User:PyroSadist

PyroSadist

The man he is now came from Dunell Hills; the man he was before is lost ... even to himself.

By his own account, he recalled sitting on the edge of death in a state of delirium. The recently deceased crept upon him and the story might have ended there.

Instead, a Great Design manifested, forcing the man out of consciousness and destroying his would-be killers.

When he regained a semblance of consciousness, the remnants of a fiery catastrophe remained. He struggled hard against the petrol vapors and fumes recently liberated from cubicles, office chairs, and ceiling tiles. It was then he was addressed by THE VOICE.

THE VOICE explained itself to be that of Phlogistera, Fire Goddess. She explained that she had opened his mind to the mysteries of The Cleansing Flame by revealing to him Her Great Design. It was now the man's choice to continue his pathetic life or be the first of Her sacred Fryers--to explore, promote, and pursue Enlightenment and The Path of Burnination.

In the presence of such an awesome force, the man chose to be Her Fryer. He walks Malton, spreading Phlogistera's Word. He seeks the other Fryers to better walk The Path of Burnination so that he might embrace The Cleansing Flame.

He calls himself PyroSadist and only regrets that his mind was too weak to see and understand the full splendor of Phlogistera's Great Design.

PyroSadist's favorite [Fire Cult] Graffiti

• Embrace The Cleansing Flame! [Fire Cult]
• YOU can walk The Path of Burnination [Fire Cult]
• Will you walk The Path of Burnination? [Fire Cult]
• Phlogistera calls, Fryers answer [Fire Cult]
• Need a light? [Fire Cult of Phlogistera]
• Phlogistera, give me fuel give me fire [Fire Cult]
• Home is where the hearth is [Fire Cult]
• Putting 'Arson' back in 'Arsenal' [Fire Cult]
• Phlogistera, Thy might is thermite [Fire Cult]
• Ignite Enlightenment! [Fire Cult]
• The Truth doesn't hurt ... it burns [Fire Cult]
• You CANNOT extinguish Enlightenment [Fire Cult]
• What darkness conceals, fire reveals [Fire Cult]
• Word of Phlogistera spreads like fire [Fire Cult]

Timeline

December 2015

• Spent the month keeping Fryerbank's Mobile-Phone Mast, nearby factory, and auto repair shop powered, as well as a lookout tower, Police Department and NT Building, when possible.

• Became tacit friends with ever-present local Czerina Summers, who has yet to speak a word to PyroSadist.

• Broadcast public service announcements over many frequencies letting folks know about district radio stations, where to report PKings, and the like.

• Witnessed a languid disappearance of the Zombot Queen presence.

November 2015

• Had a chance encounter with one of Zombot Queen's members, who wrecked his HQ in Fryerbank and seemingly claimed it as their own.

• Has returned, once more, to Fryerbank to lend assistance to survivors therein and investigate the existence of other Fryers.

October 2015

• Claims to have remotely viewed the entirety of numerous suburbs. In the Northwest: Dakerstown, Jensentown, Quarlesbank. In the Northeast: Dulston, Pescodside, Dunningwood, Gibsonton, Heytown, Spracklingbank, Paynterton, Peppardville, Pitneybank, and Starlingtown. In the Southeast: Kempsterbank. Has recorded these visions via automatic writings, which he freely shares with those he meets.

• Traveling on foot, he claims to have scouted all of Houldenbank, Osmondville, and Pennville, as well as large portions of Vinetown, Whittenside, and Penny Heights.

• Rousing himself from a nigh catatonic state, the man has quested to Vinetown from Pennville to claim a new robe and mitre from St. John's Cathedral.

June 2014

• After nearly a month of fasting, punishing exploration, and automatic writing; the man has returned to Fryerbank to improve the suburb. He claims to have seen (either in person or through remote viewing) no fewer than 16 suburbs and informed passersby of their each and every detail.

May 2014

• A Vision - while gathering kindling for a fire, he pulled an old map of Malton off a wall. He noted how previous inhabitants had scribbled notations about which buildings were safe and was covered with sticky notes detailing the movements of the Hordes. Just as he was about to ball it up and throw it in an improvised burn barrel, Phlogistera whispered to him. The map spontaneously combusted in his hands and he knew that She was telling him it was time to Enlighten Malton regarding the status of its buildings. Perhaps, they'd finally be able to choose which path to walk.

• Feeling the Yetis were pitted in a losing battle, he took to the road (especially after the Yetis were identified as Zerg scum).

• On the way to Fryerbank, he decided to help the Yetis in their mission to reclaim/rebuild Whittenside.

• Began making his way to Fryerbank after deciding its name was a guidepost to locate other Fryers.

See Also

Fire Cult