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<span style="color: white">We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.</span> | <span style="color: white">We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.</span> | ||
<span style="color: white">Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the [[Department_of_Homeland_Security|{{c|yellow|Department of Homeland Security}}]], and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - [[Auxunit 10|{{c|yellow|Auxunit 10}}]] and [[Barhahville_Constabulary|{{c|yellow|The Constables}}]]. Can't quite give up on | <span style="color: white">Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the [[Department_of_Homeland_Security|{{c|yellow|Department of Homeland Security}}]], and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - [[Auxunit 10|{{c|yellow|Auxunit 10}}]] and [[Barhahville_Constabulary|{{c|yellow|The Constables}}]]. Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen? The [[Gore Corps|{{c|yellow|Gore Corps}}]], THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use.</span> | ||
<span style="color: white">And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harman - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Our leader is Papa in more than just name, and those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=211|{{c|yellow|play!}}]</span></div> | <span style="color: white">And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harman - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Our leader is Papa in more than just name, and those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and [http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=211|{{c|yellow|play!}}]</span></div> | ||
Latest revision as of 01:47, 14 August 2016
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SHOUT OUT TO User:MHSstaff for the layout and design of this recruitment advert, all I did was improve and update the links, and add the strike time table, fuck yeah.
