Trenchcoater/List

A list of found trenchcoaters in Malton. Please don't add groups to this list.

• Billy The Judge His Voice is deep and gravely
• The T
• Christopher Hunt 78 shotguns?---
  • He has katanas in his ass. It's a joke. (I hope)
• irish joe shotgun toting- check. Foul language, check. Cold stare, Check. No trench coat however...
• Ancillosax - Says he is wearing bloodstained army fatigues but in fact is wearing nothing...
• velesot
• Forest Greyham - Only noticed this guy because he tagged "Secured by Forest Greyham" inside the building he'd supposedly barricaded. Ironically it was zombie-infested when I found it. He survived. By running away.
• Speedman360 - Just read his description...
• Gordon Treeman - He even has a massive tank.
• Edward Katanahands Yes, everyone dies. Operates an M1 Abrams, armed to the teeth.

He's from Columbine Kids. So apparently, PKers aren't above this kind of behavior they claim to hate so much...

• Torqueknot
• Ben Freeman Duel Identities! Way to go! By Life, he is a simple 'ass kicker' wearing a trenchcoat and dealing out headshots by the dozen. In Death, Apparently he is a half human, half zombie. I call him Manzombig
• BladeSlayer
• GravewalkersArsenal - Aside from his wonderful description, note that he's level 14 and has no healing skills. He was level 13 when he was first linked here and at the time didn't have Construction. (As a sidenote, an unloaded minigun weighs upwards of 130 pounds.)
  • Miniguns are real?
    • They are in fact. A minigun is essentially a miniature Vulcan cannon, which is how they got the name.
      • Four desert eagles? O shit, watch out for this guy.
        • Miniguns are real, try to carry one (which is impossible unless you're a goddamn bodybuilder who can carry 130 pounds, but imagine you are) while shooting it, you'll simply go flying. Also, 4 Deagles? Firing one with one hand already hurts...
          • I guess he fires 2 with each hand cause he's so badass?
            • With the amount of firearms they carry around, one might mistake them for an autistic incredible hulk...
• Manowar313
• Sgt. Piper- Zombie descriptions states he bought the "stupid rotter skill" a few years ago without knowing what it did.
• Databob
• The Wesker
• Callan Hunter
• Trenchcoat
• Grue in a Trenchcoat
• Colonel O'Neill
• stupit355
• BLACK TRENCH COAT - shambling....rotting...corpse....in..A BLACK TRENCH COAT!
• jasonstokes - Has A Very Dramatic Profile.
• christofloyd - Here's a fairly basic diet trenchie.
• Edgar Hines
• creedy defence force - yes, the entire group.
• Noob 'Pwner - It's a 1337coater!
• Rain Steelwind - He said "Guys, if any of you are bored, there's plenty of action going on in the Haslock building at Chancelwood. They could use heals, sticks, or guns there." in Dulston
• Takezo Kensei - Katana, check. Tall and silent, check. Bonus points for the eyepatch. Triple word score for "He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next." (Profile has since been altered.)
  • Just for the record, Takezo Kensei is a character from the TV series Heroes. His character description is also a quote from the aforementioned character.
    • Not a trenchcoat-related but his Zombie-description is also a quote from Gladiator, incase anybody was interested.
• Breaks
• Stereotypetrenchoat Weapons that don't exist in game, check. Scars, check. Tall, dark and silent? T-T-T-T-TRIPLE WORD SCORE! Bonus points for the eyepatch
• Scientist Tanis A Labcoater to match the best of them. Notice the project he "headed", and how he applies the syringes to Zeds. Also note that his only gun skill is headshot.
• Nahodny Send him to do it. Unless he really doesn't want to.
• Redbolt An Anime-esque Trenchie. We first have the kind of person who would under no circumstances have survived the initial outbreak (Come on, 17 year old blonde school girl?). Next we have the two 'Kodachis' (Essentially Katanas) and a hunting rifle.

• Ralain (needs profile): Well, you really should just read This Broadcast. 5AP to kill a zed? ROFL --Blanemcc 17:09, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

(Actually, that wasn't me, I believe I wasn't at Creedy, but I remember broadcasting HALF of that, you know- everything not in ALL APS)--Ralain 18:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)]

• Emoch Noh 2: A surprisingly classy Trenchcoater. May be Ron in disguise
• Sharp93: He compensate the lack of Trenchcoat with some pretty epic speech!
• JackZhu He has TWO radios! Oh no!
  • For hilarity's sake I keep no less than FIVE radios on me. Let's see those fleshbags do something now! Aaarrgh 05:19, 4 October 2011 (BST)
• Subupelle And look at his Real Name, too.
• hamradiodude Witnessed during the BB2 seige of The Morrish Building:
  • hamradiodude said "damn, that 173 outside is too active right now. I had to use a fak every time I fired a gun" (30 minutes ago)
  • hamradiodude said "I say that we should use X:00 strategy on them!. At 3:00zulu, everybody run outside at the same time, empty your guns, and get back in by 3:10z." (29 minutes ago)
    • And he's clearly living up to his, "Protect Giddings at all costs," bullshit.
• a Bradley M2A3: Not satisfied with simply carrying weapons, this trenchcoater has decided to actually BE a weapon. Naturally it is a weapon not actually in the game.
• Borya Watched "300" a little too much...
• Sho DAN A kill count on his profile- to show how badass he is. Also was killing at revive points- cause he's that badass.
• Sylvok Veradere He spent a helluva lot of time engraving those skulls.......
• Trenchcoat 517 He's really fucked up!
• Christopher Hunt Just read his 'awesome' profile.
• Sindraq 100% pure clueless trenchie. Gasmask, black coat, black trousers and steel tipped boots. During siege he moaned about 'cades, since he couldn't go out to waste his ammo and ap.
• BlackHeart3 His soul is dark and cold like a prune.
• Ishmael88Armed with 8 pistols, 5 shotguns, and enough ammo to supply a small army. What a badass.
• Sazahn Anyone who knows who he is knows he's probably the biggest trenchcoater in the entire game. Plus, he's the leader of the Shining Crest Mercenary Co., that automatically makes him a trenchie.
• William Stones Note the reiteration of all the clothes he's wearing.
  • Leather jacket, flak jacket, THEN trench coat? How does he move?! Aaarrgh 05:25, 4 October 2011 (BST)
• Zhang Zuolin Fairly basic trenchie. Loses extra points for the stupid faux-Asian name.
• Ashkiba de Fountaine The description really says it all. Twin katanas, a rifle, and he's got a cape, people...a CAPE!
• Axeblade Firestorm I think someone's "awesome" D&D character is making his Urban Dead debut.
• Bohemond Hauteville He'll rend yo ass asunder. (The "conquer Antioch" quote in his profile may disqualify this one from true trenchcoatery.)
• Timmy the Trenchie I PWND ALL YALLZ TR3NCH13Z LOL!!!!
• xVENGEANCEx So totally hardcore you can't even look at him for long.
• Major Azzhole His face is well worn and tired, probably because he carries a grenade launcher and a machine gun around on his back.
• Colonel Maximillian Veers Apparently the Empire is invading our fair town!
• Lt Cobra PKers are not immune to trenchcoatery. He's gonna get hepatitis from those filthy boots and gloves.
• KilrRotzcomes into the mall and yells "listen people, anyone available come with me and get rid of zeds. Headshot users are more required. Healers stay and search for FAKs. Cader keep going on, overcade if possible!!" if that aint a trenchie...well
• Kira Vikenti Not only do you find her presence startling, the player's real name is listed as "Dark Vanquisher." I assume Dark is the child of Ted and Florence Vanquisher.
• Dvowr
• eye of skut pretty much into the whole mythical dwarf roaming Malton situation
• Antonio McTrench He's so badass that even his own shadow is afraid of him! At level 1!
  • Just look at his name. It's an obvious joke.
• 1812lsd The worst trenchcoater in the whole effin' game. Someone truly deserving of a shot right through the head.
• Andile A friggin scarf of woven zombie hair....
• GildenSturn Damn, that's a heckuva big wolf spider. Someone pass the Raid, please?
• Nikolai Romanowski [1] Check the link. Yet another moron who kills zombies outside and wields "dual pistols".
• BGTB2005 And this one isn't even a parody trenchie. More of a militarycoater to be honest though.
• l4d player I truly doubt he has even half the firepower he says he has. I'll get my zombie alt to munch on his bra!nz sometime soon.
• Ro Gan the apparent "cause" of the zombie outbreak.
• Rekills "Because everyone else is just food." -Rekills
• Simyaz Farsight A good old American soldier...
• Brenton652
• icke Is tall. Is ex-armed forces (Hungarian, in this case). Is scarred. Is probably a militarycoater.

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