Talk:Defenders of the Gummer Bank

A message from a defender

Please sign your messages and keep the most recent ones at the bottom and such. Oh and humour is appreciated. --Nhrn 11:24, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

THIS ARTICLE ONLY ENGAGES SARKOMANCE HE IS NOT PART OF DEFENDERS OF THE GUMMER BANK

Hello my neighbours !

Did those guy annoys you ? lets kick them once for all... According to my friends you asked the freaks to go, they just seem to never listen... Here is their list maybe we can have evryone Kill em on sight in all Houldenbank because no one invited them and they just annoying they need to understand that they are not welcome !

They often attacking Owsley Building at 00:00 / 01:00 UTC (coordinates 94,64) and often have subgroup attacking Howsken Building (99, 64) at same time or vice versa. those with * are the band that annoyed you the others just help them cuz they want to kill evrything.

Dont worry for the rest of the zombies we try and revive them at least they grateful to be alive. This list below helps saving ammo for those who really deserve headshots recidivist pests (those with an * especially).

Sarkomance says: (all this doesn't engage Defenders of Gummers Bank unless they like to)

"To the GKERS PKERS and ENEMIES below who invited you? You were first relatively tolerated by general population, but you abused from Houldenbank hospitality since too long You are the one who started and never stopped You can't understand that after several monthes There is only one solution remaining..."

HOULDENBANK GKER + PKER + DEATHCULT + ENEMIES PEST LIST not happy to be alive ? just jump by a window ! (OOC not in real ! ingame of course)

Ahnult* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=753414

Bald Archie (brainrot The Dead) http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1170835

Blarney Stoner (brainrot) http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=772512

Bob BloodAxe (brainrot The Dead) http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1176373

bobby pegleg* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1128290

DredgeChild* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1420376

Imatarget (brainrot) http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1125836

John Matthias* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=754486

Ned Ryerson* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=911792

Roy Depape* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=775766

rvike* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=733019

Slarty Bartfast* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=736300

Sliggoth (brainrot) http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1118167

The Good Man* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=770283

utidcapaco (brainrot)* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=732984

uicipcun (brainrot)* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=734042

Vic Rattlecage* http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=733849

neonize http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=370140

PA Angel http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=796249

zombieville http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=407682 (supposed to have some zergs described in rogue gallery but the source of infos is infamous gker Pat Smear which I dont really trust)

and this well known KOS pker Pagram Librarian why does she come back to GK all the time? http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=356565

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

This may seem like a stupid question, but it's for all groups, regardless of size. Cheers! --Janus ^talk 17:59, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

We are most certainly still active and having fun being so!--Nhrn 21:31, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!--Lois ^{talk 10MFH} 19:05, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

The Alligator has you brainwashed!!!

You all must repent to the true lord! The Crocodile will always forgive any transgression, but you must be willing to give up your past ways and see to a better future. We only killed one of you to help you see the light! The Crocodile works beyond the edge or our mortal minds, so we must be willing to flow freely from life and death to see His true ways! Just look at what you're doing! Killing and being killed over and over, war for war's sake! This is the alligator's will, that we all decend to madness, but you must not let him grab at your mind! Repent and change before the Alligator takes you forever!--Acidical 01:47, 30 July 2009 (PMT)

• This kind of drivel is the main reason I don't often check the wiki. Please be quiet, you are embarrasing yourself. --MrBanana666 17:17, 13 August 2009 (BST)

• • Embarrasing myself? By having a human conversation, by trying to save you? Explain the embarrasment, sir. I am more than willing to give everything for the True Green Lord, but anything given in an attempt to aid others is justified! How can you blindly sit by and wage war without the slightest of attempts to communicate or understand? Are you that far gone into the Alligator's paws? You must break free and at least be man enough to speak! You think the Alligator is protecting you, but watch his claws dig into your skin! See the truth! --Acidical 00:45, 14 August 2009 (BST)

• • • He's right, MrBanana, you are blinded by the evil of the Alligator, the only way to true happiness is to Praise the Crocodile... or possibly to Braarz za Grargargarah, if you happen to be vitally challenged right now. --Cman yall 09:29, 14 August 2009 (BST)

I'm really not interested in getting into a debate with you lot but I will be polite and respond. Acidical, you were not around when this started so I'll let you off, this once, for your ridiculous comments, mainly as there are too many of them for me to bother listing. It is sufficient to say that you are quite insane and are lacking several important facts regarding the matter. As for you Mrrrggggh, I do admire your ability to forget that it was you and your Nicholson and Mrrrrgggh alts, plus The Lynch's Field alts, that started this. I can imagine it must be quite handy to be able to absolve yourself of blame. If anyone is blinded by evil, it is you. I'd say it was pretty evil to enter the home of another group, that was quite happily going about the business of helping out around Houldenbank, and start killing us just because we liked having stuffed alligator decorations.

We will be attacking you, as planned, for a minimum of one year. Nothing you say or do will stop that from happening. Just accept it. --MrBanana666 00:44, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I understand that my group started this. Like I said in my first post, we were trying to make you see the light. The stuffed alligator decorations are evil and we had to stop you from setting them. Attack us if you wish. It is still futile for even after a year our loyalty will remain, but nonetheless the Alligator must be silenced! His growls are poison that we are trying to stop you from drinking, but you deny our help and turn one act of retribution into war at his clawed words. Have you really given away control to his evil?!?

((OOC: OK, non-rp now, I know the Croc Cult is kinda crazy, but crazy and random is who we are and we embrace it. I just couldn't let this continue without having my charry say something here. Just so you know)) --Acidical02:07, 15 August 2009 (BST)

When you are in character, you won’t get much more from me that a “shut up”. However, as you have dropped character, I’m happy to engage you in discussion. I’m sure that out of character you are all nice people and if we were ever to meet in real life we would have a beer and swap UD stories with no bad feeling in the slightest. On the occasions that I have spoken to cult members, when they have not been banging on about the crocodile, I have found them to be reasonably pleasant. Even Lynch and Mrrrggggh. This isn’t personal, its character vs character. If your characters want to worship a crocodile, attack innocent, peaceful groups just because of the way they decorate their house then you are free to do so. There are plenty of PKing groups, it’s the nature of a zombie apocalypse game. However, there are consequences for that kind of action that your characters need to accept. In this case it’s us leaving our home and giving you back what you dished out, just for a longer period in order to prove that we are a well organised, tenacious group that won’t tolerate being attacked. So, as it stands, feel free to preach at us, complain, insult us, kill us and whatever else you like but be aware that it won’t change our course of action, we will likely ignore you and just keep on bashing at the barricade. You have Skarin back, for the moment, but I’m sure we’ll take it off you again soon enough. Then it’s a case of wash, rinse and repeat. It’s a long time until next January. --MrBanana666 14:38, 15 August 2009 (BST)