Talk:West Boundwood

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June 18

The Crabapples have been displaced. As of this post, none of them inhabit their "manor" that they have claimed unlawfully. Their slayings of innocents and M(A)F squatters have been avenged many times over by now. In support, comrades from the communist part of malton have come for a visit to assist with the impending zombie attack.

The departure of the Crabapples from their "property" which they do not own is a victory for the people of Malton. The places where once stood signs saying "private property" now hold signs of hope. Everyone is now welcome to the area that used to be the Crapapple "manor".--Blackemperor 20:51, 18 June 2008 (BST)

All assistance from those who believe in freedom against such violent invaders from various left wing extremist groups (who murder long-term inhabitants, and seize property for their own propagandist purposes) is gratefully accepted. We also warn against believing the lies of such notorious propagandists - the Crabapples have only killed in partial retaliation for the many bloodthirsty acts of these terrorists. Some refugee Crabapples are currently seeking refuge with the Badmen--Crabappleslegalteam 01:13, 23 June 2008 (BST)

June 11

The Pearl arms was broken into last night by zeds, including one Old Bob the Gardener, allegedly after Crabapple affiliates had been heard taunting the occupants of the liberated pub and lowering'cades. 5 we're(sic) killed, including three M@Fistas, and two innocents. The situation is escalating here in the suburb with Crabapples being unwilling to compromise regarding the right to occupy space, while attacking human rights activists. With the advent of violence at the hands of Harald Von H, an open conflict now exists in West Boundwood. Please be mindful of your safety as many zeds are in the area.--Blackemperor 17:02, 11 June 2008 (BST)

Such unfounded slander does not belong on the suburb page, but, as it is here, we shall explain the true state of affairs. Again, it should be noted that the reappearence of wanted Pkers of the Pking group MAF in the suburb resulted in justice being done by law abiding citizens against them, both of the Crabapples and other servants of justice. The attempt to enforce radical politics and sieze control of the suburb (which has in the past included an attempt to install 'laws' dictating their right to use violence against opposition and seize control of private property for their use, including the Crabapple's home, Crabapple manor) for their cause together with their tendency to use slander and violence against those who oppose them, has resulted in such opposition to them in the past that they and their rules were rejected by the suburb. The Crabapples, who have stood up against this totalitarian group, are the main targets for their violence, and this has resulted in their opposition to MAF's return to the suburb. MAF have instigated violence upon many innocent members of the Crabapple family, as well as other innocents, and we advise other residents to be wary of their propaganda and easily provoked violence. Proof can be produced on request, or by simply perusing the Crabapples pages, MAF pages, their forum (if the relevant sections have not been limited from access), The Crabapples and MAF negotiations page, arbitration pages, past information from the Rogue's gallery, and our own user pages.--Crabappleslegalteam 00:32, 16 June 2008 (BST)

June 10

MAF member Trevor Gorge killed Sir Basil Crabapple in the Pearl Arms. Fears grow for another surge in murders in the district. Thelibrarian 13:30, 10 June 2008 (BST)

M@F released a statement claiming their attempts at negotiations failed and Crabapples assaults would not go unpunished for one more day, thus Trevor was acting within a legitimate right to pk upon those that had pked us. To all Bounty hunters, this conflict does not concern you.--Lorosidiotas 15:58, 12 June 2008 (BST)

The above statement is fallacious - several members of the MAF (including Lorisidiotas' alter ego, emilio libertinaje) were at this time wanted Pkers (their bounties have recently been collected), of both Crabapples and other residents, and have on occasion progressed to becoming members of Red Rum. For example, Elias Taylor has, in the past, been responsible for a large number of assaults on the Crabapples and others, and an extensive smear campaign, and is suspected of being the puppetmaster for what is taken to be a purpose created griefer, King Crabapple. Trevor Gorge is therefore acting in a manner consistent to his group, killing an innocent for assaults on wanted Pkers within his group, who are considered by the Crabapples to be terrorists. We, the Crabapple lawyers, would like to proclaim our sincere thanks for the efforts of law and order in killing these antagonists, and fully support any further protection of law abiding citizens such as ourselves from the MAF, who, according to the above statement, do not appear to appreciate their murdering of innocents being held accountable by law--Crabappleslegalteam 00:07, 16 June 2008 (BST)

June 2

Lately, leaflets have appeared wheat-pasted around West Boundwood claiming to be from the Malton Anarchist Federation, who say they have returned to their former suburb and are squatting in the Crabapple claimed neighborhood. Emilio Libertinaje, M@F participant summed it up: "Everything belongs to everyone, Warlordism and claiming property are being done away with through a peaceful re-appropriation of what belongs to all of us". Crabapple Graffiti has appeared constantly expressing M(A)Fs filth while reasserting their ownership.--Lorosidiotas 22:34, 2 June 2008 (BST)

The above news article is considered by the Crabapples to be a blatant piece of propaganda of the same variety as has been profered by the MAF on many occasions in the past, and we, their lawyers, recommend that it be ignored, or deleted, as has previous such slander from the same source. It should be noted that several members of the MAF are on the DEM Rogues gallery as wanted Pkers, and bounty hunters / pest exterminators are humbly requested--Crabappleslegalteam 18:44, 6 June 2008 (BST)