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==Who are The Streltsy?== | ==Who are The Streltsy?== | ||
We are a | We are a bunch of fucking assclowns who couldn't string a sentance together to save our own lives. | ||
==Who are The Streltsy Leaders?== | ==Who are The Streltsy Leaders?== | ||
Revision as of 07:54, 2 September 2008
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Theme song |
| This Group's's theme song is Happiness is a Warm Gun by The Beatles. |
| The Streltsy | |
 
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| Abbreviation: | Streltsy |
| Group Numbers: | 11 |
| Leadership: | Moctezuma |
| Goals: | Doing as much damage to the general survivor populace as possible. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Any PKer can join |
| Contact: | Send an email to biggerthanthe_beatles@yahoo.com, do not try to join via the talk page. |
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Who are The Streltsy?
We are a bunch of fucking assclowns who couldn't string a sentance together to save our own lives.
Who are The Streltsy Leaders?
The Streltsy are lead by a biumvirate consisting of Moctezuma, The Streltsy leader, and Shodaime, who is now The Streltsy's second-in-command.
What are The Streltsy's Policies?
Regarding the wiki- Streltsy members are not to make any alterations to The Streltsy's wiki page without the approval of either Moctezuma or The Coolest Mollusk In Malton. Also Streltsy members are not to make statements on The Streltsy's behalf without their approval either.
Regarding other PKers- Streltsy members are to not attack fellow PKers. While not our immediate allies, they are our brethren and should be treated as such. Also, if any PKing is sighted, Streltsy members are to NOT report it. Note: by PKers we mean players that kill other players in general, we do not mean bounty hunters. For our policies on bounty hunters, read below.
Regarding Bounty Hunters- If a Streltsy member witnesses an act of murder committed by a bounty hunter then he/she is to report it to The Streltsy leader. The Streltsy does not take kindly to bounty hunters and we do not tolerate their presence in Malton. As we receive reports of bounty hunters in Malton we will post their profiles on this page so that PKers everywhere can see who their enemies are. If a Streltsy member encounters one of these bounty hunters he/she is to kill the bounty hunter on sight. We strongly encourage others to do the same when they encounter bounty hunters and also to report any known bounty hunters to the Streltsy leader.
Regarding Confidentiality Within The Streltsy- Streltsy members are to keep anything that another Streltsy member tells them in private strictly confidential unless specifically instructed otherwise. The same applies to information posted on The Streltsy forum. Naturally, all Streltsy operations and plans are to be kept secret as well.
Regarding Streltsy Officials and Rules- Streltsy members are to treat Streltsy officials with respect. The Streltsy is not a fascist group and we do allow Streltsy members to openly criticize one another (as long as they do so without violating the above Streltsy policy on Confidentiality), however, acting in an extremely rude or insulting manner towards Streltsy officials will not be tolerated. Also, Streltsy members are to obey the policies and rules of The Streltsy. Failure to do so may result in a player being kicked out of The Streltsy.
Regarding Activity- Streltsy members are to check the Wiki and the Streltsy forum at least once a week and are to remain active with the game. If you need to take a break, post it in the forums, give us a GPS location and say how long you will be away for so we can plan ahead
Regarding Allies- Streltsy members are not to attack members of allies or to act in a hostile manner towards allies. The Streltsy is a friendly group and we do not want our members to cause any hostilities or tension between our allies.
Regarding The Boondock Saints- Streltsy members are not to attack any member of The Boondock Saints and are to simply ignore any Boondock Saints members that they may encounter. Additionally, in accordance with our peace agreement with The Boondock Saints, Streltsy members are to stay out of Roftwood. Also, User:Kris McKinney is to be regarded as a friend of The Streltsy. Lastly, and most importantly, Streltsy members are to acknowledge the fact that Pulp Fiction was better.
Bounty Hunter Reporting
As stated above, in our policy section, The Streltsy do not take kindly to bounty hunters and we will shoot them on sight. We strongly encourage others to attack them as well and we would also like to encourage everyone (regardless of whether or not they are a Streltsy member) to report any bounty hunters to us. To report a bounty hunter, leave a message on the talk page or send an email to biggerthanthe_beatles@yahoo.com that provides a link to the profile to the bounty hunter as well as any information that you may have about them. Since being a bounty hunter is generally not something some one would lie about, we recommend but do not require that Bounty Hunter Reports include a screenshot of the bounty hunter klling a PKer. Reported bounty hunters will be added to the below Bounty Hunter list so that PKers can take note of who they are and shoot any bounty hunters that they happen to encounter. Also, for those who support are Bounty Hunter Reporting program we have created a handy template that you can put on wiki pages to spread awareness.
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Report Bounty Hunters! |
| Don't let them get away with hypocrisy! Report them to the The Streltsy! |
Bounty Hunter List
The bounty hunter list has been temporarily removed. It is scheduled to return in August.
Graffiti Advertisements for The Streltsy
If you want to advertise our group here's some of our recruitment ads:
pkers of malton unite! http://tinyurl.com/594lhc
Join us and go to heaven http://tinyurl.com/594lhc
Who are The Streltsy's Allies?
We are close allies of Legends of Darkness. Also, we are friendly towards most of the other PKer groups in Malton and if asked, would probably aid them when necessary. If you wish to join in an alliance with The Streltsy just send an email to biggerthanthe_beatles@yahoo.com.
Who are The Streltsy's Enemies?
The Black Watch. Why? Because it's fun picking on groups that are one third your size. Also because they need an original motto and also, more importantly, because they have a lousy sense of fasion (kilts do NOT look good).
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Kilts Suck |
| This user or group hates kilts. |
Updates
May 14, 2008: Group first formed by Runemasteryx.
May 22, 2008: Runemasteryx steps down. The Almighty Todd, a former Ghetto Cow member, is now in charge.
May 24, 2008: The Streltsy gain a fourth member, only ten days after their establishment.
May 28, 2008: The Streltsy's List of Bounty Hunters Is Created.
June 3, 2008: The Streltsy gains a fifth member.
June 6, 2008: The Coolest Mollusk In Malton is now The Streltsy's second-in-command.
June 27, 2008: Moctezuma temporarily removes the bounty hunter list.
June 27, 2008: Moctezuma, while visiting South Blythville, sees a recruitment ad for TBW (The Black Watch). He becomes consumed with feelings of mild annoyance and decides to create a Streltsy enemy list so that he can add TBW to it. He immediately informs TBW of his actions and sends Streltsy troops to hunt down TBW's members and kill them.
June 28, 2008: For reasons that he's too lazy to explain here, Moctezuma has been leading The Streltsy under the alias PiggyInTheMiddle ever since he first joined the group and now that he doesn't feel like using both accounts any more, he's retiring his PiggyInTheMiddle alias and making it public that he's really Moctezuma.
July 2, 2008: The Streltsy gets its tenth member (we've gotten more since then).
July 15, 2008: The Streltsy are pleased to announce an alliance with Legends of Darkness, a new PKer group which Moctezuma highly respects.
August 5, 2008: Shodaime takes over as The Streltsy's co leader.
August 31, 2008: Runemasteryx leaves the group to join Legends of Darkness as an apprentice.
