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===WELCOME===
===WELCOME===
As of As of 04/22/09, this page will be updated when possible with information regarding anything dealing with my two characters. Feel free to add your comments where it applies.
As of As of 04/22/09, this page will be updated when possible with information regarding anything dealing with my character. Feel free to add your comments where it applies.


===SARGE BARNES===
===SARGE BARNES===
==REVIVES & HEALING==
==REVIVES & HEALING==
It is on my wishes that [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1411349 Sarge] remain human whenever possible. I welcome all healing and revives where necessary, and many thanks for lending a helping hand!
It is on my wishes that [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1411349 Sarge] remain human whenever possible.  
I welcome all healing and revives where necessary, and many thanks for lending a helping hand!
 
 
 
 
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04.22.09 [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Jane_Cross Jane Cross] Revived (Eastonwood)
==KOS Statement==
All those violating game rules or committing deplorable acts shall be punished for their stupidity.  
Being an idiot shall result in your profile being added to my Kill On Sight list.  


04.29.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1429424 FiremanSamBam] healed for 30 HP (Eastonwood)
It doesn't matter how long ago the offense was...I will find you eventually.


04.30.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1402386 nyctos] healed for 10 HP (Eastonwood)


05.06.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1525705 ryuzuki] Revived (Yagoton)


05.09.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1385297 Erysipelothrix] healed for 10 HP (Eastonwood)


05.09.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=761550 Zenyatta] healed for 10 HP (Eastonwood)
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05.09.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1481093 AnarchED] healed for 40-50 HP (Eastonwood)
==QUOTES==
<b>Because existing in a humorless plane is boring</b>


05.11.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=122685 Apsara] healed for 10 HP (Eastonwood)


05.13.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1504810 Zhek Chopper] healed for 10 HP (Yagoton)
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1586468 falloutkid] said "why would u want light in a non resource building?"


==NOTABLE==
You say "Because the Skinz like to do it with the lights on."
The following users are honored for their good deeds.


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You say "::spins twister wheel:: Booty to blue!" to the fifty people nearest to you.


==NOTORIOUS==
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Vile enemies that shall be punished for their deplorable acts.


(o)  = 1st incident
You say "Don't ever try to bring that POS Pinto back here again!"


(oo) = 2nd incident & so on
(outside of Pring Auto Repair after dumping a body outside and taking a pistol shot at a feral)


(*)   = 1 successful act of revenge
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(The following was stated to a couple of zeds that kept demanding gang bangs and that humans grab their bananas. They had been halted and tossed outside of the Bainton Hotel, so I addressed their unanimaated corpses)


(*o)  = 1 incident that still requires revenge
You say "*whistles while swinging a newspaper* You boys just don't get proper etiquette now do you? *picks teeth* I do enjoy banana bread, and you were so colorful in demanding that they be grabbed...so let's strike a deal."


"How about I just cut these useless organs of yours off and bake them into some nice muffins. I mean, there isn't enough there to make a loaf, although at this junction of your existence, I could drop a loaf right in your gaping mouths...hmmm....choices."


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1465066 Satans Alley] Human traitor; eternally faithful to the hoards (*)
*flips out knife and smiles*


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=366091 Cornelius Agrippa] Attacked without reason (o)
"Glasgow smile time! *slices up [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=818967 818967] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=824669 824669] so that their 'smile' extends up past the cheek, then gets out camera* SMILE!


==MISC==
"Lovely lovely! Toodles! *giggles and skips away*"
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==NEWSPAPER WAR==
<b>Started because killing PKers for revenge gets a bit old after you have played the gamee for awhile...
not to mention that it is much more satisfying to constantly taunt with ridiculous things instead</b>




==THE BOX==
You say "Hey Okwari! What's the square root of 9?
...is open for comments.


You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper x3


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You say "Oh, Lord, bless this thy newspaper that with it thou mayest slap thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs...and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals..."


You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.


===ZOMBIE ELVIS===
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==GRAB ZAM AZZ!==
A list of humanz that have been subjected to fondling...


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1558286 Riesig]
You say "Hey Marv, shall I be the first to suggest a newspaper party?"


==BRA!NZ==
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper. x5
Humanz ga buhbah!


05.11.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1091885 rovo]
You say "You target the skins because we're working class blues with thin bracers and steel toed boots? My name's Sarge and I stomp on racist bigots, morons, and otherwise ignorant scum."


05.13.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1438394 Hertz Van Hire II]
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.


05.24.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1400407 Nils Jackson]
You say "You ever want to share a beer instead of guns, then you know where to find us."


05.28.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471961 gboy515duo]


06.29.09 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1498214 Jeanne Onmura]


        [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1383673 haaplo]
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==BARHAR==
==RIDICULOUS==
Noteworthy zombies out there that deserve much praise.
<b>I enjoy chaotic hilarity, and the following users have made me chuckle</b>


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1089783 GrizzledAncient]  punched you for 1 damage.
then said "Lol oops, I thought I was on my zed char. Lemme get you some heals."


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1562545 v4por] said "Haha Potter porter. When Harry outgrew butter beer, he went straight to stouts."


==GRAB HAM!==
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1562545 v4por] broadcast "New Brew, exclusive to Mester Arms
Zkers and the like that have somehow obtained my hatred.
Potter Porter. Cuz butter beer is for pussies.
Be sure to swing by the Mester Arms this St Patrick's Day
and get your hands on this exceptionally smooth stout beer" from here, on 25.92 MHz.  


(o)  = 1st incident
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1177982 Marvin Kurgan] slapped you with a newspaper.
"Damn! Thanx for the Potter Porter!"


(oo)  = 2nd incident & so on
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(*)  = 1 successful act of revenge
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1177982 Marvin Kurgan] said "The dead have been so boring around here lately, I welcome Natasha's bullshit. I mean, I love you guys and all, but man cannot live on booze, pills, weed, and twister alone- every now and again he needs some aggro, or why bother surviving in Malton at all"


(*o)  = 1 incident that still requires revenge
"So don't give me any of the defeatist song and dance... what happened to the Delta I used to know? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL no! Nothings over until we decide it is! Wermer is a dead man... Neidermeyer? DEAD! MARMALARDE- DEAD!"


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1177982 Marvin Kurgan] said "LET's GO! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of room*"


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1532688 Alorus] = ZKER (**o)
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1543054 3' Dog] said "....But the germans didn't....You know what, never mind."


[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1528335 John Ghastly] = ZKER (*)
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1468837 Sag Nein Zum Krieg] = ZKER (o)


==MISC==


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==THE BOX==
<b>...is open for comments.</b>


==BLOOD STAINS==
I wholeheartedly approve of your twister quote. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:53, 17 May 2010 (BST)
Leave your bloody smears for me to see.

Latest revision as of 22:31, 10 January 2013

WELCOME

As of As of 04/22/09, this page will be updated when possible with information regarding anything dealing with my character. Feel free to add your comments where it applies.

SARGE BARNES

REVIVES & HEALING

It is on my wishes that Sarge remain human whenever possible. I welcome all healing and revives where necessary, and many thanks for lending a helping hand!




KOS Statement

All those violating game rules or committing deplorable acts shall be punished for their stupidity. Being an idiot shall result in your profile being added to my Kill On Sight list.

It doesn't matter how long ago the offense was...I will find you eventually.




QUOTES

Because existing in a humorless plane is boring


falloutkid said "why would u want light in a non resource building?"

You say "Because the Skinz like to do it with the lights on."


You say "::spins twister wheel:: Booty to blue!" to the fifty people nearest to you.


You say "Don't ever try to bring that POS Pinto back here again!"

(outside of Pring Auto Repair after dumping a body outside and taking a pistol shot at a feral)


(The following was stated to a couple of zeds that kept demanding gang bangs and that humans grab their bananas. They had been halted and tossed outside of the Bainton Hotel, so I addressed their unanimaated corpses)

You say "*whistles while swinging a newspaper* You boys just don't get proper etiquette now do you? *picks teeth* I do enjoy banana bread, and you were so colorful in demanding that they be grabbed...so let's strike a deal."

"How about I just cut these useless organs of yours off and bake them into some nice muffins. I mean, there isn't enough there to make a loaf, although at this junction of your existence, I could drop a loaf right in your gaping mouths...hmmm....choices."

  • flips out knife and smiles*

"Glasgow smile time! *slices up 818967 and 824669 so that their 'smile' extends up past the cheek, then gets out camera* SMILE!

"Lovely lovely! Toodles! *giggles and skips away*"


NEWSPAPER WAR

Started because killing PKers for revenge gets a bit old after you have played the gamee for awhile... not to mention that it is much more satisfying to constantly taunt with ridiculous things instead


You say "Hey Okwari! What's the square root of 9?

You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper x3


You say "Oh, Lord, bless this thy newspaper that with it thou mayest slap thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs...and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals..."

You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.


You say "Hey Marv, shall I be the first to suggest a newspaper party?"

You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper. x5

You say "You target the skins because we're working class blues with thin bracers and steel toed boots? My name's Sarge and I stomp on racist bigots, morons, and otherwise ignorant scum."

You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.

You say "You ever want to share a beer instead of guns, then you know where to find us."



RIDICULOUS

I enjoy chaotic hilarity, and the following users have made me chuckle

GrizzledAncient punched you for 1 damage. then said "Lol oops, I thought I was on my zed char. Lemme get you some heals."

v4por said "Haha Potter porter. When Harry outgrew butter beer, he went straight to stouts."

v4por broadcast "New Brew, exclusive to Mester Arms Potter Porter. Cuz butter beer is for pussies. Be sure to swing by the Mester Arms this St Patrick's Day and get your hands on this exceptionally smooth stout beer" from here, on 25.92 MHz.

Marvin Kurgan slapped you with a newspaper. "Damn! Thanx for the Potter Porter!"


Marvin Kurgan said "The dead have been so boring around here lately, I welcome Natasha's bullshit. I mean, I love you guys and all, but man cannot live on booze, pills, weed, and twister alone- every now and again he needs some aggro, or why bother surviving in Malton at all"

"So don't give me any of the defeatist song and dance... what happened to the Delta I used to know? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL no! Nothings over until we decide it is! Wermer is a dead man... Neidermeyer? DEAD! MARMALARDE- DEAD!"

Marvin Kurgan said "LET's GO! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of room*"

3' Dog said "....But the germans didn't....You know what, never mind."




THE BOX

...is open for comments.

I wholeheartedly approve of your twister quote. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 16:53, 17 May 2010 (BST)