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|style="width:9%; text-align: center; border-left:solid 2px #736F6E; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=105 '''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Forum</span>''']
|style="width:20%; text-align: center; border-left:solid 2px #736F6E; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=105 '''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Barhah.com</span>''']
|style="width:8%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [[DoHS|'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">DoHS</span>''']]
|style="width:20%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [irc://irc.nexuswar.com/rrf-ud'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">IRC</span>''']
|style="width:8%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [[AU10|'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">AU10</span>''']]
|style="width:20%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23rrf-ud&server=irc.nexuswar.com'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Mibbit</span>''']
|style="width:10%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [[GMT_Breakfast_Club|'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">GMT-BC</span>''']]
|style="width:20%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=134&t=15556&start=999999'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Open buildings</span>''']
|style="width:16%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [[Barhahville_Constabulary|'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">The Constables</span>''']]
|style="width:20%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=211'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Join us!</span>''']
|style="width:12%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [[Gore_Corps|'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Gore Corps</span>''']]
|style="width:15%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [[DoHS/TeamAmerica|'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Team America</span>''']]
|style="width:15%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=211'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">Recruitment</span>''']
|style="width:8%; text-align: center; border-right:solid 2px #736F6E"| [irc://irc2.nexuswar.com/rrf-ud'''<span style="color: #aac1fc">IRC</span>''']
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! <span style="color:#FFFF00"><center>Team</center></span> || <span style="color:#FFFF00"><span title="Universal Coordinated Time – a.k.a. GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) (note: most of Europe is GMT+1, GMT+2 or GMT+3 in Summer)" style="border-bottom:1px dotted" id=title><center>GMT</center></span></span> || <span style="color:#FFFF00"><span title="Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-4)" style="border-bottom:1px dotted" id=title><center>EDT</center></span></span> || <span style="color:#FFFF00"><span title="Pacific Daylight Time (UTC-7)" style="border-bottom:1px dotted" id=title><center>PDT</center></span></span> || <span style="color:#FFFF00"><span title="Australian Eastern Standard Time (UTC+9)" style="border-bottom:1px dotted" id=title><center>AEST</center></span></span>
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| <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><span title="The Barhahville Constabulary">Constables</span></span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">23:30</span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">19:30</span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">16:30</span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">09:30</span></center>
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| <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><span title="The Gore Corps">GC</span></span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">??:??</span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">??:??</span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">??:??</span></center> || <center><span style="color:#FFFFFF">??:??</span></center>
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<div style="text-align: justify; padding: 0px 10px"><span style="color: white">The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front|{{c|yellow|Ridleybank Resistance Front}}]] wants you!  Are you a lonely zambah, wandering aimlessly through the streets of Malton, tired of bashing cades by yourself and hardly reaching the nammah branz inside?  Are you a harman, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over who put what on which danger map report?  Then join us, the RRF.  We want to give you the fun you're searching for.</span>
<div style="text-align: justify; padding: 0px 10px"><span style="color: white">The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front|{{c|yellow|Ridleybank Resistance Front}}]] wants you!  Are you a lonely zombie, tired of bashing barricades by yourself and rarely reaching the tasty brains on the other side?  Are you a survivor, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over barricade levels and danger reports?  Then join us - the RRF - we want to give you the fun you're searching for!</span>


<span style="color: white">We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire city, and have been for literally years.  We have been eating branz, zmazhing barnz and having a huge blast while doing it since September 2005.  We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.</span>
<span style="color: white">We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005.  We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.</span>


<span style="color: white">Old player with tons of skills?  You are most welcome to bring your experience to us.  New player with not even Ankle Grab?  We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide.  If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the DoHS, and rampage about.  Like the coordinated action of strike teams?  We have three to choose from at various times of day - [[Auxunit 10|{{c|yellow|Auxunit 10}}]], [[GMT Breakfast Club|{{c|yellow|GMT Breakfast Club}}]], and [[DoHS/TeamAmerica|{{c|yellow|Team America}}]].  Can't quite give up on the ammo and oxygen?  The [[Gore Corps|{{c|yellow|Gore Corps}}]], THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use.</span>
<span style="color: white">Old player with tons of skills?  You are most welcome to bring your experience to us.  New player without even Ankle Grab?  We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide.  If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the [[Department_of_Homeland_Security|{{c|yellow|Department of Homeland Security}}]], and rampage about the homeland.  Like the coordinated action of strike teams?  We have two to choose from at various times of day - [[Auxunit 10|{{c|yellow|Auxunit 10}}]] and [[Barhahville_Constabulary|{{c|yellow|The Constables}}]].  Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen?  The [[Gore Corps|{{c|yellow|Gore Corps}}]], THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use.</span>


<span style="color: white">And foremost, the Front is a family.  We look out for each other in a way many harmanz, and even some zambahz, still have yet to learn.  Our leader is Papa in more than just name, and those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have.  For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you.  Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips.  We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too.  Come and play!<div style="color: #FFFFFF; text-align: right; font-size: small">--[[User:MHSstaff|MHSstaff]] 18:06, 19 December 2009 (UTC))</div></span></div>
<span style="color: white">And foremost, the Front is a family.  We look out for each other in a way many harman - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn.  Our leader is Papa in more than just name, and those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have.  For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you.  Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips.  We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too.  Come and [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=211|{{c|yellow|play!}}]</span></div>
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SHOUT OUT TO [[User:MHSstaff]] for the layout and design of this recruitment advert, all I did was improve and update the links, and add the strike time table, fuck yeah.

Latest revision as of 01:47, 14 August 2016

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Barhah.com IRC Mibbit Open buildings Join us!
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Team
GMT
EDT
PDT
AEST
AU10
18:00
14:00
11:00
04:00
Constables
23:30
19:30
16:30
09:30
GC
??:??
??:??
??:??
??:??
The Ridleybank Resistance Front wants you! Are you a lonely zombie, tired of bashing barricades by yourself and rarely reaching the tasty brains on the other side? Are you a survivor, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over barricade levels and danger reports? Then join us - the RRF - we want to give you the fun you're searching for!

We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.

Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the Department of Homeland Security, and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - Auxunit 10 and The Constables. Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen? The Gore Corps, THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use.

And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harman - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Our leader is Papa in more than just name, and those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and play!


SHOUT OUT TO User:MHSstaff for the layout and design of this recruitment advert, all I did was improve and update the links, and add the strike time table, fuck yeah.

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