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group_image=[[Image:Kitten_Eye.jpg]]| | group_image=[[Image:Kitten_Eye.jpg]]| | ||
group_abbrev= | group_abbrev=WTF| | ||
group_membership= | group_membership=14| | ||
group_leaders=Major Angry Hamish| | group_leaders=Major Angry Hamish| | ||
group_goals=Bringing Malton it's daily dose of WTF!| | group_goals=Bringing Malton it's daily dose of WTF!| | ||
group_recruit=Got issues? Oh yes you do. Come on in!| | group_recruit=Got issues? Oh yes you do. Come on in!| | ||
group_contact=Post any comments and join requests on | group_contact=Post any comments and join requests on [http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Randoms our Forum]. We're always up for a chat in our IRC, currently irc://irc.synirc.net/randoms | ||
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==Mythos== | |||
Know, my child, that in the time of the great undying, Chaos reigned, the dead rose, and the living cried out for a beacon of light in the darkness. From this fog of anarchy emerged a handful of survivors who strode boldly forth and proclaimed to all that they would deliver order and justice through the muzzle of their assault rifles, with ultimate victory for all survivors who would band together and join with them, katanas in hand, to glory. And when the waves of laughter diminished, and the stomachs of survivors and zombies alike ceased aching with the strain of unbridled mirth, they rose to find these humorous visitors gone and proclaimed "Ok, now what do we do?". And with those humble beginnings, Bravo Squad emerged to sow the seeds of a different flavor of chaos in their homeland of [[Buttonville]]. | |||
==Home Turf== | |||
Bravo Squad is the ubersquad of [[The Randoms]]. All the other squads secretly wish they were Bravo, but they'll never admit it. The squad operates out of Bravo Sector (surprise surprise), which is in the NE corner of Buttonville. Bravo Squad is the cultural epicenter of [[The Randoms]], and is the source of all of the group culture and knowledge, stemming from the fact that [[The Mechel Museum]] is in Bravo Sector. As a result, [[The Mechel Museum]] is the most important building in Buttonville, if not in all of Malton. Oh, and there are other buildings as well, like Brazey NT, Fort NT, 2 Factories, and Ranson Police Department. So, yeah, we got it all, baby. | |||
==History of Bravo and its squad leader== | |||
In the beginning, there was a man. A man with a vision...and a kitty. This man was known as Ruan. Around him formed an undifferentiated mass which, in time, became known as "Bravo". Eventually, the kitty consumed the vision entirely, and his attention rose to a higher plane, leaving command of Bravo Squad to some young punk. GPunk, to be precise. Under his command, the squad experienced a time that historians now call "the cleansing", but we do not speak of that time. Eventually, the GPunk faded into the background of the tapestry of life and a new leader emerged and proclaimed himself Mark15! In so doing, he left forever unanswered the question of Marks 1-14 as a imponderable for Philosophers. Eventually, despite his greatness, Mark15 likewise was consumed by the mundane. From the ashes arose a new leader, grasping the mantle of authority in his cheezy grip, he looked forth upon the landscape and proclaimed "Now that I've changed I'm exactly the same!" But nobody hears because the cheers were too loud. That man. That Icon. That symbol of ambiguity. The One. The Unknowable. The Unthinkable. The Protracted. '''[[User:Angry Hamish|ANGRY HAMISH]]'''! | |||
==Meet Bravo Squad: The Randoms [[The_Randoms/Bravo_Squad/SWAT_Team|SWAT Team!]]== | |||
====Our Glorious Leader==== | |||
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| <center>[[User:Angry Hamish|<span style='color:blue'>'''Angry Hamish'''</span>]]</center> | |||
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You thought he was just [[The_Randoms/Enterprises/Hamish|a doll]]? He's not a doll! He's an ACTION FIGURE! And he's here to provide all the action you need, baby. He likes long walks in [[Griffiths_Park|Griffiths Park]] and nipping a pint with his fellow Randoms at [[The_Curtice_Arms|The Curtice Arms]]. He has a specially appointed room at [[The_Barret_Hotel|The Barret Hotel]] where, if you're lucky, you might spend some quality time with him. Find him. FAK him. Love him. | |||
====Second-in-Command==== | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''SickBodySickMind'''</span></center> | |||
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Sick? She's sick alright! And when you find out what she's got you'll want some of it! As second-in-command of Bravo Squad she is constantly cleaning up the messes Angry Hamish leaves behind. Furthermore, as the head pricker of The Randoms Department of Health, she's the one who will be there to penetrate you with an NT syringe when you're feeling dead-tired and need a pick-me-up. | |||
== | ====Sergeants==== | ||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''Ailin Zhang'''</span></center> | |||
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| <center>Oh noes, she's gone zed!</center> | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''Dorten'''</span></center> | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''Bombeiro da Silva'''</span></center> | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''Groovymarlin'''</span></center> | |||
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| <center>[[User:Cheese_Knight|<span style='color:blue'>'''Cheese Knight'''</span>]]</center> | |||
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| <center>[[Image:CheeseK.jpg|100px]]</center> | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''insidiousbookworm'''</span></center> | |||
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Insidiousbookworm can usually be found around the Mechel Museum, seeing the distinct lack of libraries in Bravo Sector. He does always have a newspaper handy, which he will use to terrify zombies into submission by reading their horoscopes over and over and over... | |||
Also, he has a strong affinity for loud socks. | |||
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== | ====Corporals==== | ||
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| <center>[[User:Zig13|<span style='color:blue'>'''Zig13'''</span>]]</center> | |||
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| <center>[[User:Lorddragonfang|<span style='color:blue'>'''Lorddragonfang'''</span>]]</center> | |||
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| <center>[[Image:LDF.jpg|100px]]</center> | |||
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[[user:lorddragonfang|Lord Dragonfang]] is a relatively sane scientist that once worked for NecroTech, experimenting with a mysterious anti-undead substance know as ectoplasm, rumored to be similar to the mk1 revival serum. (rumor also has it that his brother was conducting similar experiments, but now is among the shambling ranks of undead). He also experimented with various methods of time travel. Upon discovering, after the outbreak, that the Randoms had managed to succeed in inventing [[The_Randoms/Enterprises/Future|time travel]] in their quest for chicken cassaroles, he quickly joined their operation and become a valued member of bravo squad. | |||
He always wears his Randoms pimp hat and an odd silver seven-sided star amulet, and rambles on about dragons and time travel. | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''Karen Carter'''</span></center> | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''DoctorJunk'''</span></center> | |||
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| <center><span style='color:blue'>'''Meesta Wong'''</span></center> | |||
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====Hangers-on==== | |||
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| <center>[[User:Ruan|<span style='color:blue'>'''Ruan'''</span>]]</center> | |||
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| <center>[[Image:RuanKitten.jpg|100px]]</center> | |||
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The original founder of the Randoms is now The Randoms' diplomat/kitten herder and a member of Random Command. This doesn't stop him from joining Bravo squad on operations though. | |||
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Abbreviation: | WTF |
Group Numbers: | 14 |
Leadership: | Major Angry Hamish |
Goals: | Bringing Malton it's daily dose of WTF! |
Recruitment Policy: | Got issues? Oh yes you do. Come on in! |
Contact: | Post any comments and join requests on our Forum. We're always up for a chat in our IRC, currently irc://irc.synirc.net/randoms |
Mythos
Know, my child, that in the time of the great undying, Chaos reigned, the dead rose, and the living cried out for a beacon of light in the darkness. From this fog of anarchy emerged a handful of survivors who strode boldly forth and proclaimed to all that they would deliver order and justice through the muzzle of their assault rifles, with ultimate victory for all survivors who would band together and join with them, katanas in hand, to glory. And when the waves of laughter diminished, and the stomachs of survivors and zombies alike ceased aching with the strain of unbridled mirth, they rose to find these humorous visitors gone and proclaimed "Ok, now what do we do?". And with those humble beginnings, Bravo Squad emerged to sow the seeds of a different flavor of chaos in their homeland of Buttonville.
Home Turf
Bravo Squad is the ubersquad of The Randoms. All the other squads secretly wish they were Bravo, but they'll never admit it. The squad operates out of Bravo Sector (surprise surprise), which is in the NE corner of Buttonville. Bravo Squad is the cultural epicenter of The Randoms, and is the source of all of the group culture and knowledge, stemming from the fact that The Mechel Museum is in Bravo Sector. As a result, The Mechel Museum is the most important building in Buttonville, if not in all of Malton. Oh, and there are other buildings as well, like Brazey NT, Fort NT, 2 Factories, and Ranson Police Department. So, yeah, we got it all, baby.
History of Bravo and its squad leader
In the beginning, there was a man. A man with a vision...and a kitty. This man was known as Ruan. Around him formed an undifferentiated mass which, in time, became known as "Bravo". Eventually, the kitty consumed the vision entirely, and his attention rose to a higher plane, leaving command of Bravo Squad to some young punk. GPunk, to be precise. Under his command, the squad experienced a time that historians now call "the cleansing", but we do not speak of that time. Eventually, the GPunk faded into the background of the tapestry of life and a new leader emerged and proclaimed himself Mark15! In so doing, he left forever unanswered the question of Marks 1-14 as a imponderable for Philosophers. Eventually, despite his greatness, Mark15 likewise was consumed by the mundane. From the ashes arose a new leader, grasping the mantle of authority in his cheezy grip, he looked forth upon the landscape and proclaimed "Now that I've changed I'm exactly the same!" But nobody hears because the cheers were too loud. That man. That Icon. That symbol of ambiguity. The One. The Unknowable. The Unthinkable. The Protracted. ANGRY HAMISH!
Meet Bravo Squad: The Randoms SWAT Team!
Our Glorious Leader
You thought he was just a doll? He's not a doll! He's an ACTION FIGURE! And he's here to provide all the action you need, baby. He likes long walks in Griffiths Park and nipping a pint with his fellow Randoms at The Curtice Arms. He has a specially appointed room at The Barret Hotel where, if you're lucky, you might spend some quality time with him. Find him. FAK him. Love him.
Second-in-Command
Sick? She's sick alright! And when you find out what she's got you'll want some of it! As second-in-command of Bravo Squad she is constantly cleaning up the messes Angry Hamish leaves behind. Furthermore, as the head pricker of The Randoms Department of Health, she's the one who will be there to penetrate you with an NT syringe when you're feeling dead-tired and need a pick-me-up.
Sergeants
Insidiousbookworm can usually be found around the Mechel Museum, seeing the distinct lack of libraries in Bravo Sector. He does always have a newspaper handy, which he will use to terrify zombies into submission by reading their horoscopes over and over and over...
Also, he has a strong affinity for loud socks.
Corporals
Lord Dragonfang is a relatively sane scientist that once worked for NecroTech, experimenting with a mysterious anti-undead substance know as ectoplasm, rumored to be similar to the mk1 revival serum. (rumor also has it that his brother was conducting similar experiments, but now is among the shambling ranks of undead). He also experimented with various methods of time travel. Upon discovering, after the outbreak, that the Randoms had managed to succeed in inventing time travel in their quest for chicken cassaroles, he quickly joined their operation and become a valued member of bravo squad.
He always wears his Randoms pimp hat and an odd silver seven-sided star amulet, and rambles on about dragons and time travel.
Hangers-on
The original founder of the Randoms is now The Randoms' diplomat/kitten herder and a member of Random Command. This doesn't stop him from joining Bravo squad on operations though.