User:Jaxster: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 20:55, 17 September 2008

Pure Evil

jaXstER is a man who dresses up like Santa and kills people.

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	This user's favorite color is purple.

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	Gangsta Rap
	This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.

	Satanist
	This Person is a Satanist.

	I'm Smarter
	This user is smarter than you.

	Trenchcoater
	This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.

	Silent Night Slaughter
	Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! This user or group caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!!

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 === Who is jaXstER? ===
-jaXstER once existed in malton as a zombie named [[user:xerxez|Xerxez]].  One day Xerxez discovered that his brain was indeed rotting and it was very difficult to make the transition from dead to living.  So, like Jesus, jaXstER was born within a Bathroom Stall at [[Pegrum Place Police Dept]] and was aged quickly using the latest [[Necrotech]] technology, grabbed some guns and started killing people.  jaXstER, once having been the living dead, has NO respect for the residents of Eastern Malton.
+jaXstER is a man who dresses up like Santa and kills people.
-"Look guys, Dakerstown, Roywood and Judgewood are screaming for help.  You have enough firepower in one of your EHB safehouses to clear the whole suburb.  BUT NOOOOOOOOO!  YOU WANT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE!"  *gunshots*  "MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS, JACKASS!"  - Quote from jaXstER.
-[[Flowers of Disease]]
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