Facts I, Briscoe? 1. He's a simple man. He likes pretty dark haired women and mac & cheese. 2. According to a Mexican census, 8 of his ex-wives are in Malton. 3. He's been known to make, "Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth." comments. 4. He brings a knife to a gun fight just to even the odds. 5. He once went to a psychic - to warn her. 6. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. 7. Ron Burgundy once asked him to wait outside with the horde. 8. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. 9. Sharks have a week named after him. 10. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas 11. He lives vicariously through himself. 12. If quantum physics is true, and given an infinite number of universes, he is dating Emma Watson. Malton Rangers This User or group supports the Malton Rangers in their never ending quest to aide the fair citizens of Malton, pursue classiness to the utmost, and stop barhah in all areas it rears its ugly head Channel 4 News Team Affiliate This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. A Colossus Of Class This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006. Urban Dead ID If Found As Such, Please Revive.