Indian/Pakistani Leftovers/News Archive March-May 2009

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May 31, 2009 Now it seems that Nemesis MK2 has asked his fellow harmanz to headshot some of the local zombies. Whatever. He also frantically denied being a pervert, despite his clearly disturbing and lewd profile messages, and responded with the term "pervershe idioten", which sounds to me like German.

   * 28.06 MHz: "and a little message out to Necro out there, I never said.." 
   (6 hours and 43 minutes ago)
   * 28.06 MHz: "anything about sexual perversion, that was your demented." 
   (6 hours and 43 minutes ago)
   * 28.06 MHz: "mind that came up with that stuff, so who's the real..." 
   (6 hours and 43 minutes ago)
   * 28.06 MHz: "Pervert? On that note Just try and kill me pervershe idioten" 
   (6 hours and 42 minutes ago)

Of course, we all remember the resume the Germans have built up with early 20th century government and modern scatological cinema, so why wouldn't we believe in Nemesis MK2's innocence? But I've been led to suspect that he's using improper German there, so it may well be that he's also functionally illiterate, a common feature of the criminal underclass. This is exactly why we need a local Zombie Neighborhood Watch to quell the harman population. The depravity these semiliterate breathers get up to is simply shameful. Anyway, the Borehamwood Shopping Centre is down, there's been a lot of activity at Club Lewer [580,52] in East Borehamwood, and there's a report that the Waddams Building [569,96] in Southeast Borehamwood is 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 03:18, 1 June 2009 (BST)

May 30, 2009 Channah Dal Samosa's been working the 'cades outside of Club Brennan, and one of the harman vermin seems to have taken an interest in him, dropping by to say hello. Or something.

  Nemesis Mk2 said "Hi Necro!!! Such a long time since we last met! Of course seeing that
  you've heard my prior broadcast I just have this to say.. FUCK YOU BITCH!" (20 hours and
  4 minutes ago)

Apparently, Nemesis Mk2 seems to think that I remember him for some reason. How self-flattering. I had to scroll down the old news posts to remember what he was blathering about. Of course, what can one expect from someone whose profile reads "A hulking monster, borne from the fruits of decades of research into the powers of the T-Virus and horrific experiments. This creature's only goal is to destroy every zombie in it's path. Wearing: a fake white beard, a Santa hat, a red scarf, a shopping mall staff shirt, a white-trimmed red jacket, a dark red greatcoat, a pair of white-trimmed red trousers and a pair of dark red boots" And his group affiliation says "BPC can suck on it" A fruity monster in a Santa suit asking people to "suck on it"? Told you those harmans were up to some unsavory things in those clubs. Next thing you know they'll be installing steam rooms and hot tubs and leaving trails of candy from local schools to the VIP room. Think of the kids, fellow zombahs, and let's purge this town of its harman scum. Meanwhile, Club Brennan [583,51] is only lightly 'caded, with very active defense. It's definitely possible to breach now if anyone can get to it. Ignore the traitor zombie guarding it, he's just an impotent pest serving as a warning system for the harmanz.--Necrofeelinya 01:04, 31 May 2009 (BST)

May 29, 2009 Alert! A junkyard [571,60] in East Borehamwood has been heavily 'caded. This must be where the harmanz have been staying while building up the Borehamwood Shopping Centre. It needs to be brought down quickly along with the Shopping Centre!--Necrofeelinya 03:52, 30 May 2009 (BST)

May 29, 2009 Alert! The Borehamwood Shopping Center [570,56], [571,56],[571,57],[570,57] is up and 'caded to heavily in all 4 corners! The harmans are bound to be restocking there while their defensive position in far East Borehamwood is under siege. Take it down before they can get a genny up. There are also still some buildings left standing near the Eastern edge of the suburb, but the Shopping Center should take precedence. Also, great work on whacking Gonk Droid! The harmanz are fiesty today, it may be possible to pick a couple more off. Also, Club Brennan [583,51] is down to QSB, someone pop in and see if anyone's home.--Necrofeelinya 00:28, 30 May 2009 (BST)

May 28, 2009 Club Lewer [580,52], St. Mary's Hospital [581,52], 3 junkyards [580,53],[583,52],[582,51], a factory[582,53], Tincknell Road Police Station [583,53], Club Brennan [583,51], and St. Aloysius's Hospital [582,50] are all 'caded in East Borehamwood. RJ Fighter appears to have escaped a close call in South Borehamwood, though Jimkaj gave him a bit of a thrashing before he got away.--Necrofeelinya 19:28, 28 May 2009 (BST)

May 23, 2009 Ya gotta love our zombah crew. We've got a report that Zak Crabb was brought down by Alexander Piegsa of the Borehamwood Party Crew shortly after his presence was reported on May 20th. Great work Alexander Piegsa, and thanks to Dr. Kilbourne for the report!--Necrofeelinya 05:48, 23 May 2009 (BST)

May 22, 2009 A lot of buildings have been taken down lately in the Northwest, and a report indicates that Zak Crabb may have had a very close call, though there's not yet been any indication of his demise. St Eusebius' Hospital [522,39] in West Borehamwood is 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 05:19, 22 May 2009 (BST)

May 16, 2009 Furze Way School [533,26], Fabian General Hospital [530,27], St Juan's Hospital [531,27], the Hartree Hotel [531,28], two warehouses [532,28],[531,29], a junkyard [530,28], and a factory [529,29] in Northwest Borehamwood are 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 00:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)

May 12, 2009 Herrin Way Police Station [521,59], Chiles Way Police Station [522,59], a factory [521,60], Haskins Library [522,60], Graver Cinema [523,60], Lomax Cinema [523,61], McDougall Bank [521,61], Parsley Grove Police Station [522,61], Peel Square Police Station [524,60], Haines Terrace Police Station [525,61] and a junkyard [525,60] have all been 'caded in West Borehamwood. The harmans are still broadcasting radio messages, but none of the buildings on the aforementioned list are yet powered.--Necrofeelinya 05:27, 12 May 2009 (BST)

May 6, 2009 The most recent sighting was yesterday at the factory at [574,46] and Eleutherius General Hospital [574,43] in East Borehamwood.--Necrofeelinya 01:18, 7 May 2009 (BST)

May 3, 2009 A junkyard [562,67] in South Borehamwood has been heavily 'caded. There is also a report that Club Cheek [555,33] in Central Borehamwood is 'caded to EHB.--Necrofeelinya 23:33, 3 May 2009 (BST)

April 29, 2009 A junkyard [545,31] in North Borehamwood is lightly barricaded ++.--Necrofeelinya 15:19, 29 April 2009 (BST)

April 28, 2009 A factory [550,39] and a junkyard [552,39] in Central Borehamwood have been reported 'caded, and clients revenge has been spotted in the area.--Necrofeelinya 01:46, 29 April 2009 (BST)

April 26, 2009 A junkyard [578,62] in East Borehamwood has been 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 23:51, 26 April 2009 (BST)

April 24, 2009 Zombie 3A managed to drag Jin S Kwon out into the street to his demise, and Blieu brought the building back to a proper state of ruination. Fully six zombies gathered outside the junkyard next door to search for remaining harmans, but upon breaking in the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers found none present. Congratulations to all the assembled zombies who participated in the siege at Gautrey Bank [527,44], it took both cooperation and persistence to get this precious kill. Fellow zombahs, you have much to be proud of.--Necrofeelinya 00:36, 25 April 2009 (BST)

April 23, 2009 The siege at Gautrey Bank [527,44] in West Borehamwood continues, and the 'cades are currently back down to VSB+ after being raised back up to max during the night. Traitor zombie Sam Bayley is also there, trying to dissuade the more respectable zombies from doing their jobs like proper undead. If there are young zombies in the area, ol' Sam would be a good one to add as a contact in order to target him for XP farming if you intend to raise your levels that way. But at the moment, all attention should be focused on bringing down the 'cades and getting to those wretched harmans!!! Sam Bayley added to traitor zombies list.--Necrofeelinya 13:08, 23 April 2009 (BST)

Update Well, the reaming of Jin S Kwon has been useful at least to the extent that it enraged Alistair Darling, thus providing him with some advancement. Of course, it would be nice as well to take the unfortunate bastard out. But Axel Vander has come to his rescue, probably from the neighboring junkyard, rebuilding the 'cades to the best of his ability and healing Jin S Kwon back to 60 HP. The ability of harmanz to rescue their fellow ditherers in darkness even when they've been mobbed and reduced to chew toys is a clear game flaw, and it's up to Kevan to recognize and address it, but for now it's clear... the cunt survives despite perhaps a dozen zombies or more in the immediate area and 5 in the same room as him. Pathetic and disheartening. "Darkness" my ass. Both of these punks need to die. Channah Dal Samosa got the little bitch back down to 54 HP. Let's take 'em down, fellow zombahz!!!--Necrofeelinya 01:51, 24 April 2009 (BST)

And he's back to 60 HP. Anybody got a nuke?--Necrofeelinya 03:17, 24 April 2009 (BST)

Down to 57 HP, just for the sake of keeping track, and for those referencing it on DevSug, not that it'll have an immediate effect. Oh, and though I don't mention it in the news, I probably got him down to his 40s or lower when I first started beating on him, with additional credit to other, anonymous zombies, of course.--Necrofeelinya 04:12, 24 April 2009 (BST)

April 22, 2009 Gautrey Bank [527,44] in West Borehamwood is currently 'caded to VSB++ with a fairly decent number of zombies present. More are needed to bring down the 'cades as quickly as possible and slaughter any harmans inside.--Necrofeelinya 23:03, 22 April 2009 (BST)

April 20, 2009 Club Wolfeius [531,19] in Northwest Borehamwood is up and 'caded to VHB++. Not much else has been going on, there has been a little activity lately, but the 'burbs have been pretty empty with few zombies and no harmans in sight. This may signal a shift in survivor behavior to straight HIPS tactics instead of relying on 'caded buildings.--Necrofeelinya 01:59, 21 April 2009 (BST)

April 14, 2009 In Southwest Borehamwood St Anicetus's Hospital [537,92], the Bowell Building [538,92], Percifull Grove School [538,91] and a junkyard [537,91] are up and 'caded. Malai Kofta of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies has recently spent a good deal of time sparring with his fellow zombies to hone his hunting skills, due to a streak of particularly bad luck in tackling 'cades. His advancement has been reasonably swift, though the frequency of successful attacks continues to be troubling. Congratulations to Kelly Tripplet on the reported whacking of Firechief Grimlock in Countryside (East)! Nice kill! Your name has been removed from the list of traitor zombies, sorry for any misunderstanding. You've shown yourself to be a true zombah hero. Also, this page is finally being updated again after almost a week of neglect and too much time spent dithering on the suggestions page.--Necrofeelinya 02:44, 15 April 2009 (BST)

April 7, 2009 The Eccleston Building [512,86], St Charles's Church [512,85], a factory [513,84], Brazey Bank [511,84], the Allsop Building [510,85], Stephen General Hospital [511,83], Herne Walk Police Station [512,83], Cape Library [513,83], and probably a few other buildings are up and 'caded in Elstree, with a few zombies present trying to take them down. The Eccleston Building [512,86] is lit. In West Borehamwood, Herrin Terrace Police Station [521,59], a factory [521,60], Chiles Way Police Station [522,59], Haskins Library [522,60], Graver Cinema [523,60], McDougall Bank [521,61], Parsley Grove Police Station [522,61], and Lomax Cinema [523,61] are all 'caded, with only one zombie nearby, and he's probably a scout for the harmanz. Clearly the harman plan to bore the zombies of Boredomwood out of existence is succeeding beyond their wildest expectations.--Necrofeelinya 02:02, 8 April 2009 (BST)

April 5, 2009 The harmanz are taunting the zombah hordes over the radio.

  28.06 MHz: "Good morning Folks...er Afternoon at the least, This is" 
  28.06 MHz: "Nemesis Mk2 saying Sup to all survivors, Keep up those.." 
  28.06 MHz: "Headshots, them zeds aren't getting any deader. Be Proud..." 
  28.06 MHz: "That we survivors have done a much better job living then..." 
  28.06 MHz: "our unfortunate friends in Monroeville, We have less zeds.." 
  28.06 MHz: "then they do for the same amount of time and we've still got" 
  28.06 MHz: "a Huge chunk of the BHW100 still alive, Keep up the ..." 
  28.06 MHz: "Repairs, and excellant job, with any luck we can run the..." 
  28.06 MHz: "zed hoards even deeper into the ground then they currently ." 
  28.06 MHz: "are. If you see a BPC, I/P Delicasies, or any other zed..."
  28.06 MHz: "an organized group give them this following message from..." 
  28.06 MHz: "me along with a good headshot..." 
  28.06 MHz: "You can try and kill us, but you rotters don't have a..." 
  28.06 MHz: "chance of killing us except through extreme luck, so keep..." 
  28.06 MHz: "pounding on those cades while we lol at your lame attempts.." 
  28.06 MHz: "at finding food, We will enjoy the fun." 
  28.06 MHz: "This is Nemesis Mk2 saying Good luck and happy hunting!"

Of course, we're all aware that in such an empty city a few timid survivors have an easy time hiding against a horde which they fail to entertain in any way. It's only through the remarkable patience and dedication of the fine zombies of this town who yet remain that the pathetic wallflowers who pass for survivors here derive any satisfaction from their worthless lives at all. But zombahs are a generous, charitable lot, particularly when it comes to the communal sharing of internal organs, and so the horde will continue to carry the weight for this town while the harman welfare bums keep hiding and playing with each others unmentionables in the dark.--Necrofeelinya 02:06, 6 April 2009 (BST)

April 3, 2009 The Hogshead [521,98], the Balman Square Fire Station [521,97], The Old Swan [522,97], The Jolly Crispin [522,95], a junkyard [522,96], and the Elmund Hotel [523,96] are all up and 'caded in Elstree. Zombies are needed to take them down, a few are in the area, but not nearly enough.--Necrofeelinya 00:11, 4 April 2009 (BST)

April 1, 2009 Tonkins Avenue Police Station [517,98] and Cayme Library [519,98] are up and 'caded in Elstree, and there is a report of St Oniphrius's Hospital [523,81] and its two adjacent junkyards [522,80], [524,82] also being up and 'caded. Many more zombies are needed to deal with the current harman infestation in Elstree.--Necrofeelinya 23:35, 1 April 2009 (BST)

March 30, 2009 Pullinger Walk Police Station [516,93] is quite strongly 'caded at the moment. St Vincent's Hospital [517,95] was back up briefly, but has now been ruined again.--Necrofeelinya 01:33, 31 March 2009 (BST)

March 29, 2009 A factory [562,41] adjacent to Coat Bank [563,42] in Central Borehamwood is 'caded, as is a junkyard [561,42] adjacent to the factory. Various buildings nearby remain open but unruined.--Necrofeelinya 00:03, 30 March 2009 (BST)

March 28, 2009 A junkyard [516,94] and neighboring St Vincent's Hospital [517,95] are up and 'caded in Elstree. Meanwhile, progress is being made by zombies on the harman safehouses found yesterday in Central Borehamwood.--Necrofeelinya 02:06, 29 March 2009 (BST)

March 27, 2009 A junkyard [565,42], the Pius Library [564,41], a petrol station[565,41], St Simeon's Hospital [565,39] and the Coat Bank [563,42] in Central Borehamwood have all been 'caded. Neighboring St Philomena's Church [566,40] in East Borehamwood is also 'caded. A few zombies are already on the scene, attempting to take down the buildings, but more are needed. Also, Club Slann in Elstree is 'caded, with a few zombies outside.--Necrofeelinya 00:12, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

March 24, 2009 There's a report that Club Brennan [583.51] and its two adjoining junkyards [582,51],[583,52] have been 'caded in East Borehamwood. Additional zombies requested to stop the spread of 'caded buildings.--Necrofeelinya 23:20, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

March 22, 2009 According to the list of the Borehamwood 100, Jhoe Strummer was killed on March 20th by Kappleman. Congratulations, Kappleman! The current stats for Borehamwood now list just 61 survivors left standing. The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers are ranging over vast distances in search of new harman victims, and Galaxy News Radio is still broadcasting, so the harmanz clearly aren't all hiding in ruins at the moment, there has to be at least one powered and lit building out there somewhere. Let's find it and take 'em down, zombies!--Necrofeelinya 23:23, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

March 18, 2009 In Countryside (East) there is a garage [594,32] currently 'caded with a number of zombies present. The barn [594,31] nearby is standing, but unbarricaded. At least one of the nearby zombies is known to be survivor-friendly. Available zombies would do well to patrol the area near the locks to prevent harmanz from escaping. There are only four buildings in Countryside (East), and with three of them open or ruined there aren't many places to hide for any harmanz who make the mistake of taking refuge there, so patrolling near the river locks at [588,45] and [588,48] may well pay off when they try to make a break for it. In Central Borehamwood there was a report yesterday of harman activity and a 'caded building at Club Applin [549,38].--Necrofeelinya 01:37, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Update A junkyard [545,31] in the southwest corner of North Borehamwood next to the Havercroft Museum [546,31] is 'caded. It is currently at VHB.--Necrofeelinya 01:08, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Update Tedd E Bear's profile indicates that he is now dead. The iwitness address contained in his profile indicates that he was killed March 18, 2009 in Club Pilkington in East Borehamwood by Jim Ed. Further, Jim Ed claims credit for having killed Samual Giovanni, Mr Mifsud, and Charles P Cramer in his profile. Excellent work Jim Ed!--Necrofeelinya 01:37, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Update It seems that recent days have been kind indeed to the zombie cause! Examing the list of The Borehamwood 100, a number of harmanz have met their fate recently, with Tedd E Bear, Alexia Orosco, Alistair Darling and Jupiter XII all having met with violent ends over the past two days. Further, Jim Ed has posted a delightful account of his dedicated stalking of Tedd E Bear here. It's good to see a zombie who takes pride in his work. Thanks for the great read, as well as for the helpful tips, Jim Ed!--Necrofeelinya 02:13, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

March 16, 2009 Harp Bank [547,20] in North Borehamwood is 'caded, and there is a report of 'caded buildings around Wescombe Terrace Police Station [546,18] with noted harman activity.--Necrofeelinya 23:54, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

March 13, 2009 Drinking Gravy of the Borehamwood Party Crew killed Neal Sterling outside the Popham Bank [558,10] in North Borehamwood between March 12 - 13. Nice work Drinking Gravy! Also, solsinfin's profile indicates that he too has been killed, though the circumstances of his demise are unknown as is the approximate date, though odds are it occurred within the last two weeks.--Necrofeelinya 23:17, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

March 12, 2009 Emergency alert in Elstree! Bobbi Andreson found in Herne Police Station by Larrybob! She is down to 24 HP, zombies needed to finish her off!--Necrofeelinya 19:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Update Larrybob2 took care of Bobbi Andreson, stomping her down with gusto. Much thanks to Larrybob2 for spreading word of the Survivor Sightings page on his profile!--Necrofeelinya 02:35, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

March 11, 2009 Tryme Road Garage [559,10], Veronica General Hospital [559,8], St Emma's Hospital [560,9], Popham Bank [558,10], the Howe Building [559,11], a junkyard [558,11], Harvey Terrace Police Station [559,12], a factory [559,13], Schonlau Cinema [560,13] and Muller Cinema [561,12] in North Borehamwood have are all standing and 'caded. There may be still more locations 'caded as well. The harmanz have established a vipers' nest of refuges here. A few zombies have gathered to take them down, but very few indeed. More are needed.--Necrofeelinya 15:25, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

March 8, 2009 The Indian/Pakistani Delicacies report that the Elstree Shopping Center [507,87][508,87][507,88][508,88] is currently standing, though the northeast and southwest corners have been breached. A zombie with the ability to Ransack the building is requested to aid in its destruction. Also, Martha General Hospital [508,89] is up and 'caded. Clearly the harmanz have not left their bases in Elstree. In North Borehamwood, Tregigda Row Police Station [555,25] is standing. It would seem from the dearth of zombie activity in Borehamwood that the harmanz are close to their goal of turning the entire town into an oversized alternative to chatrooms for pedophiles. It may be that short of PK activity, of which there is none noted, the only thing that can save Borehamwood from becoming a refuge for lonely internet unsavories is direct intervention by Kevan, with either a reopening of the borders, which is at best a temporary solution the effectiveness of which is questionable, or a change to the overall game dynamic to provide more interest for characters to play zombies and, in fact, to remain in Borehamwood in general.--Necrofeelinya 00:07, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

March 5, 2009 There's a report of aggressive harman activity in North Borehamwood, around the vicinity of St Matheos' Hospital [556,21], with survivors actively engaging at least one zombie. In the Southwest, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers are currently besieging the heavily 'caded Wheelhouse Building [543,90], but have not seen actual harman activity lately, and so may be besieging an empty safehouse just to bring it to ruins. In Elstree, the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies report a junkyard [502,76] near the northwest corner of the 'burb is 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 22:13, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

March 4, 2009 A standing factory [532,96] has been found in Southwest Borehamwood, it may be where the harman survivors from southern Elstree have fled to. Zombie assistance is requested bringing it down ASAP so that the harmanz can't establish more such refuges.--Necrofeelinya 18:54, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

March 3, 2009 Balman Square Fire Station [521,97] and Bruno General Hospital [520,98] are ruined, while Cayme Library [519,98] is under siege. More zombies are still needed in the area, but the harmanz have probably fled. Dedicated zombies should hunt down their new residences and report their whereabouts on the Survivor Tracking page so that any available zombie first responders can arrive to demolish them quickly.--Necrofeelinya 00:49, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

March 2, 2009 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers smashed at the 'cades at Bruno General Hospital [520,98], taking them from EHB++ down to QSB+, but immediate assistance is required if this siege is going to be effective. More zombies are needed!--Necrofeelinya 01:57, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

March 1, 2009 Monty Cobra, AKA Three Dog of Galaxy News Radio, has been hanging out near Gaiger Cinema [514,83]. He may be trying to discourage the assault. This may be an indication that the harmanz are still in Gaiger, at least some of them, and as the building is currently only loosely 'caded it would behoove any available zombies to bring it down ASAP. This may be a golden opportunity, and it would be a shame to waste it.--Necrofeelinya 05:25, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Update The recorded number of surviving harmanz seems to have dropped precipitously, from 90 to 80 seemingly overnight... can it be? Can a nest of harmanz somewhere have been exposed and destroyed? Or have they merely timed out? The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have long suspected that harmanz are hiding in Radlett and the Northwest... did something just happen to them?--Necrofeelinya 05:46, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

ALERT Bruno General Hospital [520,98], Tonkins Avenue Police Station [517,98], Balman Square Fire Station [521,97], Cayme Library [519,98] and the Sleeman Hotel [518,97] on the southernmost edge of Elstree are all standing and 'caded. Zombie assistance is requested bringing them down ASAP.--Necrofeelinya 01:11, 2 March 2009 (UTC)