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Reliable Exterminators of the Dead & Inanimate

Abbreviation:	R.E.D.I.
Group Numbers:	69
Leadership:	Andgucps, Medical1, lordkeldorn, shifty guy, lololol69
Goals:	The Extermination of all undead and the protection of edgecombe.
Recruitment Policy:	Recruiting Now!!!
Contact:	Recruitment: Andgucps: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1570408 or Medical1: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1627595

The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead (R.E.D.) are a small survivor group dedicated to the obliteration of the undead in Malton. They currently stand proudly in Edgecombe defending their area with only a small handful of survivors against the hordes of theunliving

Members and Titles (not up to date yet)

Andgucps - Grand Leader of R.E.D,R.E.D Council Leader, Leader of Scientific corps

Medical1 - Head Medic of R.E.D, Radio operator, R.E.D Council member, Leader of Medical corps

lordkeldorn - (Former) Leader of Military Operations. Third member of the group.

Splattty - Head Engineer, R.E.D Council member, Leader of Engineering corps

Zubber666 - Leader of Combat Corps, R.E.D Council Member

Yigoon - The Lewdtenant of The P.I.N.K! Corp. (currently he is out with sum hawt babes)

BenjoDeath - Unknown, (we need to know what you want to be)

History of R.E.D

R.E.D was a recently formed survivor group originally formed by the 4 main R.E.D council members, Andgucps, Splattty, Medical1 and Zubber666 to combat the zombie threat to Edgecombe. The group was formed unconciously when the five embattled survivors emerged from the remains of a zombie horde. They instantly struck an alliance and that alliance has yet to be broken. The groups actions are determined via discussion within the council. The council members each lead a different corp of the group

Andgucps leads the Scientific core in the mass production of revivification syringes, further research into faster ways of revivification and the procession of relationships going from first base all the way to 69th. All that time working in the lab has not diminished his combat ability either, along with his intellect, a firearm, no matter what it is (d-d-d-d-DILDOES), is deadly in his hands.

Medical1 leads the medical corp in the revivification of Zombies and sexual healing of survivors. He can often be found in pharmacies, gathering supplies for first aid kits and for the production of safe sex equipment. Despite the fact that he is a medic, he is still a fearsome foe in combat. The last thing many zombies will ever hear is either a single howling voice or a chorus of voices from the sexual healing Medical corp Medical1 leads before they are torn apart in a frenzy of lust and sexual deprivation.

Splattty leads the Engineering corp of the group, maintaining and keeping the generators refueled with man-oil and milk, rebuilding barricades and repairing buildings. He can be found in auto repair shops and factories, salvaging what he can make from the debris of a condemned nightclub. Leading the gruelling life of an engineer is hard, often calling for strength and sexual abstainence. His attacks may be clumsy but a punch from this man can shatter the skull of an ox and his 5 girlfriends (J.I.L.L. *trace out ur left hand ;)*) can beat him very quickly.

Yigoon also leads an unofficial corps that branches through all of R.E.D. for those looking for a good time ;D

Glorious Battles of R.E.D

THE MEETING OF MINDS: The leaders of all the corps of R.E.D had assembled at the Mallack Museum for a meeting to determine the ultimate fate of the group,and exchange the huuuge amounts of porn they had stockpiled since the past meeting. The rest of the corpsmen had gone off somewhere to find a drink and entertainment along with Yigoon(who went to the local nightclub). The meeting droned on for hours with the lights on, a fatal mistake on Splatttys part. A large amount of feral zombies had become mystified by the lights and naturally gone for the guaranteed meal. The first presentiment of their attack was the faint thump of them pulling down the barricades. The leaders used their vast amounts of experience to attempt to stop this threat, rushing from exhibits to the doors and barricading as fast as they could. They knew that eventually the barricades would be brought down by ever increasing amounts of zombies and were just stalling for time as the various leaders loaded their guns and sharpened their weapons. As the first zombies broke through the doors they were met with a hail of shotgun, pistol fire, the front rank of the zombies torn to pieces. As the gun smoke cleared, Medical1, and splattty charged out with weapons flailing, trying to buy enough time for andgucps to call for help on the radio. They took down a gratifying amount of zombies before numbers started to drive them back. Splattty was first to fall, grabbed and bitten by numerous zombie, Medical1 was next, surrounded by piles of corpses before being dogpiled by many more. Andgucps fought off the zombies with his unending arsenal of guns and syringes, reviving and killing many zombies. Their message had gotten through and the rear of the zombie charge was broken by the remaining R.E.D corpsmen (i.e. ghosts) and various other groups, what they found inside were 4 human corpses surrounded by tens of other decomposing corpses and andgucps, infected and pale from blood loss. There were many who were around when he died. Truly, R.E.D had paid a terrible price for this victory but it ended happily, with all the leaders revived and exterminating zombies again.

Recruitment

The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead are currently recruiting new members. Remember, the earlier and more co-operateive you are, the higher you rank. The better you do in combat, the higher your rank will go up. Its pretty obvious.Leave your name here for your rank and recruitment.

Recruitment list (leave your REAL name here (******, Leave this section alone or i will MURDER YOU!!!)):

Ben O'Hagan (BenjoDeath), Also leave your ID

LORDKELDORN: Good to see you guys are still around. I see you've made it to your mid thirties :p. IDK if you guys still play or whatever, but I don't. So yeah...YOU BITCHES YOU REMOVED MY STORY FROM THE CLAN HISTORY SECTION.

lololol69: IMA ZOMBIE

Policies of R.E.D

Please note: All of the user related policies relate to Yigoon since he is the only motherfuckin, non drunk, atheist on this fuckin plane that knows what to do with a banana and totally wants to be a killer whale with them wings n shit

	Mr. Rogers Style!
	This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood.

	Fertilize the Land Policy
	This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!

	Project UnWelcome Member
	Need help? Piss off.

	I AM NOT FUCKIN DURNK!!
	Yigoon is currently drunk

	B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
	This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

	Killer Whales
	This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.

	Stop Suggesting Crap!
	This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life.

	SNAKES ON A PLANE
	The owner of this page wants these motherfuckin snakes, off this motherfuckin plane!

	McZeds™
	This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.

R.E.D Ally

This group or user firmly believes in the Reliable Exterminators of the dead and their dead exterminating ways. You mess with one of us or our allies and prepare to be exterminated with cleansing blade and flame

Kill on Sight List

Mold- Pker, 2a W4rUd0- PKer, Goolina- PKer, ladraum- Kills zombies in cemetaries awaiting revival, lololol69- for makes this page a better place

By The Way

If there are any inappropriate materials in this data, please contact me (Yigoon/lololol69) as this is the fault of Medical1 and his innuendous ways.

Alliances

Proposals for Alliances

Alliances must be run by Medical1 in this section, if approved you may have this posted on your wiki page

	R.E.D Ally
	This group or user firmly believes in the Reliable Exterminators of the dead and their dead exterminating ways. You mess with one of us or our allies and prepare to be exterminated with cleansing blade and flame

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   |group_abbrev= R.E.D.I.
   |group_membership= 69
-  |group_leaders= Andgucps, Medical1, lordkeldorn, shifty guy
+  |group_leaders= Andgucps, Medical1, lordkeldorn, shifty guy, lololol69
-  |group_goals= The Extermination of all undead and the protection of edgecombe...Really???
+  |group_goals= The Extermination of all undead and the protection of edgecombe.
   |group_recruit= Recruiting Now!!!
   |group_contact= Recruitment: Andgucps: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1570408 or Medical1: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1627595
   }}
-The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead (R.E.D.) are a small survivor group dedicated to the obliteration of the undead in Malton. They currently stand proudly in Edgecombe defending their area with only a small handful of survivors against the hordes of the living and porn-holders.
+The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead (R.E.D.) are a small survivor group dedicated to the obliteration of the undead in Malton. They currently stand proudly in Edgecombe defending their area with only a small handful of survivors against the hordes of theunliving
-== Members and Titles (not up to date yet) =
+== Members and Titles (not up to date yet) ==
-Andgucps - Grand Leader of R.E.D,R.E.D Council Leader, Leader of Scintific corps(the group is VERY unhappy with him as he used the group funds to buy a private holiday to Queensland where he became a black asian.) BLACK ASIAN
+Andgucps - Grand Leader of R.E.D,R.E.D Council Leader, Leader of Scientific corps
 Medical1 - Head Medic of R.E.D, Radio operator, R.E.D Council member, Leader of Medical corps
-LordKeldorn - Lord of Slaughter,R.E.D Council member, Co-leader of Combat corps
+lordkeldorn - (Former) Leader of Military Operations. Third member of the group.
 Splattty - Head Engineer, R.E.D Council member, Leader of Engineering corps
-Zubber666 - Medical Captain, Head of 1st Medical Platoon
+Zubber666 - Leader of Combat Corps, R.E.D Council Member
 Yigoon - The Lewdtenant of The P.I.N.K! Corp. (currently he is out with sum hawt babes)
+BenjoDeath - Unknown, (we need to know what you want to be)
 == History of R.E.D ==
-R.E.D was a recently formed survivor group originally formed by the 5 main R.E.D council members, Meet The Pyro, Andgucps, Shifty guy, Medical1 and LordKeldorn to combat the zombie threat to Edgecombe. The group was formed unconciously when the five embattled survivors emerged from the remains of a zombie horde. They instantly struck an alliance and that alliance has yet to be broken. The groups actions are determined via discussion within the council. The council members each lead a different corp of the group
+R.E.D was a recently formed survivor group originally formed by the 4 main R.E.D council members, Andgucps, Splattty, Medical1 and Zubber666 to combat the zombie threat to Edgecombe. The group was formed unconciously when the five embattled survivors emerged from the remains of a zombie horde. They instantly struck an alliance and that alliance has yet to be broken. The groups actions are determined via discussion within the council. The council members each lead a different corp of the group
-Andgucps leads the Scientific core in the mass production of revivification syringes, further research into faster ways of revivification and the procession of data and intelligence. All that time working in the lab has not diminished his combat ability either, along with his intellect, a firearm, no matter what it is, is deadly in his hands. BLACK ASIAN!!!! BLACK + ASIAN!!!!
+Andgucps leads the Scientific core in the mass production of revivification syringes, further research into faster ways of revivification and the procession of relationships going from first base all the way to 69th. All that time working in the lab has not diminished his combat ability either, along with his intellect, a firearm, no matter what it is (d-d-d-d-DILDOES), is deadly in his hands.
-Medical1 leads the medical corp in the revivification of Zombies and healing of survivors. He can often be found in hospitals, gathering supplies for first aid kits. Despite the fact that he is a medic, he is still a fearsome foe in combat. The last thing many zombies will ever hear is either a single howling voice or a chorus of voices from the Medical corp Medical1 leads before they are torn apart in a frenzy of bloodlust and hate.
+Medical1 leads the medical corp in the revivification of Zombies and sexual healing of survivors. He can often be found in pharmacies, gathering supplies for first aid kits and for the production of safe sex equipment. Despite the fact that he is a medic, he is still a fearsome foe in combat. The last thing many zombies will ever hear is either a single howling voice or a chorus of voices from the sexual healing Medical corp Medical1 leads before they are torn apart in a frenzy of lust and sexual deprivation.
-Meet The Pyro is as his name suggests. He is a pyromanic firefighter (ironic eh?). He has co-leadership of the combat corps of the group, along with LordKeldorn. He is forever searching for a flamethrower but without it, he is still a force to be reckoned with. So far in terms of pyrotechnics, all he has is a lighter, a bottle of deoderant and alot of burnt hair.
+Splattty leads the Engineering corp of the group, maintaining and keeping the generators refueled with man-oil and milk, rebuilding barricades and repairing buildings. He can be found in auto repair shops and factories, salvaging what he can make from the debris of a condemned nightclub. Leading the gruelling life of an engineer is hard, often calling for strength and sexual abstainence. His attacks may be clumsy but a punch from this man can shatter the skull of an ox and his 5 girlfriends (J.I.L.L. *trace out ur left hand ;)*) can beat him very quickly.
-LordKeldorn has co-leadership of the combat corp of the Reliable Exterminators of the Dead. He is nicknamed the Lord of Slaughter within the group, due to the large amount of zombies he pulls down in combat. He can often be found isolated from his fellow combatants, fighting with a deadly grace as he separates heads from shoulders and limbs from sockets.
+*Yigoon also leads an unofficial corps that branches through all of R.E.D. for those looking for a good time ;D
-Splattty leads the Engineering corp of the group, maintaining and keeping the generators refueled, rebuilding barricades and repairing buildings. He can be found in auto repair shops and factories, salvaging what he can make from the debris of a condemned city. Leading the gruelling life of an engineer is hard, often calling for strength. His attacks may be clumsy but a punch from this man can shatter the skull of an ox.
 == Glorious Battles of R.E.D ==
 THE MEETING OF MINDS:
-The leaders of all the corps of R.E.D had assembled at the Mallack Museum for a meeting to determine the ultimate fate of the group,and exchange the huuuge amounts of porn they had stockpiled since the past meeting. The rest of the corpsmen had gone off somewhere to find a drink and entertainment along with Yigoon(who went to the local nightclub) and zubber(who went staight to the local preschool). The meeting droned on for hours with the lights on, a fatal mistake on Spla-tittys part. A large amount of feral zombies had become mystified by the lights and naturally gone for the guaranteed meal. The first presentiment of their attack was the faint thump of them pulling down the barricades. The leaders used their vast amounts of experience to attempt to stop this threat, rushing from exhibits to the doors and barricading as fast as they could. They knew that eventually the barricades would be brought down by ever increasing amounts of zombies and were just stalling for time as the various leaders loaded their guns and sharpened their weapons. As the first zombies broke through the doors they were met with a hail of shotgun, pistol fire, the front rank of the zombies torn to pieces. As the gun smoke cleared, Meet the Pyro, Medical1, Lordkeldorn and spla-titty charged out with weapons flailing, trying to buy enough time for andgucps to call for help and porn on the radio. They took down a gratifying amount of zombies (69) before numbers started to drive them back. Spla-titty was first to fall, grabbed by the MANBAGZ and bitten by numerous zombie, Medical1 was next, surrounded by piles of corpses before being doggy-styled by many more. Lordkeldorn was to live up to his title, holding the zombies off with his incredibly flexible body, andgucps for enough time for him to get a message out before he was torn to shreds by the zombie claws (Actually, after he ran out of ammo he decided to ditch the guys and leave them to their fate, and jumped out of a window so he could get his level 41 zombie skill). Meet the Pyro was the last to fall (Actually technically LordKeldorn), with corpses piled around him (All of which were killed by LordKeldorn), his ankle was grabbed by a dead zombie and he was trapped, surrounded on all sides and eventually torn to shreds maaanbagzzz first. Andgucps fought off the zombies with his unending arsenal of guns and syringes, reviving and killing many zombies. Their message had gotten through and the rear of the zombie charge was broken by the remaining R.E.D corpsmen (i.e. ghosts) and various other groups, what they found inside were 4 human corpses surrounded by tens of other decomposing corpses, flood of white sticky liquid and andgucps, infected and pale from blood loss and out of money shots. There were many who were around when he died. Truly, R.E.D had paid a terrible price for this victory but it ended happily, with all the leaders revived and exterminating zombies again (Does LordKeldorn count as a leader?...because he's still dead).
+The leaders of all the corps of R.E.D had assembled at the Mallack Museum for a meeting to determine the ultimate fate of the group,and exchange the huuuge amounts of porn they had stockpiled since the past meeting. The rest of the corpsmen had gone off somewhere to find a drink and entertainment along with Yigoon(who went to the local nightclub). The meeting droned on for hours with the lights on, a fatal mistake on Splatttys part. A large amount of feral zombies had become mystified by the lights and naturally gone for the guaranteed meal. The first presentiment of their attack was the faint thump of them pulling down the barricades. The leaders used their vast amounts of experience to attempt to stop this threat, rushing from exhibits to the doors and barricading as fast as they could. They knew that eventually the barricades would be brought down by ever increasing amounts of zombies and were just stalling for time as the various leaders loaded their guns and sharpened their weapons. As the first zombies broke through the doors they were met with a hail of shotgun, pistol fire, the front rank of the zombies torn to pieces. As the gun smoke cleared, Medical1, and splattty charged out with weapons flailing, trying to buy enough time for andgucps to call for help on the radio. They took down a gratifying amount of zombies before numbers started to drive them back. Splattty was first to fall, grabbed and bitten by numerous zombie, Medical1 was next, surrounded by piles of corpses before being dogpiled by many more. Andgucps fought off the zombies with his unending arsenal of guns and syringes, reviving and killing many zombies. Their message had gotten through and the rear of the zombie charge was broken by the remaining R.E.D corpsmen (i.e. ghosts) and various other groups, what they found inside were 4 human corpses surrounded by tens of other decomposing corpses and andgucps, infected and pale from blood loss. There were many who were around when he died. Truly, R.E.D had paid a terrible price for this victory but it ended happily, with all the leaders revived and exterminating zombies again.
-Summary: Everybody died after LordKeldorn ditched them. Now he's dead. So I guess that's kind of karmaSUTRA!!!.
 == Recruitment ==
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 The Reliable Exterminators of the Dead are currently recruiting new members. Remember, the earlier and more co-operateive you are, the higher you rank. The better you do in combat, the higher your rank will go up. Its pretty obvious.Leave your name here for your rank and recruitment.
-Recruitment list (leave your REAL name here (Look Medical1, Leave this section alone or i will MURDER YOU!!!)):
+Recruitment list (leave your REAL name here (******, Leave this section alone or i will MURDER YOU!!!)):
+Ben O'Hagan (BenjoDeath), Also leave your ID
+LORDKELDORN: Good to see you guys are still around. I see you've made it to your mid thirties :p. IDK if you guys still play or whatever, but I don't. So yeah...YOU BITCHES YOU REMOVED MY STORY FROM THE CLAN HISTORY SECTION.
+lololol69: IMA ZOMBIE
 == Policies of R.E.D ==
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-| style="font-size:xx-small" | {{{1|{{{User|Everyone APART from Yigoon}}}}}} is currently {{{2|{{{Level|drunk}}}}}}
+| style="font-size:xx-small" | {{{1|{{{User|Yigoon}}}}}} is currently {{{2|{{{Level|drunk}}}}}}
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 {{SaveTheWhales}}
 {{McZeds}}
+{{R.E.D Ally}}
 == Kill on Sight List ==
 Mold- Pker, 2a W4rUd0- PKer, Goolina- PKer, ladraum- Kills zombies in cemetaries awaiting revival,
-'''lololol69- for makes this page a better place (yigs multi)'''
+'''lololol69- for makes this page a better place'''
 == By The Way ==
-If there are any inappropriate materials in this data, please contact me (YIGOON) as this is the fault of Yigoon and his innuendous ways. (Medical1!!! WHAT DID I SAY???!!!)
+If there are any inappropriate materials in this data, please contact me (Yigoon/lololol69) as this is the fault of Medical1 and his innuendous ways.
 == Alliances ==

Reliable Exterminators of the Dead: Difference between revisions

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