User:TheLazySamurai

Overview

Hi, I'm TheLazySamurai. I decided to write this as a sort of journal keeping track of my events and encounters in Urban Dead. I feel that maybe this will help all players both new and experienced as they will be able to see what is going on in Malton. I will try to be as detailed as possible, maybe even adding to this as I play. Either way I hope you enjoy this.

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In The Beginning

Before I began to write this journal, I have seen things. Many things that to this day bring me great horror.I was just an everyday person, with an everyday job. I didn't think anything of those NecroTechs. But then again...

Anyways so I was left behind while many people got out, but so what I thought they would come back for me. I was wrong. Then I began to encounter them, the things...zombies! I at first attempted to stake it out with some other survivors at the nearby Frossard Place Police Department, then I figured I should go to the mall. Bigger, safer? Thompson Mall sure was safe and I stayed there for a while. I occasionally went out hunting some of the zeds. Get some practice with some weapons, just in case. Then one day I caught word of a friend of mine. Veste! He was up in Earletown. I decided to meet up with him there. Dangerous yes but then again, I encountered next to no zeds on my trip. Anyways I met up with him and we went to Pescodside. We were in the Headland Street Fire Station for a bit then we moved to Grosser Crescent Pd. All the while hunting those zeds. One day Veste just dissapeared. I went looking for him but never did find him.

That's when I went to Treweeke Mall. Since then I have been making zed runs for days. Hopefully I'll eventually find some zedspy and get a chance to teach those two-timers a lesson.

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Journal Start

2008

August

I woke up early. I don't know why. Could have been from the radio, maybe the shouting of the zeds surrounding one of the nearby NT buildings. I ask around for an update on what has been happening. I find out that:

Silverius General Hospital has some surgeons and docters workign to heal hunters who are attacking the zeds outside.

Shelly Grove School is protected and considered a safe zone.

St. Matheo's fell 15 hours ago.

Some survivors are under attack at Halifax Auto Repair.

St.Matheo's Hospital and Kempsterbank have been ruined and are empty. Also being repaired and re-caded.

St.George's gennerator needs repairing.

Real Gamer a.k.a Lord Galthorne was spotted in West Grayside.

Ackland's SW corner has been breached.

Real Gamer a.k.a Lord Galthorne was killed.

Meaker Lane Fire Station is a safe zone.

Fort Creedy is under attack and is requesting reinforcements.

I started searching for a generator just to have. You never know when you may need one. I found 2 spray paint cans, and a flare gun. If figure I should get back to sleep.--TheLazySamurai 06:22, 13 August 2008 (BST)

I woke up again. The update on whats going on is that:

Bountyhunters.tk are advertising that there are no zeds in Dulston.

Entry points are being over-caded yet again, *sigh* I can't imagine why people do such things.

Help is needed at the co-ordinates (98,16)

I went to a nearby factory and started searching for a gennerator. I couldn't find one. I then returned to Treweeke and read a book. Learning of nothing new, I decided to go sleep.--TheLazySamurai 17:17, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Woke up to find that neither destroyed the generator in Treweeke. I will eventually get to him. Went to Waddington Towers to rest for a bit.--TheLazySamurai 01:45, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Waddington Towers barricades were not at the specified level.I told the survivors that they barricades needed to be lowered, then I went to look for a crowbar.I found a crowbar in a warehouse nearby and went back to Waddington Towers. I tore away some of the barricades but not enough. I returned to Treeweke and announced on the radio that Waddington Towers barricades needed to be lowered to VS++.I then searched for weapons finding a shotgun shell. Then I broadcasted a recruitment ad for The Order Of The Guardians.--TheLazySamurai 21:56, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Woke up to find that there were zeds in the SE section of Treweeke.There has been lots of advertising for groups and that someone is countinously naming all kinds of poop (of all things!) over the radio, yet again. I reloaded my shotgun and advertised for T.O.G. then went back to sleep.--TheLazySamurai 07:45, 15 August 2008 (BST)

The past few days have been a rush. Headdington Railway Station fell to zeds. There were still survivors in there though. By the time I got there. Only two zeds were left. I killed both. The later on I installed a genny into the Whitlock Building. I'm scared that they will come for Treweeke. But then again it would give us something to rally against instead of killing eachother, which has been alot lately. That could account for the growing number of zeds around. I just hope that I'll be ready when they come, thank god I just finished stocking up on ammo.--TheLazySamurai 16:10, 20 August 2008 (BST)

[Twisted Willie] killed Sekta. Another account of murder that just happens. I'm thinking of moving out of Dulston, maybe try to make it past the zed wall to a sector that is a ghost town now. I went to the Holdway Museum and attacked a zed, unfourtunately it attacked back, I also saw 5 other zeds outside Nott Auto Repair. I ran back and decided to spend the night inside Parrot Towers.--TheLazySamurai 05:55, 21 August 2008 (BST)

2009

January

I died again...I must have become one of them. I hate them. I remember being in Treweeke Mall last. I woke up to fin myself in a cemetery. Thank you whoever revived me. I ran to nearby Burchell Arms. Using walkways I managed to cross into St. Ninian's Hospitol where I put together a few FAK's and cured the infection which was raging inside my body. I then moved into Schreiber Drive Police Dept and gathered ammo and guns. I have to admit that the buildings around here are very solidly barricaded. I would hate to be caught outside, I don't think I would be able to get inside again.--TheLazySamurai 23:42, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

I was sleeping until Kafka the Librarian decided to spam the radio a bit. I hate people like them. They think that is all a bunch of shit. Then he was killed for being a murderer. Thank you Anuksana. One less person we have to worry about coming to kill us before they do. I healed a few people. Ran to ST.Ninian's Hospital to gather more medicinal supplies and then reinforced the barricade at Schreiber Drive PD. Time to rest that equipment was heavy.--TheLazySamurai 03:38, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow waking up to Otopskii destroying the radio and generator is crazy. He left but I hope someone gets him for doing that. I went to Armstead Library and went outside to see 5 zeds at Petty Square. I killed one and seriously wounded another. I then fell back to Schreiber Drive PD to rest.--TheLazySamurai 01:29, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

A new generator was installed but Otopskii came back and destroyed it yet again. I went to the warehouse nearby but couldn't find a generator. I went to St. Ninian's and put out a broadcast on the radio to warn people about Otopskii. Then went back to Schreiber for some rest.--TheLazySamurai 01:41, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

February

Great someone is "filming a movie" at the mall. Bad idea in my mind. Optskii is still at large and probably knocked out that radio that went. Steve the Embittered killed Jarek Bone. Since I don't know if Jarek was on the list, I have to assume that Steve is. I started tending to peoples wounds but ran out of supplies, so I went to St. Ninian's for some. I got back and continued my work. After finishing I gathered some ammo for hunting tomorrow.

Yes, another murderer dead. Gary Blizzard has been served his justice. I dropped 3 zeds outside Fanning Cinema. I did not have enough energy to return so I have been forced to rest in an unknown area.--TheLazySamurai 00:36, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

2023

July

It has been so many years since I have been asleep; a torpor of sorts. While I am among the living dead, I seem to have gained some ability to think and act as if I were still "alive". I'm somewhere in Heytown, wondering where to start. Last that I remember Treweeke Mall fell, and I've been trying to find shelter ever since. -- 24th

August

Its been about a 2 weeks sitting here with DeadMenNoSpeak, and RelishingThoughts. We've seen a couple people come and go -- hell RelishingThoughts has been gone for about 3 days now -- thinking nothing of them, until today. Cristopher Feldstein came in shouting, and killed DeadMenNoSpeak right in front of me, then dumped their body to the streets. By the time I was able to go revive them, they had already wandered away... driven by those feral desires that come when one becomes a part of the horde. I tried to kill him, to take vengeance in DeadMenNoSpeak's name, but I couldn't manage to before I grew too tired. I found someone else came along, and I tried to warn them before I collapsed into exhaustion. -- 17th

I'm having that dreamy feeling again as I stand up outside of the warehouse. I barely remember it, but I know he did it. Cristopher Feldstein killed me, now I wait until someone can save me. -- 17th

Misc.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

	Planned Revivification
	This user or group supports organized revivification.

The Order Of The Guardians

This user is a member of TOG.

List of witnessed murderers (aka PKers)

Cristopher Feldstein; Killed DeadMenNoSpeak on baseless accusations, and then me