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  date=January 30, 2007|
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'''''This character is retired'''''


'''I am just like you -'''<br />
I'm sorry to say that this character is retired. My other characters are not retired, so you might prefer to [[User:Jasonjason|read about them]] or to read my [[User:Jasonjason/haiku|haikus]]. I'm leaving this page here for posterity, mostly because it provides context for the haiku page.  This character was in the [[Columbine Kids]] for most of his PKing career. He joined [[Mostly Harmless]] shortly before retiring.
'''with a cup of tea, a friend,'''<br />
'''a corpse at my feet.'''




'''''Who are you?'''''
'''''Who are you?'''''


I am jasonjason, and I am a PKer, a poet, a radio spammer, and an egotistical pain in the ass.  I write haikus for some of my victims, which you can see on my [[user:jasonjason/haiku|haiku page]].
I am jasonjason, and I am a PKer, a poet, a radio spammer, and an egotistical pain in the ass.  I write haikus for some of my victims, which you can see on my [[user:jasonjason/haiku|haiku page]].  




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'''''No, seriously, who!???'''''
'''''No, seriously, who!???'''''


Your friends. I get revived at revive points, just like everybody else.  Sometimes people scan me and revive, sometimes they don't scan. 
Your friends.
 
 
'''''Do you think bounty hunters are silly?'''''
 
Sometimes.  I like the ones who know that they're just glorified PKers.  I think the ones who think that killing PKers will increase survivor safety are silly.  You kill me and dump me outside.  I walk to the revive point, and one of your pals revives me.  The net effect is that survivors waste at least 50 AP to kill me and then revive me, while I spent a few AP walking to the revive point.  If you stopped killing and started reviving, you'd notice that you're sitting around wasting your AP and the AP of your fellow survivors, without actually accomplishing anything.  You sit in safe areas complaining, but in truth, you refuse to leave your comfort zone.  There are zombies right around the corner, and your neighbors are fighting for their lives.  You'd rather kill me than help out your neighbor. 


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Latest revision as of 17:31, 4 March 2009

~~ dgw ~~ jasonjason ~~ haiku ~~ talk ~~

I am just like you -
with a cup of tea, a friend,
a corpse at my feet.
jasonjason
Joined: January 30, 2007
Character style: PKer
Favorite equipment: shotgun, pistol
Current status: retired
Kills: 159
Bounty: 55 (KOS)
Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
jasonjason has PKed 159 people.
Bloodyknife.jpg PKer
jasonjason is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.
Gun.jpg Bang!
jasonjason wants you to die.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Death Count
jasonjason has died 90 times.
Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
jasonjason supports the
Honor Among Thieves Policy

This character is retired

I'm sorry to say that this character is retired. My other characters are not retired, so you might prefer to read about them or to read my haikus. I'm leaving this page here for posterity, mostly because it provides context for the haiku page. This character was in the Columbine Kids for most of his PKing career. He joined Mostly Harmless shortly before retiring.


Who are you?

I am jasonjason, and I am a PKer, a poet, a radio spammer, and an egotistical pain in the ass. I write haikus for some of my victims, which you can see on my haiku page.


Why did you kill me?

I kill whoever I want to. I might have killed you because you said something dumb, or maybe because you said something funny. I might like you. You might remind me of someone I knew long ago, before we had all these zombies around, back when I was sane. If you think you're too boring to get my attention, then I might have killed you for boring me.


Is your kill count accurate?

Yes. I keep evidence of all my kills, and that count is accurate.


Who the hell keeps reviving you?

Your friends.


No, seriously, who!???

Your friends.

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