User:Brainguard

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Welcome to my over-templated page. Matthewbluewars Industries is not responsible for burned eyeballs, mental distress, or massive head trauma caused by this page.

Tactical Guides

• My Fort Perryn guide: User:Brainguard/Tactics

Ideas

• New suburb
• New city

In Game Characters

Matthewbluewars
No image	Joined: I dunno Character class: Military, Scout Favorite equipment: Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: Malton Central Intelligence Character stats: 1 death by PK, 1 death by zombies, 40 XP Journal: Journal:Matthewbluewars for Matthewbluewars

Matthewbob
No image	Joined: 2009-09-04 02:19:31 Character class: Civilian, Consumer Favorite equipment: Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: none yet Character stats: 1 death, 19 XP Journal: for Matthewbob

Mah bra!nz

Templates

	Survivors Defending Fort Creedy Supporter
	This user or group is a supporter of the Survivors defending or reclaiming Fort Creedy.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Religious Respect Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Religious Respect Policy

	Muslim
	This user is a Muslim.

	Scientology Unfriendly
	This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.

	RIP Michael Jackson
	Matthewbluewars recognizes the passing of a Zombie Icon. Yeah, he was weird, but he did sing a song about Zombies.

	Hell
	This user is going to Hell.

	Vader Recommends Balls
	I find your lack of BALLS... ...disturbing.

	TP
	I wipe my ass with the Dos and Do Nots List.

	BALLS
	Zombie Lord recommends you grow a pair.

	Don't Vote SPAM
	Due to excessive ABUSE of the SPAM vote, This user refuses to ever vote SPAM on any suggestion. Join the movement.

	Mad Discussion Page User
	This user actually checks the DS Page and challenges its Status Quo.

	Combat Revive Any Person
	Oh, C.R.A.P.! Yet another proud supporter of the Malton Zombie Recycling Program

	MCI Member
	This user is a proud member of Malton Central Intelligence.

	Fort Perryn
	Matthewbluewars wants to take back Fort Perryn for the harmanz!

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	Fort Perryn
	{{{User}}} wants to take back Fort Perryn for the harmanz!