User:Edward Katanahands

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Yes, everybody dies. File:Rawk.gif Like totally. Are you lonely? Did I embarassed you in front of the class with my guns and knives? It's okay, it was innevitable. This is the Apocalypse, you know. I've been playin' DOOM for 16 fuckin' years waitin' for this shit to go down. I knew it. I told you, you motherfuckers! I'm fuckin' hardcore! I been geared up and ready for this shit since 1999. I've got a trenchcoat full of katanas, Mossberg Pumps up the yin-yang, janglin' like a wind chime, my Desert Eagle's plated gold, like some King Tut shit! I even stole a battletank from Fort Creedy and stocked it full of bazookas, cigarettes and hot pockets! Best check yo'self, cause I'm 'bout to go 9/11 on that ass! (not in a gay way). Think you got what it takes to hang with the Columbine Kids? Or you just wanna talk shit? Bring your dad's guns and let's do this, Brutus! MOAR AMMO!! Merits and Ribbons: Awarded for honorable DEM service: File:EKDEM.PNG Listed on the Trenchcoater Wall of Shame. Awarded for honorable French Foreign Legion service: They gave me a pretty badass hat, all the other graduates got a sissy-ass Kepi Blanc. File:FFLHat.jpg "The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi Translated: "Fuck it." - Edward K. Links: Body Count: Rampant Rodney The Huntress Max Chopper cool nYou remembermylast Alex Orosco Pat Smear Phillip Jablonski Dr Yep Firebug Malone txgp17 John the pimp Firemen blaze Wraywolf Paddy Dignam Duggles Thumbiscuit Paddy Dignam Vermin HvP Dr Science420 A Rolling Stone Ashate Nakaz pntballpunk BloodySteve Giant Angry Squid Kal YoshiKa Ettin layce literalkaiser Stewie P Ron of the Dead Stringo segadordracon Helix666 rukasu15 NaughtyTreeBob putera fz nonarne6 Sgt Honda Captain Spock Scheduled Outage Dhavid Grohl Baz Baziah Nightforge Colam Papa Nixon Rage McRoiduser Nightforge E B Farnum Louise Blackholler Lone Gray WoLf Dastardly McBastard Knife Man1 Trench Coated Jack Reyner matador Tofffey lisarose Jack Skyes Herb Dangerous II Duce Carrie Lone II Duce (2nd Time) Kilt Store Owner William Kane The Unknown Warrior Wasabeee DocClarkSavage mrkatt2 Rocco McKlusky Pwner o god Phat Beats Kasahara DDRJake