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|colspan=2 style="background: #333333; color: #E18B6B; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''Edward Katanahands'''
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"| '''Profile'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1078168 Edward Katanahands]
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Group'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|[[Columbine Kids]]
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Sub-Group'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|None
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Goals'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|Kill everything, kill everything.
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Recruitment'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Columbine_Kids Bomb the livin' bejeepers out of those forces.]
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Contact'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Edward_Katanahands Hate-Mail]
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Style'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|[[Player Killer]]
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B; border-right:solid 1px #E18B6B"|'''Favorite Weapon'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #E18B6B"|Katana or Battletank.
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Yes, everybody dies. [[Image:Rawk.gif]]<br>
My youth is wasted - I'm evasive and vague.<br>
I'm a headless beast - I'm a subtle plague.<br>
I'm a cheatin' liar - I am naked terror.<br>
I hurt - I wound - I'm a fatal error.<br>
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Like totally.<br>
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Are you lonely? Did I embarassed you in front of the class with my guns and knives?<br>
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It's okay, it was innevitable. This is the Apocalypse, you know. I've been playin' DOOM for 16 fuckin' years waitin' for this shit to go down. I knew it. I told you, you motherfuckers! I'm fuckin' hardcore! I been geared up and ready for this shit since 1999. I've got a trenchcoat full of katanas, Mossberg Pumps up the yin-yang, janglin' like a wind chime, my Desert Eagle's plated gold, like some King Tut shit! I even stole a battletank from Fort Creedy and stocked it full of bazookas, cigarettes and hot pockets! Best check yo'self, cause I'm 'bout to go 9/11 on that ass! (not in a gay way).<br>
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Think you got what it takes to hang with the [[Columbine Kids|Columbine Kids]]? Or you just wanna [[Talk:Columbine Kids|talk shit]]? Bring your dad's guns and let's do this, Brutus! MOAR AMMO!!<br>
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'''Merits and Ribbons:'''<br>
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Awarded for honorable [[DEM|DEM]] service:<br>
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'''Heroic Achievements and Utter Failures:'''<br>
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Listed on the [[Trenchcoater/List|Trenchcoater Wall of Shame]].<br>
Listed on the [[Trenchcoater/List|Trenchcoater Wall of Shame]].<br>
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Awarded for honorable [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Foreign_Legion French Foreign Legion] service:<br>
{{Samhain Slaughter3}}<br>
They gave me a pretty badass hat, all the other graduates got a sissy-ass Kepi Blanc.<br>
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"I actually get PKers, but Columbine Kids is ultra offensive. http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/1078168" - CaptKC<br>
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"A Miyamoto Musashi quote for you, Edward: "I must say that to die with one's sword still sheathed is most regrettable." http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/1078168" - Erica Rackham<br>
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''"The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death."'' - Miyamoto Musashi<br>
Translated: ''"Fuck it." - Edward K.''
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"Edward, the last BHer you met gave you a quote, so I think I shall too. But I'm a bit more of a Sun Tzu kinda girl: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected. Sun Tzu, The Art of War : http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/1078168" - Raven Corvus<br>
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"He's got the entire place smelling like dead people." - Joshua Kennedy
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'''[http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1078168| Bounty]'''<br/>
<small>''A list of all kills that have been reported.''</small>
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'''[[User:Edward Katanahands/Kills|Kills]]'''<br/>  
<small>''A list of all kills.''</small>  
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'''[[User:Edward Katanahands/Sandbox|Sandbox]]'''<br/>  
<small>''Homework.''</small>  
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The Unknown Warrior<br>
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Latest revision as of 06:43, 15 September 2018

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Edward Katanahands
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Profile Edward Katanahands
Group Columbine Kids
Sub-Group None
Goals Kill everything, kill everything.
Recruitment Bomb the livin' bejeepers out of those forces.
Contact Hate-Mail
Style Player Killer
Favorite Weapon Katana or Battletank.

My youth is wasted - I'm evasive and vague.
I'm a headless beast - I'm a subtle plague.
I'm a cheatin' liar - I am naked terror.
I hurt - I wound - I'm a fatal error.

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Heroic Achievements and Utter Failures:

Listed on the Trenchcoater Wall of Shame.

790059786 s-1-.gif Trick-or-Treat
This user trick-or-treated at Dowdney Mall, Nov 1st 2009.


"I actually get PKers, but Columbine Kids is ultra offensive. http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/1078168" - CaptKC

"A Miyamoto Musashi quote for you, Edward: "I must say that to die with one's sword still sheathed is most regrettable." http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/1078168" - Erica Rackham

"Edward, the last BHer you met gave you a quote, so I think I shall too. But I'm a bit more of a Sun Tzu kinda girl: Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected. Sun Tzu, The Art of War : http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/1078168" - Raven Corvus

"He's got the entire place smelling like dead people." - Joshua Kennedy

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Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.

Bounty
A list of all kills that have been reported.


Kills
A list of all kills.


Sandbox
Homework.


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