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===Declaration of Intent=== | |||
As Shearbank is the property of the Prophet, we would like to inquire as to why we have not received a permit for your residency within the suburb of Shearbank, and encourage you to do immediately for your own safety and the safety of all of Malton. We would also like to warn you that future carelessness will not be tolerated. <font color=white>Our attack team(s) will be moving into position now. </font> We would also like to remind you that you have not applied for the following forms, including but not limited to: permit(s)32E,1A,3C,and 5D for public speaking, permit 4R to carrying a weapon, permit 3A for movement, permit 7H for housing, permit 54D for public housing, permit 98J for consumption of liquor, permit 67T for freedom of movement, permit 75Y for medical treatment, permit 21J for sexual congress, permit 94U for a license to kill, permit 241P for a access to parking garage(s), permit 34W for a free box of sushi with a fill-up at your nearest gas station, permit 43N to carry ammunition, permit 43M to carry a gun, permit 4K to carry a boombox, permit 5R to carry birth control without written consent of your local clergyman, permit 11G for the usage of chewing gum, permit 76D for bad fashion choices, permit 37A for the painting of boxes (yellow), permit 37B for the painting of boxes (blue), permits 37C through 37Z for the painting of boxes ([[http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/floriculture/container-garden/lesson/colorwheel.jpg| See here for details]], permit 87S for naming children names not included in the list of permitted names, permit 6E for a free salmon dinner with purchase of a carpet, permit 8J for usage of electricity, permit 873G for exemption from death-squad kill list(s), permit 102I for recreational activities not listed on permissible behavior guide, permit 23Q for one free list of all permissible activities, permit 76 for prosecution of banditry, permit 432Y for reporting suspicious activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432X for reporting promiscuous activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432T for reporting Curious George activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 49P to join the local death-squad, and Permit 2A to lawfully kill any Curious George(s) on property you are renting from the Prophet. | |||
We will look forward to meeting you to resolve these issues immediately! | |||
<font color=gray>'''Have a very nice Day![[User:Captain Rickety|Captain Rickety]] 18:53, 21 June 2009 (BST)</font> | |||
Revision as of 17:53, 21 June 2009
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Declaration of Intent
As Shearbank is the property of the Prophet, we would like to inquire as to why we have not received a permit for your residency within the suburb of Shearbank, and encourage you to do immediately for your own safety and the safety of all of Malton. We would also like to warn you that future carelessness will not be tolerated. Our attack team(s) will be moving into position now. We would also like to remind you that you have not applied for the following forms, including but not limited to: permit(s)32E,1A,3C,and 5D for public speaking, permit 4R to carrying a weapon, permit 3A for movement, permit 7H for housing, permit 54D for public housing, permit 98J for consumption of liquor, permit 67T for freedom of movement, permit 75Y for medical treatment, permit 21J for sexual congress, permit 94U for a license to kill, permit 241P for a access to parking garage(s), permit 34W for a free box of sushi with a fill-up at your nearest gas station, permit 43N to carry ammunition, permit 43M to carry a gun, permit 4K to carry a boombox, permit 5R to carry birth control without written consent of your local clergyman, permit 11G for the usage of chewing gum, permit 76D for bad fashion choices, permit 37A for the painting of boxes (yellow), permit 37B for the painting of boxes (blue), permits 37C through 37Z for the painting of boxes ([See here for details], permit 87S for naming children names not included in the list of permitted names, permit 6E for a free salmon dinner with purchase of a carpet, permit 8J for usage of electricity, permit 873G for exemption from death-squad kill list(s), permit 102I for recreational activities not listed on permissible behavior guide, permit 23Q for one free list of all permissible activities, permit 76 for prosecution of banditry, permit 432Y for reporting suspicious activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432X for reporting promiscuous activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432T for reporting Curious George activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 49P to join the local death-squad, and Permit 2A to lawfully kill any Curious George(s) on property you are renting from the Prophet.
We will look forward to meeting you to resolve these issues immediately!
Have a very nice Day!Captain Rickety 18:53, 21 June 2009 (BST)
