Talk:Autobots

Declaration Of War

As your group has engaged in a series of hostile acts throughout Pashenton and the neighboring suburbs including, but not limited to; assault, slander, theft, vandalism, child-molestation, murder, incitement, grand theft, violence upon noncombatants, illegal Revive Point creation, squatting, mass murder, racism, hate crime(s), solicitation, prostitution, gambling, human sacrifice, hijacking, piracy, (multiple counts of) home invasion, breaking & entering, production of pornography, carrying a concealed weapon, illegal acquisition of weapons, violation of Pashenton Convention, severe violations of The Second Pashenton Convention, destruction of evidence, improper conduct with prisoners, extrajudicial executions, torture, illegal organ harvesting, engaging in construction without a permit, engaging in sexual congress without proper permits, illegal assembly, illegal acts of subversion, sympathizing with the enemy, providing aid to hostile forces, deployment of illegal checkpoints, production of inferior hot sauce, slavery, smuggling, narcotics related activities, constricting small mice, watching David Letterman without a digital receiver, playing warhammer 40,000, cosplaying as Optimus Prime, exceeding the speed limit on a national highway, providing false maps, wearing a fedora with stilettos, offering exotic services and charging extra for the pole, carrying out mercenary activities without authorization, inability to transform, cannibalism, tribalism, poaching, robbery, extortion, voter fraud, abduction, false imprisonment, grand larceny, refusal to recognize the elected government of Pashenton, and voting republican.. Due to these and countless other crimes we find ourselves forced to protect the citizens of Pashenton from your heinous behavior. Yours Most Sincerely ,Captain Rickety 08:12, 16 June 2009 (BST)

SERIOUS BUSINESS --Cyberbob 08:50, 16 June 2009 (BST)

Gold. Classic gold. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:54, 16 June 2009 (BST)