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==Field Reports== | ==Field Reports== | ||
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Revision as of 06:08, 6 October 2008
| Malton Rangers | |
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| Abbreviation: | Malton Rangers |
| Group Numbers: | 40 something |
| Leadership: | Lord Wulfgar |
| Goals: | To provide a valuable contribution to Malton citizens by conducting covert operations against the undead. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Our Recruitment Campaign 2008 has begun!! Visit the Recruitment Wiki for all the information you might need to join the Rangers. All recruits are welcome but gaining a few levels is recommended, however it is not required, just register an account at the forumto enlist. |
| Contact: | Look for board users with a Malton Rangers signature, or Check out our forum or email Malton.Rangers@gmail.com. |
This is our general page – it’s for posting all of the official data for the group as well as any updates to our status. The Malton Rangers are always looking for talented new recruits, so any survivors interested in joining us may feel free to leave us a message on the discussion portion of the wiki or join the conversation over on the Malton Ranger/C4NT forum.
Current Mission
At long last the Malton Rangers are leaving West Malton for bloodier pastures. Good times were had in the west with the Rangers spending the last weeks fighting alongside their good friends the DHPD in Peddlesden Village and Dunell Hills. Now the Rangers march out into the north leaving a trail of beer cans and drunken singing in their wake. If you would like to join in the fun then check us out here for more details.
ZOMG Recruitment - JOIN TODAY!
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Ranger Profiles!
Remember guys to show up on the Game Stats page your profile must say Malton Rangers and yes the capitals are important. Oh, having The in front will also mean you wont show up no matter how many zombies you kill with us.
RANGER’S FIELD GUIDE
Overview
The Malton Rangers are a growing group of like-minded individuals, dedicated to working with other groups and unaffiliated survivors to the benefit of Malton. A principally nomadic group, by nature, the Rangers aim to go wherever help is needed most and have begun to establish a reputation for being easy to work with and being willing to provide aid to places most others have already fled from.
While the bulk of Rangers usually can be found traveling together and working towards some larger objective (see below for present objectives), individual Rangers or smaller detachments often break off temporarily to help out the many smaller crises to be found in Malton.
While most Rangers do work very closely to coordinate their efforts with command and their fellow Rangers, no orders are ever binding or mandatory and the right of each Ranger to act and make decisions autonomously will always be respected.
Field Reports
Received 6/10/08
Report submitted by Malton Ranger Rambling Drunk Magatsu Taito.
"It was another one of those days. Cold and wet, with a massive hangover hovering above you like a cartoon weight marked "1 ton". I had awoken, as on so many days before that one, from the sound of silence around me. Not a good sound if you're a Ranger. It means you've managed to get separated from the others, wandered off on your own, or were just too drunk to notice when everyone left.
I got to my feet.
The weight dropped and drove my brain into my left butt cheek, sending me staggering around the room like one of those undead monstrosities prone to biting me in the forehead. (I'm starting to suspect they don't like the taste of my hair...)
After wrecking a chair, a table, a slightly unstable wall, and what was left of the stairs, I came to once more on the bottom floor. That's when I realized I must have been upstairs when I awoke. Good thing I didn't just jump out the window like I usually do in those situations.
I managed to get back up, drink what was left of an old beer and grab my stuff. I hesitated though... What now? I walked over to the window, looked out. Not much in sight, a zombie seemed to be passing the window, but it was literally still as the grave otherwise.
I decided to head downstairs, but then I realized there weren't any, and when the zombie started trashing a dumpster my mind started stabbing my face from the inside, and I jumped out the window. Sure, not the smartest move in retrospect, but hey, I killed a zombie by throwing myself at it from the second floor. While horribly hungover. And the air rushing past me made my head clear a bit. Well, at least until I banged it on the dumpster while turning the zombie into chunky soup that is... Anyhow, I staggered to my feat once more. This time covered in garbage, pieces of zombie, and the remaining rags that were once clothes.
I wandered around for a while, until noticing a trail of graffiti, confused undead, old beer cans and bottles of varying toxicity. It looked promising, so I started following it. It would either lead me to the rest of the Rangers, or certain death. Probably both, but if there's anything to drink before, after or during, I didn't mind. I'd have to watch out for something dressing me up in bear suit, putting a lampshade on my head, or anything like that, but as long as I get that first beer I knew I was gonna make it. One way or another, I was gonna make it. Even if I had to start my own brewery, dammit!"
Received 26/9/08
Report on Owsleybank/Dunell Hills by Ranger 2win.
It took a lot of booze driven, blind, brash, bravery to repair and hold some of the massive destruction we encountered here, but we had several dedicated Rangers who dove in Leroy Jenkins style to give it their all. Also we had invitations for 3 or 4 strikes with open-ended options to the DHPD. Our new executive officer Techewan led some of the highly successful raids. Our leader, Wulfgar, was delayed at the first one due to an unforeseen *cough* PKing. Yet, despite his misfortune he comes in with good cheer whistling 'The Hills Are Alive!'.
Most of the later epic fighting/partying with the DHPD centered in and around the Dury NT. It changed hands about once a day it seemed. Great party to welcome some of our very capable new members. The keg flowed freely as Danr, our hot-blooded Ranger, unleashed her therapeutic fury on The Dead.
All in all, I'm chalking this one up as a win.
Received 25/9/08
Report made by Ranger's Field Operative Noah Kling on the Battle of Broadbelt Grove Police Department, 23/9/08
I awoke to screams and gunfire. As I emerged from the land of dreams where there is no pain, I opened my eyes to a world of death. I heard someone yell "They've broken in!" I looked at the doorway and saw an army of the undead streaming through the crushed barricades. I drew my .9mm and opened fire on the zombies. Three of our numbers had already fallen in the onslaught. The sounds of gunshots that echoed out into the lifeless streets served as a beacon for more of them. No human dared to enter that godforsaken war zone. The zeds, on the other hand, kept coming.
For each one we killed, it only opened the way for more to stream in. It was about this time that one of them finally succeeded in destroying the generator, casting us into darkness, lit only by the flash of our muzzles. Everything moved in a bizarre, other-worldly fashion. At one moment it would be darkness, the next lit just long enough to take aim and fire again to light up the room for another poor soul to kill one. The corpses littered the floor, piling around the doorway, forming a wall of bloody bodies, some of which still writhed in the final embrace of death. As the zombie army continued to file in, many stopped to devour the flesh of the fallen, blood running down their rotting jowls, dripping onto the floor. From their throats evil howls streamed.
As the few of us left spent our last rounds and drew knives and axes to finish off those we could, we all cried out our war cries. We charged for the Rangers, for the DHPD, and for all survivors who ever fled from the zombie menace. And most of all, we charged for our fallen comrades, to not let their death be wastes, to show the zombies that we are not sheep for the slaughter, but wolves who were going to bear down on them and slaughter each and everyone of them, God willing. I swung my ax wildly at them, hacking heads off of rotting torsos. The black blood flew around me in my fury. And no matter how many I killed, more took their place. I had a wall of corpses a foot high surrounding me, but they still climbed over it towards me. They leaped on me and I fell to the floor under the weight of them all, feeling muscles torn from my bones, hearing the ripping sound of my own flesh. And yet, I grinned a sick and maniac grin of contentment and laughed, for I fell not beside strangers, but I fell beside comrades, I fell beside friends...
Received 13/9/08
Report by Ranger 2win.
I was wondering when the fun would start. We have hit some of it in Griggs Heights. Noah says the fight for Merson NT was a distraction so the repair workers could do their job. I say some people were just spoiling for a fight and wanted to get out of manual labor.
Guess the octane rating in both Magatsus' and Jukkelus' blood was running a little high to carry on like that in an infected state. My guess is they were tired of the humdrum repairs and used that zombie state to go berserker on us. I don't know whether to be disturbed or relieved that they were on our side. I hope Detbriscoe had enough needles to cure the hangover infections of every one involved.
Probably no coincidence that Wulfgar needed another hand to keep the Rangers focused. My sympathies, Techewan, you've got your work cut out for you. I just hope we don't have to file an environmental impact statement for the cans left in the wake of celebrations of your appointment as 2nd in command. Congratulations!
Received 4/9/08
Report by Ranger 2win.
Well we finally got almost everyone away from the party at Tompson mall, Redwave would still be there but the liquor store ran out. Now as to the serious business of repairing Nixbank and Crooketon. It was finished on time and under budget after everyone finally got there.
We might have finished even earlier if Noah hadn't insisted on poking around in the Seaman museum. Lord only knows what Marcel was doing in there with all those magazines. "Decided you needed a little quiet time for reflection and meditation?" Frankly ,he has probably contributed enough genes to his linages already.
We continue our project northward.
For past Field Reports see the Field Reports Archive.
Policies
Our official position on issues in Malton
Independent Initiative
Unless otherwise stated, positions on many of the more contentious issues to be found in Malton are left up to the individual Ranger to decide upon, and enforce as he or she sees fit. That being said, we encourage rangers to work in group fashion, as we are most effective that way.
PKing, Griefing and the Like
As the Rangers exist to aid the residents of Malton, we are opposed to and don't engage in all such counterproductive behaviours. It is the discretion of individual Rangers as to how to react to the actions of non-Rangers.
Multiple Characters
Several members of our organization run multiple characters, and we have absolutely no issue with that. Players may even have multiple characters who are Rangers. That being said, the Rangers will maintain strict adherence to Anti-Zerging rules and won't run multiple character in the same suburb.
(Since there are always people in need of help everywhere in Malton, the alternate character Rangers won't be suffering for lack of work, and may even go so far as to form auxiliary units of the Rangers.)
Lone Wolfing
There come times when individual Rangers may feel like aiding elsewhere than the primary focus of the larger unit. This is both permitted and encouraged by (MRCOM). All of Malton needs our help, and the better job we do of spreading the word, the stronger we'll become. Rangers Lead the Way!
The Who and Where
Contact
You can contact the Malton Rangers in a variety of ways.
Our primary communication point is the Rangers’ Station, on a forum we share with our allies.
We want all our enemies, allies and possible friends to come onto this board. The more the merrier!
Allies
- Channel 4 News Team--Classy group of guys, we have been fighting along side them for a long time
- New Malton Colossus--Member thereof, and second largest represented group therein
- U.S. ARMY INFANTRY-- Aided us in various operations, We owe you one.
- DHPD--Commissioner O'Neil and Dickhole Bonaparte are always in cahoots'
- Loose Cannons -- Able Company
Our Template
We have a spanking new template, which anyone can feel free to use.
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Malton Rangers |
| This User or group supports the Malton Rangers in their never ending quest to aide the fair citizens of Malton, pursue classiness to the utmost, and stop barhah in all areas it rears its ugly head |
Any user or group that wants to use this on their wiki just put {{Malton Rangers}} on their page.
REGULAR RANGER NEWS
General News Updates
6 October 2008 After weeks of hardy battling the Malton Rangers are leaving West Malton for the blood strewn fields of the north. Drop by the forums for further details.
19 September 2008 Wonderful progress has been made by the Malton Rangers in their efforts to restore SW and West Malton. Operations still continue, drop by the forum for details.
22 August 2008 The campaign for the restoration of Southwest Malton and beyond has begun, progress is already being made. Stop by the forum for details.
7 August 2008 After the long weeks of battle in Central Malton the Rangers are now moving on, interested parties should drop by the forum for details.
17 July 2008 The battle in Central Malton still rages as the Rangers challenge roving undead hordes. Progress is being made, all Rangers should drop by the forum for details.
25 June 2008 Operations in Western Malton are completed. After brief rest and restocking period Rangers are on new mission. View the forum for more details on our current mission.
4 June 2008 With their operations in North Malton concluding in glorious success the Rangers have moved on to the far west. All Rangers should drop by the forums for details.
8 May 2008 Efforts to restore North Malton have met with great success and operations in the area still continue. All Rangers check the forums for details.
15 April 2008 Operations to restore ruined sections of North Malton are now underway. All Rangers should see forums for details.
27 March 2008 A new mission to revitalize dead sections of Malton has begun, all Rangers please refer to the forums for details.
19 March 2008 Zombie numbers continue to rise and the Malton Rangers continue to have a blast. The current battle is in Central Malton. All Rangers check the forums for orders.
10 March 2008 With zombie numbers on the rise the Malton Rangers are having the time of their lives, the battle is currently in the east. All Rangers should check the forums for orders.
16 February 2008 With a beautiful wedding now behind them the Malton Rangers are heading out for more glorious battle. All Rangers should check the forums for new orders.
3 February 2008 The battle against the Second Big Bash has concluded with many a brave Ranger dying in battle, couldn't ask for more. The Rangers are now regrouping, all Rangers should check the forum for details.
8 January 2008 The battle against the Second Big Bash continues. This time the battle is at the Morrish Building, all Rangers should head their immediately.
2 January 2008 Furious battle rages in Pitneybank against the Second Big Bash. All Malton Rangers should head to the Farmer Building immediately.
Ranger Creed
- Recognizing that I volunteered as a Ranger, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Ranger Regiment.
- Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move farther, faster and fight harder than any other soldier.
- Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one-hundred-percent and then some.
- Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.
- Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Ranger word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.
- Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission though I be the lone survivor.
Rangers Lead The Way!
OMG Look at the shiney ribbons
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים |
| Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad. |
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The Malton Mafia |
| This User or Group is respected by The Malton Mafia. They have the support of the Families. Don't cross them. |
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Sexy Blackmore Bastard |
| This user fought in the 2nd Battle of Blackmore and proudly wears this home made badge on his knee. where he kicked the ever famous dickholeguy in the nuts.. TWICE! |
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A Colossus Of Class |
| This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006. |
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Dickhole The Great |
| This user or group has entered glorious battle alongside Dickhole The Great (pictured at the left), there were horses, sabres, and muskets all around. After the Battle was over, This user or group stampeded the enemies women and raped their cattle. It was a glorious day indeed. |
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Literate |
| This user/group has fought alongside, provided syringes for, or returned a library book to the Quartly Study Group |
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Dickhole The Stupid |
| This user or group has entered glorious battle alongside Dickhole The Stupid (pictured at the far left), and was killed because of his stupidity. After the Battle was over, This user or group kicked Dickhole The Stupid in the nuts. Than watched as a very small zombie nerd beat him to death with his own tiny nut sack. |
History
Grippy / Vito area can be found [here]
