Malton Rangers/Recruitment
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WELCOME!
Welcome to the Malton Rangers Recruitment Office - the greatest survivor group of the entire world.
Let me guess, you're looking for a group to join and someone was making fun of the Rangers so you thought you'd come check us out. Well, we don't want to brag, but well, we are the Greatest, most Glorious Survivor Group of the Decade...and quite possibly of the past week!!
A Message from Rangers Leadership
Why the Rangers? Well, typically we dont bother explaining ourselves but for those that really must know...
As a Ranger, you will be shown how to help people and chicks kill zombies most best through world-leading, high-quality, comprehensive, best-practice, complete and innovative tactical strategies and things.
In the Rangers, we always say success only comes before hard-work in the Thesaurus.
Should you join, you'll discover we're constantly moving forwards as a team player.
Our people are our best defenders and we ensure we not only walk the walk but keep in the loop at all times. You'll be a part of an especially dynamic, headshot-driven survivor community, and our focus on our key targets means we can keep one eye on the ball no matter what the score may be.
In the Rangers, we think success is built on two things. The first thing is communication. The second thing is zombies, killing zombies that is. Anybody that joins with us has to be a good head for zombies. The third and most important thing, is two men shooting guns (see above).
Two men shooting guns is one of the most important assets a group can have. That's why we have two men shooting guns in almost every suburb of Malton, and at every party in our group of worldwide safehouses around Malton. Do you have a gun? Will you shoot with another man?
As a Ranger, you'll have to be committed, to commitment
Each and every day, the first thing we want to do at the office is have a beer. The second thing is improve life for survivors. Because good helping to make a good life makes us seem really terrific. It also helps us gather great alcolades, and when that happens, we'll scratch your back and you can get the monkey off your shoulder.
This approach to survivor groups has a direct effect on the human population in Malton and is clearly demonstrated above, in our patented Chart with the line going upwards™.
By joining the Rangers, you'll quickly learn that solving tatical problems is about solving problems. In the Rangers we know all about this. Solving tatical problems that is, not just problems, because that wouldn't be something to boast about. So we know lots about solving tactical problems. One of the best ways to solve tactical problems is to be tactical. The next best way is to play with string, as you can see in our diagram (shown above). It helps if you play with the string in a green room so the light can shine through. Just like the answer to the problem, the light that is, or something.
In the Rangers, we strive for the finishing line of the future, that only comes with experience, headshoting and knowledgeing. Do you have the commitment to drink beer and strive?
Turn your mediocre time in Malton around 360 degrees, Join us by signing up at the Ranger Station Forum!!
If you're still not sure the Rangers are for you, see the "Joining Made Easy" section below!!!
Joining Made Easy
Behold, the process for becoming a ranger...Note: You must complete these steps in order.
- Take the Malton Rangers Recruitment Quiz
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