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5. He spent a week in Creedy trying to think up a new color. | 5. He spent a week in Creedy trying to think up a new color. | ||
6. He misses Winka | 6. He misses [[The_Winka_Memorial|Winka]] | ||
7. [[User:Ron Burgundy|Ron Burgundy]] once asked him to wait outside with the horde. | 7. [[User:Ron Burgundy|Ron Burgundy]] once asked him to wait outside with the horde. | ||
8. [[The_Dead]] | 8. [[The_Dead|The Dead]] listed him as their emergency contact number. | ||
9. Sharks have a week named after him. | 9. Sharks have a week named after him. | ||
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Fun Facts I, Briscoe? 1. He's a simple man. He likes pretty dark haired women and mac & cheese. 2. According to a Mexican census, 8 of his ex-wives are in Malton. 3. His mind was blown when he realized "The Land Before Time" lied to him; more time passed between when Stegosaurus went extinct and Tyrannosaurus lived, then between when he and Tyrannosaurus lived. 4. He brings tinsel to a gun fight just to even the odds. 5. He spent a week in Creedy trying to think up a new color. 6. He misses Winka 7. Ron Burgundy once asked him to wait outside with the horde. 8. The Dead listed him as their emergency contact number. 9. Sharks have a week named after him. 10. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. 11. He lives vicariously through himself. 12. If quantum physics is true, and given an infinite number of universes, he is dating Emma Watson. 13. According to Marcel Swann, 'the cades are loose' is a Briscoe dog whistle.
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