User:Edward Katanahands

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Yes, everybody dies. File:Rawk.gif Like totally. Are you lonely? Did I embarassed you in front of the class with my guns and knives? It's okay, it was innevitable. This is the Apocalypse, you know. I've been playin' DOOM for 17 fuckin' years waitin' for this shit to go down. No school, no curfews, unlimited ammo. Still carrying vendettas from high school? Think you've got what it takes to hang with the Columbine Kids? Or you just wanna talk shit? Bring your dad's guns and let's do this, Brutus! MOAR AMMO!! Merits and Ribbons: Awarded for honorable DEM service: File:EKDEM.PNG Listed on the Trenchcoater Wall of Shame. "The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi "I must say that to die with one's sword still sheathed is most regrettable." - Miyamoto Musashi (Courtesy of that damned ninja, Erica Rackham) Links: Body Count: 1. Rampant Rodney 2. The Huntress 3. Max Chopper 4. cool nYou 5. remembermylast 6. Alex Orosco 7. Pat Smear 8. Phillip Jablonski 9. K Simpson 10. Dr Yep 11. Firebug Malone 12. txgp17 13. John the pimp 14. Firemen blaze 15. Wraywolf 16. Paddy Dignam 17. Duggles Thumbiscuit 18. Paddy Dignam (2nd Time) 19. Vermin HvP 20. Dr Science420 21. A Rolling Stone 22. Ashate 23. Nakaz 24. pntballpunk 25. BloodySteve 26. Giant Angry Squid 27. Kal YoshiKa 28. Ettin 29. layce 30. literalkaiser 31. Stewie P 32. Ron of the Dead 33. Stringo 34. segadordracon 35. Helix666 36. rukasu15 37. NaughtyTreeBob 38. putera fz 39. nonarne6 40. Sgt Honda 41. Captain Spock 42. Scheduled Outage 43. Dhavid Grohl 44. Baz Baziah 45. Nightforge 46. Colam 47. Papa Nixon 48. Rage McRoiduser 49. Nightforge 50. E B Farnum 51. Louise Blackholler 52. Lone Gray WoLf 53. Dastardly McBastard 54. Knife Man1 55. Trench Coated 56. Jack Reyner 57. matador 58. Tofffey 59. lisarose 60. Jack Skyes 61. Herb Dangerous 62. II Duce 63. Carrie Lone 64. II Duce (2nd Time) 65. Kilt Store Owner 66. William Kane 67. The Unknown Warrior 68. Wasabeee 69. DocClarkSavage 70. mrkatt2 71. Rocco McKlusky 72. Pwner o god 73. Phat Beats 74. Kasahara 75. DDRJake 76. DDRJake (2nd Time) 77. assualt22 78. MDB 79. Bill Wolf 80. Rocco McKlusky (2nd Time) 81. riccso 82. Private jesus 83. Rebecca Zero 84. Harleen Quintzel 85. Shinpah 86. Gregory M Thomas 87. Gastoni 88. black and tan 89. The Vegan Pacifist 90. Medic 813 91. Naughtilus 92. Len Pointdexter 93. Aaron Clyde 94. Thies Windu 95. Maliki Nemik 96. Orang Baik 97. Lucas Morte 98. Heerorito 99. Rudolf Diesel 100. an azn