Talk:March of The Dead 2

This is a wonderful idea that can in no way cause any problems. --||||||||||||||||||||| 23:26, 5 May 2011 (BST)

I, too, look forward to smothering another page in the finest of animated gifs. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 01:15, 6 May 2011 (BST)

This is easily the best written and erudite page on this particular wiki. |||||||||||||||||||||||| 02:55, 8 May 2011 (BST)

fuck

Not to be a WIKI LAWYER but shouldn't pages like this have some semblance of NPOV and also not be completely terrible? Seeing as you shitheads insist on making a page for this you might as well at least make it decent. Otherwise it will almost definitely end up going the same way that The Dead's Resurgence did. --عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 02:57, 8 May 2011 (BST)

With minimal effort I have made this article infinitely less shitty than the effort of the original author, it could probably do with a rename to something less terrible though. --عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 03:47, 8 May 2011 (BST)

So Deadfartwalking isn't a member of the dead, then WTF is with cunts continually making pages in behalf of the dead? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 04:08, 8 May 2011 (BST)

It's the purpose of the wiki. Everything must have a page, regardless of how fucking moronic it is. Hey, I took a huge shit today, better post it to the wiki so everyone can know. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 04:38, 8 May 2011 (BST)

funny that's what i do with my twitter account.--    bitch  04:39, 8 May 2011 (utc)

They're obsessed with us. That or some sort of stealth smear campaign to make us look bad by having any wiki page about us look like it was written by a fucking illiterate --عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 04:43, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Because I like the dead. All the other pages on the 2.0 version are filled with incredible amounts of spammed gifs which make me want to puke. So future players should know. -DeadFartWalking

Zerging?

Just peeking at the graph of zombie/survivor counts, it seems that zombie numbers started climbing rapidly without either survivor or body counts changing. That is to say, a lot of those zombies weren't converted survivors or bodies jumping up. ZERG RUSH! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thorgold (talk • contribs) 13:12, 12 May 2011.

Yes. This Is Incontrovertible Proof. Proof That You Don't Know How To Read A Graph.

Zombies+Suvivors+Dead bodies+Reviving Bodies
March 31: 8250+5000+2750+1000=17000
May 7: 11000+2750+3000+1000=17750
Over 1 Month. Estimate Error of +/-250

Given The Size Of The Associated Forums (~170K members) And Fluctuations In Growth, 500-1000 New Users Is Not A Surprising Number.--MeatPuppet 19:33, 12 May 2011 (BST)

What the fuck is this non-signed bullshit? If one of us had done it you fucking sysop bitches would have strung us up from the nearest tree before you could say "Wir mussen die Goons ausrotten." But this fucking fairy pubbie faggot does it and you do nothing but stand around fellating each other over how fucking awesome you are. Fuck you, do your fucking jobs. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 20:11, 12 May 2011 (BST)

If your so offended why don't you report to vanda banning you lazy git--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 20:15, 12 May 2011 (BST)

Fuck you that's why. Oh wait, who's that posting I can't read your fucking life story in your sig you need a fucking ban. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 22:39, 12 May 2011 (BST)

Anyone can add {{unsigned}} to a user's post, it doesn't have to be a sysop "bitch" as you so elegantly put it. ~ _{16:35, 13 May 2011 (UTC)}

Why should anyone fucking care who signed what? I don't give a shit what Random Fuck A thought about why the zombies are overpowered and here's the proof that it took a horde of 1600+ highly coordinated zombies (non zerging for you fucking morons who can't let that shit go) to tip the balance out of survivor favor. Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck the unceasing stupidity that comes from the people who fucking play this stupid fucking game and/or this fucking wiki. Fuck. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 18:08, 13 May 2011 (BST)

I know I don't give a fuck. You're the one crying a river over here. You should probably just quit playing if the game/wiki bothers you that much. ~ _{18:21, 13 May 2011 (UTC)}

yeah lol @ the major qq. ignoring unbiased rulings in lm's favour + lack of attention = bawwww over ops! -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 18:38, 13 May 2011 (BST)

The solution of all your UDWiki problems is only one mouseclick and one C&P away. Just hit this link, enter a link to your userpage as section title, and fill out the text with Self-perma plox --~~~~. (That way you also get to really show them fucking sys-op bitches, because they will have to fix the remaining formatting. You can be assured that all of them will CRY about being forced to do that.) --Oh, and vote on Project Funny quit being so fucking emo, by the way. -- Spiderzed█ 19:54, 13 May 2011 (BST)

I was going to continue this hysterical tirade about nothing, but the current syringe find rate (47ap for 31 syringes in a lit building? What the christ) has depressed me. You win, wiki. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 22:30, 13 May 2011 (BST)

You're always wwelcome to, after all, it's only the wiki where we disagree. In the game I pretty much support the dead in every way and yes syringe rates are fucking bullshit. Knowing Kevan it's all automated regarding survivor/zombie ratio. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:47, 14 May 2011 (BST)

It's nice to know that the game is, in fact, rigged against zombies. Someone remind me what kind of bonus zombies get when they're at a low percentage. Oh right, fuck all. I'm expecting syringe use to cost 1AP any day now. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 11:22, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Doing so would just be re-introducing one old item away for Kevan. Mark I syringes used to work for just 1AP. Now that was imbalance. --Oh, and vote on Project Funny, by the way. -- Spiderzed█ 12:07, 14 May 2011 (BST)

The zombie buff would presumably be the opposite of the survivor buff - in other words, if the survivor percentage were to go up to 86% (unlikely), needles would become as difficult to find as they are now easy to find. Marcel Swann 00:39, 20 May 2011 (BST)

Sysops are so hostile. Maybe they shouldnt be posting on the wiki if they're so angry. Also whats a day in UD without someone accusing The Dead of zerging? Serious Post. Please do not silly. |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 04:10, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Hello, I am a member of the Dead and not only do I not kiss grandma, I operate approximately six hundred zergs. Never mind that the game's own anti-zerg measures will make causing the level of destruction that The Dead have impossible! You simply can't grasp the fact that you've taken such a beating because you're idiots who are terrible at the game, can you? Christ. --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 10:28, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Could be the end of Urban Dead as we know it!

So what are yal going to do when Urban Dead is going to be ruined FOREVER?!?!

What else is new? Doug Finn

Enjoy zombie communism. We'll all be equal in the grave :) --Krastavac 10:46, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Are reviving bodies made equal? --Doug Finn

Well, some traitors to the zombie revolution maintains that some are more equal than others. I could not disagree more ----Krastavac 18:11, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Try searching in a ruined NT and answer yourself --Doc Groucho 18:14, 14 May 2011 (BST)

Search rates are crazy.. I've never found so much stuff.       01:40, 15 May 2011 (BST)