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== History ==
== History ==
The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers were formed when Channah Dal Samosa was overtaken by zombies in Aelred Hospital in the southwest corner of Central Borehamwood.  Upon his partial consumption, he awoke with the desire to feast upon human brains.  Gathering his crumbs and piecing his remains together as best he could, he rose and attacked the hospital's remaining survivors.  His goal now is to unite fellow fallen foodstuffs of Indian and/or Pakistani origin and take revenge upon the harmanz for untold centuries of their smugly savoring his defenseless ancestors.
The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers were formed when [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395449 Channah Dal Samosa], previously head and sole member of the [[Indian/Pakistani Delicacies]], was overtaken by zombies in Aelred Hospital in the southwest corner of Central Borehamwood.  Upon his partial consumption, he awoke with the desire to feast upon human brains.  Gathering his crumbs and piecing his remains together as best he could, he rose and attacked the hospital's remaining survivors.  His goal now is to unite fellow fallen foodstuffs of Indian and/or Pakistani origin and take revenge upon the harmanz for untold centuries of their smugly savoring his defenseless ancestors. Following the demise of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395449 Channah Dal Samosa], the leadership and sole membership of the [[Indian/Pakistani Delicacies]] passed to his dear friend [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1412038 Malai Kofta], but he too fell eventually, and now they roam Borehamwood separately, with Malai Kofta usually remaining centered near his headquarters in [[Elstree]], occasionally venturing forth in search of sustenance, and Channah Dal Samosa roaming far and wide to wherever sightings of harmanz may take him. 


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==Current Objectives and Methods==
'''January 7, 2009''' With Borehamwood in ruins and the remaining survivors desperately running and hiding as best they can, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have settled in to a pattern of randomly wandering through the suburbs, searching everywhere, making sure to search clubs, cinemas and banks since they're favored survivor refuges due to the defensive bonus they convey, but also being sure to search buildings and towers since survivors might favor them due to the ability to use binoculars to scout nearby areas easily.  Really, they're searching everywhere, through everything, playing Infection Tag with anyone they find and documenting the carnage as best they can.  Headshotters are still the most prized targets, and are enthusiastically bitten, while all survivor sightings are documented on the survivor sighting page for their respective suburb to assist other zombies in finding and snacking upon them.  --[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 21:01, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
'''December 24, 2008''' The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun wandering around North and Northwest Borehamwood, searching ruined buildings for lurking survivors and upon occasion, finding them.  --[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 05:21, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
'''December 17, 2008''' The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers are currently headed toward [[Radlett]], but in truth the [[Borehamwood Party Crew]] appear to be crushing that 'burb so quickly and thoroughly that it is questionable whether there will be any brainz left when the I/P L arrives.  The I/P L seems to be morphing into a headshotter hunting group, though naturally other snacks are always greeted with enthusiasm as well.  The I/P L generally functions by moving quickly through a suburb, focusing on resource buildings and attacking other buildings only as opportunity presents itself.  This will naturally change when the resource buildings are all ruined. --[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 23:16, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
==<font color=red>!!!NEW!!!</font>[[Borehamwood Zombie Coordination Center]]==
Established July 21, 2009 to aid in the [[Borehamwood Zombie Coordination Center| coordination of zombie strike groups in Borehamwood]].
 
==[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/Borehamwood Profiles List|Profiles of Known Living Harmanz]]==
==[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/Borehamwood Traitor Zombies List|Traitor Zombies List]]==
==[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/Borehamwood Survivor Sightings|Survivor Tracking Reports]]==
Since it can prove quite difficult to track down a decent meal of fresh brains in survivor-depleted Borehamwood, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have set up a page on which to report survivor sightings.  The hope is that zombies can, through cooperation and diligence, track down every last survivor in Borehamwood.  The I/P L have broken the list up into suburbs for the sake of convenience.  This should allow hungry zombies to check the most recent reports for their particular area without being bothered by reports of survivors well out of their reach.  While there is a risk of being deceived by false reports, there is also great potential reward to this sort of organization, so all zombies are encouraged to contribute to this effort to rid all of Borehamwood of life.  Please remember to date and sign all reports. The list is located <b>[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/Borehamwood Survivor Sightings|here]]</b>.  Old sightings have been moved to the sightings archive to keep the newer info easier to reference.  The sightings archive is located <b>[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/Borehamwood Survivor Sightings Archive | here]]</b>.
==List of Headshotters Encountered==
Headshotters being considered a particular menace to the horde, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun a list as of December 11, 2008 to keep track of known offenders.  Those who recruit them to the horde are encouraged to note the recruitment with proof on the discussion page.  The date and manner of their recruitment will then be noted on the list, with credit given to the recruiter.  Please keep the list alphabetical with numeric names at the start.  Happy hunting! The list thus far is as follows:
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388876 482 zornbies]</s> Died between Dec. 12-13 in or near Preller Grove Police Station [540, 27], details unknown, kill unclaimed.
*<s>[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391217 Alan I]</s> Details unavailable, probably died between Dec. 15-16.  Kill unclaimed.
:<font color = red> '''Update''' </font> The [[Borehamwood Party Crew]] are claiming in their announcements that Alan I met his fate on Dec. 16th in Hancox Terrace Police Station [508, 7] in the suburb of [[Radlett]]. Good work, BPC!!!
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388215 Amir Saladin]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388528 AxelVander] Last seen outside Dampier Bank [558-22] on March 7, 2009.
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1390849 Cillian Merrow]</s>
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391233 Circus Midget]</s> Killed in a junkyard, 16 minutes before he logged on. Ol' Midget had planned to run a screen for his comrades, but just didn't log on in time. Credit where credit is due - my demise was brought about by the combined efforts of Gargula (id=1388144), Joe's Pizza (id=1391652) - who did the lion's share of the work - and Schof (id=1387907) who dealt the killing blow. Gotta give 'em props, these guys have been chewing on cades for weeks, often with little to show for it. So I say good game to them. Still, if you're a survivor and you happen see any of them around, be sure to give 'em a head shot for me. Now I guess it's my turn to rummage around for...BRA!NZ!!!
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391084 clients revenge]</s>  This one needs to die.  No other reason than for showing up first in front of Channah Dal Samosa after Malai Kofta died.  The killer of this one gets extra kudos. And the extra kudos go to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395686 J J Jones]! Excellent work, J J!  A fine work of evisceration!
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1416581 Druitt]</s> 
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395932 Dusty Buckles]</s> Brought down by Channah Dal Samosa of the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers in [[Dowsett Row Police Station (Borehamwood)|Dowsett Row Police Station]] [524, 28] on Dec. 17, 2008 around 4:30 pm EST. 
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387013 einexile the meek]
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389503 Five Finger Tony]</s> Five Finger Tony probably died sometime between January 2-6, most likely between the 5th and 6th, details unavailable, credit for his demise has not been claimed.  It is also unclear whether he still has all five fingers. 
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388487 Joe England]
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389136 Lennart Torstenson]</s> - Taken out at Club Walmsley(558,91)in [[South Borehamwood]] July 29, 2009. Let Him Kill You dragged him into the street and delivered the killing blow.
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1414558 Lewin Nyatanga]</s>
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388005 Lord Timmy]
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389343 Mike Kensington]</s>  Brought down by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388009 Mental 420] of the group Asylum between Dec. 14-15 in St. Juan's Hospital [531, 27].
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387155 Pathfinder09]</s> Details unavailable, died between February 5-6.  Kill unclaimed.
*<s>[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387887 Paul Whensley]</s> Killed on September 8, 2009 by [Joe's Pizza] in St Bartholomew's Hospital [553,60] in [[Central Borehamwood]] after a good working over by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387324 Kicking Bird].
*<s>[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1396538 Permanent Wave]</s> Killed in a junkyard [543,60] in [[West Borehamwood]] by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387820 Evader3] on September 20, 2009 with the assistance of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387819 Jim Ed] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387605 Housemate].
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389702 R Lockhart]</s>  Details unavailable, probably died between January 8-9.  Kill unclaimed.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391532 Richard John Turner]
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388241 Stakka Lee]</s> Killed by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388579 Jessica Restrick] on September 12, 2009 in a junkyard [561,42] in Central Borehamwood after [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1414191 Phil Dodds] broke in and gave him a couple of good initial smacks upside the head. May have given himself away when he couldn't resist blasting his Eminem cd collection at full volume from his hideout.
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387044 St0rmmaker]</s>  Brought down by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388732 Sarah L Palin] of the group Satan's Slaves between Dec. 14-15 in St. Juan's Hospital [531, 27].
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1399287 Sudamon III]</s>  Details unavailable, probably died between January 22-23.  Kill unclaimed.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391683 Tronton Foosh]
*<s>[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1405459 Victor XIII]</s>  Brought down in Elstree by Channah Dal Samosa after being beaten down to 30 HP by Kicking Bird and other zombies in a siege initiated by Kicking Bird, Channah Dal Samosa and jack jangle at Brazey Bank [511,84]. Channah dragged him outside and gutted him at around 5:30 am EST or thereabouts on March 18, 2010.
== [[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/Borehamwood Infection Tag List|Infection Tag List]] ==
==[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers Victims List (Borehamwood)|Victims List]]==


== News ==
== News ==
The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have advanced into West Borehamwood and are laying siege to Westway Crescent Police Department. At first this was a small siege indeed, with merely Channah Dal Samosa and an unidentified zombie assailing the barricades, but numbers are growing and there are now a total of four zombies seemingly involved, though usually lying on the ground waiting for reinforcements and only rising to test the strength of the 'cades before being encouraged to taste the earth again by local harmanz.  --[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 17:21, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
News from March through May 2009 can be found in the archives, <b>[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archive|here]]</b>. For news archives from November 2008 through January 2009, go <b>[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archive Nov. - Jan.|here]]</b>. Or February 2009 <b>[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archives February 2009|here]]</b>.
 
Archive listings:  [[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archive|June - Aug.'09]]|[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archive March-May 2009|March - May '09]]|[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archives February 2009|Feb.'09]]|[[Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archive Nov. - Jan.|Nov.'08 - Jan.'09]]
 
<b>February 22, 2010</b>  Today zombahs visited St Eusebius's Hospital in West Borehamwood.  Zombahs went knockin' on 'cades and got inside, found oodles of harmans hanging out napping.  Ohaiharmans!  Nomz Nomz Nomz.  Evader2 nomz [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391579 xDirgex] reel gudz.  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391579 xDirgex] fallz daon.  Okthxbai[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391579 xDirgex].  Doc Sparks runz fast beefor him all nomzed up.  Uver harmans runz 2.  Victor XIII staiz, nomz ongoing.  Victor XIII sleepyhead, no mindz nomz.  Uver harmanz gotta saivz him wit FAKz.  Traitor zombah Threee dog giv lukowts for harmans.  Traitor zombah!  Kwit interruptin' snax an' halpin' harmans!  Leev reel zombahs to nomz!--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 03:23, 23 February 2010 (UTC)  
 
<b>February 12, 2010</b> Wow, has it really been this long since a news update was posted?  Well, after a magnificent night of Barhah in [[North Borehamwood]] it's well overdue, but I'm not quite sure where to start.  I think I'll just have to post the kills for the last month and a half at the bottom of the post, and recount the glory and splendor of tonight's more immediate slaughter at the top. Tonight's kills were notable not merely for the fact that more than one harman died, but also because each of the victims had a sort of bounty on his head of some kind or another.  This made the act of prying open their skulls all the more satisfying. Truly, it was a glorious night for Barhah! 
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1386960 Isaac Yardley] - No Such Survivor?  Not anymore there isn't.  No Such Survivor was what Isaac Yardley listed as his group when he died.  Isaac met his fate in Club Woolaway [553,20] in [[North Borehamwood]] at the hands of Evader3 on February 12, 2010.  First, a group of zombies led by the resourceful Toothy broke in and found an enormous nest of harmans.  Then, after the group led by Toothy was initially repulsed by the harmans, a later assault team consisting of Evader3, Malai Kofta and gargula broke in and savagely tore into the harmans.  With zombie backup arriving quickly in the form of J J Jones, baby grogh and others, the death toll among the harmans quickly rose to 2 before they managed to evacuate.  With Isaac Yardley's death the contract put upon his head by Rambo Ninja Spidrman's group and paid for in harman blood was fulfilled, though Rambo himself died shortly before Yardley by unknown hands.
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391084 clients revenge] - Killed in Club Woolaway [553,20] in [[North Borehamwood]] by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395686 J J Jones] on February 12th, 2010.  clients revenge was the second victim of the siege that also resulted in the death of Isaac Yardley.  With his demise the fatwa put out on him by the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers was finally fulfilled... a call for his death had been made due to his being the first harman to appear before Channah Dal Samosa upon the death of Malai Kofta.  While there was nothing personal about the fatwa, it was still a call for his death which seemed to spark a hostility between clients revenge and the zombies, and he was for a while aggressively confrontational towards them.  Now however, he's just dead.  [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/02-13-10_0200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_553-20_Clients_revenge_d43-904-5e9.html clients revenge gets snuffed]
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1404533 groggy nodbeggar] -- ''Found and killed outside Club Ray (575,47) in [[East Borehamwood]] on February 9, 2010 by Channah Dal Samosa after wiki user Dr Cleary posted a tip on the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers Sightings Page about him.
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1408212 Rambo Ninja Spidrman] - ''KIA, details unknown apart from comments in his comrade Auretious Taak's profile stating he was killed Feb 4 (2010) "on the run".''
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1393439 Carson Drew] -- ''Killed January 7, 2010 in Club Gammon [569,25] in [[Northeast Borehamwood]] in a follow-up siege orchestrated by a handful of zombies after a siege earlier in the day had been repelled.  The initial break-in had been reported on the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers sightings page by Toothy as of 18:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC), but the initial assault was reported by Permanent Wave as repelled by Nemesis MK2 as of 01:39, 7 January 2010 (UTC) .  Various activity was reported throughout the day, including Chronofly (40HP) standing out in the open at one point, but no harmans were successfully killed until later when [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388144 gargula], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1412038 Malai Kofta] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387820 Evader3] broke into Club Gammon [569,25] again and found Victor XIII (60HP), Carson Drew (60HP), Deadwood Joe (60HP), groggy nodbeggar (60HP), kmkg3 (60HP), Dipsomaniacal (60HP), Doc Sparks (60HP), asdironh (60HP) and Punct (60HP).  The action raged on throughout the day, with the harmans actively 'cading and evacuating with zombies still inside the building and gathering outside until Toothy finally brought down Carson Drew, who was last in place and unable to evacuate.  The battle was reported over as of 01:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC).
--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 06:01, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 
<b>December 31, 2009</b> I suppose it's as good a time as any to post news of the demise of Dermot O'Leary.  It's a shame we don't know who killed him, my plan all along had been to declare the zombie responsible "Borehamwood's Most Famous Celebrity Eater" or something like that.  But Dermot's dead, and his slayer, an unknown feral, has sought no fame for his great deed.  We congratulate him (or her) and applaud the resilience with which he or she pursued celebrity brains.  In other news, minor player Nemesis MK2 has been desperately begging for attention again.  Following the demise of Dermot O'Leary he took to the airwaves to broadcast that he'd been spying on the zombies' private forum on Barhah.com, an act which I've been told is generally considered as low as zerging.  Now he's put a comment in the group listing for his profile claiming he'd spent a week hiding in the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers' headquarters, but then got bored.  Well Nemmy, perhaps if you tried to make the game interesting in any way, we'd actually pay attention to you.  As it is, we don't care.  If you're bored, feel free to idle out or jump off a building (that is, have your character jump off a building, I mean).  But making a desperate attempt to fill in the radio waves that both GNR and Rambo's group have apparently decided to abandon isn't gonna cut it.  If we run into you, we'll be sure to try to scoop out your brains, same as we would for anyone else we encounter.  But rest assured, it would be a dull, lackluster kill, not unlike the act of heating up a can of soup for lunch while sitting down to read the newspaper.  Bream's death was more entertaining than anything you've ever done.  And hiding in the IP/L's headquarters for a week just reeks of copying Taak, just without the audacity he'd have to tell us you're there.  In fact, Dermot also gave us his location a couple of times at least a month before he died, and got away with it.  Try harder, munchkin.  If you do your best, you might almost make it up to mediocre.--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 15:45, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 
<b>December 10, 2009</b> Well, it seems that the new legislation passed in Borehamwood regarding gun control is an overwhelming success!  Few if any instances of survivors using firearms or assaulting zombies in any way have been reported in the last couple of weeks.  There's been a complete absence of headshotting reported, even when unruly traitor zombies try to set up honest, hard working <i>real</i> zombies for a takedown.  Indeed, were it not for the absurd and inappropriate raising of ruined buildings, one would hardly know Borehamwood is still contaminated by harmans.  They've even given up on their absurd radio chatter, with only the rare static breaking the lovely silence.  Some are speculating that they've become pacifists, that their diets, being low on red meat, don't provide them with the energy and aggression required to stand up for themselves.  At the very least, it seems that the survivors have become passionate about gun control, and like something out of a blend of Simon Pegg movies are running a marathon (presumably to benefit erectile dysfunction) while being chased and cheered on by enthusiastic zombie "motivators", with the motivation consisting largely of the fact that stragglers will be eaten.  Run 'til your heart's content little harmans.  We prefer lean meat anyway, and some of you could stand to lose a bit of weight.
 
Now, I know I promised a detailed account of events recently, but 'tis the season after all, and things are a bit rushed for everyone.  So I'm afraid I'm just going to have to list the recent killings from October 15 as they appear on the Borehamwood 100 list.  Here's what we've been up to:
 
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1390617 Max Fortress] -- ''Killed in the Pike Hotel in [[Northeast Borehamwood]] on December 4th, 2009 by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387799 Evader2].  He appears to have been a harman sacrifice, as a message was spraypainted on the hotel wall -- "Merry Christmas, Mr. Zombie! Enjoy your dinner!"  Again, another tasty treat!  This is at least the second harman fed to the zombies in the last couple of months.  Of course, zombie hunger is all consuming, so a third helping would be greatly appreciated, if it's not too much to ask of our harman benefactor.  Might we perhaps get a nice, tasty, high-level harman?  Their flavor improves immensely with age, and their constant running makes them lean and delicious.  Again, thanks for the nomz!  [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/12-04-09_2000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_575-22_evader2__51a-469-e50.html Screenshot]''
 
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388106 Jane York] -- ''Killed in a factory [570,29] in Northeast Borehamwood on November 17, 2009  (actually 11-18-09_02:54:07 Malton Time, but I usually go by U.S. Eastern Standard Time) by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391652 Joe's Pizza] after a savage mauling by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388867 KaisarDragon] left her at 2 HP. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/11-18-09_0200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_570-29_BHW_Jane_York_D_7a0-fe4-641.html Screenshot]''
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388748 S H4] -- ''Killed in the Bissley Building [533,59] in [[West Borehamwood]] on November 3rd, 2009 by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1412038 Malai Kofta] after being spotted and nibbled on by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388144 gargula].  He got unlucky and was found hiding in a ruined building after hungry zombies in the area made a failed attempt on the life of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1404533 groggy nodbeggar] in Lomax Cinema [523,61].''
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1405316 Bream] -- ''Idled out, date unknown, returned by October 30, 2009, when he died under suspicious circumstances.  His location was posted by wiki user [[User:DBunten|DBunten]], who noted his presence in the control room [550,84] of Elstree Studios with a truncated screenshot.  Notably, the screenshot was of a survivor's profile, indicating probable PK intent.  Never ones to turn down a snack when offered, zombies immediately responded.  [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387605 Housemate] and [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1414191 Phil Dodds] smacked the unfortunate harman around before he was finished off by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388206 Mr Falco Macleod], who then fed on the body.  Whether a deliberate suicide or a victim of a savage PK, Bream was delicious.  The zombie hordes would very much like a second helping, if you please.''
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387699 Doctor Zorbra] -- ''Killed in Farrand Square Garage [574,66] in Southeast Borehamwood by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388144 gargula] on October 18, 2009''
 
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388864 PravusBrother] -- ''Killed outside The City Tavern [544,64] in [[Central Borehamwood]] in the early morning of October 18, 2009 by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389367 Let Him Kill You]''
 
--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 04:35, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 
 
<b>November 22, 2009</b> It's been quite a month for team zombie, and a serious news update is long overdue.  Unfortunately, it will have to wait a little longer.  Next step is updating the last month's deaths on the Borehamwood 100 list, then a detailed news report covering the progress in extermination of the harmans will be given.  For now, the Sightings page has been given a spring cleaning.  There was getting to be a lot of clutter there, so to keep anyone from missing new postings, it's been cleared off.  Keep up the good work of spotting them harmans, and let's find us some brains!!!--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 01:41, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 
<b>October 15, 2009</b> Okay, things have gotten a bit behind as far as news updates lately, so it's time to catch up.  Today the recently barhaptized zombie [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1396538 Permanent Wave] noticed the stench of harmans in St Bartholomew's Hospital in [[Central Borehamwood]].  Laying siege to the building, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387820 Evader3] managed to break in and found [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-15-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_553-60_alert_26e-4c0-ce3.html a number of harmans inside] waiting to be savaged by hungry zombies.  Shortly thereafter, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1398738 HugoRune] showed up and gave [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395738 fizzelwick] of Galaxy News Radio an unfavorable critique of his playlist.  Excellent kill, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1398738 HugoRune], and great teamwork zombies!  [http://udwitness.oddnetwork.org/reports/2009/10/udw-20091015-163805-ed35a223b64f47082aa455b0ffe7130f-HugoRune.html Here's a crunchy screenshot].  The famous GNR takes another hit, how much longer before they're permanently off the air?  Rumor has it that the FCC has sent out a hit for the remaining members in an effort to free up the airwaves for acquisition by an unnamed monopolistic media mogul.  Is the rumor true?  Who knows, but what the heck, it sounds good and we want to kill everyone anyway, so why not add some backstory to it?   
 
It should also be pointed out that the harmans continue to show their contempt for common decency and civility.  I've said all along that harmans are a vicious, criminal breed, and they continue to live down to my expectations.  In an example of the basic intolerance and crude behavior that harmans are prone to, the survivor known as [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387210| asdironh] took the opportunity to interrupt the zombies' meal to express [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-16-09_0100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_553-60_lol_5f9-5e6-b5f.html his views on racial equality].  Now, I'm not trying to get preachy or anything, but we zombies are equal opportunity consumers.  We don't care about a person's ethnic background, we'll eat their brains regardless.  But I also feel obligated to point out that everyone knows that <b>''dinnertime is not the time to discuss divisive issues''</b> such as ethnic strife, politics, human rights, work, or personal problems.  It upsets the digestion.  For crying out loud, didn't you people learn anything from "Leave It To Beaver"????  Long story short, someone should kill [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387210| asdironh].  Remember, zombies would never say such things, because they can't.  You want him to shut up, take his power of speech away.  This is a public service posting for harmans and zombies alike. 
 
On a lighter note, today's successful raid follows on the heels of an as-yet-unreported successful kill from the previous few weeks. On September 21, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388144 gargula] found a 'caded junkyard at [561,42] in [[Central Borehamwood]]. There was admittedly a certain amount of confusion in the response, and distraction with one or more other targets, but by September 23 the 'yard had been breached and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389367| Let Him Kill You] had spotted a fairly blatantly novice [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389980| aaaaaa10] shivering in fear within.  The decision was made to put the poor thing out of its misery, and by no later than 2:12 am U.S. EST [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1403861 Mike Dodds] had arrived and pried back the skull of the offending harman like a Pez dispenser and consumed the precious candy within.  Keep up the great work, fellow zombies!  The harmans continue to fall before our onslaught!
 
:<b><font color=red>Update and Advisory</font></b> I'm a pretty patient guy when it comes to harmans editing this page.  I don't mind them expressing their views to a degree or responding briefly to what I post.  Some things, however, aren't acceptable.  One of those things is editing what I write.  It's an easy enough thing for me to fix, but just so you know, it's considered bad Wiki form.  That being said, a harman seems to have taken exception to the demise of a friend of his (as they so often do) and decided to make an added post here.  I would like to preserve both my own original comments as well as his, so people can get both of our messages as close to the form they were intended in as possible.  Without further ado, here's the substance of what was changed from the above post:
:: <b>October 15, 2009, but later, Miller Time-ish</b> I noticed some errors in the preceding post,
and it would be contrary to the spirit of a Wiki for me to fail to edit them. I urge my undead
acquaintances to review the changes for accuracy, and correct them where they can do so in
good faith. --[[User:Saburai|Saburai]] 03:30, 16 October 2009 (BST) (AKA Joe England)
 
<b>October 15, 2009</b> Okay, there hasn't been anything whatsoever to report by way of
news  updates lately, but it's time to catch up.  Today the recently barhaptized zombie
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1396538 Permanent Wave] noticed the stench of harmans in St Bartholomew's Hospital in
[[Central Borehamwood]]. Permanent Wave then, in proper authentic Romero-style zombie fashion 
logged onto the internet using a portable computer, and posted the information to a
zombie-accessible Internet bulletin board. The zombies, who, naturally, check the
internet frequently, converged on the hospital. One could not help but
remember Permanent Wave's final words, uttered in his final living moments:
 
"Feral all the way.
I wouldn't consider talking to those zombie scum.
Breaking up is hard to do.
So is eating your friends."
 
Laying siege to the building, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387820 Evader3] managed to break in and found
[http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-15-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_553-60_alert_26e-4c0-ce3.html Permanent Wave's friends inside] waiting to be savaged by hungry zombies.  Shortly thereafter,
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1398738 HugoRune] showed up and gave [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395738 fizzelwick] of Galaxy News Radio an unfavorable critique of his
playlist.  Excellent kill, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1398738 HugoRune], and great managed internet coordination zombies! 
[http://udwitness.oddnetwork.org/reports/2009/10/udw-20091015-163805-ed35a223b64f47082aa455b0ffe7130f-HugoRune.html Here's a crunchy screenshot].  The famous GNR takes another hit, how much longer before they're
permanently off the air?  Rumor has it that the FCC has sent out a hit for the remaining members
in an effort to free up the airwaves for acquisition by an unnamed monopolistic media mogul. 
Is the rumor true?  Who knows, but what the heck, it sounds good and we want to kill everyone
anyway, so why not add some backstory to it? Moguls contracting kills via zombies is just as
likely as the digital age story described above.
 
:I would also like to note that Permanent Wave has his own user talk page, if you're really that upset with himPersonally, I think you're just throwing a hissyfit.--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 04:27, 16 October 2009 (BST)
 
:: Necrofeelingya, I would like to express our own sympathies to the uncalled for racist name calling you zombies were subjected to by a distraught asdironh, I mean he didn't even have the decency to taunt the 4 of you undead chappies for only killing 1 survivor let alone the remaining 4 which managed to get away. But just to let you know, RNS-SDW, we feel for you, or I do, cause the others are asleep or passed out or bludgeoned into unconciousness by our squabbles over who gets the microphone to broadcast from our awesome location which has a competition attached to it and the prize of Rambo lol. I digress, the past few updates for you have been quite civil and actually quite pleasant to read. If you do not have a radio well some of us have been broadcasting over the past few days some really nice dedications and fun to zombies and survivors alike across the airwaves, and you should know that there is still political differences between remaining survivors mainly in trying to implicate some of us as zombie-meta friends, but oh whilst that may seem amusing it won't happen till Rambah Zambah and Layre Zambah are married and they eat me because well sucks to be me. Anyways, just a brief shout out to you and the other organised meta-zeds to say thanks for perservering and keeping the game a challenge and interesting. If you want any songs dedicated at all Gargula is Joe Mofo's brother and can contact us via Joe (To any survivors reading this Gargula has eaten us Rambo's before so don't you go imply that we are pro-zombies, we're only pro-zombies for funsies. That's right Funsies. Cheers, Auretious Taak. P.S. Yes, we know we need to get a wiki group page but most of us have little experience on the wiki despite our long histories playing UD. --[[User:Ram Rock Ed First|Ram Rock Ed First]] 16:40 AEST 18th October 2009.


The brief siege at Westway Crescent Police Department was barely 2 or 3 days old when an opportunity presented itself at next door Geddes Walk Police Department! Dedicated zombies there had pried open the building and exposed the tasty harmanz inside, dragging one into the street for ease of consumption. This one, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387974 Hantol], became the first victim of the Indian/Pakistani leftovers and allowed Channah Dal Samosa to obtain Memories of Life. Many other harmanz remain, and feasting there is expected to be a rewarding experience for all zombies who arrive in time to partake.--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 16:22, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
<b>September 20, 2009</b> [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1396538 Permanent Wave] was killed in a junkyard [543,60] in [[West Borehamwood]] by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387820 Evader3] on September 20, 2009 with the assistance of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387819 Jim Ed] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387605 Housemate].  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387820 Evader3] got another trophy of harman ears, and the zombies all had a tasty snack. "Surf and Turf", as a matter of fact.--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 23:01, 20 September 2009 (BST)  


The siege at Geddes Walk Police Department has been successful with the arrival of reinforcements including Graghness of the Borehamwood RanghazThe building was pried open and the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers claimed another victim, this time bringing down the badly wounded and fading [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1413562 Father Geoge].  --[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 03:58, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
<b>September 16, 2009</b> [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1416986 ThePunisher666] was killed in Pulling Bank [567,60] in [[East Borehamwood]] on September 15, 2009[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1398738 HugoRune] found and infected him, then [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1398733 313Killer] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1389838 Zombie Rottweiler] joined in before [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1395192 Uncle Scruff] finished him off.  His demise was another brutal blow to the ever-dwindling Rambo Ninja Spiderman's Special Dark Watch. [http://udwitness.oddnetwork.org/reports/2009/09/udw-20090915-130058-8d560c3f46642038ebee26d2fe30f817-HugoRune.html| Screenshot]  This followed quickly upon the death of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388241 Stakka Lee], who was killed by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1388579 Jessica Restrick] on September 12, 2009 in a junkyard [561,42] in Central Borehamwood after [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1414191 Phil Dodds] broke in and gave him a couple of good initial smacks upside the headHe thought he rolled with mad style, but in the end he just got rolled like a drunk.  It's the hard knock life for Stakka... or rather, it was.  As of this writing, his profile proudly states "Survival time: 318 days, continuous."  Keep up the great work, zombies!  The harman population is reeling!--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 16:23, 16 September 2009 (BST)


After the fall of Geddes Walk Police Station [540, 51], some of the zombies laid siege to Ayshe Lane Police Station [539, 48] after ravaging the buildings in between. The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers saw a separate opportunity and cracked open Castlehow Gardens Garage [538, 47], though Channah Dal Samosa lacked the strength afterward to do much harm to the lone survivor within.--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 01:06, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
<b>September 8, 2009</b> It was a good night in [[Central Borehamwood]] as [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387887 Paul Whensley] provided a tasty meal for [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1391652 Joe's Pizza] after a bit of tenderizing performed by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387324 Kicking Bird] inside St Bartholomew's Hospital [553,60].  Well done, zombies!  Congratulations on another fine kill!--[[User:Necrofeelinya|Necrofeelinya]] 03:20, 9 September 2009 (BST)

Latest revision as of 10:08, 18 March 2010

Indian/Pakistani Leftovers
Still need a good image here
Abbreviation: I/P L
Group Numbers: Channah Dal Samosa
Leadership: Channah Dal Samosa
Goals: Take revenge upon the filthy harmanz for always eating our friends and loved ones and to feast upon their tasty BRAIIIINNNZZZZ to show them what it's like
Recruitment Policy: Open to all partially consumed foodstuffs of Indian or Pakistani origin
Contact: On the discussion page


History

The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers were formed when Channah Dal Samosa, previously head and sole member of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies, was overtaken by zombies in Aelred Hospital in the southwest corner of Central Borehamwood. Upon his partial consumption, he awoke with the desire to feast upon human brains. Gathering his crumbs and piecing his remains together as best he could, he rose and attacked the hospital's remaining survivors. His goal now is to unite fellow fallen foodstuffs of Indian and/or Pakistani origin and take revenge upon the harmanz for untold centuries of their smugly savoring his defenseless ancestors. Following the demise of Channah Dal Samosa, the leadership and sole membership of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies passed to his dear friend Malai Kofta, but he too fell eventually, and now they roam Borehamwood separately, with Malai Kofta usually remaining centered near his headquarters in Elstree, occasionally venturing forth in search of sustenance, and Channah Dal Samosa roaming far and wide to wherever sightings of harmanz may take him.

Current Objectives and Methods

January 7, 2009 With Borehamwood in ruins and the remaining survivors desperately running and hiding as best they can, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have settled in to a pattern of randomly wandering through the suburbs, searching everywhere, making sure to search clubs, cinemas and banks since they're favored survivor refuges due to the defensive bonus they convey, but also being sure to search buildings and towers since survivors might favor them due to the ability to use binoculars to scout nearby areas easily. Really, they're searching everywhere, through everything, playing Infection Tag with anyone they find and documenting the carnage as best they can. Headshotters are still the most prized targets, and are enthusiastically bitten, while all survivor sightings are documented on the survivor sighting page for their respective suburb to assist other zombies in finding and snacking upon them. --Necrofeelinya 21:01, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

December 24, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun wandering around North and Northwest Borehamwood, searching ruined buildings for lurking survivors and upon occasion, finding them. --Necrofeelinya 05:21, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

December 17, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers are currently headed toward Radlett, but in truth the Borehamwood Party Crew appear to be crushing that 'burb so quickly and thoroughly that it is questionable whether there will be any brainz left when the I/P L arrives. The I/P L seems to be morphing into a headshotter hunting group, though naturally other snacks are always greeted with enthusiasm as well. The I/P L generally functions by moving quickly through a suburb, focusing on resource buildings and attacking other buildings only as opportunity presents itself. This will naturally change when the resource buildings are all ruined. --Necrofeelinya 23:16, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

!!!NEW!!!Borehamwood Zombie Coordination Center

Established July 21, 2009 to aid in the coordination of zombie strike groups in Borehamwood.

Profiles of Known Living Harmanz

Traitor Zombies List

Survivor Tracking Reports

Since it can prove quite difficult to track down a decent meal of fresh brains in survivor-depleted Borehamwood, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have set up a page on which to report survivor sightings. The hope is that zombies can, through cooperation and diligence, track down every last survivor in Borehamwood. The I/P L have broken the list up into suburbs for the sake of convenience. This should allow hungry zombies to check the most recent reports for their particular area without being bothered by reports of survivors well out of their reach. While there is a risk of being deceived by false reports, there is also great potential reward to this sort of organization, so all zombies are encouraged to contribute to this effort to rid all of Borehamwood of life. Please remember to date and sign all reports. The list is located here. Old sightings have been moved to the sightings archive to keep the newer info easier to reference. The sightings archive is located here.

List of Headshotters Encountered

Headshotters being considered a particular menace to the horde, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun a list as of December 11, 2008 to keep track of known offenders. Those who recruit them to the horde are encouraged to note the recruitment with proof on the discussion page. The date and manner of their recruitment will then be noted on the list, with credit given to the recruiter. Please keep the list alphabetical with numeric names at the start. Happy hunting! The list thus far is as follows:

  • 482 zornbies Died between Dec. 12-13 in or near Preller Grove Police Station [540, 27], details unknown, kill unclaimed.
  • Alan I Details unavailable, probably died between Dec. 15-16. Kill unclaimed.
Update The Borehamwood Party Crew are claiming in their announcements that Alan I met his fate on Dec. 16th in Hancox Terrace Police Station [508, 7] in the suburb of Radlett. Good work, BPC!!!
  • AxelVander Last seen outside Dampier Bank [558-22] on March 7, 2009.
  • Circus Midget Killed in a junkyard, 16 minutes before he logged on. Ol' Midget had planned to run a screen for his comrades, but just didn't log on in time. Credit where credit is due - my demise was brought about by the combined efforts of Gargula (id=1388144), Joe's Pizza (id=1391652) - who did the lion's share of the work - and Schof (id=1387907) who dealt the killing blow. Gotta give 'em props, these guys have been chewing on cades for weeks, often with little to show for it. So I say good game to them. Still, if you're a survivor and you happen see any of them around, be sure to give 'em a head shot for me. Now I guess it's my turn to rummage around for...BRA!NZ!!!
  • clients revenge This one needs to die. No other reason than for showing up first in front of Channah Dal Samosa after Malai Kofta died. The killer of this one gets extra kudos. And the extra kudos go to J J Jones! Excellent work, J J! A fine work of evisceration!
  • Five Finger Tony Five Finger Tony probably died sometime between January 2-6, most likely between the 5th and 6th, details unavailable, credit for his demise has not been claimed. It is also unclear whether he still has all five fingers.
  • Pathfinder09 Details unavailable, died between February 5-6. Kill unclaimed.
  • R Lockhart Details unavailable, probably died between January 8-9. Kill unclaimed.
  • Stakka Lee Killed by Jessica Restrick on September 12, 2009 in a junkyard [561,42] in Central Borehamwood after Phil Dodds broke in and gave him a couple of good initial smacks upside the head. May have given himself away when he couldn't resist blasting his Eminem cd collection at full volume from his hideout.
  • St0rmmaker Brought down by Sarah L Palin of the group Satan's Slaves between Dec. 14-15 in St. Juan's Hospital [531, 27].
  • Sudamon III Details unavailable, probably died between January 22-23. Kill unclaimed.
  • Victor XIII Brought down in Elstree by Channah Dal Samosa after being beaten down to 30 HP by Kicking Bird and other zombies in a siege initiated by Kicking Bird, Channah Dal Samosa and jack jangle at Brazey Bank [511,84]. Channah dragged him outside and gutted him at around 5:30 am EST or thereabouts on March 18, 2010.

Infection Tag List

Victims List

News

News from March through May 2009 can be found in the archives, here. For news archives from November 2008 through January 2009, go here. Or February 2009 here.

Archive listings: June - Aug.'09|March - May '09|Feb.'09|Nov.'08 - Jan.'09

February 22, 2010 Today zombahs visited St Eusebius's Hospital in West Borehamwood. Zombahs went knockin' on 'cades and got inside, found oodles of harmans hanging out napping. Ohaiharmans! Nomz Nomz Nomz. Evader2 nomz xDirgex reel gudz. xDirgex fallz daon. OkthxbaixDirgex. Doc Sparks runz fast beefor him all nomzed up. Uver harmans runz 2. Victor XIII staiz, nomz ongoing. Victor XIII sleepyhead, no mindz nomz. Uver harmanz gotta saivz him wit FAKz. Traitor zombah Threee dog giv lukowts for harmans. Traitor zombah! Kwit interruptin' snax an' halpin' harmans! Leev reel zombahs to nomz!--Necrofeelinya 03:23, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

February 12, 2010 Wow, has it really been this long since a news update was posted? Well, after a magnificent night of Barhah in North Borehamwood it's well overdue, but I'm not quite sure where to start. I think I'll just have to post the kills for the last month and a half at the bottom of the post, and recount the glory and splendor of tonight's more immediate slaughter at the top. Tonight's kills were notable not merely for the fact that more than one harman died, but also because each of the victims had a sort of bounty on his head of some kind or another. This made the act of prying open their skulls all the more satisfying. Truly, it was a glorious night for Barhah!

Isaac Yardley - No Such Survivor? Not anymore there isn't. No Such Survivor was what Isaac Yardley listed as his group when he died. Isaac met his fate in Club Woolaway [553,20] in North Borehamwood at the hands of Evader3 on February 12, 2010. First, a group of zombies led by the resourceful Toothy broke in and found an enormous nest of harmans. Then, after the group led by Toothy was initially repulsed by the harmans, a later assault team consisting of Evader3, Malai Kofta and gargula broke in and savagely tore into the harmans. With zombie backup arriving quickly in the form of J J Jones, baby grogh and others, the death toll among the harmans quickly rose to 2 before they managed to evacuate. With Isaac Yardley's death the contract put upon his head by Rambo Ninja Spidrman's group and paid for in harman blood was fulfilled, though Rambo himself died shortly before Yardley by unknown hands.

clients revenge - Killed in Club Woolaway [553,20] in North Borehamwood by J J Jones on February 12th, 2010. clients revenge was the second victim of the siege that also resulted in the death of Isaac Yardley. With his demise the fatwa put out on him by the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers was finally fulfilled... a call for his death had been made due to his being the first harman to appear before Channah Dal Samosa upon the death of Malai Kofta. While there was nothing personal about the fatwa, it was still a call for his death which seemed to spark a hostility between clients revenge and the zombies, and he was for a while aggressively confrontational towards them. Now however, he's just dead. clients revenge gets snuffed

groggy nodbeggar -- Found and killed outside Club Ray (575,47) in East Borehamwood on February 9, 2010 by Channah Dal Samosa after wiki user Dr Cleary posted a tip on the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers Sightings Page about him.

Rambo Ninja Spidrman - KIA, details unknown apart from comments in his comrade Auretious Taak's profile stating he was killed Feb 4 (2010) "on the run".

Carson Drew -- Killed January 7, 2010 in Club Gammon [569,25] in Northeast Borehamwood in a follow-up siege orchestrated by a handful of zombies after a siege earlier in the day had been repelled. The initial break-in had been reported on the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers sightings page by Toothy as of 18:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC), but the initial assault was reported by Permanent Wave as repelled by Nemesis MK2 as of 01:39, 7 January 2010 (UTC) . Various activity was reported throughout the day, including Chronofly (40HP) standing out in the open at one point, but no harmans were successfully killed until later when gargula, Malai Kofta and Evader3 broke into Club Gammon [569,25] again and found Victor XIII (60HP), Carson Drew (60HP), Deadwood Joe (60HP), groggy nodbeggar (60HP), kmkg3 (60HP), Dipsomaniacal (60HP), Doc Sparks (60HP), asdironh (60HP) and Punct (60HP). The action raged on throughout the day, with the harmans actively 'cading and evacuating with zombies still inside the building and gathering outside until Toothy finally brought down Carson Drew, who was last in place and unable to evacuate. The battle was reported over as of 01:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC). --Necrofeelinya 06:01, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

December 31, 2009 I suppose it's as good a time as any to post news of the demise of Dermot O'Leary. It's a shame we don't know who killed him, my plan all along had been to declare the zombie responsible "Borehamwood's Most Famous Celebrity Eater" or something like that. But Dermot's dead, and his slayer, an unknown feral, has sought no fame for his great deed. We congratulate him (or her) and applaud the resilience with which he or she pursued celebrity brains. In other news, minor player Nemesis MK2 has been desperately begging for attention again. Following the demise of Dermot O'Leary he took to the airwaves to broadcast that he'd been spying on the zombies' private forum on Barhah.com, an act which I've been told is generally considered as low as zerging. Now he's put a comment in the group listing for his profile claiming he'd spent a week hiding in the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers' headquarters, but then got bored. Well Nemmy, perhaps if you tried to make the game interesting in any way, we'd actually pay attention to you. As it is, we don't care. If you're bored, feel free to idle out or jump off a building (that is, have your character jump off a building, I mean). But making a desperate attempt to fill in the radio waves that both GNR and Rambo's group have apparently decided to abandon isn't gonna cut it. If we run into you, we'll be sure to try to scoop out your brains, same as we would for anyone else we encounter. But rest assured, it would be a dull, lackluster kill, not unlike the act of heating up a can of soup for lunch while sitting down to read the newspaper. Bream's death was more entertaining than anything you've ever done. And hiding in the IP/L's headquarters for a week just reeks of copying Taak, just without the audacity he'd have to tell us you're there. In fact, Dermot also gave us his location a couple of times at least a month before he died, and got away with it. Try harder, munchkin. If you do your best, you might almost make it up to mediocre.--Necrofeelinya 15:45, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

December 10, 2009 Well, it seems that the new legislation passed in Borehamwood regarding gun control is an overwhelming success! Few if any instances of survivors using firearms or assaulting zombies in any way have been reported in the last couple of weeks. There's been a complete absence of headshotting reported, even when unruly traitor zombies try to set up honest, hard working real zombies for a takedown. Indeed, were it not for the absurd and inappropriate raising of ruined buildings, one would hardly know Borehamwood is still contaminated by harmans. They've even given up on their absurd radio chatter, with only the rare static breaking the lovely silence. Some are speculating that they've become pacifists, that their diets, being low on red meat, don't provide them with the energy and aggression required to stand up for themselves. At the very least, it seems that the survivors have become passionate about gun control, and like something out of a blend of Simon Pegg movies are running a marathon (presumably to benefit erectile dysfunction) while being chased and cheered on by enthusiastic zombie "motivators", with the motivation consisting largely of the fact that stragglers will be eaten. Run 'til your heart's content little harmans. We prefer lean meat anyway, and some of you could stand to lose a bit of weight.

Now, I know I promised a detailed account of events recently, but 'tis the season after all, and things are a bit rushed for everyone. So I'm afraid I'm just going to have to list the recent killings from October 15 as they appear on the Borehamwood 100 list. Here's what we've been up to:

Max Fortress -- Killed in the Pike Hotel in Northeast Borehamwood on December 4th, 2009 by Evader2. He appears to have been a harman sacrifice, as a message was spraypainted on the hotel wall -- "Merry Christmas, Mr. Zombie! Enjoy your dinner!" Again, another tasty treat! This is at least the second harman fed to the zombies in the last couple of months. Of course, zombie hunger is all consuming, so a third helping would be greatly appreciated, if it's not too much to ask of our harman benefactor. Might we perhaps get a nice, tasty, high-level harman? Their flavor improves immensely with age, and their constant running makes them lean and delicious. Again, thanks for the nomz! Screenshot

Jane York -- Killed in a factory [570,29] in Northeast Borehamwood on November 17, 2009 (actually 11-18-09_02:54:07 Malton Time, but I usually go by U.S. Eastern Standard Time) by Joe's Pizza after a savage mauling by KaisarDragon left her at 2 HP. Screenshot

S H4 -- Killed in the Bissley Building [533,59] in West Borehamwood on November 3rd, 2009 by Malai Kofta after being spotted and nibbled on by gargula. He got unlucky and was found hiding in a ruined building after hungry zombies in the area made a failed attempt on the life of groggy nodbeggar in Lomax Cinema [523,61].

Bream -- Idled out, date unknown, returned by October 30, 2009, when he died under suspicious circumstances. His location was posted by wiki user DBunten, who noted his presence in the control room [550,84] of Elstree Studios with a truncated screenshot. Notably, the screenshot was of a survivor's profile, indicating probable PK intent. Never ones to turn down a snack when offered, zombies immediately responded. Housemate and Phil Dodds smacked the unfortunate harman around before he was finished off by Mr Falco Macleod, who then fed on the body. Whether a deliberate suicide or a victim of a savage PK, Bream was delicious. The zombie hordes would very much like a second helping, if you please.

Doctor Zorbra -- Killed in Farrand Square Garage [574,66] in Southeast Borehamwood by gargula on October 18, 2009

PravusBrother -- Killed outside The City Tavern [544,64] in Central Borehamwood in the early morning of October 18, 2009 by Let Him Kill You

--Necrofeelinya 04:35, 11 December 2009 (UTC)


November 22, 2009 It's been quite a month for team zombie, and a serious news update is long overdue. Unfortunately, it will have to wait a little longer. Next step is updating the last month's deaths on the Borehamwood 100 list, then a detailed news report covering the progress in extermination of the harmans will be given. For now, the Sightings page has been given a spring cleaning. There was getting to be a lot of clutter there, so to keep anyone from missing new postings, it's been cleared off. Keep up the good work of spotting them harmans, and let's find us some brains!!!--Necrofeelinya 01:41, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

October 15, 2009 Okay, things have gotten a bit behind as far as news updates lately, so it's time to catch up. Today the recently barhaptized zombie Permanent Wave noticed the stench of harmans in St Bartholomew's Hospital in Central Borehamwood. Laying siege to the building, Evader3 managed to break in and found a number of harmans inside waiting to be savaged by hungry zombies. Shortly thereafter, HugoRune showed up and gave fizzelwick of Galaxy News Radio an unfavorable critique of his playlist. Excellent kill, HugoRune, and great teamwork zombies! Here's a crunchy screenshot. The famous GNR takes another hit, how much longer before they're permanently off the air? Rumor has it that the FCC has sent out a hit for the remaining members in an effort to free up the airwaves for acquisition by an unnamed monopolistic media mogul. Is the rumor true? Who knows, but what the heck, it sounds good and we want to kill everyone anyway, so why not add some backstory to it?

It should also be pointed out that the harmans continue to show their contempt for common decency and civility. I've said all along that harmans are a vicious, criminal breed, and they continue to live down to my expectations. In an example of the basic intolerance and crude behavior that harmans are prone to, the survivor known as asdironh took the opportunity to interrupt the zombies' meal to express his views on racial equality. Now, I'm not trying to get preachy or anything, but we zombies are equal opportunity consumers. We don't care about a person's ethnic background, we'll eat their brains regardless. But I also feel obligated to point out that everyone knows that dinnertime is not the time to discuss divisive issues such as ethnic strife, politics, human rights, work, or personal problems. It upsets the digestion. For crying out loud, didn't you people learn anything from "Leave It To Beaver"???? Long story short, someone should kill asdironh. Remember, zombies would never say such things, because they can't. You want him to shut up, take his power of speech away. This is a public service posting for harmans and zombies alike.

On a lighter note, today's successful raid follows on the heels of an as-yet-unreported successful kill from the previous few weeks. On September 21, gargula found a 'caded junkyard at [561,42] in Central Borehamwood. There was admittedly a certain amount of confusion in the response, and distraction with one or more other targets, but by September 23 the 'yard had been breached and Let Him Kill You had spotted a fairly blatantly novice aaaaaa10 shivering in fear within. The decision was made to put the poor thing out of its misery, and by no later than 2:12 am U.S. EST Mike Dodds had arrived and pried back the skull of the offending harman like a Pez dispenser and consumed the precious candy within. Keep up the great work, fellow zombies! The harmans continue to fall before our onslaught!

Update and Advisory I'm a pretty patient guy when it comes to harmans editing this page. I don't mind them expressing their views to a degree or responding briefly to what I post. Some things, however, aren't acceptable. One of those things is editing what I write. It's an easy enough thing for me to fix, but just so you know, it's considered bad Wiki form. That being said, a harman seems to have taken exception to the demise of a friend of his (as they so often do) and decided to make an added post here. I would like to preserve both my own original comments as well as his, so people can get both of our messages as close to the form they were intended in as possible. Without further ado, here's the substance of what was changed from the above post:
:: October 15, 2009, but later, Miller Time-ish I noticed some errors in the preceding post, 
and it would be contrary to the spirit of a Wiki for me to fail to edit them. I urge my undead
acquaintances to review the changes for accuracy, and correct them where they can do so in
good faith. --Saburai 03:30, 16 October 2009 (BST) (AKA Joe England)
October 15, 2009 Okay, there hasn't been anything whatsoever to report by way of 
news  updates lately, but it's time to catch up.  Today the recently barhaptized zombie 
Permanent Wave noticed the stench of harmans in St Bartholomew's Hospital in 
Central Borehamwood. Permanent Wave then, in proper authentic Romero-style zombie fashion  
logged onto the internet using a portable computer, and posted the information to a 
zombie-accessible Internet bulletin board. The zombies, who, naturally, check the 
internet frequently, converged on the hospital. One could not help but
remember Permanent Wave's final words, uttered in his final living moments: 
"Feral all the way.
I wouldn't consider talking to those zombie scum.
Breaking up is hard to do.
So is eating your friends."
Laying siege to the building, Evader3 managed to break in and found 
Permanent Wave's friends inside waiting to be savaged by hungry zombies.  Shortly thereafter,
HugoRune showed up and gave fizzelwick of Galaxy News Radio an unfavorable critique of his
playlist.  Excellent kill, HugoRune, and great managed internet coordination zombies!  
Here's a crunchy screenshot.  The famous GNR takes another hit, how much longer before they're
permanently off the air?  Rumor has it that the FCC has sent out a hit for the remaining members
in an effort to free up the airwaves for acquisition by an unnamed monopolistic media mogul.  
Is the rumor true?  Who knows, but what the heck, it sounds good and we want to kill everyone
anyway, so why not add some backstory to it? Moguls contracting kills via zombies is just as
likely as the digital age story described above. 
I would also like to note that Permanent Wave has his own user talk page, if you're really that upset with him. Personally, I think you're just throwing a hissyfit.--Necrofeelinya 04:27, 16 October 2009 (BST)
Necrofeelingya, I would like to express our own sympathies to the uncalled for racist name calling you zombies were subjected to by a distraught asdironh, I mean he didn't even have the decency to taunt the 4 of you undead chappies for only killing 1 survivor let alone the remaining 4 which managed to get away. But just to let you know, RNS-SDW, we feel for you, or I do, cause the others are asleep or passed out or bludgeoned into unconciousness by our squabbles over who gets the microphone to broadcast from our awesome location which has a competition attached to it and the prize of Rambo lol. I digress, the past few updates for you have been quite civil and actually quite pleasant to read. If you do not have a radio well some of us have been broadcasting over the past few days some really nice dedications and fun to zombies and survivors alike across the airwaves, and you should know that there is still political differences between remaining survivors mainly in trying to implicate some of us as zombie-meta friends, but oh whilst that may seem amusing it won't happen till Rambah Zambah and Layre Zambah are married and they eat me because well sucks to be me. Anyways, just a brief shout out to you and the other organised meta-zeds to say thanks for perservering and keeping the game a challenge and interesting. If you want any songs dedicated at all Gargula is Joe Mofo's brother and can contact us via Joe (To any survivors reading this Gargula has eaten us Rambo's before so don't you go imply that we are pro-zombies, we're only pro-zombies for funsies. That's right Funsies. Cheers, Auretious Taak. P.S. Yes, we know we need to get a wiki group page but most of us have little experience on the wiki despite our long histories playing UD. --Ram Rock Ed First 16:40 AEST 18th October 2009.

September 20, 2009 Permanent Wave was killed in a junkyard [543,60] in West Borehamwood by Evader3 on September 20, 2009 with the assistance of Jim Ed and Housemate. Evader3 got another trophy of harman ears, and the zombies all had a tasty snack. "Surf and Turf", as a matter of fact.--Necrofeelinya 23:01, 20 September 2009 (BST)

September 16, 2009 ThePunisher666 was killed in Pulling Bank [567,60] in East Borehamwood on September 15, 2009. HugoRune found and infected him, then 313Killer and Zombie Rottweiler joined in before Uncle Scruff finished him off. His demise was another brutal blow to the ever-dwindling Rambo Ninja Spiderman's Special Dark Watch. Screenshot This followed quickly upon the death of Stakka Lee, who was killed by Jessica Restrick on September 12, 2009 in a junkyard [561,42] in Central Borehamwood after Phil Dodds broke in and gave him a couple of good initial smacks upside the head. He thought he rolled with mad style, but in the end he just got rolled like a drunk. It's the hard knock life for Stakka... or rather, it was. As of this writing, his profile proudly states "Survival time: 318 days, continuous." Keep up the great work, zombies! The harman population is reeling!--Necrofeelinya 16:23, 16 September 2009 (BST)

September 8, 2009 It was a good night in Central Borehamwood as Paul Whensley provided a tasty meal for Joe's Pizza after a bit of tenderizing performed by Kicking Bird inside St Bartholomew's Hospital [553,60]. Well done, zombies! Congratulations on another fine kill!--Necrofeelinya 03:20, 9 September 2009 (BST)