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TESTIMONIALS
Welcome to the testimonials page for the Malton Rangers. The most glorius survivor group ever.

Instructions:

If, after reading all the wonders of the Malton Rangers, you're still not sure about joining, just browse through some of these testimonials and see what other people are saying.

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If you're a member of the Rangers or have dealt with the Rangers in the past and you have a testiment to add, feel free to write from your heart. Just be sure to add it to the appropriate section. Use an "*" to create one of those little square dots before your testimonial and add your signature so that we may thank you (or kick you in the nutz) later. Please Note: dumbass comments will be deleted. If you have nothing nice to say, make something up, something that makes us look good. Thank you.

Members of the Malton Rangers

"I lost 25 pounds joining the Malton Rangers. I was a lonely folk with no group, until I read the Dickguy' description of the Malton Rangers, and I felt that being under his command was the greatest thing that could happen for me. When I joined, the General gave me an order, personally; and that's how i knew that this is my family now"--Jumafallout
"Playing with the Rangers has been great fun and our Missions are action-packed with safehouses being busted and Zeds being Headshotted"--Guy Miscampbell
"FWIW I joined up post-Blackmore because the Rangers seemed like a good place for more of the same, so: The Rangers - like the Blackmore Bastards, but without the Blackmore bit."--techewan
"I used to be shy."--Melody Arachne
"The Rangers is a bit like crack, once you get into it, there's no turning back!"--Magatsu Taito
"drink mead, fight, sleep and repeat"--Al Duck
"I used to drink by myself and watch teletubbies. With the help of the Malton Rangers, I now drink, watch teletubbies, and play Urban Dead!"--Shriveled Ostrich
"joining the rangers helped me get over my acne problem"--Sexualharrison ^{MR• ה •T} 18:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
"Before joining the rangers, I was lost, directionless, and alone. Now I run around with Harrison and shoot zombies all day!" --Your Mommy Issues 17:48, 15 July 2007 (BST)

You haven't griefed until you've griefed the Rangers. -IAmRisen
I fought beside The Malton Rangers and I got a stunning tie tack as well as a quick revive. --Ed Harken ^T|C4NT 04:45, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
I personally saw the Rangers help retake Caiger Mall and...okay, I wasn't really there, but I did see the video on YouTube! And feth, was that inspiring (to the zombies)! I also saw DHG in Whippey recently, and he was actually giving out shots of scotch. That's leadership!--Lachryma^☭ 04:53, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
This Zombie witnessed Malton Rangers help defend a mall against him and the horde he was in for over a month, and can safely say that when they get into a battle, they don't like giving up. (this annoyed many of us Zambahz.) --Xyu 23:15, 25 February 2007 (GMT)