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suburb=Houldenbank| | suburb=Houldenbank| | ||
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SE_location=[[Solomon Lane Police Department (Houldenbank)|Solomon Lane Police Department]]|SE_color=Police Dept|}} | SE_location=[[Solomon Lane Police Department (Houldenbank)|Solomon Lane Police Department]]|SE_color=Police Dept|}} | ||
[[Hooker Bank]] is a large concrete building split by a large, diagonal crack. | |||
===History=== | ===History=== | ||
[[Image:Pimpie.jpg|left|300px|thumb|Pimps are protectin' they hoes, dawg.]] | |||
After a long night on the prowl engaging in sexual acts with all kinds of Malton residents, prostitutes would drop by the Hooker Bank and deposit their cash into the high interest accounts the bank was originally famous for. As more and more of Malton's Hookers started using the facilities the banks other clientèle slowly departed until eventually the bank was solely the domain of prostitutes. Due to this rather unusual customer base the Bank was open from 11pm to 9am daily and was frequently the location of armed robberies. After several robberies one weekend local pimps got together and organised full time security services for the bank to protect their "hoe's" savings. | After a long night on the prowl engaging in sexual acts with all kinds of Malton residents, prostitutes would drop by the Hooker Bank and deposit their cash into the high interest accounts the bank was originally famous for. As more and more of Malton's Hookers started using the facilities the banks other clientèle slowly departed until eventually the bank was solely the domain of prostitutes. Due to this rather unusual customer base the Bank was open from 11pm to 9am daily and was frequently the location of armed robberies. After several robberies one weekend local pimps got together and organised full time security services for the bank to protect their "hoe's" savings. | ||
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===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
[[Image:zombiehooker.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Typical Zombie Hooker with Memories of Life skill. Nasty, aren't they?]] | |||
Since the outbreak the bank is mostly frequented by Zombie Hookers with the [[Memories of Life]] skill, who are presumably drawn back to the site that was once so important to them. Many of Malton's seedier residents still visit the site to this day, engaging in despicable acts with the freaks. | Since the outbreak the bank is mostly frequented by Zombie Hookers with the [[Memories of Life]] skill, who are presumably drawn back to the site that was once so important to them. Many of Malton's seedier residents still visit the site to this day, engaging in despicable acts with the freaks. | ||
===Barricade Policy=== | ===Barricade Policy=== | ||
EHB | EHB | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:10, 8 October 2024
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Hooker Bank
Houldenbank [95, 64]
Basic Info:
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Hooker Bank is a large concrete building split by a large, diagonal crack.
History
After a long night on the prowl engaging in sexual acts with all kinds of Malton residents, prostitutes would drop by the Hooker Bank and deposit their cash into the high interest accounts the bank was originally famous for. As more and more of Malton's Hookers started using the facilities the banks other clientèle slowly departed until eventually the bank was solely the domain of prostitutes. Due to this rather unusual customer base the Bank was open from 11pm to 9am daily and was frequently the location of armed robberies. After several robberies one weekend local pimps got together and organised full time security services for the bank to protect their "hoe's" savings.
After a few years of the zombie infection, hookers who had been revived, have been meeting at this social mecca. Over 50 hoe's have died by walk by shootings and zombie infections.
Description
Since the outbreak the bank is mostly frequented by Zombie Hookers with the Memories of Life skill, who are presumably drawn back to the site that was once so important to them. Many of Malton's seedier residents still visit the site to this day, engaging in despicable acts with the freaks.
Barricade Policy
EHB