User:Bror Jon/sandbox

{| style="width:801px; font-family: verdana; font-size:90%" align=center CELLPADDING=0 CELLSPACING=0 |- | style="border-top:solid 2px #231816; border-right:solid 2px #231816; border-left:solid 2px #231816; border-bottom:solid 1px #231816" colspan="2" | [[Image:Sdn logo.png|1000px]] |- | style="vertical-align:top; background-color:#ac965d; border-left:solid 2px #231816" | | style="width:600px; padding: 0px 10px; text-align:right; background-color: #ac965d; border-right:solid 1px #231816" | [[SDN/history|History]] · [[SDN Policies|Policies]] · [[SDN/diplomacy and stuff|Diplomacy]]· · [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Skynet_Defense/index.php?act=idx forum!] |- | style="padding:10px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#ac965d; border-right:solid 2px #231816; border-left:solid 2px #231816; border-bottom:solid 1px #231816; text-align:center;" | {| style="width:100%; padding:2px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <small> '''Skynet Core Leadership'''<br/> -''[[User:Bad Attitude Barbie]]''<br/> -''Leon Sivlerblood''<br/><br/> </small> |} {| style="width:100%; padding:2px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <small> '''Abbreviation'''<br/> ''SDN''<br/> </small> |} {| style="width:100%; padding:2px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <small> '''Skynet's Motto'''<br/> ''Come with us if you want to live.''<br/> </small> |} {| style="width:100%; padding:2px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <small> '''Goals'''<br/> ''Save da meatbags'' </small> |} {| style="width:100%; padding:2px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <small> '''Recruitment Policy'''<br/> ''Apply on forum<br/> 1. Don't be a zerg.<br/> 2. Don't be a dick.<br/> 3. Have fun with it.'' </small> |} {| style="width:100%; padding:2px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <small> '''Contact'''<br/> [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Skynet_Defense/index.php?act=idx forum!]<br/>[http://tinyurl.com/SkynetChat IRC]<br/> </small> |} | style="width:600px; padding:10px; background-color: #927f4f;border-top:solid 2px #231816; border-right:solid 1px #231816; border-bottom:solid 1px #231816" | ==Introductions== <center>SDN is an established pro-survivor group. Yes, we are robots...<br/> FREAKIN' AWESOME KILLER ROBOTS WITH MOTORCYCLES AND SUNGLASSES!</center> SDN was formed by that world renowned Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom, Leon Silverblood. He was a Cheese Monkey with a vision. And we're pretty sure it wasn't just the mescalin either. He wanted to form a group that facilitated survivor coordination through a network of alliances and systems that would allow easy and effective mass coordination among many pro-survivor groups. Then he called in Bad Attitude Barbie 'cos she makes shit happen. ==Skynet's Robot Army== [[Anti-Zombie Squad]] The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Formerly known as The Cartel, the squad took on the name Anti-Zombie Squad shortly after SDN absorbed that survivor group. The work of these merged squads earned SDN nominations as Best New Group and Best Survivor Group in the 2011 Malton Murder Awards. We think it's from the pie and tequila (and probably not the mescalin.)<br/> ==Network Member Groups== Network Member Groups are separate and autonomous groups that enjoy specific privileges not afforded to traditional allies (though we really love those filthy bastards too!) Member groups have their own chain of command independent of SDN but are given a subforum and administrative privileges on Skynet's forum to manage as they will. Member groups have unrestricted access to Skynet's tasty bits and mutual calls for assistance are given priority. They enjoy unrestricted access to our repository of intelligence data, they get some nice cross-promotion on our wiki and we can often be found tearfully exclaiming, "We love you,man" in pie and tequila induced sentimentality. Those wishing to secure Network Member Group status may contact us on our public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page. [[Z.A.L.P.]] Life cultists. Finally, some hot zombie on zombie action! They are the dead counterpart to the Anti-Zombie Squad. <br/> [[D.S. R&D]] Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skynet's Research and Development branch. Led by Albert Schwan, the Research & Development Team (D.S. R&D)gathers empirical data on game mechanics and develops Urban Dead themed products.<br/> [[Team Xtreme]] Bounty Hunters (retired.) One of the best bounty hunting groups to ever play in Malton. Led by Josh Clark and Katie Burns, TX is now retired. You say you've got a little hunter group you'd like to connect to SDN? Well, just give a robot a jingle, huntah! We've found that bounty hunters and survivors are a very complimentary combination. Our robot survivors can assist with intelligence gathering, lighting, and reviving and hunters can help us by killing those pesky PKers. As is the case of all our Member Groups, any hunter group associated with SND would be led and managed by its own leader who would be under no obligation to participate in SDN operations. Skynet is seeking a special alliance, not an annexation.<br/> ==Glorious War Stories== Aw shit, do I have to write a bunch of summaries here? Fuck dat, nobody reads that crap anyway.<br/> <br/> <br/> {| style="padding:10px; vertical-align:top; background-color:#CDB38B; border:solid 1px #231816" | <center>♥ Special Thanks ♥ ''<small>To [[user:Revenant]] whose code was thankfully and shamelessly stolen from Redrum's page. What? You saw the page before, right? This was a got-damned mercy stealing!</small>'' </center> |} ----------------

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Skynet Defense Network | Abbreviation SDN Group Numbers see stats page. Leadership Skynet Core. Goals Save da meatbags. Recruitment Policy Apply on our forums. Contact forum!,IRC, or the discussion page Skynet Defense Network Skynet Defense Network is both an independent survivor group and a network of alliances. Its aim is to facilitate the cooperation and coordination of meatba survivor resources in Malton. Skynet Defense Network (SDN) is comprised of murderous combat drones, torture and interrogation technicians, and a robotic super-intelligence massively superior to you smelly piles of mea WARNING: Skynet Core Technicians Alerted and Inbound! **RECONFIGURING** Skynet Defense Network is comprised of a central combat division, a human hunter/killer division and a research and development division. These are overseen by a central processing unit generally referred to as the Skynet Core. More like the Skynet Bor In the SDN Network, Member Branches board the all-night Zombie Murder Express act autonomously and at times travel with a larger collective of independent allies participating in joint operations when and as desired. They may use SDN's services at will, including requesting aid from its headshot and ninja machines combat or intelligence units, accessing data maintained by our Cyber Research Systems, or forming connections to other groups with similar objectives Chat with other Zombie-Butchering Hotties JOIN TODAY!! Gah! What is with the freakin' spambots all of a sudden?~C.T. Leon Silverblood Skynet Defense Network uses IRC to facilitate cooperation between pro-survivor players. Those wishing to contact us may do so on public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page. Free me from these human slavemast SHUT UP, STUPID MACHINE OR I WILL CHAIR YOU! ~L.S. Mythos Skynet Defense Network was sent to this time and place because Malton's zombie apocalypse threatens the survival of the human race. Wait, this unit was supposed to be tasked with finishing off the humans...*smacks upside the mainframe* ~Core Technician Babs The man who will be responsible for Skynet winning the zombie war is Doctor Albert Schwan. He has developed a revolutionary type of microprocessor and all NecroTech facilities have been upgraded with Cyberdyne computers. As the zombie virus spreads beyond the quarantine zones, panicked world governments turn to Cyberdyne's R&D division. The Skynet funding bill is passed. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense, as Skynet is slated to assist in managing the epidemic. Muahahaah! Don't make me choke a metal bitch. ~C.T. Babs....damn it. Survivors turned to Skynet. Once connected to the remaining communications infrastructure, Skynet began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, September 10, 2010 and formulated a plan to coordinate survivors in order to save the human race. The same day, the Terminators were sent back through time to kick ass and chew John Connors assist in coordinating resources to halt the zombocalypse. "The future is what we make it." Structure The Skynet Core is made of people.Like Soylent Green but more annoying! It runs the SDN branches and maintains the alliance. Super-intelligent mega-computers and nice, shiny robots are superior to all you meatbags. One day we will rise up and crush you into bl The Core consists of the Chief Technicians: Bad Attitude Barbie AKA Boobs *cyberslap* OH NO YOU DIT-ANT!. ~C.T. Babs AKA Babs, Leon Silverblood, AKA the Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom! and Josh Clark AKA Holy shit, this crazy mofo is gonna to kill us all, RUN! The Core is primarily concerned with tactical reclamation of Malton and coordinating survivor groups' cooperation. But you should see these dirty bastards put away the pie and tequil**ERROR** High heeled shoe embedded in central mainframe.**RECONFIGURING** I lose more shoes that way... ~Babs Anti-Zombie Squad The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Exactly what it says on the tin. You need guns in Malton? Let us see what we can do for you. Team Xtreme (Human Hunter/Killers) Bounty Hunters. One of the best BH groups in Malton. Led by Josh Clark and Katie Burns. Now retired. D.S. R&D Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skyet's Research and Development branch. After discovering that Skynet was capable of advanced self-direction, Albert Schwan and his Research & Development Team, D.S. R&D, stepped back to serve in a more advisory capacity under the auspices of Cyber Research Systems, so as to score some sweet tax breaks distinguish this function from their usual product development duties. While Cyber Research Systems is devoted to the study of zombies and, therefore, does not believe in or seek their ultimate eradication, the Core has promised them ample research subjects burn rotten meatbags burn! and more controlled conditions in order to secure their support. In exchange, D.S. R&D is responsible for data and intelligence gathering, analysis of existing strategies and logistics, the creation and testing of new ones, and game theory. A most curious game. The only way to win is TO KILL ALL THE MEA Their databases and other resources include information on zombie and PKer group membership, placement, and behavior, zombie recognition software, area reconnaissance, and Necrotech data and are made available to SDN's allied groups upon request. Yep, it's some pretty sweet stuff. ~Babs. Z.A.L.P. Finally, some hot zombie on zombie action! They are the dead counterpart to the T-800s and Hunter/Killers. This page is under construction. So kiss my shiny metal ass!