User:The General/Quotes

Quotes

Einstein said:

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

Neil Gaiman said:

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be considered, from the perspective of the other players (i.e. everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch black room, with blank cards, for infinte stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."

Oscar Wilde said

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

Oscar Wilde said

"I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy."

Murphy said:

"When all else fails, read the instructions."

Murphy said:

"If you install a 50p fuse to protect a £100 component, the £100 component will blow to protect the 50p fuse."

Murphy said:

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."

Grim s said:

"Stop making suggestions. Its a win/win situation. You dont post your utterly craptacular suggestions which annoy us, and we stop spaminating them, which annoys you. In case you hadnt noticed, you are not good at making suggestions. In fact, to say that a braindead monkey could easily make better suggestions than you is a vast understatement. Your passage through the suggestions page could be described as a person lurching from catastrophe to catastrophe, each ever larger than the last, as though you are constantly trying to outdo yourself in your search for supreme crappiness."

Grim s said:

"No - Anyone can penetrate Ridleybank. The fact it didnt take all that long for you guys to get eaten, and the only thing that stopped that from happening was a huge amount of support from numerous other groups, and a buch of stupid zergers (Lets admit it, Humans have more zerg than starcraft). It was a minor little bump in the history of the game, and had no lasting effect on the game, and a very breif effect on the suburb. --Grim s-Mod U! 23:45, 19 December 2006 (UTC)"

Amazing said:

"The UD Wiki lends new meaning to mass dillusion."

Amazing said:

If you're not willing to misuse Mod power and fling profane insults at others left and right - you'll be forgotten among the UD Wiki mods. It's kind of like an asylum for egomaniacal tourettes patients there. Think of slipping below the radar as a good thing, because - hey - you're not one of them.

Sonny Corleone

Spam - A zombie...a snarling zombie. And you want to grab it when it is alive and toss it out a window? With your bare hands? No.