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|'''Chaperones'''<br/> | |'''Chaperones'''<br/> | ||
''Yama LaVey''<br/> | ''Yama LaVey''<br/> | ||
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|'''Recruitment Policy'''<br/> | |'''Recruitment Policy'''<br/> | ||
1. ''Be a zombie''<br/> | 1. ''Be a zombie''<br/> | ||
2. '' | 2. ''Be able to make the strike time''<br/> | ||
3. ''Join [http://www.barhah.com This Forum]<br/> | 3. ''Join [http://www.barhah.com This Forum]<br/> | ||
4. ''[http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?p=57305#p57305 Read And Respond To This Topic]''<br/> | 4. ''[http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?p=57305#p57305 Read And Respond To This Topic]''<br/> | ||
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| The GMT Breakfast Club is The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front]]'s longest-running strike team and is led by [http://www.barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=532 Mortificant]. The group, also referred to as The Breakfast Club, | |<div style="text-align: justify"> The GMT Breakfast Club is The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front]]'s longest-running strike team and is led by [http://www.barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=532 Mortificant]. The group, also referred to as The Breakfast Club, will celebrate their 7th birthday this year, and recently added their 8,000th kill as a team - you do the math! | ||
==Recruitment== | ==Recruitment== | ||
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==Our Mission Statement== | ==Our Mission Statement== | ||
The GMT Breakfast Club are the roadies of the RRF; we organise tours, eat a good square breakfast every morning and make sure uppity harmanz are sharing their tasty brainz with everyone. We also have quite a good <i>Recommended Places to Eat</i> list. Many places go downhill after a quick visit, but some keep serving tasty brainz so we visit them more often. With over | The GMT Breakfast Club are the roadies of the RRF; we organise tours, eat a good square breakfast every morning and make sure uppity harmanz are sharing their tasty brainz with everyone. We also have quite a good <i>Recommended Places to Eat</i> list. Many places go downhill after a quick visit, but some keep serving tasty brainz so we visit them more often. With over 8,000 listed kills on official operations (and many more while romping around on weekends), the GMT have sampled many of Malton's tasty delights. | ||
Our mission is to eat and be merry; we have fun. We generally co-ordinate attacks at 9:30am GMT. If you like cake, brainz, and the sweet sound of harmanz being dragged outside and devoured by your good friends, then we are the people for you. | Our mission is to eat and be merry; we have fun. We generally co-ordinate attacks at 9:30am GMT/10:30am BST. If you like cake, brainz, and the sweet sound of harmanz being dragged outside and devoured by your good friends, then we are the people for you. | ||
==The Menu Of Late== | ==The Menu Of Late== | ||
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''Late 2005, the first battle for [[Caiger Mall]]: A crack zombie commando unit operating in the morning, GMT time, came together to disrupt Necrotech revive operations. It was quickly noticed that their co-ordinated strikes were quite good at killing people. After the RRF returned to the homeland, the Breakfast Club continued to bring their brand of early morning death to a string of strategic targets on the From Hell To Breakfast tour, leaving a modest but significant trail of death and gore in their wake. The Breakfast Club went on to continue touring Malton, reducing hundreds of safehouses to rubble and showing thousands of harmanz the way of BARHAH over a nice cup of coffee.'' | ''Late 2005, the first battle for [[Caiger Mall]]: A crack zombie commando unit operating in the morning, GMT time, came together to disrupt Necrotech revive operations. It was quickly noticed that their co-ordinated strikes were quite good at killing people. After the RRF returned to the homeland, the Breakfast Club continued to bring their brand of early morning death to a string of strategic targets on the From Hell To Breakfast tour, leaving a modest but significant trail of death and gore in their wake. The Breakfast Club went on to continue touring Malton, reducing hundreds of safehouses to rubble and showing thousands of harmanz the way of BARHAH over a nice cup of coffee.'' | ||
Hairyjim was the first and long-time commander of the Breakfast Club, directing operations from the Breakfast Club's 2005 formation to early 2007, leading many successful and bloody campaigns. In 2007, Hairyjim's schedule forced him away from the Breakfast Club and Distinguished stepped in to take over day to day running of the team. | Hairyjim was the first and long-time commander of the Breakfast Club, directing operations from the Breakfast Club's 2005 formation to early 2007, leading many successful and bloody campaigns. In 2007, Hairyjim's schedule forced him away from the Breakfast Club and Distinguished stepped in to take over day to day running of the team. Distinguished then became the leader of the Breakfast Club, with Mortificant second in charge and Yama LaVey acting responsibly when the other two slack off. With real life intervening, Distinguished retired and Mortificant rose to be the third leader of the GMT Breakfast Club with Yama LaVey ably assisting with running strikes. | ||
There is a wealth of experience running through the group. The original Breakfast Club was comprised of zombies from a number of groups with the common aim of stomping Caiger Mall into the ground. After the siege, the Breakfast Club became a part of the [[RRF]], but have traditionally been fairly autonomous, spending significant periods of time away from the bulk of the horde. | There is a wealth of experience running through the group. The original Breakfast Club was comprised of zombies from a number of groups with the common aim of stomping Caiger Mall into the ground. After the siege, the Breakfast Club became a part of the [[RRF]], but have traditionally been fairly autonomous, spending significant periods of time away from the bulk of the horde. | ||
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The Breakfast Club's name is believed to stem from their main hours of [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_GMT_Breakfast_Club#Tours_of_Duty operation] — typically morning time within the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_Mean_Time Greenwich Mean Time] timezone — but more recent theories suggest that GMT is actually an abbreviation for "Good Morning Tasty", referring to the group's tendency to snack on tasty harmanz for breakfast. | The Breakfast Club's name is believed to stem from their main hours of [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_GMT_Breakfast_Club#Tours_of_Duty operation] — typically morning time within the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_Mean_Time Greenwich Mean Time] timezone — but more recent theories suggest that GMT is actually an abbreviation for "Good Morning Tasty", referring to the group's tendency to snack on tasty harmanz for breakfast. | ||
One shining highlight in the history of the Breakfast Club was when veteran member Bangalore ransacked Caiger Mall - the first zombie ever to do so. The Breakfast Club has had many other epic campaigns and strikes, but the destruction of Caiger Mall held special significance for the team. | One shining highlight in the history of the Breakfast Club was when veteran member Bangalore ransacked Caiger Mall - the first zombie ever to do so. The Breakfast Club has had many other epic campaigns and strikes, but the destruction of Caiger Mall held special significance for the team.</div> | ||
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