Talk:Dartside Whiners

The GA

And talking like Victorians is hilarious. --Dann

Their speech is about as Victorian as the lingual mashup that you hear in most J-pop. --Char

Dann.As to the message you sent me I have checked my facts you altered v2blasts post.You sir are an imbecile and a coward. Dr.Love Duke P.S. We most certainly "balled your grandma" what are you slovenly dogs going to do about it? 11:46, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Your 'English' is awful! How ironic, you claim to be gentlemen, yet you conduct yourself without much dignity when typing, obviously. Heard of punctuation? How the fuck did I alter V2's post? He was the only one to post we need help from the shadows, not me, so stop being a dickhead, and read what I'm saying. I'm the imbecile? Least our group doesn't have a gimmick. Really, this whole 'war' is one big joke, along with your group. Once we beat the shite out of you, I really hope that'll be the end of the matter, been quite the waste of time mixing with you amatuers. I pity you really. Relying on unfunny jokes as the crux of your group, undoubtly amusing each other with idiotic phrases. Now why don't you shut up, bring your shitty group, paper mache top hats and all, and we'll fucking back up our words. Now fuck off, I don't want to speak of the matter again. --Dann

PS. Intelligence isn't obviously your strong point. It says YOU BALLED YOUR GRANDMA. Why the fuck would we say you fucked our grandma? Sheesh, we're dealing with right dunces here. Fucking get some glasses, it's evident you're can't reading correctly. Note to the GA, don't let this douchebag speak for you, he's not doing a very good job. Get someone competent as spokesperson.

...This is getting pretty funny, I have to say. --V2Blast 12:48, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Remember Remember the 5th of November

Good soldiers and civilians of Malton, I speak to you with the desire for freedom and liberation. Where is my heart set, my desire bound to be let out? Ridleybank, brothers and sisters. Please remember the 5th of November, the day all of Malton shall take Ridleybank back from the evil menace. Tell all you know to join your flanks and charge!

--Codename V 09:45, 4 May 2006 (BST)

• ...Right. You do know that November isn't for another 6 months? --V2Blast 22:48, 7 May 2006 (BST)

B.A.C.H.Z. Alliance

The members of the B.A.C.H.Z are interested in your offer of an Alliance; however, we are currently very preoccuppied with a crisis of our own, and regrettably will not be able to provide assistance until the situation is resolved. We sincerely believe that both our groups will benefit from this nonetheless, and are eager to continues discussions on how we can make this a reality. I will continue to monitor this page, but can also be reached in-game as Kenny Matthews. We look forward to hearing from you. --Kenny Matthews 04:10, 25 April 2006 (BST)

Kenny, that's not a problem. We might even be able to give you a hand, or sort out some help. What is your current problem? As for the alliance, I'm all for it, it can only help both of us, as you've said. Let me know what your problem is, and hopefully I might be able to sort something out to help. If there's nothing else to sort out, I think you can list us as a ally on your page. -- Dann 10:59, 26 April 2006 (BST)

Excellent news. I shall do that straight away. As for our plight, we shall leave it to more secure modes of communication... --Kenny Matthews 16:16, 25 April 2006 (BST)

Recruitment Page

Your ad on the Recruitment page is about to expire, please update within 48 hours to avoid removal. Thanks, --John Rove 03:05, 28 April 2006 (BST)

Done. --V2Blast 21:21, 29 April 2006 (BST)

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