Talk:The Church Of The Beyonder

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DORIS

Saw your thing on the DORIS talk page, and since y'all don't seem to have a public forum I'll drop you a line here instead. As far as DORIS is concerned you're more than welcome to come on down to Gibsonton and watch Garviel Loken pretend that he's beating us. What little in the way of coordination and planning we've got can be found on Brainstock's General Chat forum. Turkmenbashi 11:34, 16 May 2008 (BST)

Grigg Heights

Hi there, I'm from TechCom. I didn't see anywhere to reply, so here it is. Feel free to head over to GH any time you want--JustinMullins 17:38, 19 May 2008 (BST)

• I hope you guys are still planning on coming to Griggs, there are lots of Zed-Heretics here...and the poor lil' children could use an extra helping hand!--Boertje 10:15, 30 September 2008 (GMT)

Heretics Will Be Prosecuted

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M40.998/23.232 Astropath Invieron Secundo Thought For The Day: The Weak Favor Remorse

Your puny attempts to subdue The Imperial province of Dulston is admirable, if ineffective. We have dispatched numerous Adeptus Astartes to your locations, and we will cleanse your souls in His Name.

DEATH TO TRAITORS! Chapter Master Tyros

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A Missive from Dhavid Grohl. First Dhisciple of his Holiness Mark Whalberg

Greetings to the Brothers of the Beyonder. I have heard of your coming, its whispers reached me through the awesomeness. I have seen the light of the Beyonder, and we of Team Zombie Hardcore are willing to recognize him as another facet of "The Awesome", however we see him as a newcomer relative to his Holiness Mark Whalberg. Being Elder, we see Whalberg, the first face of the Awesome, as being first among the chosen, but woe to those who would limit the power of "The Awesome". For through light of this most badass of forces will salvation be brough to Malton, as it lies adrift in a sea of softcore lame-ohs.

So you see, we will recognize you. I believe that we are brother religions. I believe that we are worshiping different aspects, different facets of the same Glorious Hardcore Force: "The Awesome". Perhaps "The Beyonder" is but another name for "His Holiness" Mark Whalberg? Who am I to tell. I am but a humble servant to The Awesome. I go where the Awesome leads me, wailing on guitar, and wailing upon the faces of those who are soft of core and weak of sauce.

In the end however, I believe that an alliance is fated between ours. I believe that the worst fates would be that of a holy war between our brotherhoods. I would see Malton steer away from Holy Conflict, for that would be Suck.com, and would max blow. Malton is not the Middle East, and we should keep it that way as long as those followers of The Awesome have faith.

I will also give you full permission to shout a glorious exultation to Whalberg and "The Awesome" with the holy words: BALLS TO THE WHALLS!.

Forever Rock, and if you have any questions for me, please email me at TigerStripedDog@gmail.com.

--Dhavid Grohl 04:44, 22 May 2008 (BST)

3000 Unit

GREETINGS I AM JESUS CHRIST93

I ACCEPT YOUR TRUCE BUT WE MUST KNOW WHERE YOUR SUBURB IS AND ITS CO-ORDINACE You can contact us on our forum and we will give you a special embasie where we can talk privately

that is all 3000_unit

JesusChrist 93 13:55, 24 May 2008 (BST)

The Southern Cross

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The mysterious Southern Cross.

THERE IT IS, created no doubt by TheBeyonder as a token of thanks for the gifts of blood and souls from The Imperium. We will Jihad the territories, killing all that stand in our way. LETS SMACK SUM BITCHES! --JheriCurlDrip 21:42, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Alliance Request

Greeting we are The_Great_Taboo We Come From Forbidden Valleys With No Homes We Wish For An Alliance Can That Happen???

--Rotten zerg 09:55, 19 July 2008 (BST)