Team Zombie Hardcore/MOST SUCK Page

Welcome to the Team Zombie Hardcore List of Suck Bags AKA Those who get stomped all the time... BY US!

I am Duke Mothafuckin' Cage and I will be introducing you to those who are max douche all the time.
If you find this offensive feel free to catch an uppercut to the chin from John Stossel. Don't fuck with Stoss or the Stache!

DIG IT or GET BENT!

So, for legal reasons, I am required to post this here:

"This) ….IS a POV page, we don't just say "whatever we want". Some of what we say is our opinion, other stuff contains    objective fact. It is meant to be informative. While some claim to know the true nature of TZH, we in TZH have the right to claim to know the true nature of some of them as well. The page is meant to be informative to our allies so that they are aware of who we consider an enemy, and why our opinions are as such. Proof is a tricky thing. Truthfullness is a tricky thing. Do we provide screenshots? No. But thats because screenshots can be faked, so there is no point. Same thing for an iWitness pic. We tried that long ago, and we were spammed with accusations of faking the pages. You are certainly right that we post regardless of other's opinions. If they have opinions, they are free to make their own pages to post them. Every group who maintains a wiki page is entitled to their opinion, to be posted freely on their own page, without censorship (within the bounds of policy as currently written). That, and TZH has never cared what anyone else thought. They can get bent! BALLS TO THE WHALLS!"

Its a disclaimer for any douche bags out there who would ever be so stupid as to actually think that I know any of these shit gobblers in real life. Even though I do know them, and they all gobble shit. Especially Aegis Tyra. Who is a whiny bitch and loves to smoke pole. SUCK IT! Bwuauahahahah! TZH RULEZ #1 and anyone who doesn't like it can lick my balls, like those who you will find here: An Abbreviated List of Who has Sucked My (Dhavid Grohl's) Balls and probably tickled my chode

The following enemies of Whalberg or components of The SUCK are listed in no particular order.
They are always beat down and fed pavement all the time forever.
There is no degree of SUCK levels when it comes to the discretion of TZH.
Either you totally suck or you totally rock everyone's shit.
If you don't know where you stand, then you more than likely are max chump-ified.

The List of Suck Bags

STEEEEEEEEEVE

No Suck List is complete without this face-bruised pile. This shit sponge thought he could get away with shooting an innocent in our very own Dear Street Police Department.
Well he didn't get away with it. In fact the only thing he got away with was 36 pairs of boots lodged in his ass, because that's how we roll.
Steeeve was so butthurt from the whole ordeal that he decided to ZERG us with three different characters. His major sucktard actions earned him a disowning from his group and an uppercut from Whalberg.
Oh, and then our awesomeness made him quit the game. To this day, you can still use Zombie Steeeve as the welcome mat to Dear Street PD.

Violet Begonia

When the MCM moved into the North Blythville area, we didn't care. Whatever. Time to judo chop zombies and stuff dumpsters with pkers.
The MCM, led by this hairy jerkface, also decided to make St. George's Hospital a neutral zone. Fine. Go ahead. We'll even try to abide by it.
So when major factors of SUCK decided to kill TZH and then hide in her stupid school, we informed her of the situation at hand.
Her response was "I suck. At everything. Even though they are killing the most badass heroes ever in my school, I don't want you guys to do anything awesome."
Our Response was BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!
RESULT: Everyone tries to kill TZH, then we flex, then they left the suburb.
TZH: 9000 ------ Douchebags: -2

Philosophe Knights

This is practically the all-star chump brigade of Malton. Their image idea is that they think they are smart.
If by smart they meant COMPLETE TOOLBOXES then they get a thumbs up from us.
But they didn't mean that, so they get a foot up... their asses... from us.
These guys are simply DEM piles of discharge that create alts to counter-act anything they try to accomplish.
The standard day for a Philosophe Knight goes like the following:
1. Looks into the mirror and cries
2. Shits himself
3. Cries
4. Buys a Fresca
5. Hides in a neutral building
6. Gets a Beat Down
7. Cries
8. Gets an ass bruising
9. Suplex

Amber Waves of Pain

The only thing more annoying than a Walrus yelping at a Nickelback Concert is Amber Waves of Pain, who in fact, is also a Walrus.
That probably just made your brain explode.
Amber Waves of Diarrhea is the lowest of all that is considered douche-tastic.
Not only does this dude chomp chump pavement at will, but he also follows the Leader's of Suck like it's his job.
But that's not his job, his job is to be a stupid bitch and get thrown through elevator shafts... and he rocks at his job.
Balls To The Whalls! Don't mess with TZH. And to translate that for you: YARP YARP BARK FUCK YOU YARPEE!

Aegis Tyra

This chump whines a lot in our talk page and generally in every place we are, be it on the wiki or forums, he also got totally butthurt and vandalised this page.
And of course, penalty to vandalizing this page results in your face on this page.
We still haven't quite figured out if this is a girl or a dude. Based on the leveling of crying and complete irrationality of IT's posts,
we are guessing IT is a male subject who is menstruating and this subject might also be half-walrus.
When you know someone this max fucking shitbag-tastic hates you, then you are easily supreme awesome. Wear that badge with pride.
This Panda-Lover also made an alt to fuck with us and quit after level 4. He never advised the name of the alt, but it sounds like April Ivy.
April Ivy was a stupid fire-hydrant-to-face frequenter that tagged herself as TZH and then pk'd people to tarnish our forever awesome name.
And don't think that I forgot to explain why I used Panda-Lover as a derogatory term for this softcore sally.
This just in... and by this just in I mean ALWAYS, Pandas a worthless. Wait what? Pandas only feed on a plant that grows at only certain elevations?
Pandas can't reproduce worth shit? Pandas are even shown panda porn in order to persuade them to reproduce? Sounds like a species for this chumpface.
Hey you know what isn't worthless? Polar Bears. That's right.
We are destroying their home and they still spend all their time being awesome and eating your face.

AegisTyra V 2.0

While I seems prudent to avoid redundancy, it is also equally important to report on an abundance of retardation, being Aegis Tyra.
The above photo was chosen to represent Aegis due to Paris Hilton owning the worlds biggest vagina, which I will assume she has named it "AegisTyra".
In fucknut's most recent adventures, he has attempted to have this very page deleted from the wiki: The results are 100% NOT in his favor.
Those results are also identical to his chances of EVER touching a boob.
I touch boobs all the time. I rule. And most of the boobs are female ones.
I have also come to the conclusion that NeverTouchABoob McGee has been Steeeve in disguise this whole time.
Not only did he object this page from the get go (when he was mysteriously never even mentioned), but douchemop Sr. also attacked TZH with his "first" character. And then thought he could get away with saying that we were targeting him.
We smelled Steeeve disease all over you from the get go, Tyranasaurus SUCKS. Go stand in front of an asteroid.
Congratulations you have made our list three times! Three! Who does that? God Damn! You suck major fucking hard. And you really have earned all three!
Also, you rape text. You are a text raper.

More on the way.

Aegis Tyra thinks girlfriends are irrelevant

He said so in arbitration. This can only be because of one of the following reasons:

1) He doesn't have a penis. 2) He hates women and thinks they are inferior. 3) He is a woman, and hates himself. 4) He doesn't have a penis, is a woman, hates himself, and hates other women. 5) Doesn't have a penis, and is totally gay, and hates women. 6) He's totally gay.

Suck it Aegis. TZH for the win. I hope every n00b on the wiki reads this and comes off realizing how much you suck you text raping penis lacking woman hater. --Dhavid Grohl 04:31, 25 November 2009 (UTC)