User:Noah Kling

One of those wonderful Malton Rangers, Noah works to prevent the rise of the undead. He stalks the shadows of the suburbs, taking potshots at anything that moves but doesn't breathe. Who knows where he is, who knows where he goes, who knows what he does with his free time, other than drink beer and hang out with chicks.

	Malton Rangers
	This User or group supports the Malton Rangers in their never ending quest to aide the fair citizens of Malton, pursue classiness to the utmost, and stop barhah in all areas it rears its ugly head

It's time for some fun...

Yes!

	War On Sheep
	This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!

	Right to bear arms
	This user supports the Second Amendment.

	Libertarian
	This user is Libertarian.

	Flying Spaghetti Monster
	This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

	Sorry, what was that first part again?
	This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.

	Calculus
	This user really hates calculus.

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

	Why are you still reading these?
	This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.

	Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
	This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.

	Supporter of Patton Tactics
	I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!