First Aid Nursing & Necrotech Yeomanry

First Aid Nursing & Necrotech Yeomanry
Abbreviation:	FANNY
Group Numbers:	16 and growing
Leadership:	Feminist Collective
Goals:	Provide professional yet sexy medical assistance to survivors in need
Recruitment Policy:	open
Contact:	our forum

Are you desperate for the tender care of a real nurse? Are you a feminine medic or reviver who needs more purpose in life? Then call on the First Aid Nursing & Necrotech Yeomanry - hello, nurse!

Announcement: FANNY launches partner group MANNY!

When your inventory is full of syringes and you just got your nails done, sometimes you need a man around to clear those pesky zombies and erect barricades. Gentlemen, would you like this person to be you? Are you all man, but eager to obey the commands of sexy nurses? Then join the Men's Auxiliary Nursing & Necrotech Yeomanry - come on over, big boy!

FANNY: A Brief History

The First Aid Nursing & Necrotech Yeomanry, or FANNY, is an open group specializing in medical support. Originally known as the First Aid Nursing Yeomanry, or FANY, it began as an all-women’s mounted medical unit affiliated with the Territorial Army. FANY was deployed in the early days of the Malton outbreak, but quickly became separated when it came under attack and members' horses were eaten. The few surviving members reformed the unit as the First Aid Nursing & Necrotech Yeomanry. FANNY provides skilled and sexy first aid and revival services to humans in need.

Our Mission

FANNY is a flying medical unit providing public first aid and revive services. Members revive off the revive request tool, as well as a number of local revive lists. You may also post on the FANNY wiki discussion page to request aid directly, either for individual or larger-scale assistance. Aversion therapy is available to dedicated zombies, to train them to avoid attacking survivors. Please note that individual FANNY members have full discretion in deciding who to assist; among other considerations, we reserve the right to refuse treatment to anyone exhibiting less than courteous behaviour.

Client Testimonials:

"Thank you, Raharu, I didn’t know there were horse-riding, parachuting, assault-rifle-wielding nurses running around the world doing good works; and now I do." -- Eugene Skinner 25 Mar

"Waking up dead on the street makes a man feel unloved and unappreciated. It's no wonder that so many zombies are cranky. When I was revived by a wonderfully beautiful nurse however, it just made my day. Thanks FANNY!" Oddlots Domon 5 Jan 2007

How do I join FANNY?

In recognition of the special circumstances, FANNY has relaxed its recruitment standards. Recruits must still, however, meet the following minimum requirements:

• Recruits must be, if not actually female, then at least feminine; this must be reflected in your profile.
• First Aid training or Lab Experience
• Non-PKers only and no paedophiles

In addition, acquisition of the following skills should be prioritised:

• First Aid
• Diagnosis
• Pistol Training
• Lab Experience
• Shopping

A sultry bedside manner, Received Pronunciation, and horsemanship (please provide own riding crop and boots) are also desirable.

To join, please drop by the forum to say hello. If your profile and outlook are compatible, we'll be pleased to add you to our ranks.

Notices

Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.	Revivification Requests Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link)
FANNY supports the Random Revive Policy	Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 28.21 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: In Your Sweetest Dreams
No More Bananas Just say no to RP rape.	Ignore List Hear no evil.