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=Testimonials=
Here at Edmund we take pride in our work, be it a simple physical exam or a grueling 14-hour surgical odyssey into the innards of some poor, zombah-chewed soul. Please take the time to read some of these testimonials from a few of our patients, and feel free to add your own! --[[User:Jokimoto|Doc Smithsfieldsoner]]
* "You know, I'd have thought that broken-off zed foot was never coming outta my ass! But the Docs at Edmund had it extracted in no time at all." User preferred not to sign.
*"Everyone likes to make fun of Proctologists till you've got a zombie foot up your ass.  Then suddenly we're your best friends!  Keep up the good work Doc Smithsfieldsoner and the rest there at Edmund. (P.S. your dues are two years in arrears) " -Ira J. Kodner, M.D. [http://www.fascrs.org/ The American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons]
*"The doctors there were great! Not only were they able to perform surgery on my gaping chest wounds, they were also able to fix my broken wristwatch! Thanks!" -Watchman
*"[[Lebende Tote|The Totes]] can attest to Edmund's unoffical slogan 'We want your bowels moving'. Our super secret zombie spy, Mouth of the Totes, stopped by to grab a few FAKs. During Mouth's stay, Doc '3 Fingers' Smithsfieldsoner did (a) battery (of tests) on a sleeping Mouth's innards. Mouth exited Edmunds sore, but with a clean bill of health and a cleaner colon. Remember, get prostate tests early, get prostate tests often! (P.S. To receive payment, please stop by the Merson. Thank you.)" -[[Lebende Tote]]
*"I didn't think I'd find a rhinoplasty in Malton - even though my insurance certificate is valid until September. So imagine my delight when the nice doctors at Edmund General offered to rearrange my face for free!" - Amanda J Hopkins.
 
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Testimonials

Here at Edmund we take pride in our work, be it a simple physical exam or a grueling 14-hour surgical odyssey into the innards of some poor, zombah-chewed soul. Please take the time to read some of these testimonials from a few of our patients, and feel free to add your own! --Doc Smithsfieldsoner

  • "You know, I'd have thought that broken-off zed foot was never coming outta my ass! But the Docs at Edmund had it extracted in no time at all." User preferred not to sign.
  • "Everyone likes to make fun of Proctologists till you've got a zombie foot up your ass. Then suddenly we're your best friends! Keep up the good work Doc Smithsfieldsoner and the rest there at Edmund. (P.S. your dues are two years in arrears) " -Ira J. Kodner, M.D. The American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons
  • "The doctors there were great! Not only were they able to perform surgery on my gaping chest wounds, they were also able to fix my broken wristwatch! Thanks!" -Watchman
  • "The Totes can attest to Edmund's unoffical slogan 'We want your bowels moving'. Our super secret zombie spy, Mouth of the Totes, stopped by to grab a few FAKs. During Mouth's stay, Doc '3 Fingers' Smithsfieldsoner did (a) battery (of tests) on a sleeping Mouth's innards. Mouth exited Edmunds sore, but with a clean bill of health and a cleaner colon. Remember, get prostate tests early, get prostate tests often! (P.S. To receive payment, please stop by the Merson. Thank you.)" -Lebende Tote
  • "I didn't think I'd find a rhinoplasty in Malton - even though my insurance certificate is valid until September. So imagine my delight when the nice doctors at Edmund General offered to rearrange my face for free!" - Amanda J Hopkins.