Talk:Butthole Surfers

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Dancey continues...

No, I don't really need to. I was already told by Brad that I was off the kill list. My only reason to continue visiting you nut jobs is to mess with my dear friends KC Griffin and Mr Chapel. Sooo nope. I still have an allegience with FARK to honour. I'm still willing to act as a go between for peace talks though if you ever need one of those. --Danceyman 01:20, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Brad handed the list over to me and now I'm making decisions about who is on it and who is not. Users not recognized by me as Butthole Surfers will be considered vandals if they modify that list. --Tex tripppen 18:08, 7 August 2008 (BST)

Dancey, your allegiance with those Farking farters keeps you on the Shidt Liszt. As do your lies. You are on record arguing that you are not sided with FARt. Which is it? --Tex tripppen 12:13, 4 August 2008 (BST)

Sigh... I really just want to end this damn fight. Its getting annoying. I would however like to repay Chapel and KC for their "kindness". I am allied with FARK yes, BUT I am staying out of this fight because I believe I know the truth. Although if you refuse to remove the price on my head, I could always side with them. Im just not because you Buttholes have expressed that you are not in fact a PK group and I choose to believe that. I also believe that FARK is not, a PK group and that all this started because of a misunderstanding and miscatigorization. So... take what you want from what I've said here, just leave me out of it. For now anyways. I'd rather not have 'Pk Hunters' probably tipped off by Chapel or KC to come hunting after me without knowing the facts. Which reminds me, I owe Chapel for that. --Danceyman 03:21, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Dancey, we don't have any control over you, VU, or anyone else. We can't call off Chapel or KC any more than we can call off FARK. I agree the war is tiresome, butt at least it gives me something to write about! That being said, a fart is a fart is a fart in our book. If you say you're allied with them then you'll have a hard time convincing us to back off. (That was a period at the end of that last sentence). I like your idea of peace talks with them, however. So don't give up. Next time you're in the Club Fort you may wanna mention that to our heavy hitters. --Tex tripppen 13:49, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Danceyman continues to lie

Tex, thanks for your work. Danceyman is a known liar and this has been attested to by BHS members and screenshots. I have never asked for him or anyone else to be put on any lists (I don't even know how to do that) although he has threatened to put me on one. This is how he works... through lies and intimidation. He started it by attacking me or KC in the game with physical attacks and accusing us of belonging to (at different times) BHS and fark and who knows what else. He has accused KC and I of being the same person but KC lives in PA and I live in FL in the real world. KC, as has been noted is played by my daughter. We are not pkers or gkers though this lying whelp has accused us of both. The funny thing is when he first attacked Vengeance Unlimited he accused us of being in a group he hated (BHS or fark---I forget because he changes the accusation according to the room he's in) and before we retaliated we explained he was in error and so we didn't retaliate then. He told us we were fools for not retaliating when we had the chance and now we would never get him back. Well, true to our group name... we have gotten him back. And because he still threatens us every chance he gets we will continue to defend ourselves. The best defense is a good offense right? If he wants peace... the best thing for him to do is take his lying sack of deceitfulness to another location. After a few misunderstandings between us--- the BHS and VU have come to terms remarkably well. The VU is on record... we have never attacked a human without being attacked first... then the name Vengenace Unlimited explains it all! thank you for the opportunity to explain our position. Mr chapel 18:02, 7 August 2008 (BST)Mr. Chapel

Hi! Just like to set a couple of things straight. 1) HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT! I AM NOT THE ONE THAT ACCUSED YOU OF BEING A FARKING FARKER! BradWeather documented you AND KC as Fark on their wiki page, and after you attacked me I observed this and uttered my surprise in the form of "Wha, I looked and Chapel AND KC are with FARK? I may just join you after all" I NEVER ACCUSED YOU OF BEING FARK. 2) I never said you would never be able to get me back, I just said you passed up a really good oppurtunity. I also believe I previously stated that I was talking to the BHS with that statement. 3) "We are not pkers or gkers" when did I accuse you of sploding generators? 4)I also believe I said, Its only a lie if its done deliberetally, and a mistake if it is because of lack of information. I already apologized for the things I said due to the lack of information. Bradweather already apologized for lack of information. The general consensus from the 1st and 3rd party is that it was lack of information. You, the 2nd party, because I am telling it to you Chapel, cant seem to understand that no matter how many times I say it. 5) You dont attack without being attacked first? Hmmm Lets compare our kill counts. 10 damage to KC, 10 damage to KC (with recovery time). Apology for lack of information given. Killed By Mr Chapel from 3 suburbs away from normal area (STALKER). Killed by KC Griffin for reporting a PK as a PK. Put a bounty on KC for PK'ing (thats what it is). Claimed the bounty on KC. Killed by KC and Chapel. Killed by Chapel. Killed by people possibly friends of Chapel, they were CLEARLY working together. A fake wrestler and some other wierdo. I'd say that your the aggressor here. Anyways, I've already left Penny Heights to join the rest of the Starcakes in putting down the zombie uprising like a good Pro-Survivor group. I was going to join them when you blindsided me. Does that help at all? I wouldnt be surprised if I have to type it 6 more times. You still dont seem to have figured it out that I have offered valid and true explanations to everything. Thank you and good day... Till my next response. Type /dance. --Danceyman 03:16, 8 August 2008 (BST)

According to Bradweather, Danceyman suggested that KC and Chapel were farts and it seemed plausible, seeing as how they were unknown to us, so he supported the idea. It was soon corrected, though, and now is hardly worth a mention. You, however are always contradicting yourself and it makes it hard to believe anything you say. --Tex tripppen 12:54, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Actually.... I had just been PK'ed by Chapel and then I was swinging through here to see if there was any mention of them. Chapel was listed as Fark on that list thingie you have, however you spell it. KC I'm not sure if she was listed at all, but there was documentation of Chapel being killed as a farker at the time of my announced surprise. --Danceyman 16:50, 8 August 2008 (BST)

One more thing... speaking of misinformation Chapel.... try reading this. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Danceyman --Danceyman 17:04, 8 August 2008 (BST)

In defense

In defense of defensiveness I would like to defend the defensifensive defense. --Tex tripppen 12:00, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Need a Miracle?

Hi there! I'm Saint Gambi. I've been hanging out in your club for the last week and it seems to me that you'd sincerely like your bounties cleared. I'd like to get you grounded on the basics of the Rogue's Gallery first. This thread has almost everything you'll ever need to know about using the Rogue's Gallery forum.

There are various arguments for and against its use as a tool to monitor and rank PKers and being a mod there at the moment may make me a little biased but I think you'll find, once you're used to the idea, that it's not really a DEM satelite or any real attempt at griefing any specific players (though some more advanced and active users can manipulate it to do so.) I'm asking for some other Saints to check in here and say hi, but feel free to drop by my talk page to ask any questions regarding PK reporting, bounty claims and the likes. Praise Bob! --Amber Waves of Pain 19:19, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Bottom line

I know one thing BHS has in common with VU. I have learned that if you attack one BHS you pretty much attack them all and the same goes with VU. Danceyman attacked VU first and has paid the price repeatedly. He's messed with BHS's page and got called on that too (good job Tex). He continues to be attacked because he continues to threaten. If he goes away and leaves us alone we have no interest in tracking him down. He says he still comes by to check on us calling us "friends". We ain't his friends and we consider his continual coming by as harassment and threatening behavior. If he just passed through without speaking to us or attacking us there would be no problem. Let's be clear as Tex has mentioned whether he started the rumor of us being farkers, pkers, etc. doesn't matter--- he spread it and other lies (like us attacking first). He has said repeatedly if he sees me he will kill me--- that's his right... that's also why I still kill him every time I run into him. If others kill him what can I say... they obviously have seen through his disguise. Oh and a personal note to Dancey... "Neener neener!"--Mr chapel 22:17, 8 August 2008 (BST)Mr. Chapel

Lol wat? What disguise? Im a good member of society. KC was my first and only PK. And seeing as I AM a pro survivor, it will most likely stay that way. KC was a bounty collection. Besides, it you realistically think about it... by looking at the chronology of my errorous assumptions, when I initially attacked KC, I was TRYING to attack the BHS... Any ways.... As to that zerger thing that I did accuse you of. If you were at war with some guy named Jeffrey D Xavier, and you say a guy in the building with him, in a building KNOWN to be hostile, named Jeff G Xavier, would you think it was the same guy? Well... Seeing a KC Griffin and a KF Survivor in the same building at the same time seemed and still does seem pretty suspicious. Thanks for the taunt btw... Lets me know you arent taking yourself too seriously... And on a more personal note.... If asked you to do me a favour, and that favour just so happened to be killing KC Griffin, would you do it? I read the show description, I know what you're about. /dance out --Danceyman 02:11, 9 August 2008 (BST)

No. I don't think you know what it's all about. In the show I help people get justice and my fee is 1 million dollars or a favor. I don't do favors... people owe me favors. Sometimes I chose the favor - sometimes I let them choose.

KC Griffin getting confused with KS Survivor? Only an idiot would make that mist... oh, that's how you did it! Not me and not most people. I've seen several Dr. Gregory House variations around--- the show has a lot of fans... I don't think most people would kill one mistaking it for another unless they just wanted to kill randomly and then have a built in excuse... oh my goodness, that would be you wouldn't it? Even Elmer Fudd wouldn't shoot Donald Duck if he was trying to shoot Daffy Duck... unless it was duck season. Well, that just quacks me up!

It's all in the game of life in Malton and that being said I leave Dancey with this thought, as a tribute to my BHS friends, "Nanny Nanny Poo Poo!"--Mr chapel 19:27, 9 August 2008 (BST)

A RANDOM RESPONSE

Ummm you said help people get justice... It would be justice... the score is 3-1 for you. Vengeance usually is just an eye for an eye... Thats why the world is turning into pirates. So if you kill me... no wait FOUR times... to the 1 and a bit that I've done... then it techinically would be justice. And I really do sincerly apologize for making that error in what you are about. Honestly, I dont try to be an ass, or do mean things... sometimes I cant help it. The reason behind the mistake... and I apologize for this... I have a bad habit of reasoning out loud... Hence the you being FARK thing...

"Chapel makes few promises. Those that he does make, he will fulfill (or die trying). On one occasion, he handcuffs one man in a car, with a dump truck hurtling toward it; when the man gives in, Chapel dives into the car to unlock the cuffs and pull the man to safety at the last minute." Thats from the wikipedia page on VU. I was trying to recall that bit from memory and misinterpretted pulling him from the car as a favour... and him needing to do one for him in the future.

Anyways... Im going on a real world vacation pretty quickly now, so this will be my last response for awhile. Looking forward to more agressive negotiations with you soon. Oh, and I always thought it was nana nana boo boo... Atleast thats what it is where I live. Of course... here we add pumpkin eater to the end of neener neener too... --Danceyman 22:46, 10 August 2008 (BST)

Pay Attention

Ah Dancey... you need to pay attention. It is Nanny Nanny Boo Boo... I said it that way as a tribute to my BHS friends and clearly said so. I also said the reason I continue to kill you is you have stated you were going to kill me on sight so I am acting in self-defense. Pay attention to what you have said and to what I have said. By the way... my dancing ain't so bad either... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVO1OqlQZ7Y. Be sure and watch to the very end because I left you a message in the bank box! Since the zed uprising this ain't Kansas anymore. Malton has changed... since you keep coming back to life my Vengeance is unlimited as long as you pose a threat. When you continually make threats (as you have) you continually pose a threat and thus rate unlimited vengeance. Pay attention man. Have a good vacation and try to remember my rules of etiquette... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHSoYxS2klA alrighty then--Mr chapel 13:38, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Quite amusing... It looks like I lied. I have one last chance to get on the compy before departing. Im kinda assuming the first video you picked because you danced and because of the end message, and not because of the song... Anyways... I think this show looks atleast somewhat amusing.... If I see it in a store or on the interwebs or something like that... I will be checking it out. That vengeance thingie is true in a way... but also theoretically somewhat pointless. I'd be more than happy to tell you where my secret stash of monies is and call it a draw. Just cause a) in reality I am a pacifist to the extent that I don't pick fights... and b) I used all the ammo I was saving for you on a pesky rotter. Well... I think I have a few shots left... but not enough to kill you in the middle of the night. Remember... it only counts as self defense if I attack first and you finish it. SOrry, but I feel a need for one last ramble before I leave... According to CSI, cause we all know how true that is. Self defense is defined as defending yourself from an attack to the point that your opponent is incapacitated and/or passive. I didnt start the attack in that one, and me sleeping would probably have counted as passive. Besides... if you're willing to stop Im willing to stop. I also did say I wanted vengeance cause pirates are cool. I really was only going to get you once and then I was going to stop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU Till I return... /dance --Danceyman 14:36, 11 August 2008 (BST) PS: I thought it might have been Nanny Nanny or nana nana boo boo. I figured that you just changed it for that, it just... Some things like that can differ greatly based on where you live. My dad learned a song at camp when he was a kid, and he sings it to this day, but when I went to camp, I learned a song that was very similar, but it had some big differences. You know the flee fly floe one? Thats the one I mean. Anyways, /dance out. --Danceyman 14:57, 11 August 2008 (BST)

In rare agreement with Dancey, I think I'll check out the show as well. --Tex tripppen 15:25, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Bobby Darin Rules and songs on the radio that you can't get out of your head

I chose the clip both to show my moves and because Bobby Darin was a great singer and that's a great song. Alrighty then... that clip you had was ... well... if that's how you dance all I can say is the music (if you can call it that) was worthy of that kind of dancing (if you can call that stuff dancing). I would be glad to stop having to kill you everytime I run into you (sleeping or not... Malton has it's own set of rules and the chances of us catching each other awake are small) as long as I have your word you will NOT attack any Vengeance Unlimited members again. I must give you fair warning, even a love tap with a newspaper is liable to be perceived as a threat. And you know how I respond to threats. Here's a going away present for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71qmpAH3v1c ta ta for now! Once again I'd like to thank Tex and the BHS for their hospitality.--Mr chapel 15:08, 11 August 2008 (BST)

You have my word that I will not attack you or any other members of your little club... PROVIDING... that you tell your daughter that I am not fair game... If she kills me any more... Well... it will kinda be needed for me to get vengeance... and I might get my wish anyways... --Danceyman 04:03, 18 August 2008 (BST)

THE TRUCE IS ON!

Of course it depends on both sides keeping their word. Let's hope it lasts. In the meantime... http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Vengeance_Unlimited KC did this and Mr. Chapel is impressed!--Mr chapel 20:59, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Oh, did you tell your minions that its off too? It would be pretty annoying to have them looking for me... Then I come back from Stanbury Village to chill in Penny Heights again, only to be killed by some 'PK' hunters... Im still not totally convinced those two were accidently working together. --Danceyman 00:12, 20 August 2008 (BST)

We haven't been invited into any truce talks that I know of. Personally, I think BHS is just getting tired of how easy it is to rack up the kills on our enemies. We're killing them over and over and over and over and over... It definitely would be to Dancey's advantage to form a truce with us, as he may know no peace until said truce is forged, butt he will have to present his ideas to the larger Butthole forces in person in Club Fortescue. This may be difficult as of late due to the fact that most of us are pitching in with the defense and rebuilding of Fort perryn at this moment. --Tex tripppen 22:12, 20 August 2008 (BST)

It occurs to me that this so-called truce needs to be defined. Is there a proposed truce between Dancey and VU? VU and fart? Butthole Surfers and Dancey? Buttholes and fart? Someone please clue us in. --Tex tripppen 22:12, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Its a truce between the VU and me. I know... Its a scary thought.... but hey, It was bound to happen... maybe Im just in a really good mood cause I just got a girlfriend in the realworld, or maybe its cause waking up dead is getting boring... both of which are quite surprising to me even. Anyways... Why cant we be friends too Trippen? Im all in for a peace treaty with you too. I'd go and say it to the rest of you, but I finally managed to join up with the rest of the Starcakes, and they'd get kinda irritated if I ran off on my own again. So could you tell them for me? And why cant you guys just love FARK? Would you stop killing them if I tried to get Ppank to apologize for all this? --Danceyman 00:09, 21 August 2008 (BST)