Red Rum/WWAA

Philosophy

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At Red Rum, we're not pro-life or pro-death. We're pro-pain; pro-masterpiece, if you will. In a city that holds no consequence for death and no reward for life, the whole idea that living is justification for life within itself is flipped on its head. Being sentient is a constant, whether you're craving is for flesh or for pornography. And so, we're putting meaning back into life; we are making you live again through experiencing the only thing left for us: pain.

And you will feel it, you will feel it a sha-llot.

What we're really about...

Red Rum is not about hard work, It's about fun. Want proof that we're not all seriousness and shotguns? Dig these quotes:

"For the crime of killing a member of Red Rum, and for smuggling small fruit past federal borders, I hereby declare Grape Smuggler boom headshotted. May Kevan have Mercy on your soul."

- Excuse for PKing

"Oh sh**, that wasn't the First Aid Kit..."

- After a kill

"HEY! Stop shooting people! I want to kill somebody!"

- During a somewhat uncoordinated attack

"Okay, as long as he promises to shout "Sireeeeeeeens!" when our safe house gets raided and you get winged and there's bullets and doves flying everywhere."

- On recruiting

"We're killing them because they're all on our group's PK List. Didn't you know who you were harboring?"

- When asked why we were killing a bunch of people

"Aw shit, whoops.", "D-D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL!", "Red Rum: Rockin' the Hat Trick.", "orly?"

- Said after first, second, third, and fourth kill during a streak.

"Holy shit... All survivors should leave this place ASAP! Never seen PK'ing in this scale! I'm off, good luck! Btw. Lordi won the Eurovision! WOOO"

- Observer on our services

"The horror...the horror..."

- Observer on our services

"I really hated you in Gangs of New York!"

- Before killing In-Game Martin Scorsese

"I always knew I'd shoot you in a mall liquor store,Burgundy."

- Zaruthustra, before killing 5 time Emmy-award winning Ron Burgundy in a mall liquor store

"What? Don't blame me, he's the one who wore that cologne. Nautica drives me nuts!"

- To the witnesses of a murder

"Okay, headshotting Non-Rotters at a revive point is just plain wrong, especially when you have the NT Skills and are hiding in a powered NT building. I'm a PKer, but there are some things that even I wouldnt do."

- On morals

"Stand still, darnit!

- After a series of misses

"I have killed Neil because I was bored, and he interrupted my shopping by GKing. NEVER interrupt a girl's shopping."

- Taking down a GKer. Trust me, it was for purely selfish reasons

"I was trying to pass through without wasting any Ammo, but you just HAD to be low on health! WHY!?"

- Low health survivors = PKer crack!

"Silly Angel, Malton's for the dead! ...So join them!"

- Before killing a member of the Malton Angels

Why did I kill you? You messed with the weasels man..."

- Explaining the important question, WHY?

"Now which one was the water pistol again? *BANG* Whoops guess it wasn't that one"

- After killing a survivor on low health who was annoying the hell out of me

"Hey you have a fly on your head, let me help you with that....Whoops sorry dude.."

- Not all Hitmen are subtle....