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::: Can I request a translator please, or have someone remove the dick from Mick's mouth. I was more referring to your "friends" who happen to not carry any tags similar to that of your group and make one wonder about the relation of your "friends" to the people inside of TSI and what exactly they are doing with their alts. No, this isn't a PKer crying, this a PKer pondering things that revolve around this game of a more shady nature, and also wondering what the fuck comes outa micks mouth --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 02:06, 20 April 2010 (BST)
::: Can I request a translator please, or have someone remove the dick from Mick's mouth. I was more referring to your "friends" who happen to not carry any tags similar to that of your group and make one wonder about the relation of your "friends" to the people inside of TSI and what exactly they are doing with their alts. No, this isn't a PKer crying, this a PKer pondering things that revolve around this game of a more shady nature, and also wondering what the fuck comes outa micks mouth --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 02:06, 20 April 2010 (BST)
::::Translation of the discussion so far: a self-proclaimed griefer (AidenFurry) threatens to grief Mick out of the game. Mick warns him of unpleasant consequences with a handy historical precedent (viz Japan in WW2). Furry ignores this warning and finds himself being killed repeatedly by TSI and its allies through a combination of teamwork, coordination and effective communication both in-game and by metagaming. AidenFurry levels thinly veiled and unsubstantiated accusations of zerging. Update: Mick tells Aiden to "man up or STFU, ye wee numpty. Enjoy ye template!" <br>{{flagbox|red|sinq.jpg|Well!|AidenFurry certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!}}<br>--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 04:30, 20 April 2010 (BST)
::::Translation of the discussion so far: a self-proclaimed griefer (AidenFurry) threatens to grief Mick out of the game. Mick warns him of unpleasant consequences with a handy historical precedent (viz Japan in WW2). Furry ignores this warning and finds himself being killed repeatedly by TSI and its allies through a combination of teamwork, coordination and effective communication both in-game and by metagaming. AidenFurry levels thinly veiled and unsubstantiated accusations of zerging. Update: Mick tells Aiden to "man up or STFU, ye wee numpty. Enjoy ye template!" <br>{{flagbox|red|sinq.jpg|Well!|AidenFurry certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!}}<br>--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 04:30, 20 April 2010 (BST)
:::::: Now I never said the words zerg, I mearly stated I questioned you "allies." Are you trying to hint towards something Mick? --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 04:52, 20 April 2010 (BST)

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Mick's Tok Page

Whit? Gairrrls? Feck!

If yous want tae chat wi auld Mick, ye've foond tha richt feckin page. Well done pal.

If yiz want tae tok tae sumbdy else, try tha follwin.

Dial 1 if ye want tae tok tae The Mallrat.

Dial 2 if ye want tae tok tae yon kilt-wearin wee Sassenach numpty Thurston Mallrat, an kin be bothered tae tok proper like.

Dial 3 if yous want tae waste yer time beelin at som rotten-heided zombie wha probly jist et ye brains, fae example yon nightclubbin scunner Hermann Munster.

Good Grief!

(Moved from the TSI Talk page)--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 22:00, 7 April 2010 (BST)


Until you learn to be nice and have fun Mick I am afraid I am going to have to kill you... a lot. I warn you now I am very, very good at what I do.

Goodgrief1.jpg This user loves to Grief your character and suggests you stop using him or her.

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Emot-argh.gif 02:18, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Evidently SillyLillyPilly disnae hav any real friends tae dae her dirty wairk, an Rufus is too feeble tae dae it himself. Fae feck's sake that is pathetic.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 05:27, 6 April 2010 (BST)
Wus wif dis silly occent 'ere. No one stated they were too feeble to defend themselves I am pretty sure you have no idea who Rufus is in game, and if Lilly has no friends why did I show up and kill you? Man...Lilly was right, you are no fun. -- Emot-argh.gif 05:39, 6 April 2010 (BST)
Ma accent is tha wan ah grew up wi', when yiz a wean in Pegton that's whit happens. "why did I show up and kill you?" Cause she offered yous free revives, ye poor friendless bassa! As fae bein nae fun, it's no' my job tae entertain morons, griefers an' PKers, so jog on an tek poor wee whinin' SillyLillyPilly and Rufus wi' ye! Meanwhile, ye can keep huntin fae Mick cos everytime ah log on ah'll be revived again. Amen!--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 13:42, 6 April 2010 (BST)
YAY! Mick is revived I get to shoot him again! You do realize thats half the fun, your going to be constantly stuck at RP's while your friends have to run around and get needles for you all while trying to hunt me. -- Emot-argh.gif 16:04, 6 April 2010 (BST)
We huv better things tae dae than worry aboot one-man griefer armies an their snivellin contractors, pal. In any case we dinnae mind bein targeted by tha ars3hol3s in Vinetoon, it keeps idiots like yous oot o tha other survivors' way. Be sure tae keep reportin yesel in Rogues Gallery as ye build up ye fearsome 'reputation' by killin aff newbies, big man! Thank ye fae playin!--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 16:23, 6 April 2010 (BST)
Too bad I'm not a one man army ;) -- Emot-argh.gif 17:35, 6 April 2010 (BST)
The plot thickens --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:41, 6 April 2010 (BST)
Given yer distinct lack o bawsacks, "one-man army" may be given ye too much credit, Furry. Hope ye've foond yesel' a nice dark rabbit-hole tae hide in wi PatheticBillyPilly an her toyboy Rufus (self-description: "Build: Muscular. Nationality: German." I wuid add: "Gender: Indeterminate". (Amusin' new trenchie pic btw, Rufus, even lamer than tha last. Ye need tae use wan moar along these lines: Rufus Vanzant.
Enjoy searchin fae ammo n wanderin tha streets on your hard-man mission, Furry. Not everybody gets aff on chasin priests but evidently yous huv strange tastes.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 18:38, 6 April 2010 (BST)
I'm sorry I can't here you over the sound of how awesome I am. -- Emot-argh.gif 19:55, 6 April 2010 (BST)
That pic is win. --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 20:59, 6 April 2010 (BST)
Thadeous has tha correct answer. Score 1 point. After tha video-snoozefest that tha griefer posted, please sit back an enjoy this wee clip o tha griefer in real life: he's tha wan wi tha yellow shorts, aboot tae get schooled by Peepul (and Pupil) Power... Remember: in Urban Dead, No-one Ever Really Dies. Amen!--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 22:07, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Mick you miserable old cunt you have no clue do you? I wouldn't ever hire a griever to do my work, no offense Col., especially one I have tried to kill myself in the past. I handle my own work, and I watch out for my friends and in turn they watch out for me. Hell I think if anything I am just going to help these guys because you seem to have me all over your mind like a 13 year old girl. Grow up Mick, get a clue and fucking jog on. I have had enough of that accent you picked up to try and be funny. Clearly you can't seem to think up anything better to do than waste your time misspelling everything. It's English not rubbish. You don't write with an accent so cut the shit. I am just waiting for MITS to move out of Richmond Hills before I move out of your horrible little hell hole you call a suburb. But Col. if you are ever in the area that RDD patrol or any of my alts are in just give me a buzz if you need a revive. Not a fan of the Speedee jig you guys did, but hell, it is only cause you beat me to it. I had wanted to kill that guy since I was in CAPD. Also the trenchy pic was because I needed to find a new one of Pete Dunham of the famous GSE.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 00:02, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ah think ah may huv touched a nerve...
(PS Rufus sweetheart, ah knaw it wiz SillyLillyPilly wha ran away cryin fae help fra Mr Furry Fetishist an his one-rabbit/one-Oompa Loompa army. Evidently she didnae think ye wiz up tae tha job o watchin oot fae ye friends. Feel better noo?)
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--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 04:33, 7 April 2010 (BST)
PPS Rufus, ah'm worried aboot ye noo: accordin tae tha ongoing source of hilarity that is ye user page, ye've turned into a crew-cut undernourished German rent boy (paid in gum by tha look o him), lost 15lbs an two inches o height an ye hair has gone fra brown tae blond - overnight! Most worryingly, ye famously muscular build is noo described as merely "Lean". Whit's gaein on pal? Dae ye need tae see a doctor? That is not normal. Yours, concernedly, Father Mick.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 04:39, 7 April 2010 (BST)











Whats that Mick? Asdfg.jpg-- Emot-argh.gif 04:49, 7 April 2010 (BST)
Rufus keeps changin his user page character description, achievin ever-greater levels of lameness. An' given that it's yet another weird German, please tell me tha's no' your ain user picture, Fluffer. PS try no' tae mess wi tha formattin o tha page, it's bad manners.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 07:24, 7 April 2010 (BST)
For the record Mick, impersonation is not a nice thing to do. Editing my comments and Rufus's one more time and I will bring you to A/VB. You have permission as this is your page to delete the comment, but not edit it. -- Emot-argh.gif 16:05, 7 April 2010 (BST)
Nae problem, we'll let Rufus's foul mouth speak for itself an' please accept ma apologies fae adding a caption tae ye funny wee picture.
Noo, explain tae me again how griefing wairks: are ye no' supposed tae be killing me, rather than being killed?--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 17:15, 7 April 2010 (BST)
Well see, I kill you, you get two of your boys to stop by and give me the ol' 1,2. Then a 3rd comes by a few hours later and finally finishes up the work. Now I stand at an RP and one of your guys is dumb enough to revive me. I would say I'm playing the game better then you are mate. -- Emot-argh.gif 17:27, 7 April 2010 (BST)
Ye furrst kill was a freebie, like tha Japanese victory at Pearl Harbour before war was declared, an as ye said yersel': gettin revived jist means we get tha pleasure o killin yous agin. Noo run along pet an find a nice wee hole tae hide in, like tha cockroach yiz are.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 20:50, 7 April 2010 (BST)
PS ah'm assumin ye knaw enough history tae be aware that tha Japanese goat thurrr erchies handed tae them on a plate - jist so ye knaw whit tae expect, "mate".--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 20:50, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Well mate, if you knew anything about anything other than your thumb up some hole, you'd know first off it took 5 years for the American's to actually finish off the Japanese, and if it wasn't for that famous German scientist, Albert Einstein, the nuke wouldn't have been made and the Japanese would have handed the Americans their asses on a plate. If you knew anything else you'd know who the guy in the picture is, and that nothing is ever permanent(until the moderators say it is) so my profile is allowed to change. Also the gum thing is from a commercial for trident layers. So stop thinking with your dip stick, Jimmy; and start thinking with your dip stick.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:38, 7 April 2010 (BST)

1. The Japanese were fecked almost as soon as Pearl Harbour's dust cleared an they realised they'd no' sunk any aircraft carriers: as they had nae oil o thurr ain an had stirred up a sh!tstorm o American hostility, it wiz jist a matter of time. Tha A-bombs speeded it up a wee bit but tha's aw, they were fecked long before then. As Sun Tzu said, "First win the war, then go to battle." So-called Professional Griefers wuid dae well tae remember that wee nugget o wisdom. Also, December 1941 tae August 1945 is no' 5 years. Dae some remedial Maths. Tha rest o ye ignorant historical rant is best summed as, "If ye ma had baws she'd be ye da."
2. Of course ye profile can change. Tha question is why ye cannae make up ye mind whit sort o pr!ck yous want tae be. This time ye've picked a scrawny wee ned fra ye Film o tha Week Club an think it makes ye look like a hardman, but it actually makes ye look like a rent boy on smack wha'll dae tricks fae zombies in return fae his fav'rite Trident spearmint. Tha fact that ye character has supposedly lost weight and height, changed his hair colour, gone fra Muscular tae Lean... fae feck's sake, are yous on Weight Watchers or is it Extreme Makeover?
3. Stoap thinkin aboot ma dipstick ye durrrty wee ned. Ah wuid wear a kilt but it wiz draggin on tha groond like a massive python. Finally, ma name's not Jimmy, an unlike ye pathetic whiny profile it hasnae changed since ah goat here.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 22:17, 7 April 2010 (BST)
Scottishkorean.jpg Your one to talk about looks there Mick. -- Emot-argh.gif 21:45, 7 April 2010 (BST)
Och, that wiz me in ma glory days as a young ghillie, jist after ah retired as a roadie fae Black Flag, but afore ah foond tha Glorious Bosom o Holy Mother Church. Thanks fae tha mammaries. Memories. Whitever. Feck! When yous can grow a bit o facial hair ye'll be prood if ye can match that effort.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 22:17, 7 April 2010 (BST)
OK Mick since you like history, you do realize that the Spanish Inquisition was just a bunch of evil men hiding behind God and the pope. So are you sure that you guys aren't just PKers hiding behind the name of Pro-survivors. You keep throwing profile changes out there as if it strikes a nerve. You keep saying that I picked a character from my "movie of the week club" when this has been my favorite movie since it came out. The whole rent boy on smack thing...not sure what the hell that would look like, but I am sure your altar boys quiet resemble whatever a rent boy on smack is. Keep your hand on your crucifix and off those little boys Mick--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 22:32, 8 April 2010 (BST)
Ah dae indeed realise tha sad history o th'Inquisition in tha bad auld days. However, jist like New Labour in 1997, we were re-branded by Pope Brian XIII fae tha 21st century an are noo (unlike New Labour) much-loved an welcome everywhere, not least because we get rid o PKers, fearlessly puttin oorselves in tha firin' line so others dinnae huvtae. We're also witty, charming, an kind tae children an animals. If a crappy film aboot hooligans is ye favourite, ye've goat a lot o growin up tae dae. By the way, ye film's tagline is "Stand Your Ground and Fight", not "Run Away and Cry". Ye seem quite interested in altar boys? Personally ah prefer a wee bit o slap 'n' tickle with tha nuns an nairses. Ah also dinnae carry a crucifix, ah prefer a rosary an a newspaper: 1. for prayin fae ye lost soul, and 2. fae slappin some sense intae yous.
Well you bring up a good point. I have not left and cried. I am still in Vinetown, although because the Inquisition is behind barricades I can't do much fighting. Obviously though you have no sense in anything good because it isn't a crappy movie. I think you have things mixed up though because I said you are into altar boys. It seems you can't get a single fact straight you should just crawl into whatever hole you come out of to use the library's computer and stay there for everyone's sake.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 20:45, 9 April 2010 (BST)
Aw, ah thocht ye wiz leavin uz fae RDD? How sweet of yiz tae stick aroond in ye zombie state. Ye'll get used tae bein a zombie if ye stay in Vinetoon, be sure o that! I notice ye cannae help tokkin aboot altar boys again. Try tae think o somethin else tae clear ye mind: maybe kittens, or puppies. Ah dinnae huvtae tae crawl oot o' any holes or use library computers either - my attendant nairses help me get up every morning, an make sure ah'm 'booted up' on their shiny pink laptops. Amen!--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 05:17, 10 April 2010 (BST)

You know Mick... it's rather interesting being in Vinetown. In every darkened club there just happens to be someone around to refuel a genny (that just happens to be placed there) and kill me, no TSI tags, just a random pro survivor doing good, no warning of RG listing, no pay back talk, not even a hi. Very curious -- 

Emot-argh.gif 15:51, 19 April 2010 (BST)

Aye, that's whit havin friends is aw aboot pal! Ye cannae say ah didnae warn yiz. Meanwhile, huv a guid cry, ye'll feel better fae it. Wuid ye feel better if uz n oor pals tok tae ye each time afore we kill an dump ye? Ah can try tae arrange it.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 18:39, 19 April 2010 (BST)
What's with the widdle PKers crying when they get return PKed? Jeez, grow up an' quit yer whinin! - Malodorous Monk 01:32, 20 April 2010 (BST)
Can I request a translator please, or have someone remove the dick from Mick's mouth. I was more referring to your "friends" who happen to not carry any tags similar to that of your group and make one wonder about the relation of your "friends" to the people inside of TSI and what exactly they are doing with their alts. No, this isn't a PKer crying, this a PKer pondering things that revolve around this game of a more shady nature, and also wondering what the fuck comes outa micks mouth -- Emot-argh.gif 02:06, 20 April 2010 (BST)
Translation of the discussion so far: a self-proclaimed griefer (AidenFurry) threatens to grief Mick out of the game. Mick warns him of unpleasant consequences with a handy historical precedent (viz Japan in WW2). Furry ignores this warning and finds himself being killed repeatedly by TSI and its allies through a combination of teamwork, coordination and effective communication both in-game and by metagaming. AidenFurry levels thinly veiled and unsubstantiated accusations of zerging. Update: Mick tells Aiden to "man up or STFU, ye wee numpty. Enjoy ye template!"
Sinq.jpg Well!
AidenFurry certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!


--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 04:30, 20 April 2010 (BST)

Now I never said the words zerg, I mearly stated I questioned you "allies." Are you trying to hint towards something Mick? -- Emot-argh.gif 04:52, 20 April 2010 (BST)
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