User:Hendrik Casimir

Hendrik Casimir
	Joined: 11-Dec-2005 Character class: Cop Favorite equipment: Pistol Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: Malton Police Department Character stats: They kind of blur together Journal: Survivor Diaries journal for Hendrik Casimir

Personnel dossier

Malton Police Department Support Division, Human Resources Section

Name (last, first): CASIMIR, Hendrik
DoB: March 17th, 1973
Height: 6'1" (1.86m)
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue
Occupation: teacher (history), reserve police officer
Home address: 4515 Neyens Avenue, Dunell Hills, Malton
Work address: Caff Road Middle School, Owsleybank, Malton
Marital status: married, one child
Recalled to active duty: December 11th, 2005

Decorations and Awards
Physical fitness: class 1

Weapons certification handgun: class 1, current
Weapons certification shotgun: class 1, current

Mozambique Drill specialist

Weapons certification baton: class 1, current
Weapons certification knife: class 1, current

First Aid qualified

Paramedic qualified

Radiotelephony qualified

Procurement and Supply qualified

Community Relations qualified

Building Infiltration qualified

Basic Civil Engineering qualified

NecroTech Equipment Operation qualified

	Malton Police Department
	Hendrik Casimir is a member of the MPD.

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

	Where is Malton?
	Hendrik Casimir thinks that Malton is in the eastern US.

Alter egos

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

Lev Tukhachevsky
	Joined: 15-Dec-2005 Character class: Corpse Favorite equipment: Flak Jacket Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: Feral Character stats: Hrnr? Journal: None for Lev Tukhachevsky

Woody Tobias Jr.
	Joined: 17-Jan-2006 Character class: NecroTech Lab Assistant Favorite equipment: DNA Extractor Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: NecroTech Character stats: Who's counting? Journal: Survivor Diaries journal for Woody Tobias Jr.

For those of you not in the know, "Woody Tobias Jr." was originally a character played by Eugene Levy on SCTV. Woody was himself an actor who played Dr. Tongue's (John Candy) assistant Bruno in such classic films as Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses, Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Meat and Francis Ford Coppola's 3-D Stake From The Heart. I thought that, for a cheap laugh, I'd name a NecroTech lab assistant after him.

	Where is Malton?
	Woody Tobias Jr. thinks that Malton is in eastern Canada.

Against PKers: a Manifesto

Let me open by stating that I despise PKers.

To clarify, by "PKer" I don't mean every survivor character who has ever killed another survivor character, or will do so in the future. There are situations in which PKing (in the widest sense) can add fun, color, and value to the Urban Dead setting. These typically occur when both parties to a PKing (the killer and the victim) have come to a mutual agreement beforehand that the one will hunt the other, or that they will hunt each other. The result is a battle of wits, as each party tries to outwit the other, and such a battle may indeed be challenging and enriching for both parties involved. Such an agreement may be explicit from the outset (e.g. two groups of players deciding to stage their own "Montagues vs. Capulets" conflict in Malton), or may grow implicitly (e.g. in the way that many PKers who have racked up high bounties in the Rogues' Gallery engage in an active game of cat-and-mouse with self-declared Bounty Hunters, including the Malton Marshals).

The key phrase here, however, is "mutual agreement." It can be safely assumed that every player who runs a survivor character understands implicitly that the objective of every zombie in Malton is to kill his character (whether the players of the zombie characters choose to pursue this objective, as opposed to seeking a revive and continuing to play as a survivor, is another matter), and his own objective is to prevent them from succeeding. In addition, the survivor player may choose to make it his objective to counter the zombie takeover of Malton by clearing and repairing ruined buildings, administering revives, etc. while the zombie characters work to prevent or undo such efforts. The bottom line is that every UD player acknowledges that zombies and survivors are mutual enemies in the game, and this is an inherent part of the game.

Given the fundamental dynamic of Urban Dead, in which every character has an exceedingly limited amount of actions he can perform in a day and has to spend the rest of the recharging, the basic objective for a survivor is to avoid being killed by zombies while "asleep," whereas the objective challenge for the zombies to is to kill as many survivors and wreck as many buildings as possible with the few APs they have available. In pursuing these objectives, survivors have to deal with the fact that zombies are, for all practical purposes, unkillable, while zombies have to deal with the challenge that survivors can take refuge in buildings and throw up barricades as an obstacle to the zombies.

When a survivor character seeks to kill another survivor character, the game mechanics provide no obstacle; in particular, when the PKer has Free Running, a survivor character whose player is offline is essentially at the mercy of the PKing player. The only way that PKing presents a challenge is if the prospective target is aware of the killer, and thus has the opportunity to attempt to evade him.

This is a challenge PKers (as used in the context of this diatribe) aren't willing to face. Typically, they Free Run from one building to another, scanning profiles until they find one they have an issue (more than not made-up-on-the-spot) with, and banjo the character while its player is offline (and the character is thus unable to put up any resistance). This requires about the same amount of cunning that it takes to go out into the street with a handgun, walk up behind some random unsuspecting pedestrian, and shoot him or her in the back of the head; i.e. no cunning at all, and quite a severe degree of [[1]].

I do not use the term "psychopathy" lightly.

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